NationStates Jolt Archive

World Cheese fest

November 9th
Mexico City, Pantheaa

Pantheaa is proud to host the 1st annual cheese fest in Mexico City. Cheese fest brings all nations around the the world in a union of Cheese. Citizen Juan Julez will also showcase the world’s tallest Cheese stack. Which is measured at 5 feet tall and weighs 400 pounds. So big is it that several men have to lift it or wheel it in a wheelboro from once place to another.

So why did we choose Cheese?
Simple, cheese is served all around the world is easy to make and is unique in every country.

The Cheese fest also brings other nations around the world to present and showcase their cheese. The diversity of cheese at the cheese fest brings together a wide Varity of tasty morsels for our guest to eat. Wine from all over the world will also be served. Please all nations, feel free to present your cheese and give a brief history of the cheese.

The delegation of Pantheaa presents the cheese known as Pathe
Pronouced as pan-thu

Pathe is a white cheese that looks similar to Swiss cheese. The spices in Pathe also contain a “kick” and is one of the most spiciest cheese ever created. It was rumored to have been created in the 1300 back when the Pantheans were a small tribe living within Slovakia.


When King Justinian the 3rd joined the crusades in the middle ages. Igor Isaac was declared Stewart of Slovakia. Justinian however failed to return after 6 years in the crusade. It was feared by many that the young 20 year old king had falling in battle. Despite any official information the Greek orthodox church ordained Igor king of Panthean in 1382. But to the new king’s misfortune a messager had arrived to the Stewart and informed him that Justinian was well and on his way back to the kingdom. In his grand honor, the Stewart was to hold a festival with cheese, wine and his men were to hunt after the finest boar in all of Pantheaa Slovakia.

But envy had grown in the new kings heart and he quickly devised a plan to kill the king and claim his death was a result of Muslim diseases brought from the holy land. He instructed his chiefs to pour a liquid poison into the cheese that would be harden. Because it would be to obvious to poison everything, the Stewart only instructed the cheese to be poisoned.

However fate was with the young king. Some say the grace of god was with Justinian the day the feast was held. Because when the chiefs went to pour the toxic poison hemlock into the cheese mix, They instead pour in a liquid chili sauce that contain a mix of spices and hot peppers. Thus created one of the hottest cheeses ever, known later as Pathe.

The day of the feast came and the young king loved the new cheese sauce. He made the main chief is official chief and it served almost everyday. No one ever knows what happen to Igor, it is rumored that he fled the kingdom for another domain.

1669- The pope officially blesses the Pathe cheese. Saying that it was “divinely yummy and hotter then hell”

1802- Napoleon Bonaparte of France is rumored to snack on Pathe during his battle with Persia. He often got sick after eating it. He wrote in his journal that “the sh— cheese that the Pantheans make is hotter then hell.” It is rumored that only the iron gut of Pantheans are able to stomach the strong spices in the cheese.


1945- As rations start to dwindle down. The German army starts to steal food from locals. Pathe cheese was confiscated in the bulk to aid the Nazi cause. However a lot of the Pathe cheese was still in the process of being cooked and wasn’t officially ready by Panthean standards. 87% of Germans who ate Pathe got diarrhea. The other 13% already had diarrhea. It was a little after Pathe’s confiscation that the Germans surrendered to the allies. Pantheans often refer to Pathe as the cheese that won the war, as Germans were unable to fight cause they were shitting their pants


1962- Pathe and Turkey sandwiches are often eaten by a young 10 year old named Ivan Kerensky. The man that would latter become Pantheans President for life in 2005


1982- Pathe celebrates its 500 birthday. A massive celebration took place in Panthea Slovakia (although back then Pantheaa wasn’t an official state yet but still a Germanic colony)


Googie

Googie is a a cheese much like cottage cheese. It was first introduced by gypsy nomads who wondered through Pantheaa. Some mix it with vodka to give it a unique and somewhat strange taste.

It is the other cheese that Pantheaa will introduce to the world
Pantheaa will also showcase some of the finist wine...(ooc: that will come soon)

Monterey Jack Cheese--a brief history.

1572--Conquistador Rodrigo Diaz de Divar makes the first reference to what is now Monterey Jack, in his report of fights against the Maya. Apparently, his men had found the cheese in a temple and had such bad gas afterward that it was rumored the trees shook.

1587--over 4,000 lbs. of Monterey Jack are captured by Sir Francis Drake on one of his many raids on the Spanish Main. The cheese is taken to England and enjoyed immensely by the court.

1588--over 20,000 lbs of Monterey Jack are lost during the epic pre-Armada gale.

1604--Rodrigo Diaz de Divar, original discoverer of Monterey Jack, writes down the recipie on his deathbead. Unfortunately, he writes it in invisible ink, so the information is lost for two hundred years.

1815--American troops in Louisiana first encounter Monterey Jack, given as peace offerings by local tribes who had guarded the ancient Aztec recipie.

1817--Charles Jack, an American buisnessman, sets up a factory for making the zesty cheese, known then as Jack's Cheese.

1846--his son James Jack journeys to California, where he finds the sacred original source of the cheese and builds his company there: Monterey Jack's Cheese.

1861-65: The cheese is enjoyed by both Confederate and Union soldiers during the epic American Civil War. This introduction, a coup by Jack Cheese inc., greatly boosts the cheese's popularity.

1870: The third generation of Jack, Marcus Jack, expands the company into a growing world empire, with subsidiaries in Britain, Germany, Switzerland, South Africa, India, Australia and China.

1873--the cheese undergoes its final rennovation, from "Monterey Jack's Cheese" to what we know today, "Monterey Jack Cheese." The Cheese was enjoyed as rations in the Spanish-Americsn War and both World Wars before Cheddar bought out the company. However, Monterey Jack Cheese Inc. and its CEO Warren Jack are still doing a booming buisness as their product is enjoyed worldwide.

OOC: You can tell I made up most of the stuff. If you actually looked it up to see what I was talking about, you have way too much time on your hands and you have my deepest sympathies.

The amsedselk cheese is orange spotted with white and has a taste similar to CoJack. It was made three days ago when the Emperor asked for something new.

The short History of Cheese in Potty 5

1933 Cheese production is a capital offence
1920 Potty 5 opens it’s doors to people of all nationalities (even the Spanish and Portuguese).
1912 Cheese is the only item that is totally illegal
1653 All Spanish and Portuguese are outlawed
1652 All Cheese is outlawed
1651 Spanish and Portuguese introduce cheese to Potty 5
1650 Dutch discover Potty 5

Bjornoya offers its famous Naselsheisse cheese


Bjornoya is world renowned for its horrible culinary accomplishments. Some speculate the only reason Bjornoyans started their colonies was to aqcuire spices to overcome the crappiness of their indigenous food. Cheese is no exception.

Naselsheisse is one of the smelliest cheeses in the world. The only redeeming quality about it is the texture. Much softer and smoother than other cheese, it is often used as a cold spread or dip.

*Kreynorian rep faints from smell*

*Kreynorian rep faints from smell*

The few riots that occur in Bjornoya are squleched by catapulting large quantities of Naselsheisse cheese and anchovies on the rioters. The crowd will most likely be disgusted, throw-up, and disperse, or will find a free and yummy snack. Either way, the riot stops.