NationStates Jolt Archive

Attention Christians! We must rally once again under the Holy Cross of Our Lord Jesus Christ to reclaim the lands on which He suffered and died for our sins! The ingrateful Islams who have inhabited this most sacred land must be driven out! We shall rebuild our cathedrals and make Jerusalem the great Christian city it was in the past! GOD WILLS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RULES OF THE CRUSADE
1. No mass genocide.
2. No nuclear weapons. We want to capture the city, not destroy it
3. All captured lands are a property of Christendom.
4. Jerusalem will be split by the Christian factions.
5. This is NOT a racist war or another World War. This is an effort of Christianity to reclaim our lands from another religion, and Max Berry is an idiot for deleting my post all the time.

OBJECTIVES OF THE CRUSADE
Jerusalem
Istanbul (to be renamed Constantinople)
Island of Cyprus
Island of Crete
Antioch
Outremer


NOTE: The nation of Israel is NOT to be attacked under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!!

More than 100 million soldiers of Sol Giuldor march towards the Holy Land. Tanks, aircraft, and ships all sail outward on this great crusade. Remember, GOD WILLS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[I believe I speak for most of NS when I say ':rolleyes:'.]

Because of the shocking lack of zeal among Christian nations, Sol Giuldor alone on the Hol Land. The Fleet of the Empire now pummels Itsanbul's defenses, while paratroopers attack the south gate. T-2000 pummel the weak Turkish armor into submission, while the Chrisitan flag is raied outside the walls. The city cannot hold out much longer against such overwhelming force, and will fall tonight unless reinforced. Meanwhile, another force of soldiers sails towards the Island Of Cyrprus, sending aircraft before them..

[I believe I speak for most of NS when I say ':rolleyes:'.]

Dude....you read my mind....scary.

Now... if you want to capture Jerusalem... and you can't attack Israel... Anybody else see a problem here? :rolleyes:

ISTANBUL HAS FALLEN!!!!
The city shall now be renaimed Constantinople, and the cross now rises from the cathedral in the city yet again! The Islamic Holy Relics have been sent to Mecca, unharmed. The rest of the Army has arrived, and Jerusalem is officially NOT part of Israel (its a disuted territory claimed by 2 countries). The army now moves on Antioch, Turkey has aggred to move its capital, Christendom has gained a new city!

As a result of the fall of Istanbul, thousands of grateful Orthodox pilgrims have enlisted in the Crusader army. They will be trained in the city (now called Constantinople), and used during the attack on Jerusalem. Now, the army moves towards Antioch, the city is doomed to capture as their inferior weapons are no mach for our heavy armor...
Also, the lack of zeal among both Christian and Ilsamic nations is appalling. Sol Giuldor alone will march victoriously into Jerusalem, and alone will be glorified by the almighty God!
CRUSADE!

OOC:Oh godmodding, let me count the ways, :Begins to run finger down list:.

OOC: I am most certaintly not godmodding, because there are no nations rising against me. It would be a fight if these 3rd world nations had allies...:headbang: Besides, my military is space-age!

Antioch is under attack! Islamic radicals are gunned down by Hind gunships as the Sol Giuldor Military forces break into the city! The city will fall in a matter of hours unless reinforced!

Meanwhile, Sol Giuldor has affirmed its control over Istanbul. All nations are urged to join the Crusade!!!

OOC:In that case... just to spice things up...

IC:The Red Tidean TU-200 Stealth Bomber slid through the air, completely undetected by radar.

"This is bomber unit 010, we are approaching the target. T-minus 2 minutes until detonation."

He was travelling over the city of Jerueselam. This was a framing attempt, an attempt at framing the self-proclaimed 'Crusaders'.

"T-Minus 1 minute until detonation, beginning final bomb run."

Then, 10 seconds later, "T-minus 50 seconds, bombay door open... BOMB AWAY!"

The cities radar operators got a glimpse at the TU-200 on their radar screen. Just 5 seconds. Unknowbst to them, the TU-200 had just thrown itself into a manuever better suited to a fighter then a stealth bomber. They still did not know what was going on when the bomb detonated.

A gigantic white flash of light could be seen as far North as Antioch and as far South as Cairo as the 25 megaton thermonuclear bomb detonated at 5,000 feet. Most of the city and its residence was vaporised instantly, the rest and the surrounding areas were pulverized by the shockwave. Meanwhile, floating away, undetected, was the single TU-200, its mission complete.

You have my support Sol Giuldor!

You are an ally. I would be shamefaced if I did not follow up on our alliance, be it the offensive or defensive.:sniper: :mp5:

While the Islamic forces are being gunned down by Hind gunships, from the flanks come two complements of Battlecruisers. The rear is assaulted by a phalanx of flamethrowers and one complement of Wraiths. :)

Now... if you want to capture Jerusalem... and you can't attack Israel... Anybody else see a problem here? :rolleyes:

He has a rather valid point. Way to accomplish: Seige Jerusalem (yes I mean seige, not seize) without the benefit of weapons. :D

Zealotry kills. An omnibenevolent Christian God would not want anything even REMOTELY like what you're suggesting.

Furthermore, it's not racism, but it is OUT RIGHT RELIGIONISM. This mirrors what we've seen throughout time in the Colonialist Crusades, and we see it today. I'm personally deeply hurt and offended that anyone would suggets such a thing when blood continues to be shed over it in the real world. You should be ashamed of yourself. Pick up a damn book.

He has a rather valid point. Way to accomplish: Seige Jerusalem (yes I mean seige, not seize) without the benefit of weapons. :D
Could always go the Childrens Crusade method. Wait... no, that wouldn't work. Selling vast amounts of kiddies into slavery didn't work last time either...

