NationStates Jolt Archive

(OOC: I'm moving my nation Smorgg to FT cos i've always wanted to RP Da Orky's who I play IRL Wh40k, apologies for the spelling it's either adding to the character or it's being a nuiscance, I havn't quite decided yet)

Da Smorggy lived out in Da smallest moon of Da smallest galeksee, Dey were eksiles from Da Goff klans, Dey used too menee of Da Wheelz and so Da Warboss kicked Em to Da small moon an' left em to keep using Da Wheelz in pryvitt, but he dident know Dat Da Smorggies gunna come back to bite him in Da ass!

Da Smorggy fleet hung above Da Planitt, Dey were all smilling with antisipashun as Da Boyz flew down to Da Planitt, Dem Wheelz kame krashing down and Dey did go annihilat Dem Goffz hoo eksiled Dem Smorggs, Dem Goffs not fight well 'gainst Dem Wheelz and Dem Goffz got killt, Da Warboss Smorgg rule Dis Plannit now, he kall out other Orky Bosses ter join 'im in Da Waaagh!

Translation

The Smorgg clan of Space Orks lived on a small moon inside of a small galaxy, they had been put into exile for their excessive use of Wheeled vechiles which was against the Goff clans doctrines, quietly the Smorgg clan built up their force ready to fight the clan from which they had been exciled.

The Smorgg fleet orbited the nearest Goff planet, they smiled with anticipation as their troops flew down to fight the enemy, the Wheeled tanks for which they had been exciled came down and they did slay many of the surprised Goff clan Orks and the Warboss Smorgg proclaimed himself the ruler of the planet proclaiming a Waaagh across the universe.

(OOC: I swear that post was longer when I was writing it)

Da Warboss Smorgg had his armee of a million Orkies, not enuff to cause a big Waaagh but enuff to corse genrul panik and kayos, he sent his fleet to Da nearby ciffilised plannit hoo were ferrul, Da Orkies hankured for sum fresh meat and foitting, Da slorter began as Der wimminfolk and Der hoomie grotz were killed furst cos dey were Da onlee ones home, so Den Da Boy'z went ter find Da Hoomi Boyz hoo were out foitting uffa Hoomi Boyz, Dey fort free ways wiff Da Orkies and Da Hoomies, Da Orkies annilat Da Hoomies but left Da Hoomie Plannit cos Warboss Smorgg not want it.

Translation

The Warboss Smorgg had an army numbering close to a million, it was not nearly enough to cause a Waaagh worthy of notice but it had the power to cause hysteria around the universe, the fleet was shipped off to a nearby system of primative humans, the Orks arrived at a time when all the men had been sent off to do battle against eachother and so they found themselves first fighting women and children, then they moved on to a battle between two warring kingdoms, of course the primative technology stood little chance in fighting the Orks, once the humans had been slaughtered the Orks left, whilst the planet had been great practice it had no tactical advantage.

(OOC: Translation added)

Smorgg looked at Da Grotz, Dey do good for sheeldz but whut are Dey for, he fort to himself, Den he looked at his Boyz, Dey do good at Der foitting but need Der food, so Den he had Der idea, he had all Der Grotz killed and Den et Dem, but Dey all strinnee cos Dey got not much meet.

Translation

Smorgg looked at the Gretchin mobs, they were good meat shields but not much else, he then looked at his Soldiers, they were good fighters but needed food, to solve both problems he had the Gretchins slaughtered and processed, they didn't taste very nice for they were quite stringy.

(OOC: Da Big Bump!)