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The Axman Cometh (Closed until I say otherwise)

Generic empire
20-11-2005, 19:09
Ivan’s Guitar Dungeon was a small, squat brown brick building with a dark façade and black bars over the windows. It was a simple structure, one that you wouldn’t pay much attention to if you already weren’t aware of its existence or didn’t have business there to begin with. The south end of downtown Sofia, particularly Kreschnev Avenue on which this particular establishment sat was a haven of all manner of vice and debaucherous entertainment. The glow of neon signs overpowered the streetlights, and thus the faces of the roving crowds were always bathed in a bluish red tint, adding to the surreal nature of the district. Now, however, with sunrise only an hour and a half away, the streets were quieter, and many of the lights had been shut off.

Ivan himself, the proprietor of the custom guitar workshop that bore his name, was currently seated at his workbench, a thin grey undershirt draped over his thin grey form, his brow beading with sweat as his narrow eyebrows furrowed and his forehead creased. Deep brown eyes poured over the creation that sat on the bench before him, and he raised a spidery hand to push his long straight grey hair out of them.

The guitar was of monstrous complexity, and Ivan had been meticulously crafting it for the past three days, rarely leaving his workbench. His eyes were bloodshot from lack of sleep, and his fingers were bandaged in places from where callused skin had broken. It was a black solid body Mahogany, a seven strings, 8 notes per string, and a rich ebony fingerboard. Ivan would eventually come to hail the piece as his finest work, but now he cursed it as he slaved away in the process of creation.

But his deep concentration was shattered brutally as the door upstairs burst inward and a shout mingled with a thick groaning made its way down the stairs. He got to his feet and rushed to the edge of the stairs.

“Who is it?!”

“Lew!”

Heavu footsteps fell at irregular intervals as the groaning got louder, and suddenly Lew Zinkov’s face appeared in the glow of a hanging lightbulb. He hobbled forward, supporting a figure leaning heavily on him, a hand clutching at his stomach, moans of agony coming from deep within him.

“Jesus Christ…”

Lew, the young guitarist from the popular Generian metal band Machine Gun, looked up at Ivan.

“It’s Frank. He’s in bad shape.”

Ivan rushed to the opposite side of the moaning man and helped Lew carry him to a leather couch. They lay the body down, and the moans softened a bit. The hand came away from the stomach and the light caught his midsection to reveal his clothes soaked in blood.

“What the Hell happened?”

“He’s been shot.”

“How? Who?”

“I’ll explain later. Call a doctor.”

Ivan rushed upstairs and got on the phone. He was a man of influence and while he knew the nearest ambulance would take almost twenty minutes to get to this part of town, he also had other connections.

“Nigel, it’s Ivan. I need you to get here as fast as you can.”

A rough voice on the other end muttered an acknowledgement without asking questions. Ivan rushed back downstairs. Lew had opened Frank’s shirt and was applying a makeshift bandage to the wound.

“We were at a stoplight on south and Volska when a an old AM-70 pulled into the intersection and stopped. Passenger side window rolls down and the guy fires twice through the windshield. Gets Frank right in the gut. Bastards got off before anyone knew what was going on.”

“Did you get a plate number? Distinguishing features? Anything?”

“No plates, tags. Just one mark: a Yuri’s Guitar Emporium sticker on the back fender.”

Ivan stopped dead. Yuri had once owned a shop down the street, making custom guitars like Ivan. They had never enjoyed anything but casual competition, and both were held in equal esteem as masters of their craft. Then a few years ago Yuri moved his headquarters to Port Belgrade and opened a warehouse, selling carbon copies of his instruments. He had expanded his repertoire to include all manner of instruments, basses, drums, keyboards. Ivan had always thought he was a sellout, as did many of Ivan’s steadfast fans, but Yuri had made a good sum in the years since the move and gathered huge numbers of followers. Ivan still enjoyed excellent business however, largely due to the high quality of his merchandise and the support of more quality oriented musicians, but the arguments between preference had been growing in ferocity recently. Still, he could not comprehend such a simple question of taste turning to violence.

