NationStates Jolt Archive

To the International Community,

Due to a rise in gun violence in our extremely peaceful country and an epidemic of attacking politicians and local leaders with melted cheese, The Most Serene Republic of Trixxie has banned all guns and cheese.
The only exception to the ban on cheese is the use of it in restaurants, where pizza and other food items containing cheese must be made and consumed on the premises. Violators of the new law Ban-Cheese are jailed a minimum of six months, up to 3 years in prison and fined a mandatory 3 million Fuzzes (Trixxie's currency). Parole for violators is not an option.
Violators of the All Guns and Firearms Ban are sentenced a minimum of 46 years, up to 103 years, in prison and face a mandatory fine of 70 million Fuzzes. Parole for violators of this law is also not an option and citizens are allowed only one appeal.

Sincerely,
Trixxie, Nation Leader
The Most Serene Republic of Trixxie

Official Statment

How are you to defend your nation if you have banned guns of any type? And it is the will of the people to protest in any way they see fit, and if that means lobbing a hunk of cheese at a politician then so be it. The Pure Socialist Holy Empire condemns the act of banning cheese which limits a persons freedom of speach.

Exetonia nither condems nor agrees with what is being done here. If you wish your nation to be walked over because you have no weapons so be it however. It is your decision and the international world CAN NOT and MUST NOT force you to change your ways..


Good luck to you. - Government of Exetonia.

How are you to defend your nation if you have banned guns of any type? And it is the will of the people to protest in any way they see fit, and if that means lobbing a hunk of cheese at a politician then so be it. The Pure Socialist Holy Empire condemns the act of banning cheese which limits a persons freedom of speach.


We are a peaceful nation and see no need for our ordinary citizens to be walking around carrying guns.

How dare you condemn any of our government decisions, when clearly your government is in total disarray. And I quote: "The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out."

The Most Serene Republic of Trixxie condemns even the thought of this action by the socialist empire.

Let the boys make some nickels & dimes for gods sake!
And who are you to tell me what the citizens of Trixxie should or should not be allowed to do? Our country exists unto itself. We don't belong to the UN. We don't belong to you.

We do, however, thank you for your reply and input.

-
Trixxie, Nation Leader
The Most Serene Republic of Trixxie

APR (Amestria Public Radio)

The State of Amestria condems to the recent actions concerning cheese by the Republic of Trixxie as "stupid".

Wait, how are your people supposed to have sex and fun and defend their nation without guns and cheese? Your logic defies everything!

Violators of the new law Ban-Cheese are jailed a minimum of six months, up to 3 years in prison and fined a mandatory 3 million Fuzzes (Trixxie's currency). Parole for violators is not an option.
Violators of the All Guns and Firearms Ban are sentenced a minimum of 46 years, up to 103 years, in prison and face a mandatory fine of 70 million Fuzzes. Parole for violators of this law is also not an option and citizens are allowed only one appeal.

The High Ecclesiarchy unofficially describes Trixxie's new "laws" as 'extreme, unwarranted and arbitrary' with the punishments for their violation 'completely out of all proportion with the magnitude of the "crime".'

A general travel warning has been issued regarding Trixxie, and Xirniumite citizens are asked to remain well away due to its absurd and illogical "legal system".

-SNIP-

***OFFICIAL REPLY***

We neither Condemned nor Condoned your actions. If we did we would have put CONDEMNED or CONDONED in our message. Your utter lack of a stable attitude about a nations message makes us here in the Pure Socialist Holy Empire believe that your leader is demented and lacks the needed brain cells to be a productive member of any society let alone be the leader of a nation. If you wish to push his attitude though and try to do some harm to the Pure Socialist Holy Empire, you will be met will full retaliation.

It is pure foolishness to abn guns. How is a nation to grow huge and powerful without them? And to all you hippies who say that a nation needn't become huge and powerful, I'm going to invade you!:mp5:

From the Wednesday, November 23rd issue of The Public Tantra:


Tantric Donkey's council on Dairy Exigency has been warning the world of the dangers of cheese--and all dairy products for that matter--for years now. "Cheese is a highly volatile substance that, in the hands of ner-do-gooders, can and will be used for horrible injustices," says leading council scientist, Robert Fromage. "It's just a matter of time. God help us all."

