NationStates Jolt Archive

{OOC: Since I've completely forgotten almost everyone with whom I've exchanged embassies, I've created this thread. So if you don't have an embassy, would like to re-apply, or would like to appoint a new ambassador, or whatever, please feel free to post here.}

The following conditions must be met if a nation is to have an embassy in Roach-Busters:


The plot of land on which the embassy is built may not exceed 500 acres.

The limit is 25 guards per embassy. However, none are allowed to use machine guns or explosives (including RPGs, claymores, mines, etc.). Moreover, explosives of any sort may not be present in any part of the embassy.

No underground military facilities, whatever the purpose, may be built beneath the embassy without the express written permission of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

The walls surrounding the embassy can be no higher than 15 feet and may not be topped with barbed wire.

All embassies are to be off-limits to non-military and non-government individuals from either nation.

No nuclear, biological, or chemical weapons are allowed on the premises of the embassy.

No illegal drugs of any kind are allowed in any embassy.

No overtly political books, films, etc. are permitted to leave the embassy grounds. However, they are allowed in the embassy itself.


All prospective ambassadors must fill out the following form:


Full name:

Age:

Gender:

Nationality:

Occupation:

Education level:

Intelligence quotient:

Your political views:

Your economic views:

Your social views:

Prison record:

I do hereby solemnly confirm that all questions were answered truthfully to the best of my ability.

Your signature here:

Full name:Michal Novack

Age: 40

Gender:Male

Nationality:Translavian(Everonian)

Occupation:State Official

Education level:College

Intelligence quotient:105

Your political views: left

Your economic views: capitalist

Your social views:left

Prison record: none

Do you agree to submit to random screening for drugs?:yes

Do you agree to submit to polygraph tests?:yes

Application accepted.

Full name: John Carradine
Age: 46
Gender: Male
Nationality: Malkyeri (Anglo)
Occupation: Senior Diplomat
Education level: Post-graduate
Intelligence quotient: 131
Your political views: Libertarian
Your economic views: Free-market capitalist
Your social views: Libertarian
Prison record: none
Do you agree to submit to random screening for drugs?: No
Do you agree to submit to polygraph tests?: No

I do hereby solemnly confirm that all questions were answered truthfully to the best of my ability.
Your signature here: [signed] John Carradine

OOC: Wouldn't diplomatic immunity prevent such things as polygraph tests and drug screening for the ambassadors?

Full name: Father Andrew John Paul

Age: 34

Gender: Male

Nationality: Viermaran

Occupation: A member of the Order of St. Michael and Assistant to the Bishop of Foriegn Affairs

Education level: versed in the scriptures of our Lord and Savior.

Intelligence quotient: untested

Your political views: I revere the sacred doctrine of the Reformed Church of Viermar and the Holy Order of St. Michael along with the ordinances of the Council of Bishops.

Your economic views: We must measure the success of society by how the widows and orphans and afflicted are treated. Wealth is nothing except a means to perpetuate God's will on earth.

Your social views: Freedom is only a way for Satan to grant knowledge that will destroy the minds of men.

Prison record: None

Do you agree to submit to random screening for drugs?: no

Do you agree to submit to polygraph tests?: no

I do hereby solemnly confirm that all questions were answered truthfully to the best of my ability.

Your signature here: Father Andrew John Paul

Full name: Bro. Patrick Ruby

Age: 54

Gender: Male

Nationality: Jagadian

Occupation: Ambassador (formerly Pastor of Bay Crest Penecostal Church, Jagada)

Education level: Graduated from Christiandom University

Intelligence quotient: 137

Your political views: Rule by one man, being religious (be it Christian, Moslem, or anything else) to ensure God's morality and the Bible's principles are enforced it the only way to go.

Your economic views: Limited Socialism to be honest. The poor and helpless must be upkept, least we be no better than the Communists and Corperate Police States. Though for the most part, Capitalism is the way to go to ensure economic equality.