“You don’t think?”

“Not possible. It wouldn’t make sense. Probably just some kids high on Pwnage pure got their hands on a Magnum.”

“Fuck…”

the door opened upstairs and footsteps fell quickly down the stairs. The red bearded face of a middle aged man appeared in the light. Nigel Hawthorne was a Freudian expatriate who had for years worked as a doctor for organized crime families in the Sofia underworld. He was one possessed of extraordinary skill as a physician and was generally considered the best in the business, legitimate and otherwise, and had he not chosen to work the darker side of the spectrum, would most likely have earned notable prizes for excellence in his field. His eyes were red and bloodshot now, but he looked ferociously around the room, and seeing the figure on the couch, walked quickly over to his side, wordless. He dropped his large medical bag on the floor and knelt down, getting to work.

“What caliber?”

“Not sure. No exit wound though.”

“It’s still in there, then.”

Hawthorne grunted and removed a scalpel, slipping it into the wound of the man who had fallen asleep. He woke with a start and screamed. Ivan and Lew rushed to his side and held him down as the doctor pushed around inside the wound. He withdrew the knife and removed from his bag a pair of small pliers which he inserted into the wound. Frank let out an inhuman scream of pure agony. He dug around for a few seconds, clasped the bullet, and pulled it out, dropping it onto the floor, where it rattled about for a second before falling still. The others stepped aside as the doctor went on with his work.
MassPwnage
21-11-2005, 04:30
"Hmm... yea, this is it. Think Ivan filled your order correctly?"

A muscular, broad jawed man with short black hair and heavy stubble on his face parked an equally muscular looking MPMW Barracuda sports coupe in the wide alley besides Ivan's shop and shut off the engine with a click of the button.

"Ivan doesn't get anything wrong. Ever."

The voice of the slim, ghost-like woman seated next to the muscular man was barely louder than a whisper. Her short black hair was combed straight backwards and the sunglasses she wore sort of detracted from her delicate facial features.

The broad jawed man cocked an eyebrow as he undid his seatbelt.

"You expect me to believe that Ivan never gets anything wrong?" he asked.

The woman ran her delicate fingers along her seatbelt strap from her shoulder to the buckle and smiled gently.

"Yes. I do expect you to believe that."

The muscular man nodded as the woman unbuckled her seatbelt.

"Alright, fine, I'll believe you then."

The muscular man got up out of the car, walked around and opened the door on the other side.

"My arm's right in front of you..."

"Thanks... I can get out by myself...." The woman sort of shakily stepped out of the car and shut the door.

The muscular man squinted in the bright morning sunlight as he carefully led the woman to the door.

He knocked. Someone answered. It was Ivan.

"Hello Lyknov, Jimmy. It's nice to see you." Ivan looked to first the woman in sunglasses, then to the muscular man.

"Uncle Ivan.... you sound like you haven't slept in days."

"That's because I haven't. And I have to apologize in advance; your guitar isn't finished. I'm sorry."

"Oh..." Lyknov was taken slightly aback by what Ivan said. This was the first time he was late. Ever.

As they were both stepping inside Lyknov asked "What... umm... what happened?"

"Frank got shot."

Lyknov almost squealed with glee, but she managed to catch it before it escaped her lips. That sleazy club manager got what he deserved. Finally. No more groping when she came to visit.

"So.... what happened?" she said, feigning concern.

"I think some kids high on Liberty Pure got their hands on a gun."

"Oh... Is Frank..."

"He'll be fine. Where's the rest of your band?"

"Lena's still at the hotel hung over, Muwa's terminally missing where and Ti's still in MP."

"Well then, stay here a while. At least until the rest of your band comes along."

"Alright then, fine."
MassPwnage
22-11-2005, 04:24
"Lena.... Lena...... Wake up..... Wake up.... WAKE UP!!!"

"Wha? Bu' I dun' wanna wake up....."

A hyperactive, twitchy young woman with an unusually gravelly voice was dancing around a king sized bed. In the middle of the king sized bed, rolled up in the expensive silk sheets was Lena. Lena obviously didn't want to get up out of bed. She was rather tired.

