Ankhmet
14-11-2005, 19:48
[This will be the thread where all major news about Ankhmet goes, including what happened during my absence :)]
Welcome to Ankhmeti Channel Six Red News, the only government-approved news source not currently in rebel hands!
The people of Ankhmet today celebrate the one-month anniversary of Red October, the heroic week-long revolution commanded by Premier Weishaupt. We remember the twenty million lives lost, the many homes wrecked. We will never forgive the cowardly capitalist pigs for releasing the contagions they constructed in their evil 'International Virological Foundation', or their steadfast refusal to give in to the justice of the people.
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The Battle of Ankh will go down in history as the day that Ankhmet, for the second time, refused to bow down to the fascist overlords who for years opressed them. Premier Weishaupt will be remembered as the hero who, rifle in hand, raised the red star above the Ankh-Khmetis Parliament building, after shooting his way through the guards of the fascist senate! We may soon celebrate victory. The rebel elements are beginning to feel the iron grip of the Red Army on their throat, their small armies are being shattered one by one. We are pleased to announce that we expect the battle of Ankh to end within two weeks!
The courageous 3rd Red Army Division has finally reached the city of Kheiri, and has begun to bombard the rebels. May glorious comrade Weishaupt lead them into a great victory!
The horrific plagues that ravage Ankhmet are finally subsiding. Experts claim that this is due o the obscene level of casualties suffered by the citizenry. These experts will no doubt feel glorious Comrade Weishaupt's wrath, once he has led his Storm-Squad to victory int he capital.
Welcome to Ankhmeti Channel Six Red News, the only government-approved news source not currently in rebel hands!
The people of Ankhmet today celebrate the one-month anniversary of Red October, the heroic week-long revolution commanded by Premier Weishaupt. We remember the twenty million lives lost, the many homes wrecked. We will never forgive the cowardly capitalist pigs for releasing the contagions they constructed in their evil 'International Virological Foundation', or their steadfast refusal to give in to the justice of the people.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/1b/Streetfight_Stralingrad01.jpg/200px-Streetfight_Stralingrad01.jpg
The Battle of Ankh will go down in history as the day that Ankhmet, for the second time, refused to bow down to the fascist overlords who for years opressed them. Premier Weishaupt will be remembered as the hero who, rifle in hand, raised the red star above the Ankh-Khmetis Parliament building, after shooting his way through the guards of the fascist senate! We may soon celebrate victory. The rebel elements are beginning to feel the iron grip of the Red Army on their throat, their small armies are being shattered one by one. We are pleased to announce that we expect the battle of Ankh to end within two weeks!
The courageous 3rd Red Army Division has finally reached the city of Kheiri, and has begun to bombard the rebels. May glorious comrade Weishaupt lead them into a great victory!
The horrific plagues that ravage Ankhmet are finally subsiding. Experts claim that this is due o the obscene level of casualties suffered by the citizenry. These experts will no doubt feel glorious Comrade Weishaupt's wrath, once he has led his Storm-Squad to victory int he capital.