Although Tantric Donkey has yet to pass legislation as strict as SRT, licenses for dairy possession have been mandatory since 1978. At a press conference this morning, council member Dick Rigor, an early lobbyist for cheese licensing, noted, "Is this thing on? Can you hear me in the back there? I don't think this thing is working."

In a spectacular display of solidarity, citizens of Tantric Donkey took to the streets waving Trixxie flags and anti-cheese banners. Thousands, if not hundreds of voices cried out in unison "Please please, no more cheese!" and, "Look out for that bus!" The protest culminated in the burning of sixteen thousand pounds of havarti. Police arrested five members of the controversial Fondue Tantra organization for lobbing baguettes into the blaze.

Honorable Judge Anthony Lawless of the Courts of Tennis, when asked about Trixxie's radical policy change proclaimed, "Silly rabbit, trixxies are for kids."

On November 30th, Congress will vote on a bill similar to the Trixxie Cheese Ban that will outlaw the possession and sale of all processed cheese/cheese food. The Congressional vote at hand has been causing a great deal of public confusion, as Tantric Donkey has no Congress.

As for Trixxie's related ban on guns, Judge Lawless commented, "How will people protect themselves from those with black market cheese?"


Rexx Biggles,
The Public Tantra

We applaud your desicion to ban cheese and guns.Though we think you should keep guns for your military and police force.Also if you have any cheese you need to get rid of you may ship it to Frenzia.

Official Statment

How are you to defend your nation if you have banned guns of any type? And it is the will of the people to protest in any way they see fit, and if that means lobbing a hunk of cheese at a politician then so be it. The Pure Socialist Holy Empire condemns the act of banning cheese which limits a persons freedom of speach.

To Shatzabom, note the enlarged text of YOUR OWN ORIGINAL statement. then read your reply to my reply. seems as though your right hand doesn't know what your left hand is doing. watch out for the bees, they can be deadly.

The Most Serene Nation of Trixxie has posted a travel warning to its citizens regarding the following hostile nations (Hostile as defined by: hostile in action and or word towards T.M.S.N. of Trixxie):

The Pure Socialist Holy Empire of Shazbotdom
The State of Amestria
The Holy Empire of Xirnium
The Armed Republic of Lengastan

The Ubiquitous Agency of Customs has also heightened its security measures. They are on the lookout for citizens of said countries trying to enter The Most Serene Nation of Trixxie. All citizens of The Empire of Shazabotdom and The Armed Republic of Lengastan are hereby denied entry to the country for any reason and current visitors from those two countries have henceforth been deported. For all citizens of any of the other listed countries, admission to our nation is granted only on a case-by-case basis.

The Most Serene Nation of Trixxie regrets these actions, but feels that they are necessary to the safety of Trixxians everywhere, due to the hostility directed at its government by these nations.


The Most Serene Nation of Trixxie is pleased to publicly thank The Rogue Nation of Tantric Donkey and its citizens for its support of our nation's decisions. Mizorette Albafram, Trixxie's High Ambassador, has approached the Head of Police in Tantric Donkey for the 5 members of Fondue Tantra that were arrested, and asked for their release and that any/all charges against them be dropped. The Most Serene Nation of Trixxie has also pledged to pay for any legal fees that may be incurred for the 5 members if the charges are not dropped.

The Most Serene Nation of Trixxie also thanks The Free Land of Frenzia and its peoples for their support as well. The Most Serene Nation of Trixxie's Admiral of De-Cheesing, Hallapeen Yo, has accepted Frenzia's offer to ship much of the excess cheese and a fleet of Trixxie's own Nation Navy shall arrive by the end of the week in Frenzia with 80 thousand tons of the now-illegal cheese. Please accept it with our thanks.


Trixxie, Nation Leader
The Most Serene Nation of Trixxie