The twitchy young woman didn't want to hear any of it. She picked up the entire bed and turned it on its side, causing Lena to fall out and hit the richly carpeted floor with a soft thud. Lena staggered to her feet, yawning and brushing her long blond hair out of her face just as the twitchy young woman took the bed and shoved it over the side of the nearest balcony....

Lena yawned again.

"Muwa.... I wanted to keep this room intact.... Why did you do that?"

Muwa giggled maniacally as she threw a couple of chairs out of the window.

"I dunno Lena.... Anyway, we're due at Ivan's."

"Oh right.... Ivan. Yea, Lyknov's there right?"

"Ehh.... yea. Let's get to the car." Muwa walked out of the suite, knowing full well that it would take Lena at least 30 minutes to get ready.

In the meantime... she could torture some of the bellhops....

~*~*~*~
ooc: Sorry about the short post, lack of time.
Camel Eaters
23-11-2005, 21:39
"And after the coroner his measurements did take. His wife took him home to a bloody fine wake."

"This is Radio Clash........."

"Goddamn them all, I was told we're cruise the seas for American gold...."

"Well the Roman's invaded was now called Great Britain but the Scots were so tough they could not take all....."

"The smell of acrid smoke and horses's breath........"

"SAILOR MAN!"

This man that stalked the streets couldn't not sing. The man stood tall enough and though for a small indentation in his skull one would never suggest anything wrong about him. Except for the massive amount of memorabalia, junk, and trinkets that hung off of him. His brain was long ago drug addled. His body wheezed instead of breathed. His frame rocked forward as if every joint was unmovable unless through some sheer force of will. His eyes sunk deep within the sockets and his lips where semi-bloody and shriveled. His whole countenance was pale and unmoving. But his voice. A voice that was both gravelly and smooth. Aeolian and demonic. Quick and slow. Unbending to the changes and ravages of time and more flexible than any Lebanese prostitute. The voice changed seamlessly and perfectly each time. It captured the frenzied pace of Donald Where's Ye Trooser? and the languid motion of Silent Night.

That voice drifted over land and sea and mountain and air and bridge and stream and home and hearth. It drifted into the souls of all who heard it. It made the cockroaches fly and the angels sing. As a massive iron-clad boot lurched forward once more the world slowed down. He smelled it alright. He smelled the blood that had been here. He also smelled the act of mischief itself. The Malicious Mischievious Intent aspect of Haggis could be found here. The voice stopped and changed and didn't change and kept going and did everything it had before. But now it knew that it had to be here. The cadaver it belonged to waded into an alley and sank down. Waiting.........
MassPwnage
25-11-2005, 05:42
"Did you HAVE to torture that bellhop? Muwa, couldn't you have left that poor man alone?"

Lena sighed as she fumbled in one the many pockets of her cargo pants for the remote to her car, a Xenizen made Cadillac XLR.

Muwa burst out laughing, her polished bronze skin turning to a slighter shade of olive as blood rushed to her face.

"But.... I was... probably...the only... person... in a long... time... that... actually... paid... attention to him..." she gasped between her loud, maniacal screeches, which racked her entire body from head to foot and contorted her like a muscular dystrophy sufferer. Another man in the garage, some dignified looking businessman shot a glare of disgust at Muwa before entering his car and pulling out of the garage.

Lena just stared at Muwa, with a cold, hard and rather unhumored expression. Her mismatched red and green eyes flickered with disapproval. Muwa suddenly stopped laughing and looked Lena in the eyes.

"Did... I do something wrong again?"

Lena broke out into a wide grin.

"Of course not Muwa.... besides, that guy was a loser anyway." She got into car and flicked open the passenger side door for Muwa.

Muwa chuckled as she opened the door.

"Alrighty then."

"Yea", said Lena as she opened up the top to the frontal storage area between the seats (*). She pulled out a small syringe filled with syrupy looking green fluid from it.

Muwa turned and looked pleadingly at Lena with sad-faced, puppy-eyed expression.

