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(note: I am using Magdha as RB, but because I am unable to access the forums as Magdha due to technical difficulties, I am using this nation, Magdha-, for RPing)


ROACH-BUSTERS WORLD FACTBOOK


Geography
Location
Central & South America

Area
Total: 17,849,569 sq km
Land: 17,562,844 sq km
Water: 286,725 sq km

Climate
Tropical

Terrain
Varies, from rainforest to rugged mountains to rolling plains

Natural resources
Bauxite, copper, silver, gold, iron ore, manganese, nickel, phosphates, platinum, tin, uranium, petroleum, hydropower, timber, fish, natural gas, etc.

Land use
Arable land: 25.27%
Permanent crops: 10.91%
Other: 63.82%

Arable land distribution by class
Upper class: 85%
Middle class: 12%
Lower class: 3%

Natural hazards
Earthquakes, hurricanes, volcanic eruptions, etc. depending on area

Environment - current issues
Deforestation; air pollution

Environment - International agreements
Party to: none


People
Population
3,911,000,000 (excluding the citizens of overseas colonies)
4,392,250,000 (including the citizens of overseas colonies)

Age structure
0-14 years: 11%
15-64 years: 83%
65 years and over: 6%

Median age
Total: 36 years
Male: 35.1 years
Female: 37.6 years

Population growth rate
1.9%

Birth rate
16.04 births/1,000 population

Death rate
3.84 deaths/1,000 population

Net migration rate
9.2 migrants/1,000 population

Sex ratio
At birth: 1.05 male(s)/female
Under 15 years: 1.05 male(s)/female
15-64 years: 0.98 male(s)/female
65 years and over: 0.85 male(s)/female
Total population: 0.98 male(s)/female

Infant mortality rate
Total: 1.43 deaths/1,000 live births
Male: 1.94 deaths/1,000 live births
Female: 0.89 deaths/1,000 live births

Life expectancy at birth
Total population: 91.04 years
Male: 87.74 years
Female: 94.51 years

Total Fertility Rate
2.42 children born/woman

HIV/AIDS - adult prevalence rate
NA

HIV/AIDS - people living with HIV/AIDS
NA

HIV/AIDS - death
NA

Nationality
Noun: Roach-Busterian(s)
Adjective: Roach-Busterian

Ethnic groups
White 32%, mestizo 28%, Amerindian 11%, Asian 10%, black 8%, mulatto 6%, Persian 2.5%, Arabic 2%, other 0.5%

Religions
Roman Catholic 65%, Protestant 15%, Christian (other) 5%, Jewish 5%, Buddhist 3%, Zoroastrian 2.5%, Muslim (Sunni) 2%, Muslim (Shi'ite) 1.5%, indigenous beliefs and other 1%

Languages
English, Spanish, Portuguese (official languages), Filipino, Farsi, Generian, Thai (taught in schools), Guaraní, Quechua, Aymará (widely spoken), and various indigenous languages (depending on region)

Literacy
definition: age 15 and over can read and write
total population: 100%
male: 100%
female: 100%


Government Structure and Politics
Country name
Conventional long form: Capitalist Confederacy of Roach-Busters
Conventional short form: Roach-Busters
Abbreviation(s): RB, R-B, R.B.

Government type
Military regime

Official religion
None

Capital Cities
RB City (main) (note: RB City is located on a man-made island halfway between El Salvador and Nicaragua)
Asunción (administrative)
Managua (legislative)
San Salvador (judicial)

States (16 states)
Argentina
Bolivia
Brazil
Chile
Colombia
Costa Rica
Ecuador
El Salvador
Guatemala
Honduras
Nicaragua
Panama
Paraguay
Peru
Uruguay
Venezuela

Departments (301 departments)
Argentina (23 departments)
Ciudad autónoma de Buenos Aires
Buenos Aires
Catamarca
Chaco
Chubut
Córdoba
Corrientes
Entre Ríos
Formosa
Jujuy
La Pampa
La Rioja
Mendoza
Misiones
Neuquén
Río Negro
Salta
San Juan
San Luis
Santa Cruz
Santa Fe
Santiago del Estero
Tierra del Fuego
Tucumán

Bolivia (9 departments)
Beni
Chuquisaca
Cochabamba
La Paz
Oruro
Pando
Potosí
Santa Cruz
Tarija

Brazil (28 departments)
Acre
Alagoas
Amapá
Amazonas
Bahia
Brazilian Federal District
Ceará
Espírito Santo
Goiás
Maranhão
Mato Grosso
Mato Grosso do Sul
Minas Gerais
Pará
Paraíba
Paraná
Pernambuco
Piauí
Rio de Janeiro
Rio Grande do Norte
Rio Grande do Sul
Rondônia
Roraima
Santa Catarina
São Paulo
Sergipe
Tocantins

Chile (13 departments)
Antofagasta
Araucanía
Atacama
Aysen
Bío-Bío
Coquimbo
Los Lagos
Magallanes y la Antártica
Maule
O’Higgins
Santiago Metropolitan Region
Tarapacá
Valparaíso

Colombia (32 departments)
Amazonas
Antioquia
Arauca
Atlántico
Bolívar
Boyacá
Caldas
Caquetá
Casanare
Cauca
Cesar
Chocó
Córdoba
Cundinamarca
Guainía
Guaviare
Huila
La Guajira
Magdalena
Meta
Nariño
Norte de Santander
Putumayo
Quindío
Risaralda
San Andres y Providencia
Santander
Sucre
Tolima
Valle del Cauca
Vaupés
Vichada

Costa Rica (7 departments)
Alajuela
Cartago
Guanacaste
Heredia
Limón
Puntarenas
San José

Ecuador (21 departments)
Azuay
Bolívar
Cañar
Carchi
Chimborazo
Cotopaxi
El Oro
Esmereldas
Guayas
Imbabura
Loja
Los Ríos
Manabí
Morona-Santiago
Napo
Orellana
Pastaza
Pichincha
Sucumbíos
Tungurahua
Zamora-Chinchipe

El Salvador (14 departments)
Ahuachapán
Cabañas
Chalatenango
Cuscatlán
La Libertad
La Paz
La Unión
Morazán
San Miguel
San Salvador
San Vicente
Santa Ana
Sonsonate
Usulután

Guatemala (22 departments)
Alta Verapaz
Baja Verapaz
Chimaltenango
Chiquimula
El Petén
El Progreso
El Quiché
Escuintla
Guatemala
Huehuetenango
Izabal
Jalapa
Jutiapa
Quetzaltenango
Retalhuleu
Sacatapéquez
San Marcos
Santa Rosa
Sololá
Suchitepequez
Totonicapán
Zacapa

Honduras (18 departments)
Atlántida
Bay Islands
Choluteca
Comayagua
Colón
Copán
Cortés
El Paraíso
Francisco Morazán
Gracias a Dios
Intibucá
La Paz
Lempira
Ocotepeque
Olancho
Santa Bárbara
Valle
Yoro

Nicaragua (15 departments)
Boaco
Carazo
Chinandega
Chontales
Estelí
Granada
Jinotega
León
Madriz
Managua
Masaya
Matagalpa
Nueva Segovia
Rivas
Río San Juan
Región Autónoma del Atlántico Norte
Región Autónoma del Atlántico Sur

Panama (14 departments)
Bocas del Toro
Chiriquí
Coclé
Colón
Darién
Emberá
Herrera
Kuna de Madugandí
Kuna de Wargandí
Kuna Yala
Los Santos
Ngöbe-Buglé
Panamlá
Veraguas

Paraguay (18 departments)
Alto Paraguay
Alto Paraná
Amambay
Asunción
Boquerón
Caaguazú
Caazapá
Canindeyú
Central
Concepción
Cordillera
Guairá
Itapúa
Misiones
Ñeembucú
Paraguarí
Presidente Hayes
San Pedro

Peru (25 departments)
Amazonas
Ancash
Apurímac
Arequipa
Ayacucho
Cajamarca
Callao
Cusco
Huancavelica
Huánuco
Ica
Junín
La Libertad
Lambayeque
Lima
Loreto
Madre de Dios
Moquegua
Pasco
Piura
Puno
San Martín
Tacna
Tumbes
Ucayali

Uruguay (19 departments)
Artigas
Canelones
Cerro Largo
Colonia
Durazno
Flores
Florida
Lavalleja
Maldonado
Montevideo
Paysandú
Río Negro
Rivera
Rocha
Salto
San José
Soriano
Tacuarembó
Treinta y Tres

Venezuela (23 departments)
Amazonas
Anzoátegui
Apure
Aragua
Barinas
Bolívar
Carabobo
Cojedes
Delta Amacuro
Falcón
Guárico
Lara
Mérida
Miranda
Monagas
Nueva Esparta
Portuguesa
Sucre
Táchira
Trujillo
Vargas
Yaracuy
Zulia

Colonies
Southeast Asia
Indonesia (pop. 242,000,000)
Philippines (pop. 90,000,000)

West Africa (governed collectively as the Federation of West African States, or FWAS)
Côte d'Ivoire (pop. 17,000,000)
The Gambia (pop. 1,500,000)
Ghana (pop. 21,000,000)
Guinea (pop. 9,500,000)
Guinea-Bissau (pop. 1,500,000)
Liberia (pop. 3,500,000)
Senegal (pop. 11,000,000)
Sierra Leone (pop. 6,000,000)

Southern Africa (note: Malawi, Zambia, and Zimbabwe are governed collectively as the Rhodesian Federation; Angola and Mozambique are governed collectively as Portuguese Africa)
Angola (pop. 11,000,000)
Malawi (pop. 12,000,000)
Mozambique (pop. 19,500,000)
Zambia (pop. 11,000,000)
Zimbabwe (pop. 12,750,000)

Europe
Roach-Busterian Russia (Aga Buryatia, Amur, Buryatia, Chita, Chukotka, Irkutsk, Jewish, Kamchatka, Khabarovsk, Koryakia, Magadan, Primorsky, Sakha, Sakhalin, and Ust-Orda Buryatia) (pop. 12,000,000)

Independence
1 May (2004)

National holidays
Anastasio Somoza Garcia's birthday, February 1 (1896)
Paraguay Remembrance Day, February 3 (1989)
Roberto d'Aubuisson Remembrance Day, February 20 (1992)
Death of Karl Marx Day, March 14 (1883) (note: Marx's death is celebrated, not mourned, on this day)
Luis Somoza Debayle Remembrance Day, April 13 (1967)
Independence Day, May 1 (2004)
Joseph McCarthy Remembrance Day, May 2 (1957)
First Lady Thiensiri Theveenugul-Latimer's Birthday, June 2 (1957)
Nicaragua Remembrance Day, July 17 (1979)
Constitution Day, August 12 (2005)
Stronato Day, August 15 (1954)
Roberto d'Aubuisson's Birthday, August 23 (1944)
Chile Freedom Day, September 11 (1973)
Anastasio Somoza Debayle Rembrance Day, September 17 (1980)
Generalissimo J.L.'s birthday, September 19 (1959)
Anastasio Somoza Garcia Remembrance Day, September 29 (1956)
Death of Che Guevara Day, October 9 (1967) (note: Che's death is celebrated, not mourned, on this day)
Alfredo Stroessner's birthday, November 3 (1912)
Joseph McCarthy's birthday, November 14 (1908)
Luis Somoza Debayle's birthday, November 18 (1922)
Anastasio Somoza Debayle's birthday, December 5 (1925)

Constitution
12 August 2005

Legal system
Federal court system based on English common law

Suffrage
20 years of age, universal and compulsory

Executive branch
Chief of state: President Generalissimo J.L. (since 1 May 2004); note - the President is both the chief of state and head of government
Head of government: President Generalissimo J.L. (since 1 May 2004); note - the President is both the chief of state and head of government

Cabinet
Prime Minister: Calvin CYPRIAN, Jr.
Minister of War: Lester LINDSEY
Minister of the Navy: Terris FITTEN
Minister of Pest Control: Sundown HILL
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Chong MOUA
Minister of Justice: Chia LEE
Minister of Police: Kevin OROZCO
Minister of State Security: Chris LYNCH
Minister of Intelligence: Ae YANG
Minister of Paramilitary Units: Carlos LaFRANCE
Minister of Ideological Hygiene: Chue VANG
Minister of Education: Vincent DeLUSIA
Minister of Propaganda: Ally LINDA
Minister of Information: Supa-apha DHAMMANIVES
Minister of Economics: Jeffrey PRIESSLER
Minister of Finance: Scott STORLA
Minister of Interior: Nick LYNUM
Minister of Tourism: Pyu YUKO
Minister of Colonial Affairs: Jurilyn DEVERO
Minister of Culture: Aileen JAO
Minister of Aeronautics and Military Science: Mark BAUM
Minister of Health: Virgil NELSON

