NationStates Jolt Archive

Today, the nation of gyrobot has decided that with being an unstoppable titan that Automagfreek was chosen to be the ruling nation of Earth. The nation of gyrobot will crown the emperor to receive the legitimacy to be the eternal ruler of earth due the fact its armies are supreme in the field. It has repelled and killed its foes utterly and the fearful presence that makes AMF the worthy nation to be our glorious leader. Legitimacy will be claimed as soon as the Emperor accepts his coronation.

In recent news Fedor was publicly sworn to slap the leader of Gyrobot for excessive asskissing.

The Valocken of Zatarack and the colonies has urged that leaders of Gyrobot be tested for insanity.

Today, the nation of gyrobot has decided that with being an unstoppable titan that Automagfreek was chosen to be the ruling nation of Earth. The nation of gyrobot will crown the emperor to receive the legitimacy to be the eternal ruler of earth due the fact its armies are supreme in the field. It has repelled and killed its foes utterly and the fearful presence that makes AMF the worthy nation to be our glorious leader. Legitimacy will be claimed as soon as the Emperor accepts his coronation.

Encoded Imperial Transmission

Clearly all the stupidity in the world has congregated in Gyrobot. This adequately ignorant statement is in no way recognized by the Infinite Empire of Yallak.
You may fear Automagfreek all you wish. Your cowardice deserves death.

The Grand Empire of Amerath wishes to question what the leader and nation of Gyrobot is currently taking to induce such lack of sense.

No.

WTF!?!?!? Are you really retarded and stupid!?

-President Garner

No.
agreed

The Nation of Mondoth wishes it made clear that, although we ususally do not make it our business to interfere in Automagfreek affairs, if said government intends to enforce their ridiculous so-called rulership of all earth, then Mondoth will be forced to make a stand against it.

The Prime Minister of the Axinonian Senate would like to know where the ruler of Gyrobot pulled this total load of bunk from. Just because AMF could utterly destroy almost any other country one on one does not make them world rulers. I think that the ruler of Gyrobot needs some serious mental help.

The Nation of Mondoth wishes it made clear that, although we usually do not make it our business to interfere in Automagfreek affairs, if said government intends to enforce their ridiculous so-called rulership of all earth, then Mondoth will be forced to make a stand against it.

I would like to re-affirm this sentiment, as I'm sure my Senatorial Colleges and the President himself would.

Today, the nation of gyrobot has decided that with being an unstoppable titan that Automagfreek was chosen to be the ruling nation of Earth. The nation of gyrobot will crown the emperor to receive the legitimacy to be the eternal ruler of earth due the fact its armies are supreme in the field. It has repelled and killed its foes utterly and the fearful presence that makes AMF the worthy nation to be our glorious leader. Legitimacy will be claimed as soon as the Emperor accepts his coronation.

From the High Supreme Court of Xirnium

Never in my fifty-seven years as Justice of the High Supreme Court of Xirnium have I observed a nation that would willingly extinguish its own sovereignty by declaring another nation as ruler over the Earth and thus over itself. Truly an interesting case study.

Lord High Justice Gornman

Statement from gyrobot

I am not insane but only skeptical as AMF was considerably superior to all of the nations who dare resisted him. With him emerging victorious from the Praetonia conflict (from what I have heard) I am losing hope. If a nation can reassure my confidence I may cancel the coronation

Actually, Hellfire is largerly ignored...and I know for sure it's ignored by AMF.

The Holy Imperium hereby dismisses Automagfreek's claim of world rulership according to Gyrobot. The Imperium has always been opposed to internationalist organizations such as the UN, and this is little different. No-one can impose a 'new world order' on the Imperium.

Imperial Diplomatic Staff

Statement from gyrobot

I am not insane but only skeptical as AMF was considerably superior to all of the nations who dare resisted him. With him emerging victorious from the Praetonia conflict (from what I have heard) I am losing hope. If a nation can reassure my confidence I may cancel the coronation

Considering over 10 nations have already called you mentally insane for you coronation of AMF, I would think that if AMF wanted to take over the world through war, he would be met with massive resistance.

Statement from gyrobot

I am not insane but only skeptical as AMF was considerably superior to all of the nations who dare resisted him. With him emerging victorious from the Praetonia conflict (from what I have heard) I am losing hope. If a nation can reassure my confidence I may cancel the coronation

No matter how insanely powerful the AMF army may be, I am quite skeptical that they could simultaneously subdue every sovereign nation in the world.

Considering over 10 nations have already called you mentally insane for you coronation of AMF, I would think that if AMF wanted to take over the world through war, he would be met with massive resistance.



Ideed. Not even AMF could take on a whole bunch of nations at once. even if he could his forces would be greatly weakened leaving any other nations that did not attack making AMF a ripe picking. No nation can truely rule the world even if it has the biggest forces ever. It is impossible.

