Jaredcohenia
10-11-2005, 17:16
After invading Skueeosians killed 700 citizens in the Zyzanian farmland, our Dictator, Caesarian Cohenius, annouced a build-up of military powers. This is a recording from his press-conference, earlier.
"We know that the Skueeosians just declared their independence...claiming the entire River Zyzar. I was respecting that, it's not out duty. Now it's gone too far...killing the innocents? Now it is time for our military to shine!"
Behind him, a large plasma-screen television showed footage of a secret-military program, noting that it was in the province of Zykrania. "The mountains provided excellant cover...no one knew what was going on for those 50 years."
"Our land forces consist of soldiers trained in the desert of Byvanya. (Bi-Van-Ya...just how it's spelt) They all have been trained in medical schools and in the art of combat. They know where they can shoot and where to kill. We have a large amount of regular rifle-grunts, and we have soldiers specialized in fighting armored vehicles and some units with abilities to really destroy enemy foot-soldiers. Mechanized soldiers (bazookas), Flame soldiers (flame throwers) which'll make the enemy toasty, Assault soldiers (high-powered machine gun) which can destroy light armor and make a nice dent in heavy armored vechiles, S-T-A-M soldiers (Surface-To-Air) who will destroy even the most heavily armored vechicles and air craft, and grenadiers. And that's just our infantry."
"On to our armored classes. We have light-armored Jeeps, meant for speed and not power; our heavy-armored Jeeps, the opposite of light Jeeps; light tanks, consisting of a 100-mm cannon and a heavy machine gunner...fast for a tank; a heavy armored tank, called the "Mervinator" after the rather large and slow General Theodore Mervin, has two heavy machine gunners and a 125-mm cannon, when you are as powerful as this what need is there to move?; standard anti-air vechicles, which similar to the S-T-A-M soldiers can destroy you both in the air and the land, consists of two rocket-pods and a heavy machine gunner; the Artillery, like our grenadiers but armored and with a light-machine gunner; and the Battlestation. When you see the Battlestation, forfiet. Even though we only have about 5 of these beauties, they are currently on their way to Skuee. My baby has a double-barreled cannon, both 125-mm. It also has two anti-vechicle turrets, since reloading the main cannons take a nice amount of time, and three heavy machine gunners."
"Our navy is currently stocked with 50 Air-Craft Carriers, 100 battleships, and almost 500 nuclear submarines. Our air force is equipped with several B-58 Valentine bombers, F-35 Frontier fighters, and a few things I call strato-destroyers." A clip of the strato-destroyer was shown, it was a V-shaped fighter that was capable of holding both bombs held by the B-58 Valentine bomber and missles used by the F-35 Frontier fighter. "The B-5000 Strato-Destroyer is equipped with Heckfire Missiles, Silverfish Missile Pods, bombs, and a human controlled turret on the bottom. It's a nice addition to scare those Skueeosians." A clip was shown of the B-5000 DECIMISING three heavy tanks. "Afraid, General Gilmore? You better be."
The video was over. "You can read more about this on JNN.com, or stay tuned to JNN. Jaredcohenia's News Network. The only network that gives you news, because it's the dictator's ways. This is Nathanial Vandacamff, signing off.
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"We know that the Skueeosians just declared their independence...claiming the entire River Zyzar. I was respecting that, it's not out duty. Now it's gone too far...killing the innocents? Now it is time for our military to shine!"
Behind him, a large plasma-screen television showed footage of a secret-military program, noting that it was in the province of Zykrania. "The mountains provided excellant cover...no one knew what was going on for those 50 years."
"Our land forces consist of soldiers trained in the desert of Byvanya. (Bi-Van-Ya...just how it's spelt) They all have been trained in medical schools and in the art of combat. They know where they can shoot and where to kill. We have a large amount of regular rifle-grunts, and we have soldiers specialized in fighting armored vehicles and some units with abilities to really destroy enemy foot-soldiers. Mechanized soldiers (bazookas), Flame soldiers (flame throwers) which'll make the enemy toasty, Assault soldiers (high-powered machine gun) which can destroy light armor and make a nice dent in heavy armored vechiles, S-T-A-M soldiers (Surface-To-Air) who will destroy even the most heavily armored vechicles and air craft, and grenadiers. And that's just our infantry."
"On to our armored classes. We have light-armored Jeeps, meant for speed and not power; our heavy-armored Jeeps, the opposite of light Jeeps; light tanks, consisting of a 100-mm cannon and a heavy machine gunner...fast for a tank; a heavy armored tank, called the "Mervinator" after the rather large and slow General Theodore Mervin, has two heavy machine gunners and a 125-mm cannon, when you are as powerful as this what need is there to move?; standard anti-air vechicles, which similar to the S-T-A-M soldiers can destroy you both in the air and the land, consists of two rocket-pods and a heavy machine gunner; the Artillery, like our grenadiers but armored and with a light-machine gunner; and the Battlestation. When you see the Battlestation, forfiet. Even though we only have about 5 of these beauties, they are currently on their way to Skuee. My baby has a double-barreled cannon, both 125-mm. It also has two anti-vechicle turrets, since reloading the main cannons take a nice amount of time, and three heavy machine gunners."
"Our navy is currently stocked with 50 Air-Craft Carriers, 100 battleships, and almost 500 nuclear submarines. Our air force is equipped with several B-58 Valentine bombers, F-35 Frontier fighters, and a few things I call strato-destroyers." A clip of the strato-destroyer was shown, it was a V-shaped fighter that was capable of holding both bombs held by the B-58 Valentine bomber and missles used by the F-35 Frontier fighter. "The B-5000 Strato-Destroyer is equipped with Heckfire Missiles, Silverfish Missile Pods, bombs, and a human controlled turret on the bottom. It's a nice addition to scare those Skueeosians." A clip was shown of the B-5000 DECIMISING three heavy tanks. "Afraid, General Gilmore? You better be."
The video was over. "You can read more about this on JNN.com, or stay tuned to JNN. Jaredcohenia's News Network. The only network that gives you news, because it's the dictator's ways. This is Nathanial Vandacamff, signing off.
Today on The Big Story, radioactive beavers. Menace to society or nature's reincarnation of a higher being?