Legislative branch (note: each dependent territory has considerable autonomy, and each has its own popularly-elected congress)
Bicameral Congress consists of the Senate (160 seats; ten members are chosen by each state legislature to serve five-year terms) and the House of Representatives (1,505 seats; five from each department, directly elected by popular vote of the citizens thereof, to serve five-year terms)
Elections: Senate - last held 2 December 2004 (next to be held November 2009); House of Representatives - last held 2 December 2004 (next to be held November 2009)

Political parties
Patriot Party, United Federal Party, Progressive Democratic Party, National Conservative Party, Liberal Republican Party (note: the Patriot Party always holds 80% of the seats in Congress, while the remaining 20% is divided between the four legal opposition parties)

Outlawed political parties
Roach-Busters Communist Party, Roach-Busters National Socialist Party, Roach-Busters Social Reactionary Party (secular, non-racist, fascist), Roach-Busters Worker's Party (contrary to the name, it's socialist, not communist)

Outlawed political interest groups/organizations
Ku Klux Klan, Black Panthers, Aryan Nation, Nation of Islam, La Raza, Skull and Bones, Illuminati, Freemasons

Judicial branch
Supreme Court (four of its fifteen justices are popularly elected; four are chosen by the House of Representatives; four are chosen by the Senate; three are appointed by the President); Roach-Busters Court of Appeal; Roach-Busters Military Court; Roach-Busters District Courts; State and County Courts

International organization participation
TBA, CAD, SEATO, World Capitalist and Communist Consortium, Brothers in Arms, UNA, PRA, CC, Evil Dictator's Lounge and Gentleman's Club, Who Gives a Damn About Human Rights Club, RWC, Circle Alliance, ACE


Legal Issues
Drinking age
None (alcohol is illegal is RB)

Tobacco age (without parental permission)
21 (note: tobacco cannot be smoked/chewed in public, only in one's home)

Tobacco age (with parental permission)
16 (note: tobacco cannot be smoked/chewed in public, only in one's home)

Gambling age
None (gambling is illegal in RB)

Firearms purchase age
16

Firearms possession age
12

Driving age (cars, trucks, etc.)
18

Driving age (motorcycles)
15

Marriage age (without parental permission)
20

Marriage age (with parental permission)
14

Age to legally own land
20

Age to legally own a slave
15

Age of eligibility for inheritence
None (within reason, though)

Age when one is legally an adult
20

Capital crimes
Abortion
Adultery
Bestialty
Euthanasia (although this law is seldom enforced)
Getting a sex change operation
Incest
Murder (except in self-defense, or if the one being murdered is a Shooban or Turta)
Pedophilia
Rape
Singing the song "Internationale"
Use of 'hard' drugs
Wearing a Che Guevara T-shirt (or any apparel glorifies a leftist/communist)

Other crimes (and how they are punishable)
Advocating Shooban or Turta 'rights' (punishable by deportation)
Animal abuse (punishable by 2-5 years' imprisonment, or longer, depending on the abuse in question)
Child abuse (punishable by amputation of both of the abusers' arms) (note: how serious physical punishment has to be to be construed as abuse varies by state, department, city, etc.)
Inciting racial hatred/tension (punishable by deportation or 25 years' imprisonment, depending on the judge's decision)
Inciting religious hatred/tension (punishable by deportation or 25 years' imprisonment, depending on the judge's decision)
Inciting class hatred/tension (punishable by deportation or 25 years' imprisonment, depending on the judge's decision)
Insulting an ally of Roach-Busters (punishable by 5 years' imprisonment at hard labor)
Insulting a minor government official or a member of Congress (punishable by 5 lashes)
Insulting a member of the Cabinet (punishable by 5-10 years' imprisonment at hard labor and 25 lashes)
Insulting a member of the First Family (no punishment necessary, as anyone who would dare insult them would immediately be lynched by angry crowdss)
Insulting the Generalissimo (no punishment necessary, as anyone who would dare insult him would immediately be lynched by angry crowds)
Littering (punishable by a fine equal to 15% of the person's yearly income)
Owning a flag of an enemy nation (punishable by deportation)
Non-rape sexual abuse (punishable by castration, without anesthesia)
'Soft' drug use (punishable by up to 5 years' imprisonment)
Speeding (punishable by revocation of license for 2 years)
Thievery (punishable by 40 lashes, 10 years' imprisonment, and a fine of up to $250,000; if the criminal cannot afford that much, he will work it off as a slave laborer on one of the Generalissimo's plantations)
White-collar crime (punishable by 25 years' imprisonment and a fine of up to $25,000,000; if the criminal cannot afford that much, he will work it off as a slave laborer on one of the Generalissimo's plantations)

Outlawed occupations
Prostitution
Pornographic film actor/actress
'Exotic dancing'
Pornographic filmmaker
Bartending
Drug dealing

Outlawed books
The Communist Manifesto
Das Kapital
Prison Notebooks
Letters From Prison
Mein Kampf
The Doctrine of Fascism
Quotations From Chairman Mao
The Kinsey Report
Sexual Behavior in the Human Male
Sexual Behavior in the Human Female
Democracy and Education (as well as everything else written by John Dewey)
The Feminist Mystique
The Course of Positive Philosophy
Beyond Good and Evil
General Theory of Employment, Interest, and Money (as well as everything else written by John Maynard Keynes)
The Humanist Manifesto
The Gay Science
Origin of Man
Descent of Man
Guerrilla Warfare
Steal this Book
The Chomsky Reader (as well as everything else written by Chomsky)
A People's History of the United States (as well as everything else written by Howard Zinn)
What Is To Be Done
Authoritarian Personality
On Liberty
Beyond Freedom and Dignity
Reflections on Violence
The Promise of American Life
Madness and Civilization
Soviet Communism: A New Civilization
I, Rigoberta Menchu
Coming of Age in Samoa
Unsafe at Any Speed
Silent Spring
Wretched of the Earth
Introduction to Psychoanalysis
The Greening of America
The Limits to Growth
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Champion of Freedom
Earth in the Balance
People's War, People's Army
Theory of Justice
The Jungle
The Grapes of Wrath
Death of Somoza
The Inequality of Human Races
The Rising Tide of Color Against White World-Supremacy
The Passing of the Great Race
White America:The American Racial Problem as Seen in a Worldwide Perspective
Hold Back This Day
The Camp of the Saints
Take Your Choice: Separation or Mongrelization
Foundations of the Black Nation
War In America: The Malcolm X Doctrine
The Malcolm Generation & Other Stories
If They Come in the Morning: Voices of Resistance
Frame Up: The Opening Defense Statement Made (as well as everything else written by Angela Davis)
The Autobiography of W.E.B. DuBois (as well as everything else written by DuBois)
The Philosophy and Opinions of Marcus Garvey (as well as everything else written by Marcus Garvey)
Malcolm X Speaks: Selected Speeches and Statements (as well as everything else written by Malcolm X)
Legal Lynching (as well as everything else written by Jesse Jackson)
Go and Tell Pharaoh: The Autobiography of Reverend Al Sharpton (as well as everything else written by Al Sharpton)
My Life
Sharing Good Times (as well as everything else written by Jimmy Carter)
Stupid White Men (as well as everything else written by Michael Moore)
Dutchman and the Slave (as well as everything else written by LeRoi Jones)
Who Let the Dogs In?: Incredible Political Animals I Have Known (as well as everything else written by Molly Ivins)
Hearts in Atlantis
The Shawshank Redemption
The Green Mile
Everything written by Herbert Marcuse

Outlawed films
All films directed by Oliver Stone
All films directed by Michael Moore
All films directed by Emile de Antonio
All films directed by Bernardo Bertolucci
All films directed by Larry Clark
All films directed by Sydney Pollock
All films directed by Steven Spielberg
All films directed by Francis Ford Coppola
All films featuring George Clooney
All films featuring Jane Fonda
All films featuring Robert Redford
All films featuring Kevin Costner
All films featuring Woody Harrelson
All films featuring Chevy Chase
All films featuring Mike Farrell
All films featuring Jack Nicholson
All films featuring Leonardo diCaprio
All films featuring Tim Robbins
All films featuring Dennis Weaver
All films featuring Peter Yarrow
All films featuring Whoopi Goldberg
All films featuring Ed Asner
All films featuring Barbra Streisand
All films featuring Danny Glover
All films featuring Susan Sarandon
All films featuring Tom Cruise (or any other Scientologist, for that matter)
All films featuring Jessica Lange
All James Bond films
John Q
In & Out
Striptease
The Full Monty
Cry Freedom
Gandhi
Mandela
Cider House Rules
Reds
American Beauty
Pleasantville
The Green Mile
The Shawshank Redemption
Absolute Power
The Last Temptation of Christ
Jesus Christ Superstar
Birth of a Nation
Malcolm X
The Day After Tomorrow
The People Under the Stairs
They Live
The Crazies

Outlawed plays
The Vagina Monologues
The Good Body

Outlawed music
Rap
Shock rock
Heavy metal
R&B
Pop
Hip hop
Psychedelic music
Punk music
Disco

Outlawed religions, denominations, beliefs, branches, etc.
Christian Identity
Liberation theology
Jehovah's Witnesses
Scientology
Wicca
Satanism

Outlawed sciences
Alchemy
Anthropology
Astrology
Darwinism
Ethnology
Eugenics
Modern geocentrism
Phrenology
Physiognomy
Racial science
Sociology


Economy (note: I use Magdha's (http://www.nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=Magdha) economic statistics)
Economy - overview
Roach-Busters has a laissez faire, free-enterprise economy with no governmental regulations, that welcomes foreign investment. Exports feature Shooban slaves, timber, iron ore, textiles, and automobiles. Its highly industrialized, stable economy is among the most prosperous in the world, with low unemployment, a highly skilled labor force, and a GDP among the world‘s highest.

GDP
Purchasing power parity - $150.5 trillion (2005 est.)

GDP - real growth rate
5.04%

GDP per capita
$38,702.60

GDP - composition by sector
Agriculture: 65.6%
Industry: 22.5%
Services and misc. sectors: 11.9%

Class composition
Upper class ($25,000,000+): 15%
Middle class ($25,000-$25,000,000): 65%
Lower class (-$25,000): 20%

Wealth distribution by class
Upper class: 60%
Middle class: 35%
Lower class: 5%

Population below poverty line
1.3% (below $10,000 is considered below poverty line)

Unemployment rate
2.84%

Household income or consumption by % share
Lowest 10%: 28.0%
Highest 10%: 2.6%

Inflation rate
1.6%

Labor force
2.170 billion

Budget
Revenues: $14.36 trillion
Expenditures: $11.5 trillion

Government budgetary allocations
Defense - 18% (note: 1/3 of this is spent on the Ministry of War, 1/3 on the Ministry of the Navy, and 1/3 on the Ministry of Paramilitary Units)
Pest Control - 15%
Foreign Affairs - 5%
Justice - 5%
Police - 5%
State Security - 5%
Intelligence - 5%
Ideological Hygiene - 5%
Propaganda - 5%
Information - 5%
Education - 5%
Economics - 5%
Finance - 5%
Interior - 0.25%
Tourism - 1%
Colonial Affairs - 8%
Culture - 1%
Aeronautics and Military Science - 1%
Health - 0.75%

Industrial production growth rate
3.86%

Electricity - production
56.5 trillion kWh

Electricity - consumption
45 trillion kWh

Electricity - exports
3.7 trillion kWh

Electricity - imports
1.8 trillion kWh

Electricity - reserves/backup power (production total minus consumption and exports)
7.098 trillion kWh

Oil - production
49.1 million bbl/day

Oil - consumption
76.2 million bbl/day

Oil - exports
6.5 million bbl/day

Oil - imports
5.0 million bbl/day

Oil - proven reserves
128 trillion bbl

Natural gas - monthly production
310 billion cubic cm

Natural gas - yearly consumption
22 trillion cubic cm

Natural gas - exports
300 billion cu cm

Natural gas - imports
201 trillion cu cm

Natural gas - proven reserves
815 trillion cubic cm

Exports
$107.76 trillion f.o.b.

Exports - commodities
Shooban slaves, natural resources, textiles, agricultural products and automobiles

Exports - partners
CAD 45.5%, Ottoman Khaif 14.5%, Irondin 14.2%, The Transylvania 8.8% Farmina 8%, The Lightning Star 7%, other 2%

Imports
$109.14 trillion

Imports - commodities
Weapons, machinery, chemicals, metals

Imports - partners
CAD 45%, The Transylvania 12.2%, The Lightning Star 12%, Ottoman Khaif 10.9%, Farmina 10.2%, Irondin 7%, other 2.7%

Reserves of foreign exchange and gold
$150 trillion

Debt - external
NA

Economic aid - donor
$100,000,000.00

[i]Recipients
Irondin (45% of aid), The Real ALM (30%), other (25%)

Currency
RB Dollar

Currency code
RBD

Exchange rates
1 RB Dollar = $1.8311 USD

Fiscal year
Calender year

Major Corporations
Roach-Busters Pest Control
Founder: Generalissimo J.L.
Co-founders: Kevin Orozco, Sundown Hill, Chia Neng Lee
President: Generalissimo J.L.
Chairman of the Board: Kevin Orozco
Chief Executive Officer: Sundown Hill
Chief Financial Officer: Chia Neng Lee
Board of Directors: Generalissimo J.L., Kevin Orozco, Sundown Hill, Chia Neng Lee, Calvin Cyprian Jr., Anastasio Latimer, Alfredo Latimer, D.J. Pearson
Employs: 868,000,000
Declared value: $3,500,000,000,000.00
Company motto: "Who ya gonna call!? Roach-Busters!!!"