OOC: You feeling alright Gyrobot?

This thread gave me a good chuckle indeed. Though I appreciate the...gesture, Gyrobot, even I don't think Automagfreek could rule the world.

Actually, Hellfire is largerly ignored...and I know for sure it's ignored by AMF.

Of course not! I put way too much time and effort into that RP to just have it ignored. As far as my IC stance goes (which differs from my OOC stance), I won that conflict.

The Holy Imperium hereby dismisses Automagfreek's claim of world rulership according to Gyrobot.

Erm...I wasn't claiming anything. <_<

Today, the nation of gyrobot has decided that with being an unstoppable titan that Automagfreek was chosen to be the ruling nation of Earth. The nation of gyrobot will crown the emperor to receive the legitimacy to be the eternal ruler of earth due the fact its armies are supreme in the field. It has repelled and killed its foes utterly and the fearful presence that makes AMF the worthy nation to be our glorious leader. Legitimacy will be claimed as soon as the Emperor accepts his coronation.

"I am sure that the baldies of AMF will be very pleased with your territory. I hear that humans have a fondness for 'theme parks', and your nation must be an excellent place to build such a thing. I will be sure to visit once it is open for business.

Though, I must regret to inform you that Tyria is not the property of Gyrobot, but the property of the United Clans of the Charr, and thus cannot be given away by the baldies of Gyrobot. Still, I am certain that AMF will make your nation into a grand theme park..."

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Bonfaaz Burntfur

~From the desk of Lord Damien the Destroyer, Supreme Warlord of the Excessively Armed Empire of Automagfreek~



I am pleased to see the nation of Gyrobot has come to its senses and realized that Earth, united under the banner of Automagfreek, would result in a safe and secure global society. The peoples of the world will blossom and prosper under my graceful rule, and the days of death and conquest will finally be over. Granted, there would be harsh consequences for anyone who dared to disobey my authority.

BUT, at this time Automagfreek will make no claim to the Earth, but I do accept Gyrobot's endorsement for World Emperor. Though I am not actively seeking to rule the world, I will accept the endorsements of other nations as well....though I doubt the capitalist pigs and communist shitheads would approve.

Also, perhaps we can discuss the possibility of a......theme park...

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---Damien the Destroyer---
-Supreme Warlord of AMF-

Grand Republican News Bulletin

"...and as such, although the Kitten was indeed saved from the fire, twenty-nine Mimes were killed attempting to rescue the animal using an invisible ladder. In a ceremony created especially for this occasion, Vice-President Grafton bestowed the 'Mime-Killers Award' upon the Kitten and gave it tenure for life at the prestigious New Veritas Anti-Mime Institute. The Kitten itself was unavailable for questioning, ands calls to its residence were not immediatly returned...

In lighter news, the nationstate of Gyrobot released a bizarre public statement announcing that the superstate AutoMagFreek had been chosen as "The ruling nation of Earth" and would begin ruling the planet. Officials at the Gyrobotian embassy in Dowland City refused to answer any questions, citing diplomatic immunity. The Grey House also refused to release a public statement, although an aide close to the President told this reporter, on condition of remaining anonymous, that the sound of laughter could be heard clearly emanating from the Oval Office, as well as the words "Theme Park" being repeated several times.

And now, onto the weather. Fair weather is expected over Dowland City..."

OOC: Gyrobot, AMF isn't all powerful, there is a way to defeat him, but you have to be a Future Tech Nation to do it. Be a FT Nation and Invade him from Space.

IC: Hataropoils, Hataria

Everyone in The Imperial Palace was laughing their heads off at Gyrobot, calling the Bakas and other things. Empress Serena said this, "GYRO-BAKA HAS GONE OFF HIS ROCKER!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ankhmet would never accept the rule of that fat bastard Damien, who looks somewhat like a washed-out wrestler.

-The Entire Nation of Ankhmet-

OOC: Gyrobot, AMF isn't all powerful, there is a way to defeat him, but you have to be a Future Tech Nation to do it. Be a FT Nation and Invade him from Space.



OOC: Pfft...I fought a FT nation in Operation: Hellfire and was winning before he withdrew. Though I choose not to RP with pure FT nations, I am in no way scared of fighting one, and am very confident that I would win.

OOC: I hardly think AMF is all powerful and I hardly think you need to be a FT nation to defeat him. You just need to have superior tactics and be willing to fight long and hard. Most people aren't willing to stick it in there with him and battle.

There ARE nations out there that can defeat AMF...