Your social views: The Bible is God's manual for living for us in this world and as such the Bible should guide the morality and social policy of the State.

Prison record: None offically, though it should be known that I was under investigation by the the Inquistors, the suspected crime was being a fanatic of my religion. Though all charges have been dropped and the Inquistors deem be a moderate.

Do you agree to submit to random screening for drugs?: Yes, anytime.

Do you agree to submit to polygraph tests?: Yes. Though so long as I am informed as to why I am being tested and upon what evidence you say I need to be tested.

I do hereby solemnly confirm that all questions were answered truthfully to the best of my ability.

Your signature here: Patrick Ruby

Department of State
The Federal Republic of OmigodtheykilledkennyAttn: Roach-Busters and all applicable puppet regimes

We are pleased to announce that, in the interest of reaching out to international community and improving relations with nations outside our own region or the confines of the United Nations headquarters, we intend to apply for an embassy exchange with your fine nation. We have designated Garrett Riley, our UN ambassador's brother (whose application can be viewed below), as ambassador to Roach-Busters. To apply for a counterpart embassy in our nation, please visit Kenny's One-Stop Diplomacy Shop! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=454422)Sincerely,
Alex Tehrani
Secretary of State

Full name: Garrett Braden Riley

Age: 29

Gender: Male

Nationality: Kennyite

Occupation: Mooch (luckily, my brother is rich)

Education level: College drop-out (expelled, actually; I don't know why UC Santa Barbara is so f'ing strict about drugs on campus; it's a party school, for f's sake! That donkey got intoxicated on its own, and it's its own fault it decided to destroy the university president's office after we pushed it inside)

Intelligence quotient: 103

Your political views: "Our nation's constitution and laws state that all citizens have a universal right to full suffrage, barring circumstances where citizens have voluntarily surrendered that right. All are entitled to equal protection under the law, and are not to be denied either life, liberty or property except by due process of the law." --Omigodtheykilledkenny Dept. of State

Your economic views: "The Federal Republic believes that capitalism and free enterprise contribute to a freer, more democratic society. Hence, regulations upon business, commerce and trade are few." --ODoS

Your social views: "To name a few: "We believe that all citizens have the right to keep and bear arms.
"We believe that abortion should only be a choice in circumstances where the woman did not have a choice, or made a plainly illegal one, when her child was conceived, or potentially when the child is born (i.e., rape, molestation, incest, childbirth may endanger the life of the mother, etc.). In circumstances where the woman did have such a choice, we believe the choice has already been made.
"Euthanasia is illegal.
"Free speech is absolute, and extends to flag-burning, pornography (depicting consenting adults), and broadcast rights, within reason.
"Same-sex marriages are allowed in most states in the Federal Republic.
"Although torture is outlawed as a punishment or interrogation tactic, we do employ the death penalty for the most egregious of offenders, those who pose the most serious threat to a civil and peaceful society." --ODoSPrison record: A few minor arrests, mostly for drunken behavior, and fraternity pranks that went a little too far, but no hard time.

Do you agree to submit to random screening for drugs?: "Yes, but only if authorized and supervised by State Department officials." --ODoS

Do you agree to submit to polygraph tests?: "Yes, but only if authorized and supervised by State Department officials." --ODoS

I do hereby solemnly confirm that all questions were answered truthfully to the best of my ability.

Your signature here: Garrett Riley

All applicants have been accepted.

{OOC: I scrapped the "submit to drug screening, polygraph tests, etc.}

OOC: Roach-Busters? Is that you? I thought you died from death by mod?

All applicants have been accepted.We are most gratified to hear it. However, we would note that diplomacy is a two-way street, and we hope to hear back from you regarding the ambassador you intend to dispatch to our nation. :)

[OOC: Yes, 'tis Roach-Busters who started this thread.]