Trafton Automobile Company
Founder: Ronald Trafton
Co-founder: NA
President: Ronald Trafton
Chairman of the Board: Mary Trafton
Chief Executive Officer: Jeffrey Priessler
Chief Financial Officer: Scott Storla
Board of Directors: Generalissimo J.L., Ronald Trafton, Mary Trafton, Jeffrey Priessler, Scott Storla
Employs: 25,400,000
Declared value: $3,000,000,000,000.00
Company motto: "Burn rubber, guzzle gas, with a Trafton!"

Generalissimo J.L. Premium Tobacco
Founder: Generalissimo J.L.
Co-founder: NA
President: Generalissimo J.L.
Chairman of the Board: Anastasio Latimer
Chief Executive Officer: Calvin Cyprian, Jr.
Chief Financial Officer: Amanda Cyprian
Board of Directors: Generalissimo J.L., Anastasio Latimer, Calvin Cyprian Jr., Amanda Cyprian Alfredo Latimer
Employs: 12,000,000
Declared value: $50,000,000,000.00
Company motto: "Light up...you know you want to!"

Roach-Busters Naval Yards
Founder: Ron Trafton
Co-founder: Mary Trafton
President: Ron Trafton
Chairman of the Board: Terry Fitten
Chief Executive Officer: Terrel Fitten
Chief Financial Officer: Terris Fitten
Board of Directors: Generalissimo J.L., Ron Trafton, Mary Trafton, Terry Fitten, Terrel Fitten, Terris Fitten, Whitney Fitten
Employs: 750,000
Declared value: $800,000,000,000.00
Company motto: "Ships for sale, ships for sail!"

National Petroleum Company
Founder: Ron Trafton
Co-founder: Terry Fitten
President: Generalissimo J.L.
Chairman of the Board: Ron Trafton
Chief Executive Officer: Mary Trafton
Chief Financial Officer: Mary Trafton
Board of Directors: Generalissimo J.L., Ron Trafton, Mary Trafton, Terry Fitten
Employs: 1,200,000
Declared value: $1,000,000,000,000.00
Company motto: "Oil...the black gold."

TDF Entertainment
Founder: Terris Fitten
Co-founder: Terrel Fitten
President: Terris Fitten
Chairman of the Board: Terris Fitten
Chief Executive Officer: Terrel Fitten
Chief Financial Officer: Terry Fitten
Board of Directors: Generalissimo J.L., Terris Fitten, Terrel Fitten, Terry Fitten, Alma Fitten, Whitney Fitten
Employs: 56,000
Declared value: $500,600,000,000.00
Company motto: "TDF Entertainment...your source for the greatest in movies, video games, and computer software!"

Roach-Busters National News Network
Founder: Generalissimo J.L.
Co-founder: NA
President: Supa-apha Dhammanives
Chairman of the Board: Ally Linda
Chief Executive Officer: Ae Yang
Chief Financial Officer: Chia Neng Lee
Board of Directors: Generalissimo J.L., Supa-apha Dhammanives, Ally Linda, Ae Yang, Chia Neng Lee, Calvin Cyprian Jr., Walter Krankheit
Employs: 460
Declared value: $100,000,000.00
Company motto: "The most trusted name in government-approved news."


Communications
Telephones - main lines in use
2.4 billion

Telephones - mobile cellular
1.62 billion

Telephone system
General assessment: Excellent domestic and international services

Radio broadcast stations
AM 42, FM 513 (plus many low power stations), shortwave 21

Television broadcast stations
239

Internet country code
.rb

Internet hosts
987,651

Internet users
2.56 billion


Transportation
Railways
Total: 35,402km
Standard gauge: 21,483km 1.435m-gauge (21,472 km electrified)

Highways
Total: 255,094km
Paved: 219,204km (including 35,300km of expressways)
Unpaved: 35,890km

Waterways
2,209km

Pipelines
Gas 24,505km, oil 22,901 km, refined products 17,004km

Merchant marine
Total: 2,491 ships

Airports
140

Heliports
863


Military
Military branches
Roach-Busters Army, Roach-Busters Navy, Roach-Busters Air Force

Military manpower - military age and obligation
16 years of age for compulsory military service; 14 years of age for voluntary military service

Military manpower - availability
Males age 15-60: 527,498,031

Military manpower - fit for military service
Males age 15-60: 509,512,876

Military manpower - reaching military age annually
4,336,000

Transnational Issues
Disputes - international
none

Organizations labeled 'terrorist organizations' by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Woodstock Pact
Socialist International
Global Law Courts

Primary allies
CAD (too many to list), The Lightning Star, The Real ALM, The Transylvania, Farmina, Holy Paradise, Ottoman Khaif, The Burnsian Desert, Kravania, Banduria

Primary enemies
Sarzonia (note: we don't interact ICly, but ICly I still consider him an enemy), Ankhmet

Illicit drugs
totally unknown; an all-pervasive police force ensures that drug production, importation, and exportation are non-existent


Random Facts, Part 1
Pests that are extinct in Roach-Busters
Cockroaches
Termites
Mosquitoes
Kissing bugs
Centipedes
Millipedes
Crickets
Ticks
Lice
Fleas
Brown rats
House flies
Horse flies
Deer flies
Tarantulas

National animal
Jaguar

National bird
Scarlet Macaw

Most common occupations
Pest control/exterminator (45% of the population)
Law enforcement (8% of the population)
Military (5% of the population)

I.Q.
Average I.Q.: 115-120
Lowest ever recorded I.Q.: 7
Highest ever recorded I.Q.: 250+

Height
Average height (male): 5'10"
Average height (female): 5'-5'2"
Lowest ever recorded height (male): 3'4"
Lowest ever recorded height (female): 2'8"
Highest ever recorded height (male): 7'2"
Highest ever recorded height (female): 6'5"

Wealthiest Roach-Busterians
Generalissimo J.L. ($5,000,000,000,000)
Ronald 'Ron' Trafton ($4,350,000,000,000)
Calvin Cyprian, Jr. ($4,300,000,000,000)
Mark 'Adam' Baum ($3,900,000,000,000)
Chia Neng Lee ($2,500,000,000,000)

National sport
Soccer

Other popular sports
Hunting Shoobans
Hunting Turtas
Hunting Mississippians
Baseball
Basketball

Oldest ever Roach-Busterian
Magdalene Banzer (b. September 1, 1865, d. February 2 2005)

Most popular Roach-Busterians (according to RB People magazine)
Generalissimo J.L. (76%)
First Lady Thiensiri Theveenugul-Latimer (18%)
TIE: All four of the First Children (6%)


Random Facts, Part 2

Military

No females are permitted to serve in the military, except as nurses (with the exception of the Popular Regional Forces).

All volunteers and draftees must first take a test to determine their political views. If they score less than a 9.00 (out of 10.00) for Economic Left/Right and/or less than 5.00 (out of 10.00) for Social Libertarian/Authoritarian, they will not be accepted into the military.

All deserters are hanged publicly, to set an example for their peers.

Every time RB soldiers win a battle, they examine every enemy corpse, tear the military insignia from each uniform, and burn any enemy flags they find.

Each RB soldier is required by law to wear a lapel bearing the Generalissimo's portrait. Those who refuse to comply are court-martialed.

Soldiers who serve 2 years or more in the military are rewarded with free college tuition.

Married soldiers and/or soldiers with children are rarely let into the military, with few exceptions.

The Generalissimo personally leads the Royal Guard 1st Cavalry Company, "Alfredo Stroessner" into battle, on rare occasions.


Military mottos:

Royal Guard Armored Infantry = "Kill for peace"
Royal Guard Mechanized Infantry = "War is Heaven"
Royal Guard State Security = "Dissent is like a cockroach, meant to be crushed"
Royal Guard Cavalry = "War is such a beautiful thing"
Royal Guard Special Forces = "Violence doesn't solve anything, it solves everything"
Royal Guard Super Elite Infantry = "Living, fighting, and dying for the right-wing cause"

Navy = "Join the Navy, see the world"
Air Force = "Soaring to ever-greater heights of glory"


Generalissimo J.L.

The Generalissimo owns over fifty estates around the world, including his castle in RB City, thirty plantations in Brazil (each more than 5,000 acres), a palace in Parthia, castles in Doomingsland, Borman Empire, and Generic Empire, a dozen mansions throughout Central America, several lucrative estates in Europe, and several factories and business ventures throughout Asia.

The Generalissimo's main castle has a zoo with over 5,000 animals, a movie theater, a video games arcade with over 400 games, an Olympic-sized swimming pool, an amusement park, over forty restaurants, an art museum, an opera house, an orchestra, a dance theater, a church, a basketball court, a baseball field, a football field, a soccer field, a boxing ring, a man-made lake so clean you can see the bottom of it, a warehouse with over 2,500,000 movies on VHS and tens of thousands on DVD, a drive-in theater, an airport, ten hotels, and a 750,000 acre plantation where slaves toil under the sun all day. The entire estate is surrounded by 50 ft. tall reinforced concrete walls topped with 7 ft. of excrement-coated electric barbed wire carrying 100,000 volts of electricity, magma-filled moats 45 ft. wide, hundreds of SAMs, missile launchers, over 10,000,000 land mines, nuclear weapon launchers, military barracks, guard towers, etc. The estate is protected by 5 Royal Guard State Security Divisions, all 6 of the Royal Guard Super Elite Infantry Division, 25 regular Infantry Divisions, and 100 Reserve Divisions.

The Generalissimo owns hundreds of companies, most worth tens of millions, several worth hundreds of millions, and a few worth billions.


Cultural

Jaguars, tigers, lions, leopards, and pumas are popular house pets.

Men who do not open doors for women are generally frowned upon.

Dueling with guns is illegal. All dueling must be done with swords. Also, for duels to be legal, neither dueler can be under the age of 16 (although 14-15 year olds can also do so, with parental permission).

Egg nog is by far the most popular drink in RB, and is available all year round.

No one may stage or participate in a political demonstration without a government-approved certificate. Also, demonstrations cannot have more than 200 demonstrators, and for each demonstration, there must be one police officer present for every four demonstrators.


Concentrations of Roach-Busterians in non-RB countries (note: this does not include allied nations, as there are too many to list)

Thailand = 4,500,000
Belize = 30,000
Spain = 120,000
Portugal = 68,000
Malaysia = 45,000
Singapore = 32,000
East Timor = Less than 1,000
Yemen = 6,400


Most Prestigious Places of Higher Learning (with annual tuition cost listed)

Thatvatchai Theveenugul Academy of Business Administration ($250,000 USD)
Roach-Busters National University ($50,000 USD)
RB City Military Academy ($750,000 USD)
Shaun Churchman Academy of Advanced Military Tactics ($600,000 USD)
Robert E. Lee Military Academy ($150,000 USD)
Erich von Manstein Military Academy ($230,000 USD)
Ronald Reid-Daly Academy of Guerrilla Warfare ($175,000 USD)
Jeffrey Priessler Business Academy ($400,000 USD)
Roach-Busters Governmental Academy of Espionage Tactics ($260,000 USD)
Poj Theveenugul Medical School ($80,000 USD)
Chia Neng Lee Law School ($121,000 USD)
Terry Fitten Naval Academy ($350,000 USD)
Calvin Cyprian, Sr. Air Force Academy ($345,000 USD)
Mark Lyle Baum Academy of Modern Science ($900,000 USD)


Relations of Notable RB Individuals (good and bad) to Famous People (good and bad)

Generalissimo J.L.
Directly related to Alfredo Stroessner of Paraguay
Directly related to the Somozas of Nicaragua
Directly related to Roberto D'Aubuisson of El Salvador
Directly related to Luis Posada Carriles of Cuba
Distantly related to Augusto Pinochet of Chile
Distantly related to Fulgencio Batista (via Batista's white ancestry), Félix Rodríguez, and Orlando Bosch of Cuba
Distantly related to Pablo Emilio Salazar ("Commandante Bravo") of Nicaragua
Distantly related to José Efraín Ríos Montt of Guatemala
Distantly related to Jorge Rafael Videla of Argentina
Distantly related to Humberto de Alencar Castelo Branco of Brazil
Distantly related to Roberto Suazo Córdova of Honduras


The Theveenugul Family
Directly related to the Kings of the Chakri Dynasty of Thailand: Buddha Yodfa Chulaloke, Buddha Loetla Nabhalai, Nangklao, Mongkut, Chulalongkorn, Vajiravudh, Prajadhipok, Ananda Mahidol, Bhumibol Adulyadej [as well as their children]
Distantly related to Thaksin Shinawatra of Thailand


