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:sniper: :mp5: :gundge:
I declare war on every nation, with an exeption of those who join me for world conquest and domination within the time of 8:30 pm mountain time. Join or die!

ooc: Just want to point out, declaring war on the world is asking for trouble.
I'd suggest reading the stickies, and avoid using smilies for posts(in general).

To those with-out helpful advice/willing to IC post, please not post.

Canon City, you do realize that this is just considered annoying n00b spam, and that almost every single nation here can wipe out your entire country without noticing, right?

I no you said not to send non-helpful information but declaring war on everybody is kinda stupid no country is that powerful.

no, i say we give him his wish. we'll split up the destroyed wreckage and turn Canon City into one big gulag.

ooc: Prehaps you are a puppet out for some fun? Why, I ask? This does you no use and certianly won't get replys. Waist of time.

And to settle this, just let the thread die. There is no need for another post here. Just let it sink into the archives of stupidity.

The Holy Empire of Phenixica and it's many colonies have better things to do then go too war.

There is also no way we would fight in a war where the country dosnt even have a population of 10 million.

Yay, war!;)

You can't be serious. Are you?

I'm with you brother, me and the entire socialist union!!!

LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE !!

Yay, war! :sniper: :mp5: :gundge: :eek:

Anyone mind if I just toss some nukes at their military bases if they actually try anything when the "deadline" is up in about 20 minutes?

President of Sentmierstonia message to wailicia and canon city

Nukes have been launched. i do not know why i am telling you this... you are prob all dead

End

I'm seriously considering sending some Ku-25's out for some "Nighthawks in Baghdad" style fun.

President of Sentmierstonia message to wailicia and canon city

Nukes have been launched. i do not know why i am telling you this... you are prob all dead

End

With a population of 5 million yeah i bet they are.

President of Sentmierstonia message to mckagen

Have fun... its just one big pot hole. you can have it

End

*Space Based Laser flattens your Capital building*

Seems like a waste of weapons to me.

once again, if we don't post, the thread dies and the spam ends.

A division of Tejano troops lands on Canon City's shores and takes over the fried wasteland.

The Emperor of phenixica gets bored and sends 10 millions of his best troops to sweep up what is left of this weak nation.

Changed my mind.

Youre gong to have to take on the entire SOCIALIST UNION!!

Long live commrade Socialist Union!!!:mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:

:headbang: I just wold like to say i launched one trillion metric tons of stinky cheese at Canon city i suggest that those livng there run i also suggest the next annual cheese carnival..........:mp5: :sniper: :gundge: :upyours:

Message to Phenixica

If any are alive... you can have them

Message to wailicia

Your dead! Dead people don't talk... if any1 in your country is alive... talk to some1

Message to The Black Hand of Nod (i dunno who your shooting at)

(wailicia and canon city) Their capital building is allready destroyed. I appreicate your help. The rubble must be made safe for democracy

(me) ... There is no Capital Building... unless you shot at my house... in which case I AM PRETTY F***EN PISSED... eh hem sry about the language (picks up phone and dials number) Turn the camera off!

END?

My space-based magnetic railguns destroy all your radar stations and othe communication buildings. My country claims all the Uranium mines!! :)

To anyone that dares to use gun smilies will be smitten by the orbital defense plattform of the GSF. I will not tolerate noobs in NS.

Youre gong to have to take on the entire SOCIALIST UNION!!

Long live commrade Socialist Union!!!:mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:

I got a population of 592 million i might not be the greatist but i take you on.

:sniper: :mp5: :gundge:
I declare war on every nation, with an exeption of those who join me for world conquest and domination within the time of 8:30 pm mountain time. Join or die!Canon, The Cosmic Balance has a population of over 1 billion people. You have a mere 5 million people.

The Cosmic Balance has nuclear weapons. Thousands of nuclear weapons. You don't have any - no, not one.

The Cosmic Balance spends almost $3 trillion dollars a year on defence. Canon City, in contrast, spends just over $1 billion dollars a year on defence.

And we're just one of the nations you just declared war on.

So against a nation 200 times your size, that spends 3000 times what you spend on defense, that has an army larger than your entire population, and that has nuclear weapons to back up its efforts if it ever gets tired of fighting the good old fashioned way, how can you hope to win?

Indeed, how can you even hope to survive?

I could be mean and simply annex your country. The battle would take a day or two, and then your nation would be mine. Or I could turn your country into a radioactive parking lot in fifteen minutes. Fortunately, you caught me in a good mood.

I'm going to declare your country a protectorate. If you actually attack anyone, I'll wipe out your attacking forces in a heartbeat and call it a day, while generously refraining from invading your soil and occupying your country. Conversely, I will defend your country from anyone who attacks you as a consequence of your rash declaration.

So as of this moment, you may consider your little war on the world to effectively be over.

I recommend that you spend the next month or so watching what goes on here and beefing up. When you have a population of more that 100 million, you can get involved in a dust-up if you please; at that point, our protectorate will be over and you can suffer the consequences of your own actions.

Have a nice day.

Message to all

wailicia and canon city are dead... stop shooting at them

This post is dead... stop posting

Arh, I have single hanedly pushed back all opposition troops, Im bleeding pretty good but that just makes me want to KILL more. Me and my robocops have heroically won the day.
WHORAAAAAAAAAY!!

ooc: I usually don't respond to stupidity like this, but I'll make an exception this time.


IC: The Emperor has ordered all of the one-legged garbagemen in Xeraph to go to this nationof idiots and kick their ass.

*pets Wailicia*

Play nicely with your toys ok

Message to all

wailicia and canon city are dead... stop shooting at them

This post is dead... stop posting<sigh>

So much for trying to save children from themselves.

