NationStates Jolt Archive

====CINN (Coruponian International News network)====

===NEWS FLASH===

==Robert Jameson repsoting from the news desk==

=James Henderson in the field=

On this day, the 13/11/05anf (after new foundation) The coruponian Dictatorship slaughterd approximately 15,000 Homners and various others who rose up against Coruponian society in mass protests accross the country today. The peaceful protests quickly turned into riots when the police started to forcibly eject ring leaders and innocents from the crowds and brutally beating them to death in the streets with Truronians and Falmothians cheering them on.

After the protests turned to riots, the state police, run by the military were called in and martial law declared. The Truronians and Falmothians immediately ran to their homes and proceded to eatch from the sfatey of their homes what was going on cheering out of their windows.

At approximately 6pm, the military, unable to control the fighting, opened fire on the crowds killing many thousands of rioters and innocents. We shall cross live in a moment to the palace in Truro where James Henderson will be listening to the offcial statement from the dictatorship.

The only people mourning these deaths are the various other propulations living in Coruponia. We can confirm that no international citizens were caught up in these attacks. We now cross live to James Henderson for that statement

====LIVE: Coruponian palace====

Thank you Robert. Moments ago, the soveriegn king of Coruponia, his Divine majesty Robert John Powell came out with the following statement:

"Peoples of Coruponia and the world. I have done only what is nessicary for the saftey of my nation and its peoples. The Homnes and various others have basic living conditions and wage and do not, in the peoples eyes, deserve any more from the state. They harbour terrorists who we believe started these 'riots' and they are the scum of Coruponia. A blot on an otherwise perfect white satin sheet. I defend the actions of my ministers and my police and military and praise them for acting quickly and decisively to defend the nations doctrines and practices. That is all."

I have to say, it was just what we were expecting and i for one agree with it. Back to you Robert.


===Studio===

Thanks James. So its laid out for the international world to see. Robert John Powell does not take prisoners especially when it comes to sub-standard citizens who are lucky to be allowed to live in such a glorious country.

This is Robert Jameson, CINN signing off.

====NEWS FLASH====


Homner terrorists have blown up 12 Pizza2Go restaurants around Coruponia killing 450 members of the public and over 100 staff. The CEO of Pizza2Go and business advisor to the Divine Sovereign leader, Mr Phillip Pugh made the following statement:

"Hunderds of thouysands of dollars worth of damage has been caused to my business by this attrocity by these lesser peoples of Coruponia. Mant of the managers of these restaurants werte killed and some were close friends of mine. My sympathies go out to the famillies of those lost and i tell you now not only willi speak with Robert John Powell, i will implore him to bring these terrorists to justice through any means nessicary. Compensation of up to $500,000 per head lost will be made avaliable to the families of those lost by my company. This is indeed a great tragedy but, we must not loose our faith in this dictatorship... We will prevail and these terrorists will be stopped. I promise you that."

That was a statement by Phillip Pugh, CEO Pizza2Go. We will bring you Robert John Powell's response to these attacks when it comes in. We expect it to be in a few hours.

Im Robert Jameson and this has been a news flash..

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"Let it be known that Corupinia has the full support of Roach-Busters. Dissent in all forms must be mercilessly crushed. Your example is an inspiration to us all."

--Minister of State Security Chia Neng Lee--

Official Message from Bandurian Ministry of Foreign Affairs

The Holy Imperium will stand by Coruponia to expel these vile dissenters and terrorists from your nation. We can deploy several divisions of the 12th and 13th Legions to your nation within 24 hours if need be for peacekeeping purposes, as well as part of our navy if necessary. If monetary or other assistance is required, please contact us immediately. You have our support.

Charles Perian
Bandurian Minister for Foreign Affairs