Chia Neng Lee
Directly related to Chiang Kai-shek and Chiang Ching-Kuo of China
Directly related to Syngman Rhee of South Korea
Directly related to Nobusuke Kishi of Japan
Directly related to Boum Oum and Vang Pao of Laos
Directly related to Lon Nol of Cambodia
Distantly related to Nguyen Cao Ky and Nguyen Van Thieu of South Vietnam
Distantly related to Ferdinand Marcos of the Philippines
Distantly related to Thanom Kittitakchorn of Thailand
Distantly related to Park Chung Hee of South Korea
Distantly related to Suharto of Indonesia


Vincent DeLusia
Distantly related to Félix Houphouët-Boigny of Côte d'Ivoire
Distantly related to Léopold Senghor of Senegal
Distantly related to Moise Tshombe of the Congo
Distantly related to Morgan Tsvangirai of Zimbabwe


Norm Chompski
Directly related to Noam Chomsky
Distantly related to Howard Zinn

Generalissimo J.L. (46), head of state and head of government of Roach-Busters since he came to power via a coup d'etat on May 1, 2004, overthrowing a totalitarian Marxist government and making RB a showcase for free-market capitalism, making it one of the most industrialized and economically and militarily powerful nations on Earth. Having studied hundreds of military leaders throughout history, as well as their tactics, he rose rapidly in the military, eventually becoming General of the Army (during his military years, he feigned deep loyalty to the regime), eventually staging a coup d'etat and ousting the communists. Before joining the military, he was a prominent exterminator, and founder of Roach-Busters Pest Control. J.L. is often described as "ruthless, but charismatic, a vainglorious man with a firebrand temper." He is (officially) 6'2", 175 lb. (he's actually 5'8", 135 lb.), has gray hair, blue eyes, and a mustache. His blood type is AB. The men he admires most are Jesus Christ, Booker T. Washington, Lysander Spooner, and the American Founding Fathers. His birthdate is September 19, 1959. His hobbies are hunting Shoobans and communists (he has personally killed more than 100,000 communists in his lifetime, and oversaw the torture and execution of thousands more), reading (particularly books about history, politics, economics, and culture), debating (mostly debating religion and politics), fencing, swordsmanship, dueling, and playing chess. His favorite beverage is root beer and his favorite food is fettuccine alfredo. His I.Q. is 175, and he has PhDs in Roach-Busterian Culture, Economics, Entomology, African History, American History, Asian History, European History, Latin American History, Roach-Busterian History, and Political Science, in addition to several medical, business, and law degrees. An extremely wealthy man, his personal worth exceeds $5 trillion. However, he annually donates hundreds of billions of dollars to charitable organizations. He has traveled to 139 countries, and speaks over 30 languages fluently: English, Thai, Farsi, Hmong, Spanish, Portuguese, Afrikaans, German, French, Russian, Italian, Tagalog, Cebuano, Ilokano, Hiligaynon, Bikol, Waray-Waray, Kapampangan, Pangasinan, Kinaray-a, Maranao, Maguindanao, Tausug, Burmese, Malay, Guarani, Miskito, Sumo, Rama, Mandarin, Cantonese, Korean, and Japanese. He speaks so-so Arabic, Cherokee, Dakota, Generian, Hebrew, Khmer, Lao, and Swahili.

Lina Latimer (23), daughter of the Generalissimo and the First Lady. She inherited her unfathomable beauty from her mother and her dry sense of humor from her father. she is the head of a special woman's paramilitary organization that represents her father and the government's interests and garners support for him, at home and abroad.

Brigadier General Anastasio 'Tacho' Somoza Debayle Latimer (19), son of the Generalissimo and the First Lady and commander of the Roach-Busters Royal Guard Mechanized Infantry 3rd Division "Anastasio Somoza Debayle". He is known for his astute, sharp, ingenious intellect, quick thinking, ability to learn even the most difficult things extremely quickly, and his unusual capacity for hard work. He is a competent tactician, a mesmerizing orator, and a charismatic general with the ability to instill deep unwavering loyalty in his troops. Named in honor of Anastasio Somoza Debayle, he is a rigid anticommunist, and his love for RB is surpassed only by his love for his family. He is 5'7", 140 lb.

Rinoa Latimer-Featherston (16), adopted daughter of the Generalissimo and the First Lady. She shares many of her adopted mother and father's traits: her father's militant anticommunism and passion for killing Shoobans, her mother's pulchritude, gentle heart, generosity, and kindness, and both parents' intelligence. She is married to Jake Featherston IV, President of the Reunited States of America.

Alfredo Stroessner Mattiauda Latimer (14), second son and youngest child of the Generalissimo and the First Lady, and RB's ambassador to the Evil Dictator's Lounge and Gentleman's Club. Currently attending Roach-Busters National University, he is studying economics and law, and working on obtaining his PhD. Very handsome and soft-spoken, he is popular with the ladies, but is rather shy and withdrawn, and talks little. He was named in honor of the Generalissimo's close relative Alfredo Stroessner.

Prime Minister Calvin Cyprian, Jr. (45), former Vice-President (until the position was abolished and replaced with Prime Minister) and best friend of the Generalissimo, as well as his most trusted advisor. Cyprian and the Generalissimo have been best friends since pre-adolescence, later joined the military together, and fought side-by-side in theaters of battle across the globe, saving each others' lives more times than anyone can remember and gaining reputations as tough, cool-under-pressure, fearless soldiers with a strong sense of team unity and the ability to persevere and succeed no matter the odds. Calvin's role in the 2004 coup d'etat, which brought his best friend to power, cannot be overstated. Without his help, no doubt the coup would have failed. Calvin is a highly influential, cunning politician, with a fierce tenacity and astute tactical mind. His skills are so sharp, he can persuade even his most out-spoken opponents in Congress to support the Generalissimo without even trying. A consummate lady's man, Calvin is considered one of the most handsome men in Roach-Busters, and has to have over a dozen bodyguards accompany him everywhere to ward off hordes of screaming girls. He is married to former supermodel Amanda Howard. His father, Calvin Cyprian, Sr., is Chief of Staff of the Air Force. Although Calvin, Jr. was never in the Air Force, like his father, he is a top-notch pilot.

Minister of War Lester Lindsey (39), the overseer of all military affairs of Roach-Busters and a superb tactician. A former Field Marshal, Lester received almost 30 medals during his distinguished career, for wounds in battle, service above and beyond the call of duty, courage under fire, etc. He is most famous, though, as the most skilled martial artist in Roach-Busters. He is proficient in aikito, bando, banshay, bersilat, capoeira, fencing, jeet kune do, jiu jitsu, Brazilian jiu jitsu, judo, karate, kendo, Khmer boxing, kuen-do, kung fu, lethwei, Muay Boran, Muay Thai, naban, ninjitsu, Shaolin Quan, T'ai Chi Ch'uan, taekwando, thaing, Yong Chun, and many other martial arts styles. He has participated in the Roach-Busters National Martial Arts Championship ten times, and has never lost.

Minister of the Navy Terris Fitten (46), a former Admiral and one of history's most competent and ingenious naval strategists and tacticians. An immensely smart man, his I.Q. is estimated to be in the range of 170-180. During his naval career, he was largely responsible for some of the greatest victories in the history of warfare, often against near-impossible odds. He is famous for his extremely quick thinking, enormous capacity for hard work, cleverness, and ability to devise ingenious and unpredictable strategies in very short periods of time without even trying. A multi-billionaire, he holds stock in Roach-Busters Naval Yards Storefront, Inc. and personally oversaw the design and construction of some of their best ships.

Minister of Pest Control Sundown 'the Bird' Hill (45), former exterminator and one of the founders (and current Chief Executive Officer) of Roach-Busters Pest Control. Sundown, an avid hater of cockroaches, is known for being quite over-zealous, even eccentric, in his worldwide campaign to bring about the extinction of cockroaches. He is not the brightest member of the Cabinet, but he is honest, hard-working, and performs his job well. His comical appearance- his long, narrow, beak-like nose and tiny eyes- has earned him the nickname 'the Bird.'

Minister of Foreign Affairs Chong Moua (36), a world-renowned, internationally-acclaimed, prize-winning diplomat, known for his uncompromising integrity, statesmanship, and ability to defuse even the most hostile situations. Dozens of wars worldwide have been averted or ended because of him. He has been an ambassador to dozens of countries, has visited every country in the world at least once, and is rumored to speak almost 75 languages (most, but not all, fluently). He is married to Kimiko Ayasugi of the Real Anime Liberation Movement, with whom he has had two children, Katherine and Joshua.

Minister of Justice Chia Neng Lee (37), hard-line right-winger and one of the most virulently anticommunist members of the Cabinet. Taciturn and aloof, he has earned the reputation of being a lone wolf. He very rarely speaks, and is so silent that Calvin Coolidge pales in comparison. Although he is predominantly Hmong, he is related, directly or distantly, to many Asian statesmen, from a variety of countries. Chia is known for his draconian stance on law and order, unconditional devotion to the Generalissimo, zero tolerance for dissent, and extreme brutality toward communists. Having lost over a dozen family members to communism, his hatred of Marxism- and the gleeful, sadistic manner in which he eradicates its followers- should come as a surprise to no one. He is Chief Financial Officer (and a co-founder) of Roach-Busters Pest Control.

Minister of Police Kevin Orozco (45), world-renowned exterminator and a co-founder (and current Chairman of the Board) of Roach-Busters Pest Control. After the Generalissimo seized power, he appointed Orozco as one of the heads of national police. Orozco was renowned for carrying out his work tirelessly, efficiently, and without scruple or peer. He played a highly crucial role in toppling the Saddam Insane dictatorship and restoring the Generalissimo to power. His job is suppressing crime, a job he handles magnificently (the Ministry of Justice deals with political criminals, the Ministry of Police deals with all others). He is one of the Generalissimo's closest friends, as well as one of his most vocal supporters. Though he is quite short (5'2"), he has a youthful, boyish, attractive face, and he is considered by many women to be the most handsome man in Roach-Busters.

Minister of State Security Chris Lynch (38), old friend of the Generalissimo, and a key player in the coup that toppled Saddam Insane's totalitarian dictatorship. As a former chief of the Secret Police, a top-ranking B.A.D.G.E. executive, and a former Royal Guardsman, Lynch has extensive knowledge of the inner workings of the police and military, and how to coordinate them to jointly provide the most efficient internal security possible. His job is deterring potential spies, terrorists, foreign agents, etc. from infiltrating Roach-Busters. Thanks to Lynch, espionage, terrorism, and foreign aggression are virtually unheard of in RB.

Minister of Intelligence Aelee Yang (35), the overseer of all Roach-Busterian intelligence operations at home and abroad (think of him as the equivalent of the Director of the CIA). In some ways, he is astonishingly similar to fellow Cabinet member Chia Neng Lee. Both lost many family members to communism (most of Ae's family members died fighting the Pathet Lao in Laos), both are of Hmong descent, and both are ultra-rightists who wage ruthless war against all semblances of dissent. Ae's catch phrase, "The only good communist is a dead one," has become one of the most popular slogans in Roach-Busters.

Minister of Paramilitary Units Carlos LaFrance (39), a hard-line government supporter and ardent advocate of Roach-Busterian military supremacy, believing Roach-Busters should have a highly aggressive and interventionist foreign policy. However, being more of a pragmatist than an idealist, he advocates using paramilitary units, proxy armies, mercenaries, etc. in place of the RB military when needed, so RB's involvement will not be disclosed, and so RB soldiers will not be needlessly placed in danger. He is quite bright, though occasionally a bit reckless and over-zealous. He is an old friend of the Generalissimo, and played a large role in the coup that toppled Saddam Insane.

Minister of Ideological Hygiene Chue Vang (42), the architect of "grand political apartheid," the forcible segregation of Roach-Busterians on the basis of their political views. An ultra-rightist, near-fascist, rabid anticommunist, he is both described as an "ideological fanatic," and "a genius whose intellect is matched by few." A dour, silent, cantankerous figure, he rarely smiles, seldom speaks, and is known for having a violent temper. He is one of the most controversial and polarizing figures in all of Roach-Busters. Of him it was once said, "What Hendrik Verwoerd was to racial segregation, Minister Vang is to political segregation." His I.Q. is 230.

