NationStates Jolt Archive


Gyrobot's spouse gives birth to 2 billionth child

Gyrobot
21-11-2005, 02:00
9 months after stressful meetings with doctors and scientist about the predicted rate of births, deaths and adoptions and abortions, the excessive persuasion needed for his wife to start a real family and stop being just a married couple. It was all worth the effort. several hours ago....


Gyrobot, was driving a pregnant Momono to the hospital of Neo Recania. He was both excited and scarred, his wife was about to give birth to a child that could be his 2 billion citizen of Gyrobot and many hospitals were to try to slow down the time for other families who were having children that day. As he made in to the entry, doctors and bodyguards protected the spouse as they take her to the pregnancy ward where she will give birth to the young child. Gyrobot was soon stopped as she was sent to er ward despite him wanting to see. At the last moment gyrobot broken through and just in time. His child was born, many cheered but were hushed by a very happy couple who was glad to their son entered the world his daddy built for him.

Several hours after

Gyrobot was at the podium of the Capital building, where many noble veterans received and gave their top honours to the populous of gyrobot. As the population gathered to watch the event, gyrobot said the following: "My citizens, today marks a new dawn of gyrobot, we have been through the golden ages but the golden age will soon end, instead it marks the beginning of the platinum age when Deus Lenster becames the next Prime Minister, he will do greater things then his father, create a new legacy that marks the rebirth of gyrobot" With that many cheered with high hopes...and desires that Gyrobot will ascend higher then before.
Beth Gellert
21-11-2005, 02:30
The inn at the 14th September Phalanstery, Vyborg, the Igovian Soviet Commonwealth... friends consider ISKRA!'s world news pages over a few pints...

"'...Gyrobot's spouse gives birth to 2 billionth child' My God, she must be tired!"

And that comrade's words more or less summed-up the Commonwealth reaction.
Gyrobot
21-11-2005, 05:11
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Fourhearts
21-11-2005, 05:41
The Kingdom of Fourhearts extends its warmest wishes to Momono and her husband. The Kingdom of Fourhearts sends the traditional desert of four heartshaped fruit pies, one for the mother, one for the father, one for the past, and one for the future. The Kingdom also sends a necklace with 2 billion tiny hearts engraved in the necklace to commemorate the event.

Again, our congradulations.
Gyrobot
22-11-2005, 08:04
A week has passed since the birth of Deus,

Momono was feeding the newborn child as gyrobot soundly returned from work. Momono usually expects a warm reception from her husband but lately their relationship seems cold. As Momono placed Deus to the crib she quietly asked for gyrobot's concern: "Gyrobot, you seemed so...cold ever since we had Deus, why do you seem so bothered." Gyrobot didnt replied instead he took a drink of beer and Momono being the alcoholic asked for a can and gyrobot finally opened his mouth albiet with a rude reply: "Damnit, you know you shouldnt drink, but that didnt stop you during the first 2 months of pregancy. I am amazed that our kid didnt died at childbirth." Momono snapped back, she isnt the type of girl who will back down she replied: "Oh, so you think that I am that incompetant, I have been raising your child." Gyrobot returned with "But who was the one who planned everything, from the precise birth and child mortality to when are you going to give birth, I risked many lives just so we could have an event like this." Momono suddenly realised how much time he planned so they could have such an miracle for the people, she then realised this could be an excellent oppurtunity for gyrobot's ability to be a real father she replied: "Well, I do plan on performing a recital at the San Tienna national park. I wonder if you will take care of Deus, let our son see mommy play the piano." Gyrobot chilled quickly and agreed. Momono managed to squeeze in one extra piece: "And oh, try not to bring any extra help." With that Gyrobot gotten ready for his first time as a father all by himself. But nothing can subdue the hostile political assassins who will most likely use this oppurtunity to take his son's life.