NationStates Jolt Archive

Yes.... uh. yesterday i happened to set sail all the way to the dirty shores of a place we people like to call Zero - 1. Little to my surprise, who was there to greet us but the emperor himself, Paul, and we did not take kindly to this insult. This having been said, we proceeded to rape, pillage and rape again, all of the military "posted" around the city. We encountered only light resistance from his force of sentinels...all in all i think it was a good day. We managed to capture 398302 acres of land, and paul gave us a bag of potato chips which we all agreed tasted quite nice. Little did he know they were poisoned and he died. But we didnt. That was lucky.

We took the land and took control of his army of sentinels.

the emperor is probably going to try to come up from his grave and say that i've been lying... but we all know that winners write history... and he's not a winner because he just ate a poison potato chip.

To the Highly Disrespectful Nation of Pornucopia Beach

The Kingdom of Fourhearts stongly condems the actions of Pornucopia Beach. We strongly condem the rape and pillage of another nation. Furthermore, if you wish to avoid the wrath of the international community, you will withdraw your forces without delay.

King Drake IV
Kingdom of Fourhearts

The attack came as a surprise to the nation of Zero - 1. Sentinel scouts report of a ship having landed near the nation, just on the outskirts of sector 001-10-01.

Sentinel Report:

160,000 armed soldiers:

- M4A1 assault rifles with 32 magazine clips ( x12 on each soldier )
- Kevlar body suite armor
- Minor emp grenades

Computer formulated Strategy:

The soldiers were immediatly considered hostile, even with the minor weapons and armor they possess. This attack is considered 98% uncoordinated and unplanned. Strategy statistics show we can defeat these attackers with a circular-stealth approach. We will have our defense grid circle around them and gather closer towards them.

Once we are in, the Sentinel statistics for destruction of the invadors will be 99.999%. The first brigade of 20,000 may be taken out with EMP, thus the remaining 500,000 sentinels on alert will attack after the EMP triggered, if not the 20,000 sentinels will have a 96% chance of victory with minor casualty.


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The enemy forces did not even consider securing the perimeter. Our minor sentinel defense grid circled around as programmed by the Strategy Simulator. The 20,000 attacked swiftly and efficiently. Within a few short minutes, at the outskirts of sector 001-10-01, a small war had began. The citzens of Zero - 1 could hear muffled shots and did not panic, since they were programmed not to.

The sentinels carved into the pathetic invadors, easily disembowling, decapatating and throwing them aside like rag dolls. The invadors, what few they had left, fled as quickly as they could. Three sentinels were sent to the ship, targetting specific fuel and automatic drive processors, thus shutting down all automatic and manual controls. The ship stood no chance and landed somewhere near the west pacific ocean.


Damage Report:

Enemy Losses: Estimated 99.9%
Zero - 1 Losses: 0%
Buildings destroyed: 0%
Terrain damage: 0.03% (Drones have began to repair)

Zero - 1 defense forces have returned to strategic locations around the nation. The borders are secured. Strategy Simulator shutting down... and will begin this strategy in 0.004 seconds.

The outcome we will expect to be 100% likely as statistically shown.

I highly doubt the credibility of someone who has eaten a poisoned potato chip. Our top scientists estimate the probability of blatant statistic making caused by exposure to this toxin to be 99.879 %.

Fourhearts, this is a case of mistaken identity.. we're talking about the wrong Zero - 1 here

Correction.

The entire Kingdom of Fourhearts is now in a laughing fit. Seeing as how the Queendom of Zero-One outnumbers you 6 billion to 6 million, The Kingdom will simply ignore such a noobish attack. We will now simply pass popcorn as we watch the armed forces of Zero-One wipe your puny ba-honk-us off the face of the earth.

OOC: I'm zero - 1, I /wish/ I had 6 billion :P

how about this, why don't we start this over without any godmoding

OOC:

I didn't god mode, I left mine as a simulation for the upcoming attack.

However it was the pornucopia beach that started this idiotism

we'll get nowhere with badmouthing and personal attacks like that

oh, a simulation ok then.

Isn't it not Pornucopia Beach thats been doing the god moding? perhaps I should just send the about 1.6 million sentinels I had stored up from my previous post into their nation

we'll get nowhere with badmouthing and personal attacks like that

OCC: I would like to point out that Zero - 1 only has a defence budget of 1,785,037,536.00 compared to Pornucopia's ohhhhhh budget of nothing.

http://nstracker.retrogade.com/index.php?nation=pornucopia_beach&nation2=Zero+-+1&nation3=&nation4=&nation5=&nation6=

It would be wise to wait until you have an army before invading another country.

Well, one would think that would pose a slight problem.....

Isn't it not Pornucopia Beach thats been doing the god moding? perhaps I should just send the about 1.6 million sentinels I had stored up from my previous post into their nation

yes he is godmoding but in his case i would just fire an I.G.N.O.R.E cannon

my nation doesnt ignore acts of war... btw if i may ask, im new to this forum and new to the RP forum thing... could you give me a few links to where i could read about war and weapons and all that

OCC: Try looking at the first thread at the top of this forum. (Eurosalvia's Helpful Hints. That goes for pornucopia beach too.

use the stickys, they have stuff for just about anything

i think its quite clear that i've won... you're in a pretty inescapable situation now zero - 1.

How can you have won? You don't have an army to attack with :rolleyes:

i think Pornucopia Beach has lost out of sheer foolishness and godmoding

well it was a laugh while it lasted:)

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I really have no idea what that last one is.......

[OCC: Is this open? I didn't see anything prohibiting others from joining? If it is ok I'd be happy to help you two out with your first RP.]

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Diplomatic Ecclesiastical Ultimatum

To: The Community of Pornucopia Beach
From: The High Ecclesiarchy of Holy Xirnium

The High Ecclesiarchy demands you immediately and totally cease your invasion of the Colony of Zero – 1 and withdraw. Your criminal boasts of commiting the warcrimes of rape and pillage in foreign territories will not be tolerated by our august government. Furthermore, your blatant and unwarranted invasion of a sovereign state is considered illegal and the High Ecclesiarchy shall not sit idly by and accept it.

Should you refuse to comply at once with our reasonable demands, expect punitive aerial operations to commence against your nation. We await your reply with interest.

High Lord Ertham Nidor (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a25/Dennis134/GrandCardinal.jpg)
Grand Cardinal and Chief Minister of the Patriarchate of the High Ecclesiarchy


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Once again, bombers of the Xirnium Airforce prepare for another mission in defence of justice

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