Minister of Propaganda Ally Linda (real name Leni Lindawati) (49), formerly the Generalissimo's personal secretary. Born in East Java, Indonesia, her parents fled Indonesia to escape the dictatorial communist regime of President Sukarno, and settled in Roach-Busters. After Suharto's coup, her family returned to Indonesia, and her parents (and later, her) worked as minor officials in the Indonesian government. After Suharto's regime fell, her family returned to Roach-Busters, where Ally met the Generalissimo, and they became close friends. Her photographic memory, unusual capacity for hard work, minute attention to detail, loyalty, efficiency, and previous work with the former Indonesian government left a strong impression on the Generalissimo, and he appointed her his personal secretary. Their relationship was so close he often referred to her half-jokingly as "an unofficial member of the Cabinet." Later, when Minister of Propaganda Claudia Sandoval resigned her post to become the Generalissimo's new secretary, he appointed Ally as the new Minister of Propaganda. As Minister of Proganda, she oversees the establishment of the Generalissimo's all-pervasive personality cult and ensures that citizens are bombarded with as much pro-government propaganda as possible, as effectively as possible. She is highly successful at her job. Unlike most Indonesians, Ally is a Christian, not a Muslim. Genetic altercations have allowed her to remain physically young (in her case, 24) for the rest of her life, and retain her mesmerizing beauty.

Minister of Information Supa-apha 'Sunny' Dhammanives (25), former Governor-General of Thailand, before it was ceded to MassPwnage. She then became Vice-Minister of Propaganda, prior to the creation of the Ministry of Information, which she was made head of. Her job is carefully reviewing all forms of media, including television shows, films, video games, books, etc., and determining if any content is 'harmful.' The Ministries of Propaganda and Information often collaborate on many things, including content of news on T.V., the radio, and the Internet. As such, she and Ally Linda have become close friends. 'Sunny' was born in Bangkok, Thailand, and is a Buddhist.

Minister of Education Vincent DeLusia (65), former college professor of history, economics, and political science at over a dozen of the world's most prestigious universities. Although predominantly Trinidadian/Tobagonian, his ancestors come from various (mostly francophone) African countries, and he is related, albeit quite distantly, to four African statesmen. He is a genius with an I.Q. estimated to slightly exceed 200. Whatever his I.Q., he is one of the most brilliant men in the world. Though he describes his political views as "progressive," he has little love for leftism, and ardently supports the government's anticommunist stance. DeLusia was influential in compiling the list of outlawed books, and has made Wealth of Nations, The Black Book of Communism, Diary of Anne Frank, and Up From Slavery compulsory reading for all school children. He also helped draft the law making school lessons in political loyalty, anticommunism, and capitalism compulsory for students.

Minister of Economics Jeffrey Priessler (64), former Minister of Finance, a multi-billionaire, the owner of over a dozen multinational corporations worth hundreds of millions of dollars, and one of the richest men in Roach-Busters. His economic views are extremely libertarian, laissez faire, non-governmental-interventionist. The Generalissimo openly credits Priessler, as well as Minister of Finance Scott Storla, with turning Roach-Busters from one of the world's poorest countries to one of the world's richest ones.

Minister of Finance Scott Storla (55), a former businessman and ingenious mathematician, he is like a human calculator, on par with Einstein or Gauss. His exact I.Q. is unknown, but estimates range from just below 180 to over 195. A staunch fiscal conservative, the government's budget is fully managed by him, and under his capable hands, Roach-Busters has become one of the world's wealthiest countries.

Minister of Interior Nick Lynum (37), former zoologist, farmer, safari guide, university professor, and park ranger. He has PhDs in Agriculture, Anatomy, Biology, Botany, Climatology, Ecology, Entomology, Ethology, Herpetology, Horticulture, Ichtyology, Mammalogy, Microbiology, Oceanography, Ornithology, Paleobotany, Paleontology, and Zoology. He is widely hailed as the world's leading expert on plants, animals, and nature. His I.Q. is 223. He has studied animals all around the world, from lions in Africa to tigers in India to kangaroos in Australia to penguins in Antarctica to whales in the ocean. He has authored dozens of scholarly tomes, thousands of pages in length with hundreds of bibliographic references and tens of thousands of footnotes, about the environment (mostly proving global warming is a hoax), animals, plants (mostly horticulture), etc., as well as a book over 15,000 pages long proving evolution is a hoax. Nick's job is mainly advising the government on environmental policies, such as protection of endangered species, nature preservation, etc. and also owns the Lynum Wildlife Park, located in the Amazon Rainforest.

Minister of Tourism Pyu Yuko (22), a Thai native and recipient of a PhD in Ecotourism. Due to her extremely youthful appearance and stunning beauty, she is among the most famous and easily recognizable Cabinet members in Roach-Busters. Young but brilliant, she is the overseer of RB's robust tourism industry, which, under her skillful management, brings RB billions of dollars every year. She is a Buddhist.

Minister of Colonial Affairs Jurilyn 'Eryn' Devero (52), the Generalissimo's best friend, next to Calvin Cyprian, Jr., of course. Born in Dumaguete City, Negros Oriental, Philippines, she is a devout, deeply religious Roman Catholic and staunch anticommunist. She officially oversees the state of affairs of RB's overseas territories and advises the Generalissimo on their management, and performs her job exceptionally well. She is one of the most beautiful women in Roach-Busters. State-of-the-art genetic altercations allow her to retain her youthful appearance and remain physically young (in her case, 26) for the rest of her life.

Minister of Culture Aileen Jao (52), a Filipina native and friend of the Generalissimo's. She is Roman Catholic and quite beautiful, one of the most attractive women in Roach-Busters. She is married with two children. Like the late First Lady and other Cabinet members, she is physically young (26) thanks to genetic altercations, and will remain so until the day she dies. Her job is promoting Roach-Busterian culture and making Roach-Busterians of all ages aware and proud of their heritage as well as encouraging interest in other cultures and promoting non-racialism and respect for people of all colors and religions.

Minister of Aeronautics and Military Science Mark 'Adam' Baum (59), husband of the Generalissimo's second cousin and a close friend of the Generalissimo. He is the inventor of hundreds of the most advanced, cutting-edge, state-of-the-art weapons, vehicles, computers, and other technology, in the world. He has won dozens of prizes, at home and abroad, for his remarkable achievements. He ensures that the RB military remains well-stocked with first-rate, second-to-none weapons and equipment. With an I.Q. of 263, he is the most intelligent person in Roach-Busters.

Minister of Health Virgil Nelson (82), highly-decorated American war hero of WWII and great-great uncle of the Generalissimo. During WWII, he served as an Army surgeon, and saved dozens of lives, accomplishing miracles and medical feats unrivalled in the history of surgery. Many soldiers that would have become KIA if operated by lesser men survived, and most made full recoveries. After the war, Virgil became a surgeon in some of the best hospitals in the world. He later emigrated to Roach-Busters, where most of his family lived, and continued his practice there. He later became Minister of Health upon the resignation (and return to Thailand) of Dr. Poj Theveenugul, brother of the late Thiensiri Theveenugul-Latimer.

Special Assistant to the President for National Security Affairs Christine 'Tin' Peralta (39), one of the Generalissimo's very best friends (along with Calvin Cyprian, Jr. and Jurilyn Devero) as well as one of his most loyal and dependable advisors. Born in Davao City, Philippines in 1965, she is a deeply pious Christian who is devoutly religious, has memorized almost the entire Bible, and has attended church every Sunday of her life, regardless of the circumstances. One of the most influential and important of the Generalissimo's advisors, she advises him on everything from international affairs to military strategy to border security. She is zealously patriotic, extremely sharp and cunning, and highly intelligent and well-educated. A stunningly beautiful woman, like the First Lady she has undergone extensive genetic altercations so she would remain physically young (in her case, 20 years old) for the rest of her life.

Claudia Sandoval (46), the Generalissimo's personal secretary. Her main role is arranging the Generalissimo's schedule, keeping things in order, and advising him on certain matters. Though she herself is apolitical, she is one of his closest and most loyal advisors, as well as one of his closest friends. Originally from Mexico, she is a devout Roman Catholic. What makes her especially famous is her diminutive stature (she is only 4'8"). Like the First Lady and the Generalissimo's female Cabinet members, she will never age physically, and will remain physically young until the day she dies, thanks to genetic altercations.

Field Marshal Cody Jennings (50), Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Standing a whopping 6'7", and weighing over 350 lb. (all of it pure muscle), Jennings is not a man to mess with. He was a quarterback in high school as well as college, captain of his high school wrestling team and later college wrestling team, and is a former boxing champion who won dozens of international boxing competitions. He once fought over twelve burly, knife-wielding men to a standstill without even the slightest effort. When he was in the Army, he once took out two enemy platoons single-handedly with only a handful of grenades, a few bullets, and a prayer. His catchphrase is, "Don't piss me off." During RB's war for independence against the communists, part of his arm was blown off by an enemy RPG-7; he replaced it with a prosthetic arm, until 2005, when Mark "Adam" Baum replaced it with a bionic arm.

General James LeDuc (61), five-star General and Chief of Staff of the Army (including the Royal Guard). J.L.'s adopted uncle. Born in South Korea, he was orphaned as a young boy, and adopted by J.L.'s grandparents in RB. James joined the Marines at the age of nineteen and rose rapidly, eventually becoming a top-ranking general renowned for his cunning strategy, uncompromising integrity, and utmost care for his men. He provided crucial support to his nephew, J.L., during the civil war/coup that toppled the Marxist government. Although he subscribes to neoconservative views, his militant anticommunism, devout patriotism, unswerving loyalty, and brilliance in military strategy more than make him qualified for his job.

Admiral Terrel Fitten (46), Chief of Staff of the Navy. The fraternal twin brother of Terris Fitten and the son of Admiral Terry Fitten, he is an old friend of the Generalissimo's. Along with his brother and father, he is considered one of the most competent naval tacticians of all time. He is an uncompromising anticommunist and a firm believer in the Patriot Party.

General Calvin Cyprian, Sr. (68), Chief of Staff of the Air Force. A top gun and popular air ace known for his charisma, strong appeal to the ladies, unparalleled sense of humor, and staggeringly high intellect, he was later tried and convicted of treason for his anticommunist views; he barely escaped the country with his life, and was forced to leave behind his wife and child (the current Prime Minister). Once abroad, he became a mercenary pilot who devoted his life to fighting against communists. He fought for the Ravens in Laos, the Portuguese in Angola and Mozambique (against the MPLA and FRELIMO), and later alongside UNITA, after the Portuguese abandoned Angola and the Marxists took over. He remained with UNITA for twenty-seven years, until his very close friend Jonas Savimbi's death. In 2004, he returned to Roach-Busters and participated in the coup that brought J.L. to power. J.L. appointed him Chief of Staff of the Air Force shortly afterwards.

Calvin Cyprian III (24), Director of B.A.D.G.E. The son of the Prime Minister and his wife, Calvin III (or "Cal" as his friends call him) is a studious, scrupulous, hard-working young man known for completing even the most difficult tasks with efficiency, accuracy, and speed. His youth belies an ingenious mind. He graduated from the Roach-Busters Governmental Academy of Espionage Tactics at the top of his class. He is known as one of the most ardent and vocal supporters of the government (not just because his father is a member of it).

Field Marshal Dr. Donny Ray Pearson, Jr. "D.J." (36), General of the Royal Guard. The younger half-brother of the Generalissimo (they have the same mother, but different fathers), D.J. is a prominent politician belonging to the highest echelon of the Patriot Party, and is a former mayor of RB City. He is also the former Regent of Hennepin County (before RB moved to South America). A former paleontologist, he has PhDs in Paleontology, Archaeology, Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Botany, Paleobotany, Anatomy, Physics, and Oceanography. He served in the military as a young man for several years, so he could go to college. He served for a total of 8 years, from age 16 to age 24, and gained a reputation as a true man of his word, a man with an almost limitless capacity for hard work, and an efficient, loyal soldier and tactical genius. Years later, after retiring from being a professor of paleontology at Roach-Busters National University, the Generalissimo nominated him to be General of the Royal Guard, citing D.J.'s excellent service years earlier. D.J., a tried-and-true, die-hard patriot, was only too happy to oblige.

Field Marshal Chad Vang (40), General of the Army. Of Hmong descent, he comes from a fervidly anticommunist family which fought with much determination and ferocity against the communists in Laos, before their betrayal by the U.S. His lifelong hatred of communism spurred him on in 2004, when he gathered several thousand anticommunist Hmong and formed a paramilitary force which united with the other resistance factions and the Generalissimo's armed forces and staged the successful coup d'etat. Chad, a long-time friend of the Generalissimo's, was later made Commander of Roach-Busters Southeast Asian Military Forces. Upon the retirement (and return to Irondin) of Shaun Churchman, he was promoted to General of the Army.

Admiral Terry Fitten (74), Grand Admiral of the Roach-Busters Navy. A brilliant, ingenious tactician renowned for his unpredictable, original, and highly innovative strategies, he is almost unanimously regarded as one of the greatest naval commanders and experts on naval warfare in world history. Staggeringly intelligent and highly educated, he has authorized dozens of tomes on RB history, the history of naval warfare, as well as his own memoirs. Prior to the collapse of the United States, he served in that country's navy with bravery and distinction during the Vietnam War. He played a crucial role in the 2005 coup d'etat against the totalitarian communist government. He is the father of Terris and Terrel Fitten and an old friend of Calvin Cyprian, Sr.