"Lena.... do I have to?"

Lena opened up a latch on what appeared to be a thin black collar strapped to Muwa's neck.

"Yes, Muwa, you have to."

"Damnit... make it quick.."

Lena stuck the syringe into Muwa's neck and pushed the plunger downwards. Muwa shuddered slightly as the green liquid shot into her jugular artery.

Lena tossed the used syringe into the back seat and started the engine.

The journey to Ivan's was relatively uneventful.

Lena calmy knocked on the door when they got there.

(*): What's that CALLED? A trillion NS $ to anyone that knows.
Freudotopia
25-11-2005, 19:07
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(*): What's that CALLED? A trillion NS $ to anyone that knows.

The storage console. Where's my money, biatch?
MassPwnage
25-11-2005, 19:15
ooc: You're not getting any cuz you're long overdue in posting in this thread :p
Freudotopia
29-11-2005, 20:53
ooc: You're not getting any cuz you're long overdue in posting in this thread :p

You son of a whore. :D Fine, a post's on the way ASAP.
Generic empire
28-12-2005, 02:43
Old State Theater, Downtown Sofia

It was 11 O’Clock and the second set had just begun. Vladek Zerkowitz, a well known and respected guitar virtuoso the likes of Steve Vai and Joe Satriani, was burning up the fretboard of his ’73 Vladimir Special courtesy of Yuri’s Guitar Emporium. To some, this had a certain secondary significance, for Vladek had once played a custom guitar built specially for him by Ivan Akhatyev. For the majority of the people at the show that night, this detail was unimportant as they listened to the alien like tones coming through the massive amplifiers. To two young men in the back of the room, however, the purpose of their being there was far different.

They were a rough looking pair, clad mostly in black. One was bald with a strange tattoo on the back of his head. The other had a mane that looked as if it had seen neither brush nor water in months. This second wore a long overcoat. Unlike many of the other concert attendees, they smelled of neither booze nor cannabis smoke, however the bald individual had a cigarette hanging from his mouth.

They glanced at each other as the song finished and the sweet tones of a second began to pour over the delighted crowd. They began to push their way through the crowd, slowly but deliberately. One indiscreetly reached a hand into his coat pocket. Vladek’s fingers hammered on the frets, his mind completely absorbed in his work as the two neared the front of the room. Then, the man in the overcoat pulled a revolver from his coat pocket and took aim at the virtuoso illuminated on the stage as the spot lights played gently over the crowd. He fingered the trigger and began to press, but the arm of a nearby fan suddenly bumped his own, knocking it up and to the left as the pistol discharged. He cursed to himself as a scream went up among the crowd.

Vladek was tackled out of the way by a nearby bodyguard as the crowd began to pour towards the exit. The assailant was swept with them, dropping the gun as he went. The second man in an attempt to save the assassination reached into his pocket and pulled a small automatic, struggling to aim at the man on the stage. Meanwhile, one of the hired security guards saw the man, and rushed towards him, tackling him to the ground. The gun fell away, and several other bouncers joined in to restrain the man.

The Sofia Chronicle

Guitar Virtuoso Targeted For Assassination in Fit of Guitar Rivalry

Coming almost on cue with the recent rise in tension between local metalheads and guitar enthusiasts, most of whom are strongly opinionated in their preference of custom guitars produced by Ivan Akhatyev or the more accessible models sold by Yuri’s Guitar Emporium, local virtuoso Vladek Zerkowitz was the supposed target of a failed assassination last night during the second set of a show at the Old State Theater downtown.

The authorities reported that around 11PM two individuals entered the club, both armed, and shortly thereafter one discharged a shot in the direction of the guitarist. Following the initial panic, a second shot was discharged, presumably from the second assailant, as the caliber of the first bullet found lodged in the stage was different from the caliber of the weapon carried by the second assailant. The man was apprehended by local security elements and turned over to the authorities for questioning.

What this means in the larger scale of the rivalry is uncertain, however authorities are doing what they can to prevent retaliatory attacks and civil unrest.