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The enemies of our great systems have shown their true colours, and as you read this message they are moving to infringe upon the sovereignty of the People's Republic of Ankhmet. The capitalist, fascist, imperialistic hordes are moving millions of troops in an attempt to conquer one of the few worker's states willing to make itself heard.

I, Comrade Premier Weishaupt, must make a request to all communist and socialist states: please help Ankhmet! The fascists will not have an easy time takin my nation, but it is inevitable. The forces of Roach-Busters and the Parthian Whore move ever closer. Son their fleets will reach the two landing points, and the batle will begin. Please send any ships or men you can afford to, for the sake of the spread of our ideals!

Worse than the Parthian Whore, and the insectoid Roach-Busters fascists, is the Bandurian Bandits, and the frankly insane forces of 'Psychotic Psychos'. We must stop them!

Comrade Premier Weishaupt

[There you go :)]

[ooc: Thread located here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9949760#post9949760).... also make some mention of the "Bandurian bandits" and "psychotic psychos" who have actually bothered to mobilize something... ;)]

{OOC: Roach-Busters didn't mobilize any fleets, just so you know. RB won't get involved in the war unless absolutely necessary.}

[Still, can't hurt to say you have though, can it? XD]

encrypted message
Message from: CTP central office
to: Ankhmet

CTP is weary of your human rights abuses but we cannot stand and watch a fellow left wing nation fall we offer 1.5 trillion dollars for your war effort and safe haven for your country's leaders

Heavily Encrypted Response

We are thankful for your offer,w hich the leadership intends to take full avantage of in case of the worst. We would like to remind you that all reports of human rights abuses were by nations who have in the past been known for disgusting abuses of their own, and are by no means reliable. It is true, there have been isolated cases of summary eecution, but these represent the exception, not the rule.

When will the Fascists learn?! I feel for your plight, Comrade but due to Internal issues in Soviet Canadians I can not mobilize my military as fully as I would wish.
I can offer your nation, however, 963 Billion dollars to help in your effort, and a small detachment of my military, specifically 500 Mig-31`s and 350 LAV-AD Air defense vehicles.
Best of luck in the coming struggle, Comrade.
Sincerly,
General Gustav Romanov
President of Soviet Canadians.

Secret IC

Premier Weishaupt -

As per the introduction of Pacitalian diplomatic support for Ankhmet, we are prepared to wire you the sum of $250 billion US. Spend it wisely, but on whatever you need to fight your battles. Pacitalia may be a militantly capitalist nation but we cannot stand by and watch this hypocrisy, so, we are supporting the side that must emerge victorious. The world must know how horribly wrong this declaration of war is. We wish you well.

Sincera in domina bene,

Dr. Timotaio (Timothy) Ell, MPP, RPID
Prime Minister of Pacitalia

While the Omzian Republic continues to express much contempt for the pathetic germs known as the so-called "nations" of Psychotic Psychos and Parthia, the Omzian Forces is willing to follow the footsteps of Pacitalia in terms of the actions that will be taken for now. Effective immediately, $100 billion dollars will be wired to Ankhmet accounts, and it is also expected that large-scale shipment of food aid and raw materials (primarily consisting of minerials) will shortly follow. It is indeed out hope that the imperialist-fascists known as the "nations" of Psychotic Psychos and the Parthians will be crushed mercilessly like infested cells under the ever-victorious banner of socialism.

Any attempt to attack the Omzian Republic directly as a result of this continuous supply of aid, by one or either of the so-called "nations", will result in the complete obliteration of said offending parties under the ever-enduring Gonkon policy of the Great Eternal President Hongaz Omazee.

Signed,
FM J. Hogan
Supreme Director
Omzian Forces High Command

OOC: You should make that Secret IC, since you didn't know I sent it. Though, you could pretend I sent, say, you, Hamp and Sarz other secret IC notices about it. No harm, no foul. :)

(Pac, btw, I'm on my puppet for some reason :rolleyes: )

Khodros is not impressed with the Ankhmeti record on civil rights, however we are inclined to aid your nation in an effort to dissuade imperialist policies worldwide. The Diplomatic Faction has donated 200 billion kyphes to aid you in your struggle.

Aros Inis, KDF

Official Communique From the Revolutionist Federation of Kroblexskij

As I have stated before.

Although becoming a Defender of the Revolution. And with the defence of a fellow left wing nation being upmost we are unfortunately unable to defend Ankhmet due to our own personal events.
The Production of an International Space Station has overidden all other industries. Including defence.

We may give aid (12,000,000,000 KME - Krob Marke = 1,000,000,000USD), send relief to Ankhmet and remain loyal to the true Ideology, but not actively engage enemy. Although this is a great shame and disappointment. It is physically impossible at the time.
- Though if the conflict is still raging after the launch and assembly, then we will send a fleet partly consisting of the TRS Volna to defend Ankhmet.

I hope you can forgive us. We are truely sorry.

Yours sincerely - Nikotika Mikhalkov

Diplomatic Communique to Ankhmet - OPEN

Dear Sir,

Although we have extremely little respect or regard for those nations which have arrayed themselves against you over this matter, and whose actions and statements are certainly hypocritical, we have as little interest in propping up Bolshevik tyrannies as we have in aiding Fascist tyrannies. We shall not, therefore, follow in the footsteps of our allies (whose actions we do not fully understand), however you may rest assured that we will not allow either side in victory to take control of the defeated for the sake of our own national security.

We will be relocating a small carrier and submarine force to an area somewhat outside your territorial waters in order to better monitor and assess the situation as it unfolds.

Yours,

Sir Tiberius Polax, MP
Foreign Secretary