General Aaron Lynum (39), older brother of Nick Lynum and General of the Roach-Busters Royal Air Force, "Red Wings." He is one of the greatest aces in history, rivalling even the Red Baron. His squadron has never lost a battle, and often achieves a 40 to 1 kill ratio in battle against the enemy. He has shot down over 400 enemy planes in his lifetime.

Field Marshal Jacob Lambert (46), General of Roach-Busters Colonial Military Forces. Field Marshal Lambert has a long, fruitful, colorful military career. He served in the Foreign Legion for several years (in over twenty countries abroad), the Airmobile Infantry, the Airborne Infantry, and later, the Royal Guard. He is among the most highly-decorated men in the military and is widely regarded as an excellent strategist. He now oversees the command of all RB military forces abroad, both in RB colonies and allied nations.

General Hageh Kamara (43), Commander of Paramilitary Operations. Born in Monrovia, Liberia, his family fled the country to escape the dictatorial regime of Samuel Kanyon Doe. They moved listlessly through West Africa for awhile, before moving to Roach-Busters (not knowing it was under communism). During the 2004 coup, Hageh commanded a paramilitary guerrilla force composed of Liberian-Roach-Busterians which gained a reputation for efficiency and ruthlessness in battle. His performance garnered the attention of the new head of state, Generalissimo J.L., who appointed Hageh Commander of Paramilitary Operations.

General Hussein Jama (35), Commander of the Popular Regional Forces. Born in Mogadishu, Somalia in 1970, Hussein is a deeply pious Muslim, but a moderate one. His devout religious beliefs make him a militant foe of communism, and in his teens he staunchly opposed the pro-Soviet regime of Mohammed Siad Barre, and later participated in the 1991 coup that deposed him. During Operation Restore Hope, he joined with U.S. forces in fighting Somali warlords, which endeared him to the Americans, who in gratitude brought him to start a new life in what was left of the U.S. He learned of the rampant human rights abuses being committed by the communists in Roach-Busters, and decided to move there, where he would join with guerrilla forces opposing the regime. He was one of the most vocal and enthusiastic supporters of the 2004 coup d'etat, and helped the coup succeed by staging an attack near the presidential palace, diverting the communists' attention from J.L.'s forces (at that point, outnumbered) and giving him time to rally more troops and join with guerrillas and paramilitary forces. He was awarded the Medal of Valor by the new government and made a general. He now oversees the training and command of the Popular Regional Forces.

Rene Rodriguez (Pope Paul VII) (48), Pope of the Roach-Busters Roman Catholic Church. Originally from Mexico, he emigrated to RB as a young man. Wanting to study theology, but low on funds, he joined the military, where he advanced rapidly. To his surprise, he found life in the military quite pleasurable, and remained there for many years, eventually becoming a general. Later, while on leave, he attended a seminary and became a priest. Afterwards, his close friend Generalissimo J.L. appointed him Pope.

Field Marshal Shaun Churchman (36), former General of the Army (excluding the Royal Guard). Born in Irondin in 1969, he emigrated to Roach-Busters as a teenager, and during the years RB was under communism (1984-2004), he led one of many underground resistance movements that fought the government. A phenomenal military strategist and expert in both conventional and unconventional warfare, he was one of the most elusive and feared of the anti-government leaders, and the Marxist authorities hatched dozens of plans to capture him, all of which failed. His small bands of guerrillas often fought entire Army battallions to a standstill, with minimal casualties. During the 2004 coup d'etat, his forces joined with the Generalissimo to oust the communist government. He led the Roach-Busters Army 1st Infantry Division to victory in the war against Socialist Cockroaches, was later appointed commander of all Roach-Busterian forces in Irondin, and later, after Saddam Insane's coup, he went underground and helped foment resistance which successfully toppled Insane. For all his years of distinguished military service, he was made General of the Army, until his retirement. He has since returned to Irondin, where he now serves as ceremonial head of government and commander of the Irondinian armed forces, though he remains a close friend of the Generalissimo and a staunch ally of Roach-Busters.

General Ardeshir Nassiri (70), four-star general and supreme commander of all Roach-Busterian forces stationed in Parthia. He has a tattoo on his lower back that says "Death to the enemies of Ahura Mazda," and a tattoo on his left bicep of the former Iranian coat of arms (during the time of the Pahlavi dynasty). Born in Iran, he is a citizen of both Roach-Busters and Parthia. Both of his parents were SAVAK agents in Iran, and Nassiri himself closely considered following in their footsteps, but opted instead to join the Iranian Army. He won fame for his suppression of revolts led by extremist Muslims and communists. The Parthian government later stationed him in RB; he liked the country so much, he decided to stay, and chose to be a citizen of both countries. He speaks fluent English, Thai, Farsi, Filipino, Arabic, Hebrew, Japanese, Tagalog, and Cebuano. He is married and has seven children and sixteen grandchildren. He was named in honor of Shah Ardeshir of Parthia.

Sassan Pahlavi (30), RB ambassador to Parthia. He is a second cousin of General Ardeshir Nassiri.

Jamere Brown (22), RB ambassador to Generic empire.

Shirley Borman (34), RB ambassador to Borman Empire.

Dean McCarthy (42), member of the Patriot Party, former Senator, and current ambassador to Doomingsland.

Károlos Papadopoulos (29), RB ambassador to Nikolaos the Great.

Ister Ali (25), RB ambassador to Ottoman Khaif. Somali-born and a devout (but moderate) Muslim.

Scott Lepper (51), cousin of the Generalissimo and ambassador to Irondin.

Sheng Khang (20), ambassador to Shenyang. A former prostitute and wildly popular porn star, she was arrested at the age of 16 and sentenced to ten years' community service (prostitution and pornography are both illegal in RB). She decided to work as a secretary in the RB embassy in Shenyang, where she earned a reputation as a hard worker, and impressed J.L. so much he later appointed her ambassador. Though she still wears suggestive, provocative outfits, she has renounced her "old life," is now the doting mother of a three-year-old daughter born out of wedlock, and has vowed to never have sex again before marriage. Her measurements are 36DD-24-34. She holds the world record for the most times someone has had sex in 24 hours (1,500) and the most partners ever (100,000+).

Otto Farmer (40), former nuclear physics researcher and current ambassador to Farmina.

Lonnie Marcus (24), a half-human, half-vampire and ambassador to The Transylvania.

Farnham Lyme (37), ambassador to Green Sun.

Max Ercassam (27), former assassin and current ambassador to Ruthless Slaughter.

Dr. Phil Somoza (42), Ph.D., former psychologist and failed talk-show host, he is a Nicaraguan immigrant to RB. He is a devout Roman Catholic and speaks fluent English, Thai, Farsi, Filipino, and Spanish. He is the current RB ambassador to The Lightning Star.

William Johnson (32), ambassador to Holy Paradise.

Dr. Curtis Connors (37), former ambassador to Pacitalia. He served as a surgeon in the Army, but lost part of his arm in a battle and retired. He then became a scientist, studying reptiles (specifically, the ability of lizards to regenerate) and hoping to devise a serum that would allow humans to regenerate. However, he was interrupted in the middle of his research by his assignment to Pacitalia as ambassador. He was later declared persona non grata. He has since resumed his studies.

Stu Riley (40), ambassador to Kordo.

Asami Fusegi (22), ambassador to the Reunited States of America/The Real ALM. Ranked 2nd Most Beautiful Roach-Busterian by RB People magazine.

Jake Long (13), ambassador to MassPwnage.

Monica Baccam (35), ambassador to Moronyicka. She is the daughter of Laotian immigrants who fled Laos during the Pathet Lao takeover. She and J.L. briefly dated years ago, but are now just friends.

Jasmine Borrega (24), ambassador to Jagonia. Extremely beautiful, she is of Philippine origin and is a friend of the Generalissimo's.

Terry Sarzo (28), former ambassador to Sarzonia, until President Mike Sarzo declared him persona non grata.

Logan Rativral (59), ambassador to Layarteb.

Yvonne Marcus (22), ambassador to Ybronneb.

Eve Yang (21), ambassador to Jordaxia.

Eunice Villanueva (25), close friend of the Generalissimo and current ambassador to Japanese Antarctica. She is Filipina.

Jared Flint (29), ambassador to Avadria.

First Lady Thiensiri 'Jub' Theveenugul-Latimer (Deceased), second wife of the Generalissimo. She was born in Bangkok, Thailand (thus, Thai is her first language) and met the Generalissimo when he was 19 and she was 21. They married a year later, and she moved to Roach-Busters. She has PhDs in Culinary Arts, Asian Culture, Roach-Busterian Culture, Ecotourism, Asian History, Roach-Busterian History, and Thai History. She is 5'1", 119 lb. Her blood type is B. Her birthdate is June 2, 1957. Her I.Q. is 149 and her religion is Buddhism. Thanks to cutting-edge medical technology devised by Mark "Adam" Baum and her brother (the Minister of Health) Poj Theveenugul, she is physically 22 years old and will never age. Hence, she not only looked 22, but her body is the same as it was when she was 22, and will remain so until the day she dies. She is almost unanimously considered to be the most beautiful woman in Roach-Busters.

Saddam Insane (Deceased), former dictator of Roach-Busters. A member of the (now defunct) Warmonger Party and secret ally of the Red Dragons, he staged a bloody coup d'etat in the middle of a presidential election, and seized control of Roach-Busters, establishing a totalitarian, Stalinist dictatorship that imprisoned, tortured, and slaughtered millions of people, made RB an international pariah, and decimated RB's economy. A coalition of disgruntled civilians, exiled RB soldiers, and RB's close allies toppled Insane, executed him, and returned J.L. to power.

General Creighton Eastmoreland (Deceased), former dictator of Roach-Busters. One of the highest-ranking generals in RB history, he fought with great distinction and bravery as the supreme commander of RB forces in the Holy Paradisian Civil War. Later, however, he embraced radical political views, ousted the Generalissimo in a bloodless coup, and became an unpopular, ultra-leftist tyrant whose reign was bloody and short-lived. After being deposed in a counter-coup, he was executed by Roach-Busterian and Parthian authorities.

Captain Erik Swoverland (Deceased), war criminal. After an earthquake devastated RB City and took thousands of lives, Captain Erik Swoverland was appointed military governor of one of the city's districts. Thoroughly corrupt and rapacious, he personally pilfered most of the foreign aid that was sent to his district for the relief effort. Once his actions were discovered, he seized a school hostage and killed several children, demanding that he be allowed to leave the country in peace, in return for the childrens' safety. He was finally captured by Borman soldiers, put on trial, and executed by Doomingslandian mercenary/bounty hunter/assassin Skar.

Eva Lui (Deceased), first wife of Generalissimo J.L. She was born in Hong Kong. Sadly, she died of a serious illness just a few months after she and the Generalissimo were married.

Ian Abram 'Bram' Perth (?), professional assassin and founder, director, president, CEO, and CFO of Killkwik Corporation, an enigmatic, multi-trillion dollar company which offers its services to the highest bidder, killing whoever the employer wants. Naturally, Perth and his company tend to favor whoever is the wealthiest, and whoever pays the most. He is apolotical, is not a legal citizen of any country, and is 100% neutral, willing to work for literally anyone and willing to kill literally anyone, as long as the price is right. Little is known about Perth himself. Various sources list his birthplace as either Tokyo, Japan; Baghdad, Iraq; Algiers, Algeria; Pretoria, South Africa; Buenos Aires, Argentina; New York City; or Perth, Australia (most believe he is from here; it is also speculated that his surname, Perth, is actually a pseudonym). All that is known is that he is a white male with a bionic infra-red eye. His personal life, family life, etc., remain shrouded in mystery. His height is estimated to be between 6' and 6'6", and his weight is estimated to between 175 and 225 lb. What is known, however, is that he is an expert marksman who never misses his target, a deadly martial artist with dozens of blackbelts from a variety of martial arts styles, and an extremely strong man physically, capable of ripping out a man's heart with his bare hand without even trying. He is also extremely smart, able to speak almost 100 languages (70 of them fluently), and is a brilliant actor, able to speak these different languages with the accent, fluency, and subtlety of a native.

Morton 'Hoggie' Weldstan (64), former congressman and ex-leader of the Moderate Party (renamed the United Federal Party). He was known for his powerful oratorical skills, hot temper, extreme obstinance, and unequivocal opposition to every single one of the Generalissimo's policies. He was eventually imprisoned for alleged subversion.

Dr. Haldore Huggins (70), former Roach-Busters University Professor of International Relations. He is the author of over fifty books on Roach-Busterian foreign policy, and has lectured at hundreds of college campuses worldwide. His past record as a heavy drinker and womanizer, as well as allegations that he is a communist agent, make him unpopular among right-wingers. He is known for his blunt, laconic, concise lectures, his outspoken and unequivocal opposition to the Generalissimo J.L. regime, and his membership in the Movement for Democracy in Roach-Busters organization. He has been married six times, has one daughter, and is one of the most controversial and divisive figures in RB history. He is currently in exile in Nellisland.