The pilots hovered right past Constantanipole. They knew what they're job was-to kill this crusades leader.

"This is Lone Star. Target Missles are ready at will" said one of the pilots.
Over the radio, there was this responses "Lone Star, fire."

The missles immediatly were launched. They found the building the crusades leader was staying at and slowly made their way.

"Hope those guys don't realize that their about to die before the missle hits" Lone Star mutters. He didn't want to take this mission, but the head of Quaon had ordered that this racist crusade be quelled before the Crusaders reached Juresalem or attacked other nations. Little did Lone Star now Jerusalem had already been bombed.

A MESSAGE FROM FLIPSNAR, HIGH PRIEST IN CHARGE OF THE DEAR ETERNAL LEADER OREO SPACESHIPS EARTH COLONY IS RELAYING THIS MESSAGE HE HAS ACQUIRED TELEPHATICALY FROM OUR BELOVED OREO SPACESHIP CONCERNING THIS IMPORTANT MANNER:

Let cowards be Christian cowards, and Jews be Jewish cowards.

Those who believe in I the almighty and true ruler, Oreo Spaceship, be rewarded.

Soon, all shall believe in me and I shall conquer and rule Earth via my trusted envoy the High Priest Flipsnar, who is a very trusted High Priest in the religion of Oreospaceshipology.

Me tell biddings and tiddings to you.

OOC:What a Bunch of Godmoders. You are worse then TFU.

OOC:What a Bunch of Godmoders. You are worse then TFU.
OOC: Huh, how am I a god modder? I gave him a chance to evacuate the building. I didn't say the bomb detonated, I said it was heading to the building

and Max Berry is an idiot for deleting my post all the time.
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ooc: don't you think that might be a message? I assure you that Max is:
A) not wasting his time nitpicking every post you make
B) not an idiot

How's about an enemy in this fight? Maybe some Childhood's End gone evil?

IC:
An Adjudicator class dreadnought slid silently through the void. It was a behemoth, dectetable throughout the entire Sol system. Its monsterous form emitted an evil aura, a beast capable of turning entire planets into melted slag heaps of liquid brimstone and lead.

The signal was forewarded to the commander of the ship. He was reclining in his chair, hundreds of wires eminating from his bald head to innumerable terminals about the craft. His feathered wings were folded about him, almost encasing him in black. His eyes were closed in thought, but as the message entered his brain, he awoke from his long slumber.

"If it is war these beings want, then it is war that shall greet them. Ready the main battery, we have hunting to do.

I have gone too long silent. Too long have the long hallways been devoid of energy, been sealed for the day of engagement. This war is a war of agression, we do not stop enough of them in the Galaxy. Prepare for bombardment."



The dreadnought heeled about with surprising speed for its size, and, great engines flaring, it maneuvered into the atmosphere above the Holy Land, repulsordrives whining at the effort.

As the people below stared at the huge craft, it broadcast a message over loudspeakers.

"We have come for the Crusaders. You use advanced technology against a much weaker foe, and agress where no one attacked you. Ajudicators we have been called, Overlords even, and we are here to dispense Justice. Come hence foul and cowardly fighters. We shall rip your creations from you like you have ripped Gaia's treasures from her bosom."

ooc: don't you think that might be a message? I assure you that Max is:
A) not wasting his time nitpicking every post you make
B) an idiot
You know, I'm sure this is just a typo, but do you realize you just called Max an idiot, too? :rolleyes:

ooc: thanks for catching that one! Word doesn't catch stupidity :D

Shoulda proofread that more carefully, tis been edited

Sol Guildor, you are an embarrasment to Christians. I don't care if your playing or not, it is folks like you that give us a bad name. For pete's sake name your crusade after some other false god it sounds like you probably believe in.

In the mean time leave the rest of us Christians alone. :mad:

OOC:Sol, you have made many mistakes: A:The Middle East isn't third world. It's full of oil, and the Turkish navy is near the top of the list. B: It's generally considered wrong to attack MT nations with FT troops. C: You are all godmoding, save a few. Just because the poor Turks can't respond doesn't make this any less godmodey. The definition of godmoding is the statement of unreasonable technology, numbers, and casualties in a way that makes you invincible. How many of your troops were lost? How many remain? D: This is very religionist.

IC: The boozian battlecruiser hovered over the middle east, transmitting. The Islamic center and the Bedouin movement had been infuriated by this insanity, and the Boozian was not alone. There were troop transports everywhere, boats raining down onto Istanbul. Boozia would not recognize crusader states, or cities. Another group was deloyed to engage the main army.

The ships message was this: Surrender. Do not attemp further military action. Remove your forces.

A second message was then sent to crusader high command, reading:
Look, if your this advanced, I doubt you really need oil, so leave. This is blatantly anti-christian, in addition to anti-muslim, and so oil is the only remaining motivation. Note: If you burn and/or crusify anyone, we wont bother with the Geneva convention.

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ooc: (small because I can ^_^) I was technicly the one who started the FTing, so guilty as charged over here. Ever read the book Childhood's End? Would make an AWESOME RP, but meh. 'Sides, if he doesn't want to play like that, he can ignore them. Tis his choice wether to even recognize the attacks of others. (within reason)

And since the last reply Sol made in this thread was November 18, and the last one made before your post was November 22... Its a pretty good bet that this thread is inactive, and we should let it die the peaceful death it deserves.

o_O How did you even find this thread anyway?

I searched for a certain member, to find a thread of his, and he had posted. Sorry about the gravediggig, I honestly didn't realize.

As the line of heretic muslims got larger, we decided something had to be done. If you go down Via Appia in Roma, you will see a lot of crosses and a couple of ash piles.:)