*Ominous music plays*

The Imperium has proclaimed Gyrobot's leadership to be idiots. AMF could barely take over and hold the world; in fact, a coalition of several nations, with exceptional tactics, could easily defeat AMF or any other nation for that matter. The Imperium has learned to think of AMF as simply a somewhat larger and more militarily powerful nation than most; it will simply require a more prolonged and better use of the same tactics one might use to defeat any other nation.

The Imperial Ministry of Defence

The Imperium has proclaimed Gyrobot's leadership to be idiots. AMF could barely take over and hold the world; in fact, a coalition of several nations, with exceptional tactics, could easily defeat AMF or any other nation for that matter. The Imperium has learned to think of AMF as simply a somewhat larger and more militarily powerful nation than most; it will simply require a more prolonged and better use of the same tactics one might use to defeat any other nation.

The Imperial Ministry of Defence

I think lumping us into the category of 'just another nation, but more powerful' is gravely underestimating our strength. In the months past a coalition of several nations did in fact attempt to bring Automagfreek to its knees, but alas they failed.

AMF was outnumbered 6 to 1 and still the days was ours. Wether or not Automagfreek could take over and hold the world is open to debate, but there is no doubt that we are not, by any stretch of the imagination, the same as 'any other nation'.

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Minister Hartman
-Minister of Foreign Affairs-

OOC: What kind of economic system does AMF have? They refer to 'capitalist pigs' and 'communist shitheads...' As for Kahanistan, it's socialist, they hate Kraven because they see their exploitation of their own people as the epitome of capitalistic decadence...

IC:

DEMOCRATIC SOVIET REPUBLIC OF KAHANISTAN
Ministry of Defense

Bismillah ar-rahman ar-rahim (In the name of God, the Compassionate, the Merciful)

The Government of Kahanistan is shocked and angered by Gyrobot's endorsement of a world government headed by Automagfreek. Millions of Kahanistan civilians have been murdered, many millions more have been displaced, as the people of Kahanistan fight for their very souls against the demonic hordes of AMF. Their leader is a blasphemer in his own right and claims that he is the Devil, and we have no reason to doubt him, he does not fear Allah!

The spawns of Shaitan who seek to destroy Kahanistan, and who impose the barbaric punishments of Puritania on citizens for only Allah Almighty knows which crimes are the ones that Gyrobot would have rule the world. We find it distasteful and offensive that a nation would endorse these barbarian hordes, whose crimes would make Genghis Khan break down in tears, to rule the world.

We pray that the wisdom of Allah blesses the leadership of Gyrobot and enlightens them to the horrors of life under AMF rule, before it is too late and they too find themselves in a Hell on Earth.

Signed,
General Abdullah Hassan al-Ghazi,
Deputy Defense Minister

"This is by far the stupidest discussion I have ever heard. Though I respect Damien greatly and will follow his forces to war at any time... this is ridiculous. Dreadfire has not the time to run a planet populated by hundreds of billions of people. Nor would he want to, really. Not with all of the maniacal democracies and anarachies out there.

And no one nation has the manpower to bring the whole world to it's knees. A continent, falling to the Freeks is believable, but the statistics of controlling more than that and gaining more territory are staggering. And no offense to Minister Hartman... but taking over the planent would bring 600 to one odds, at best. Not even your giant nuclear weapons would save you from that.

And as for you, Abdullah... look back at history. Has whining and begging for help from the world EVER worked when someone is getting a beating from Sentinals? No. Every single time, it didn't change the outcome. So suck it up and taking your beating like a man.

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General Benjamin Marco
Minister of Defense

While I do agree that it is rediculous to declare Automagfreek the ruling nation, I am intrigued by the possible theme park. I know that I'd go to FreekLand or Freektopia or whatever it would be called.

-High General James B. Snowlander

Offical Government Press Release

Well. At least AMF has the sense not to try for world rulership. As powerful as the nation is and as much as we respect them for coming out on top in the conflicts AMF has been involved in, I don't think it could stand against a coalition of some 30-odd nations.

Gyrobot: Stop doing drugs, they tend to warp perceptions. Magic Mushrooms + Rulers of nations = a story that can only end in tears.

OOC: God I'm tempted to KEW his ass into nothingness.... All in favor, make your opinions known, if I get ten people who think I should do it, I'll waste him.

So, Automagfree, we hear that you'll be making a new theme park in some backwards society called..... Gryobot. I would be interested in gaining season passes to the theme park. Thank You.

Signed with Hatred,
Federate Harsimran Mann

Official Imperial Response

This is quite possibly one of the dumbest statements we have ever heard coming from Gyrobot...and that is REALLY saying alot. While we harbor no bad intentions towards Automagfreek, we find them far from worthy of ruling the world. Quite far, in fact.