Dr. Norm Chompski (75), professor of linguistics at the Managua Institute of Technology (MIT) and an outspoken, highly controversial political activist famous (or infamous, depending on one's perspective) for his extremist left-wing views, scathing denunciations of Roach-Busterian foreign policy, and his boldly outspoken hostility and opposition to the RB government. He has authored many books, including The Chompski Reader, Imperial Aspirations, What Papa J.L. Really Wants, Rogue Nations, and Hegemony or Survival: Roach-Busters's Quest for Global Dominance. He has been arrested, detained, and harrassed dozens of times over the years by the government, and is almost unanimously hated by Roach-Busterians. Many times he nearly died at the hands of angry mobs. Ironically, it was intervention on the part of the government that has kept him alive all these years, as the government fears the possibility of him dying and becoming a martyr. However, the condition of his protection was that he refrain from political activism. For many years he seemed to comply, when he was actually busy working on his newest project, Hegemony or Survival, which was published abroad and illegally distributed throughout Roach-Busters. He is currently awaiting trial on charges of high treason.

Ronald 'Ron' Trafton (85), multi-trillionaire and CEO of Roach-Busters Naval Yards Storefront, Inc. He is the #1 supplier of the RB military and was the best friend of the Generalissimo's late grandfather.

Walter Krankheit (71), anchorman of Roach-Busters National News Network. The repicient of several prizes for excellence in journalism, he enjoys high ratings and soaring popularity. He is acclaimed for his concise, honest, accurate, unbiased reporting, his plain-spokenness, and his inoffensive, middle-of-the-road political views.

Amanda Cyprian (maiden name Howard) (36), wife of Prime Minister Calvin Cyprian and an ex-super model. She is 5'3", 100 lb., and has brown hair and brown eyes. Her measurements are 34C-23-33.

Amelia Featherston (0), daughter of Rinoa and Jake Featherston. Granddaughter of Generalissimo J.L. and the First Lady.

Katherine Moua (0), daughter of Chong Moua and Kimiko A. Moua.

Joshua Moua (0), son of Chong Moua and Kimiko A. Moua, fraternal twin brother of Katherine. Named in honor of the Generalissimo.

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Jeffrey Priessler (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/Jeffrey_Priessler.jpg)

Nick Lynum (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/Dr_Lynum.jpg)

Pyu Yuko (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/Pyu_Yuko.jpg)

Jurilyn Devero (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/Jurilyn_Devero.jpg)

Aileen Jao (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/Aileen_Jao.jpg)

"Adam" Baum (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/Adam_Baum.jpg)

Virgil Nelson (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/Virgil_Nelson.jpg)

Christine Peralta (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/Christine_Peralta.jpg)

Cody Jennings (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/Cody.jpg)

Terrel Fitten (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/Terrel_Fitten.jpg)

Calvin Cyprian, Sr. (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/Calvin_Cyprian_Sr.jpg)

Aaron Lynum (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/Aaron_Lynum.jpg)

RB City (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/RB_City.jpg)

RB City (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/RB_City2.jpg)

RB City (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/RB_City3.jpg)

RB City (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/RB_City4.jpg)

The Generalissimo's Personality Cult


The Evening News

Everyday at 6:00 P.M., nearly every Roach-Busterian, man, woman, and child, turned on the TV to watch Roach-Busters National News Network, which proudly boasted that it was "the most trusted name in government-approved news." Before the news began, a brief cinema, only a few minutes long, was shown.

On the TV screen were shown snapshots of starving, overworked inmates slaving away in gulags, massacred, mutilated bodies outside concentration camps, cities set aflame and ravaged by chaos, crime, and lawlessness. People, old and young, eroded by disease. Emaciated, skeletal figures dropping dead of hunger in the middle of shoddy, unpaved roads. Children disabled by landmines. A gloating tyrant swimming in a pool of gold coins, while his slaves were whipped, beaten, and humiliated.

On the screen, these solemn words appeared, accompanied by a haunting musical score: THIS IS A ROACH-BUSTERS WITHOUT GENERALISSIMO J.L.

Then, a pillar of light blasted through the dark, sinister overhead clouds, and suffused the land in a shimmering, gentle glow of hope. Descending from the heavens, emanating an aura of invincibility, was Generalissimo J.L., who landed on the ground, and spread his arms apart, causing all those with vile hearts to disintegrate in a bloodless burst of golden stardust. The Generalissimo slowly waved his hand, and there was a brilliant white light. When it faded, all citizens found themselves well-clothed, their ailments cured, their flimsy shacks replaced with clean, modest, air-conditioned homes, well stocked with food, clean water, and medicine. People fell on their knees and bowed to the Generalissimo who smiled modestly, and said, "Do not bow to me. I am only doing my duty. I am only doing what is right." The people rose, but still their eyes took on a hue of idolatry, of worship. The Generalissimo silently made his way into the city, where he snapped his fingers, and, in a heartbeat, turned the rat-infested, crime-ridden, decrepit, disease-ridden hellhole into a scrupulously clean, crime-free, disease-less, robust city, full of immense skyscrapers, happy and healthy people, expensive cars, and sunshine all around. Communists withered to dusts. The Generalissimo then confronted the unnamed dictator, who drew a machine gun. He began firing. All the bullets ricocheted off the Generalissimo, hitting the dictator and filling him full of lead. He collapsed into a bloody heap, the last of his life fading from his body. The Generalissimo was greeted by huge parades, with citizens waving flags, girls swooning, children giggling.

The following words appeared: THIS IS A ROACH-BUSTERS WITH GENERALISSIMO J.L.

The camera zoomed in on a cute, chubby-cheeked, buck-toothed four-year-old boy with a face dotted with freckles and carrot-colored hair. "I'm proud to have Generalissimo J.L. as my leader," he said, with unabashed glee.

As the screen faded, a final message appeared: LIFE IS SWELL, WITH GENERALISSIMO J.L.

Once the message faded, the evening news came on.



City Life

In every city, large and small, 8 out of 10 billboards featured the Generalissimo's portrait. He was always shown in his military attire, beaming like a proud father. Various billboards had messages saying, "Papa J.L. loves his children very, very much"; "Smile! The Generalissimo is watching"; "Generalissimo J.L. is your friend." Some portraits showed the Generalissimo, with the afore-mentioned red-headed boy in his lap. In a cartoon bubble, the kid was saying, "I love you, Generalissimo J.L.!"

Most stores, banks, museums, movie theaters, orchestra halls, sports stadiums, etc. prominently displayed the Generalissimo's portrait as well.

Every five minutes, loudspeakers would blare, "Smile! The Generalissimo is watching," "Generalissimo J.L. is your friend," or "Papa J.L. loves his children very, very much."



School

In every school, from preschool to college, whether the school was public or private, students were required to pledge allegiance to Generalissimo J.L. at the beginning of the day, right before recess, right after recess, and before going home. Every student was required to wear a school uniform which was an exact duplicate of the Generalissimo's signature military attire, except with a small lapel bearing his portrait was added. Each textbook, whether the subject was math, science, history, or English, showed a picture of a smiling Generalissimo J.L. on the front, with the message: "Papa J.L. loves his children very, very much."



Government

Like school children, all government officials, whether they were congressmen, military officials, or whatever, were also required to wear 'uniforms,' with lapels of the Generalissimo's portrait. Like children, they were also required to pledge allegiance to the Generalissimo four times every work day. However, unlike children, they were also required to salute every portrait of the Generalissimo that they passed.



Other

Citizens were required by law to own at least one portrait of the Generalissimo.

Among the Generalissimo's official titles were: Father of the Nation; Savior of Mankind; Supreme Combatant; Invincible Warrior; Grand Designer; Great Strategist; Dearly Beloved Leader; and Loving Papa.

Roach-Busters Armed Forces High Command
Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces: Generalissimo J.L.
Minister of War: Lester Lindsey
Minister of the Navy: Terris Fitten
Minister of Paramilitary Units: Carlos LaFrance
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff: Field Marshal Cody Jennings
Chief of Staff of the Army: General James LeDuc
Chief of Staff of the Navy: Admiral Terrel Fitten
Chief of Staff of the Air Force: General Calvin Cyprian, Sr.
Director of B.A.D.G.E.: Calvin Cyprian III
General of the Royal Guard: Field Marshal D.J. Pearson
General of the Army: Field Marshal Chad Vang
Grand Admiral of the Navy: Admiral Terry Fitten
General of the Air Force: General Aaron Lynum
General of Roach-Busters Colonial Military Forces: Field Marshal Jacob Lambert
Commander of Paramilitary Operations: General Hageh Kamara
Commander of the Popular Regional Forces: General Hussein Jama


Issue equipment:

Assault rifle - M-31A1 Advanced Lightweight Assault Rifle (except the Royal Guard Super Elite Infantry, which uses the GIR-47 Heavy Assault Rifle)
Sidearm - M-12 .45 Caliber Automatic Pistol
Advanced marksman's rifle - M-14S 7.62mm Rifle
Machine gun - M60 7.62mm Machine Gun
Grenade launcher - M203X 40mm Belt-Fed Grenade Launcher
Squad Automatic Weapon - DMG-30 SAW
Standard weapon for all vehicle crews, pilots, etc. - MP-1 PHX "Fearless" Sub-Machine Gun
Body armor - LSI-PPA-05 Tactical Armor (except for the RG Super Elite Infantry, which uses the Mk I Assault Battle Suit)
Face protection - Ballistic/Laser Protective Spectacles


Praetorian Guard

5 Praetorian Guard Squads (each made up of 9 regular Praetorian Guardsmen and 1 Commander)

The Praetorian Guard is an elite team of super-soldiers whose sole purpose is to protect Generalissimo J.L. from harm. They are not part of the military, and thus never participate in combat operations, nor are they ever deployed to a battlefield. However, because they are so unfathomably powerful, they deserve inclusion here. Each of them wears bionic armor that is immune to heat and cold, fireproof, resistant to almost all chemicals, and is radiation-proof and disease-proof. Moreover, the armor enhances the strength of its wearer almost 250%, and increases speed, reflexes, and agility by approximately 25%. The armor is bulletproof, and nothing less than a .75 caliber gun can damage it. The armor is also equipped with tasers, steel lassoes, jetpacks, flamethrowers (hidden in the wrists), and launchers that can shoot tear gas, concussion grenades, poison gas, etc. Each member of the Praetorian Guard was among the top 1% of the Royal Guard Super Elite Infantry and each has an I.Q. no lower than 175. Praetorian Guardsmen are armed with the .99 caliber RB-85 "Doomsday" double-barrel automatic rifle.

A picture of some Praetorian Guardsmen (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/the_jury.jpg) (the one in the center is a Commander)

1st Squad="Exterminators"
2nd Squad="Pest Control"
3rd Squad="Bane of Insects"
4th Squad="Roaches' Worst Nightmare"
5th Squad="Bug Squishers"


Royal Guard units (total of 2,644,700 soldiers, if you include medics, vehicle crews, artillery crews, vehicle repairmen, etc.) (note: The name 'Royal Guard' is from Final Fantasy IV)

30 Royal Guard Armored Infantry Divisions (each made up of 15,000 grenadiers, 450 DM-41A1 Caeser MBTs, 1,250 G-120 APCs, 1,250 M35A1 Testudo Next Generation IFVs, 200 M109A6 'Paladin' self-propelled howitzers, 200 M-48 Chapparral Mobile SAM Launchers, 200 Munich Mobile Anti-tank Vehicles, 500 Incinérateur 155mm Rapid Fire Artillery, and 300 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)

1st Division="Shaun Churchman" (drawn from Irondinians)
2nd Division="Arctic Fury" (drawn from Irondinians)
3rd Division="Shah Khosru III" (drawn from Parthians)
4th Division="Shah Ardeshir" (drawn from Parthians)
5th Division="Ahura Mazda's Faithful" (drawn from Parthians)
6th Division="Persepolis" (drawn from Parthians)
7th Division="Bane of Ahriman" (drawn from Parthians)
8th Division="Ahura Mazda's Vengeance" (drawn from Parthians)
9th Division="Shah's Chosen" (drawn from former SAVAK agents)
10th Division="Shah's Faithful" (drawn from former Immortals)
11th Division="Emperor Alexei" (drawn from Generians)
12th Division="Emperor Antonius" (drawn from Generians)
13th Division="Emperor Kazatmiru" (drawn from Generians)
14th Division="Emperor Helldawg" (drawn from Doomingslandians)
15th Division="Emperor Maximus" (drawn from Doomingslandians)
16th Division="Skar" (drawn from former members of Skar Tactical, Inc.)
17th Division="Emperor Bhalk" (drawn from Bormans)
18th Division="Prehistoric Terror" (drawn from former Dinosaurs/elite Borman soldiers)
19th Division="Terminix" (drawn from exterminators)
20th Division="Iron Fist of Orkin" (drawn from exterminators)
21st Division="John Holtz" (drawn from Holy Paradisians)
22nd Division="Linfield Hannon" (drawn from Camel Eatersians)
23rd Division="Count JWolf" (drawn from Transylvanians)
24th Division="Enrique Bermudez" (drawn from former Nicaraguan Contras)
25th Division="Adolfo Calero" (drawn from former Nicaraguan Contras)
26th Division="Ricardo Lau" (drawn from former Nicaraguan Contras)
27th Division="Jaime Irving Steidel" (drawn from former Nicaraguan Contras)
28th Division="Oscar Sobalvarro" (drawn from former Nicaraguan Contras)
29th Division="Asunción" (drawn from Paraguayans from Asunción)
30th Division="Puerto Presidente Stroessner" (drawn from Paraguayans from Puerto Presidente Stroessner)