The Department of Foreign Affairs

Full name: Walter Schmen

Age: 47

Gender: Male

Nationality: Kyleslavian

Occupation: Foreign Affairs Minister

Education level: University

Intelligence quotient: 110

Your political views:
Belief in a partially Capitalist and socialist state with limited democracy

Your economic views: Somewhat capitalist and Socialist state

Your social views: Everyone is equal in the eyes of the government.

Prison record:none

I do hereby solemnly confirm that all questions were answered truthfully to the best of my ability.

Your signature here: Walter R Schmen

OOC: I believe I already have one, but since I have been out of the forums for a while myself, I shall send another...

IC:

Full name: Lord Maximillion Gloch

Age: 38

Gender: Male

Nationality: Newtdonian

Occupation: Lawyer/aristocrat

Education level: J.D, Master's from Newtdom Imperial College, B.A. Newtdom Royal College

Intelligence quotient: 143

Your political views: We are an open nation, rulled over by a hereditary monarchy which is advised by a council of lords.

Your economic views: capitalist

Your social views: Moderate

Prison record: None

I do hereby solemnly confirm that all questions were answered truthfully to the best of my ability.

Your signature here: Maximillion, Lord Gloch

OOC: Roach-Busters? Is that you? I thought you died from death by mod?

{OOC: Yup, it's me. Long story.}

All applicants have been accepted. Omigodtheykilledkenny, our ambassador will be Kyle McCormick.

Attn: Magdha- Department of Foriegn Affairs
From: Tagaris States Foriegn Affairs Department
Regrading: Embassy Exchange Program

Dearest Sir...

The recently established Tagaris States has an intrest in establishing relations with nations from all around the world. That said, at this point we wish to submit an application for an ambassador exchange between our nations.

Full name: Veronica Deville
Age: 46
Gender: Female
Nationality: Tagarian
Occupation: Lawyer for a number of years, then served several fruitfull years as a member of Cabinet with the Tagarian Liberal Party.
Education level: University
Intelligence quotient: 109
Your political views: Liberal
Your economic views: Capitalist
Your social views: Equality for all, not just some.
Prison record: None

I do hereby solemnly confirm that all questions were answered truthfully to the best of my ability.

Signature
{Signed}
Chester B. Davis
Prime Minister of Tagaris States

{Signed}
Veronica Deville
Minister of Law and Justice

Application accepted.

Are these new limits for the one getting an embassy in your nation for the first time? Because my embassy would fail those new limits.

Or do I have to fill in the form to get an embassy? Because I have an embassy in your nation with I first became allies with RB. So…

Full name: Dr. Caecilius Laeusa

Age: 43

Gender: Male

Nationality: Comatic

Occupation: Attorney Master of Narien

Education level: Ph D in law, bachelors in economics

Intelligence quotient: 131

Your political views: very conservative

Your economic views: Corporate Imperialist

Your social views: very conservative

Prison record: Nonexistant

I do hereby solemnly confirm that all questions were answered truthfully to the best of my ability.

Your signature here: Dr. Caecilius Laeusa

Are these new limits for the one getting an embassy in your nation for the first time? Because my embassy would fail those new limits.

Or do I have to fill in the form to get an embassy? Because I have an embassy in your nation with I first became allies with RB. So…

{OOC: Don't worry, your embassy is still here.}

PDC, your application has been accepted.

*bump*

{OOC: Don't worry, your embassy is still here.}

OOC: You only answer one of my questions.

Are these new limits for the one getting an embassy in your nation for the first time? Because my embassy would fail those new limits.

OOC: You only answer one of my questions.

Are these new limits for the one getting an embassy in your nation for the first time? Because my embassy would fail those new limits.

Don't worry, since you already have an embassy, it's all good. And yes, they are new.

Don't worry, since you already have an embassy, it's all good. And yes, they are new.

OOC: Okay. *Looks at the drug safe in the basement then at the weapon storage safe.* See…that is why I was asking.