Today, the nation of gyrobot has decided that with being an unstoppable titan that Automagfreek was chosen to be the ruling nation of Earth. The nation of gyrobot will crown the emperor to receive the legitimacy to be the eternal ruler of earth due the fact its armies are supreme in the field. It has repelled and killed its foes utterly and the fearful presence that makes AMF the worthy nation to be our glorious leader. Legitimacy will be claimed as soon as the Emperor accepts his coronation.

After listening to this, Emperor James McCall was reported to have nearly choked on his popcorn. He was eating while listening, and he started laughing out of control, which caused him to nearly choke.

In other news, the Senate has unanamously voted to remove all Gyrobot citizens from Fluffywuffy, stating that they will "corrupt the minds of the people of Fluffywuffy, creating an ignorant mass that only the lack of an education system could create."

Breaking news

Due to internation pressure, the foreign minister decided that the coronation of AMF will be cancelled for the sake of what remains of gyrobot's international reputation. However to ensure AMF relations doesnt go to flatline with gyrobot. The nation will erect several statues of Damien Dreadfire in their embassies and begin building process of the theme park proposed by AMF after his response. Also an gift along with a poem was written in honour of AMF.

Hello, this is Axinon News Network corrispondent Hank Wakeford. I am reporting live from the Senate Hall in Extrilla. Senator Carolyn Alson has passed out after hyperventillating after reading Gyrobot's proclimation of the ruler of Automagfreek the world emperor. For those of you who were not with us earlier

Today, the nation of gyrobot has decided that with being an unstoppable titan that Automagfreek was chosen to be the ruling nation of Earth. The nation of gyrobot will crown the emperor to receive the legitimacy to be the eternal ruler of earth due the fact its armies are supreme in the field. It has repelled and killed its foes utterly and the fearful presence that makes AMF the worthy nation to be our glorious leader. Legitimacy will be claimed as soon as the Emperor accepts his coronation.

The Prime Minister has taken strong offence to this statement, and has been giving speeches to anyone who would listin about how, although Automagfreek has a very powerful armed forces, they could not subdue the world.


Wait... hold on a second...

This just in. Gyrobot has retracted their claim of AMF being the dominent world country, altough they offered to let AMF build a theme park on their territory, as well as writing a poem of AMF praise. We will brodcast the reading of this poem live when it happens. Untill then... back to George with the report on the President's brother's toe fungus.

"I agree with General Marco, Minister of Defense of the European Empire of Crimmond. While the Excessively Armed Empire without doubt possesses the best infantry forces in the entire world, along with the well-known, nigh-Armageddon destructive Hound nuclear warheads and a powerful fleet of Super-Dreadnaughts...it cannot turn itself into a global empire. An entire continent falling to the Freek Army is believable, but at the end of the day, it is a Phyrric Victory for the Freeks. As for the Deputy Minister of Defense of Kahanistan, words can do nothing for you. The only hope you have now is to escape the country and go into exile or the AKA surrenders immediately. Thank your God that it has not reached Blood Feud yet."
Signed,
His Excellency,
USNSEA Minister of Foreign Affairs
Joshua Lin

"I agree with General Marco, Minister of Defense of the European Empire of Crimmond. While the Excessively Armed Empire without doubt possesses the best infantry forces in the entire world, along with the well-known, nigh-Armageddon destructive Hound nuclear warheads and a powerful fleet of Super-Dreadnaughts...it cannot turn itself into a global empire. An entire continent falling to the Freek Army is believable, but at the end of the day, it is a Phyllic victory for the Freeks. As for the Deputy Minister of Defense of Kahanistan, words can do nothing for you. The only hope you have now is to escape the country and go into exile or the AKA surrenders immediately. Thank your God that it has not reached Blood Feud yet."
Signed,
His Excellency,
USNSEA Minister of Foreign Affairs
Joshua Lin

OOC: It's Phyrric Victory, after a greek general Phyrrus, who won every battle, but lost the war because he ended up with less troops than were needed to bury his dead. A Phyllic victory on the other hand, would be rather awkward, since the closest I can get to Phyllic in any language is Phile, which means lover... So, it's a Lovers Victory, touching...

OOC: Thanks.

APB News (Amestria Public Broadcasting)

President Daniel F. Boon has declared that if Emperor Damien Dreadfire is in fact the Ruler of the Earth then the President of Amestria hereby declares himself the worlds head chief and degrees that all meals are to begin with a first course of pancakes. Refusal to obey will result in the offender being poked with soft pillows while sitting in a comfy chair.

Next of APB, the recent increase in the number of world leaders considered insane…

The Democratic States of the Unified Areas looks in bewilderment at this claim by Gyrobot, and is relieved by its subsequent retraction of its offer. Automagfreek has no control over sovereign UA territory, its citizens or its property. We are forced to question the capabilities of the Gyrobot leadership.

Donald Peterson
Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Democratic States of Unified Areas