Work began on a new tunnel as soon as the declaration of war was received... but not fast enough. Long before D.G. forces reached their target, nothing remained to destroy.

"I need to get some weapons of mass destruction." Zeek grumbled to himself, calling the army back.

Arh, I have single hanedly pushed back all opposition troops, Im bleeding pretty good but that just makes me want to KILL more. Me and my robocops have heroically won the day.
WHORAAAAAAAAAY!!

mate with 10 million troops not only could i destroy your nation but then i could repopulated it with my own troops and even then 10 million is only 1/4 of my army

Arh, I have single hanedly pushed back all opposition troops, Im bleeding pretty good but that just makes me want to KILL more. Me and my robocops have heroically won the day.
WHORAAAAAAAAAY!!Your nation is now under protective custody, courtesy The Cosmic Balance. The war is over.

Nothing to see here folks, just move along...

Once again, onder incermounable odds, I have triumphed!!
It apperas me and my robocop army (comprise of 3 robocops) has GONE ON THE OFFENSIVE!!!???!?!
WHAT???!!
I have already pushed 100 km into enemy teritory, SINGLE HANDEDLY!!!??!?!

Once again, onder incermounable odds, I have triumphed!!
It apperas me and my robocop army (comprise of 3 robocops) has GONE ON THE OFFENSIVE!!!???!?!
WHAT???!!
I have already pushed 100 km into enemy teritory, SINGLE HANDEDLY!!!??!?!
OOC: Despite the poor example that's being set here, never post another player's damage. Who are you invading, anyway?

OMG!!
WHATS THIS???!?
I have single handedly taken the capitol of the cosmic balance!!!
BUt how?
me and my robocops (2 now, one got stuck in the mud) now are pressing even further forward!!!
WOW

(If we are gunna post i am gunna rp so, ignore Wailicia)
Message to all

Ok! Look usually i am not ok with beating up countries smaller than mine... wait yes i am

Ok! So i don't like beating countries when they are down... wait once again yes i am cool with doing that

Ok! So... kicking dead things.... no.... but since that turd has another country as stupid and dead as him then, yes i am cool with doing that

Ok! So... wasting money.... i don't do it.... you might, so i am cool with that since

BUT!! wasting money on those turds uh no...

ROYAL DECREE Wailicia1

Sentmierstonia takes Wailicia under its belt... it will dump waste there. Peace forces are aloud in to evacuate survivors
Any further attack WILL result in retaliation
General Flugge, CEO of Trash Incorperated, is the royal governer.
He has 1000 troops on rout to the country.... on foot... Any one want to give them a lift? Also... anyone got any guns to spare... we spend so much money on food and nukes... well we armed them with bolt actions rifles from WW1...

I'm seriously considering sending some Ku-25's out for some "Nighthawks in Baghdad" style fun.

Forget Ku-25s. I'll fly in a couple of squadrons of my new F-150 "Ebonhawk" fighter-bomber, and drop a few dozen MOABs on his capitol. Now that's some "Nighthawks over Baghdad" fun. :p

To the idiots that have declared war on everyone

Stop your activites or i will be forced too bring my colonies into this engagement (except devenis that is in rebellion bloody hippies)

Message to Halberdgardia
DON'T MAKE THE HOLE DEEPER!!!
its mine now and i am fine with it 300 feet deep. We could use those choppers to evacuate survivors... or transport my men.... what evers good

Message to Phenixica
Plz leave the hole alone... those vioices are survivors we need to (phone rings) Hold on.... TURN THE G** D*** CAMERA OFF!! (beckons to secretary) when are we getting the internet?

NEW report
I have single handedly stormed into the capitol of Sentmierstonia!!!
The capital building ius stained with blood, i only have one arm but its still more than enough to KILL
WOW :eek:
Ittadxkl crazyiglk,yt!!!
ANd the shi**y troops of the socialist union have Finally come to my aid...
I MARCH ON!!

From the Emperor of Phenixica

I have discided to draw out from this so called 'war' since i think my troops have better things to do and that the empire has better things to deal with.

(Wailicia's dead 4get him... plus I HAVE NO CAPITAL BUILDING... well i prob do but i don't care what goes on in there)

Where is General Flugge? JEAN!!! Get him on the phone... Oh and call General Barrecks 600 men. tell them to be on alert, and close the borders.... we don't want those (phone rings) G** D*** PHONE!!!

General Joame Chantesson sorted through her mail and openned the 2 government labelled letters first.

"Declarations of war by... bla bla bla..."

she openned the seconds letter

"confirmation of lithium self breeding fusion warhead testing coordinates for space orbital bombardment..."

She sipped her morning coffee and picked up the declaration of war again and got out a bic and a post it note, she scribbled down the coords of the capital of this rogue nation, stuck the note on the reply envelope efficiently placed inside the confirmation letter and put the declaration of war in aswell, sealed the letter with wax and dropped it in the mail chute.

~~~Below~~~
Assorted Rodent Alliance outposts were keeping a careful watch on the Wailician leader. Zeek, having gathered a few thousand of his soldiers, headed off through the tunnels towards his most recent location...

So much for taking time out to read a couple chapters of a book, instead of hanging out here to kill n00b wars.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/frisbeeteria/lock/999.jpg

*Phriykui Linoy Li Esis's nukes hit the rubble*

G** D*** i told you don't shoot my pot holes!!! Thank god Flugge is a damn putz, we might have lost 1000 of our best men... Where the hell is he!?

*writes apology to Phriykui Linoy Li Esis*
To the nation of Phriykui Linoy Li Esis
I am sry i yelled, please don't be too angry. i didn't mean what i said... just let me handle it.... oh yeah... can you help me out a little? eh? come on i'll let you dump your garbage there.