30 Royal Guard Mechanized Infantry Divisions (each made up of 15,000 heavy infantry, 200 DM-41A1 Caeser MBTs, 1,250 G-120 APCs, 1,250 M35A1 Testudo Next Generation IFVs, 2,000 FV511 ICVs, 200 M109A6 'Paladin' self-propelled howitzers, 200 M-48 Chapparral Mobile SAM Launchers, 200 Munich Mobile Anti-tank Vehicles, 500 Incinérateur 155mm Rapid Fire Artillery, and 300 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)

1st Division="Anastasio Somoza Garcia" (named in honor of Anastasio Somoza Garcia)
2nd Division="Luis Somoza Debayle" (named in honor of Luis Somoza Debayle)
3rd Division="Anastasio Somoza Debayle" (named in honor of Anastasio Somoza Debayle)
4th Division="Anastasio Somoza Portocarrero" (named in honor of Anastasio Somoza Portocarrero)
5th Division="Pablo Emilio Salazar" (drawn from former Nicaraguan National Guardsmen)
6th Division="Reynaldo Perez Vega" (drawn from former Nicaraguan National Guardsmen)
7th Division="Ottoman Empire" (drawn from Turks from Ottoman Khaif)
8th Division="Kemal Atatürk" (drawn from Turks from Ottoman Khaif)
9th Division="Demon Slayers" (drawn from descendants of the Bolivian soldiers who killed Che Guevara)
10th Division="San Salvador" (drawn from Salvadorans from San Salvador)
11th Division="Policarpo Paz García" (drawn from descendants of right-wing Honduran guerrillas)
12th Division="Efraín Ríos Montt" (drawn from former members of right-wing Guatemalan death squads)
13th Division="Great Leader Li" (drawn from MassPwnagians)
14th Division="School of the Americas" (drawn from graduates of the School of the Americas)
15th Division="Kimiko Ayasugi Moua" (drawn from former RALM members)
16th Division="Fulgencio Batista" (drawn from anticommunist Cubans)
17th Division="Antonio de Oliveira Salazar" (drawn from Portuguese Brazilians)
18th Division="Francisco Franco" (drawn from South American Spaniards descended from Franco supporters during the Spanish Civil War)
19th Division="Leopoldo Galtieri" (drawn from right-wing Argentinians)
20th Division="2004" (drawn from veterans of the 2004 coup d'etat)
21st Division="Jake Featherston" (drawn from Reunited States of Americans)
22nd Division="José Toribio Merino" (drawn from descendants of Chilean soldiers who participated in the 1973 coup against Salvador Allende)
23rd Division="Roberto D'Aubuisson" (drawn from descendants of right-wing Salvadoran guerrillas who fought against the FMLN)
24th Division="ARENA" (drawn from former members and/or supporters of ARENA)
25th Division="Condor" (drawn from descendants of Operation Condor participants)
26th Division="Luis Pallais" (drawn from Nicaraguans)
27th Division="Sombra Negra" (drawn from former members of Sombra Negra)
28th Division="César Mendoza" (drawn from descendants of Chilean soldiers who participated in the 1973 coup against Salvador Allende)
29th Division="Stronato" (drawn from descendants of Paraguayans who were soldiers during Alfredo Stroessner's rule)
30th Division="Humberto de Alencar Castelo Branco" (drawn from right-wing Brazilians)


20 Royal Guard State Security Divisions (each made up of 15,000 military policemen, 300 DM-41A1 Caeser MBTs, 1,500 Magistrate 2 Heavy Artillery/Nuclear Artillery Cannons, 1,500 Bratwurst Heavy Infantry Guns, 3,000 G-120 APCs, 200 M109A6 'Paladin' self-propelled howitzers, 200 M-48 Chapparral Mobile SAM Launchers, 200 Munich Mobile Anti-tank Vehicles, 500 Incinérateur 155mm Rapid Fire Artillery, and 300 assorted reconnaissance vehicles) (note: their primary purpose is preventing coups, mutinies, slave insurrections, etc. 5 divisions are stationed around the Generalissimo's estate) (note: each division is named after a city the Generalissimo fought in during his lifetime)

1st Division="Mogadishu"
2nd Division="Baidoa"
3rd Division="Oddur"
4th Division="Merca"
5th Division="Beledweyne"
6th Division="Giohar"
7th Division="Baghdad"
8th Division="Fallujah"
9th Division="Algiers"
10th Division="Addis Abada"
11th Division="Aden"
12th Division="Kabul"
13th Division="Managua"
14th Division="León"
15th Division="San Salvador"
16th Division="Priština"
17th Division="Grozny"
18th Division="Luanda"
19th Division="Luena"
20th Division="Maputo"


5 Royal Guard Cavalry Companies (each made up of 100 cavalrymen and horses, RPG-7s, M-72 LAWs, mortars, and assorted light arms and shoulder-mounted weapons) (note: each company is named after an Operation Condor leader)

1st Company="Alfredo Stroessner"
2nd Company="Augusto Pinochet"
3rd Company="Hugo Banzer"
4th Company="Jorge Rafael Videla"
5th Company="Juan María Bordaberry"


9 Royal Guard Special Forces Regiments (each made up of 2,500 special forces, who specialize in fighting in certain climates, terrains, weather, etc., 400 R-1255 Urban Combat Vehicles, 250 MT-280 "Desert Foxes", 250 ST-280 "Arctic Foxes," 100 M109A6 'Paladin' self-propelled howitzers, 100 M-48 Chapparral Mobile SAM Launchers, 100 Munich Mobile Anti-tank Vehicles, 250 Incinérateur 155mm Rapid Fire Artillery, and 150 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)

1st Regiment="Desert Foxes" (specialize in desert warfare)
2nd Regiment="Mountain Men" (specialize in mountain warfare)
3rd Regiment="City Slickers" (specialize in urban warfare)
4th Regiment="Stormtroopers" (specialize in warfare in extreme weather conditions)
5th Regiment="Swamp Foxes" (specialize in warfare in marshes and swamps)
6th Regiment="Arctic Foxes" (specialize in arctic, antarctic, and tundra warfare)
7th Regiment="Forest Fighters" (specialize in warfare in forests)
8th Regiment="Jungle Jims" (specialize in jungle/tropical warfare)
9th Regiment="Night Terrors" (specialize in nocturnal warfare)


6 Royal Guard Super Elite Infantry Divisions (each made up of 15,000 super elite infantry, 1,000 DM-41A1 Caeser MBTs, 500 G-120 APCs, 250 M35A1 Testudo Next Generation IFVs, 250 FV511 ICVs, 500 Magistrate 2 Heavy Artillery/Nuclear Artillery Cannons, 500 Bratwurst Heavy Infantry Guns, 250 M109A6 'Paladin' self-propelled howitzers, 250 M-48 Chapparral Mobile SAM Launchers, 250 Munich Mobile Anti-tank Vehicles, 400 Incinérateur 155mm Rapid Fire Artillery, and 450 assorted reconnaissance vehicles) (note: the soldiers in the Super Elite Royal Guard all graduated among the top 99.9% of their class, and are physically and mentally in top fighting form; only the best of the best make it into the RG Super Elite Infantry. Also, all 6 divisions are stationed around the Generalissimo's estate)

1st Division="Generalissimo J.L."
2nd Division="Thiensiri Theveenugul-Latimer"
3rd Division="Lina Latimer"
4th Division="Anastasio Somoza Latimer"
5th Division="Rinoa Featherston"
6th Division="Alfredo Stroessner Latimer"


Regular Army units

250 Infantry Divisions (each made up of 15,000 heavy infantry, transported by Chevy 750 Technical Trucks and M1035 Hummers, with 200 SSPH 1 Primus self-propelled artillery, 200 M201 towed 200mm howitzers, 100 M-48 Chapparral Mobile SAM Launchers, 100 Incinérateur 155mm Rapid Fire Artillery, and 150 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)

60 Armored Infantry Divisions (each made up of 15,000 grenadiers, 500 DM-41A1 Caeser MBTs, 750 G-120 APCs, 750 M35A1 Testudo Next Generation IFVs, 150 M109A6 'Paladin' self-propelled howitzers, 150 M-48 Chapparral Mobile SAM Launchers, 100 Munich Mobile Anti-tank Vehicles, 250 Incinérateur 155mm Rapid Fire Artillery, and 300 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)

35 Mechanized Infantry Divisions (each made up of 15,000 mechanized infantry, 750 G-120 APCs, 750 M35A1 Testudo Next Generation IFVs, 1,500 FV511 ICVs, 150 M109A6 'Paladin' self-propelled howitzers, 150 M-48 Chapparral Mobile SAM Launchers, 100 Munich Mobile Anti-tank Vehicles, 250 Incinérateur 155mm Rapid Fire Artillery, and 300 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)

50 All-Terrain Tactical Assault Combat Kriegers (ATTACK) Brigades (each made up of 5,000 special operators. Think of them as Green Berets, U.S. Navy SEALs, and Rhodesian Selous Scouts all rolled into one, except trained to a much higher standard. They specialize in fighting on land, in the sea, or in the air, and specialize in maritime insurrection, counter-terrorism operations, and unconventional warfare. They are trained to a much higher standard than any other soldiers in the entire RB military, with the possible exception of the Royal Guard Super Elite Infantry. ATTACK operators are transported by MV-68D Banshee II Light VTOL Transports, provided ground support by 500 assorted artillery [either self-propelled or towed] and 300 reconnaissance vehicles, and provided aerial support by UH-60 Black Hawks and RAH-66 Comanches)

20 Marine Corps Divisions (each made up of 15,000 marines, transported by Chevy 750 Technical Trucks and M1035 Hummers, 1,500 Wolf LAVs, 1,500 IPO-35 Badger Light Scout Vehicles, 200 SSPH 1 Primus self-propelled artillery, 200 M201 towed 200mm howitzers, 100 M-48 Chapparral Mobile SAM Launchers, 100 Incinérateur 155mm Rapid Fire Artillery, and 150 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)

40 Airmobile Infantry Divisions (each made up of 15,000 light infantry, transported by MV-68D Banshee II Light VTOL Transports, with 200 M1078 Standard Cargo Trucks, 200 VBL2/4 Utility Vehicles, 100 M998 Hummers, 200 SSPH 1 Primus self-propelled artillery, 200 M201 towed 200mm howitzers, 100 M-48 Chapparral Mobile SAM Launchers, 100 Incinérateur 155mm Rapid Fire Artillery, and 150 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)

40 Airborne Infantry Divisions (each made up of 15,000 paratroopers, transported by MV-68D Banshee II Light VTOL Transports, provided aerial support by UH-60 Black Hawks and RAH-66 Comanches, and provided ground support by 200 SSPH 1 Primus self-propelled artillery, 200 M201 towed 200mm howitzers, 100 M-48 Chapparral Mobile SAM Launchers, and 100 Incinérateur 155mm Rapid Fire Artillery)

20 Foreign Legion Divisions (each made up of 15,000 paratroopers, transported by MV-68D Banshee II Light VTOL Transports, with 250 CH-54B "Skycrane" Cargo Helicopters, 200 M1078 Standard Cargo Trucks, 200 VBL2/4 Utility Vehicles, 100 M998 Hummers, 150 M109A6 'Paladin' self-propelled howitzers, 150 M-48 Chapparral Mobile SAM Launchers, 100 Munich Mobile Anti-tank Vehicles, 250 Incinérateur 155mm Rapid Fire Artillery, and 300 assorted reconnaissance vehicles, all provided with aerial support by UH-60 Black Hawks and RAH-66 Comanches, and ground support by 500 ATTACK operators)

20 Special Forces Divisions (each made up of 15,000 special forces, transported by Chevy 750 Technical Trucks and M1035 Hummers, with 200 R-1255 Urban Combat Vehicles, 150 MT-280 "Desert Foxes", 150 ST-280 "Arctic Foxes," with 200 SSPH 1 Primus self-propelled artillery, 200 M201 towed 200mm howitzers, 100 M-48 Chapparral Mobile SAM Launchers, 100 Incinérateur 155mm Rapid Fire Artillery, and 150 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)

10 Raptor Platoons (each made up of 30 'Raptors,' super-elite, highly-trained ninjas whose sole purpose is to defend the Generalissimo's castle from any intruders. Each of them is proficient in over 30 types of martial arts, with a black belt in each. Stealthy, silent, deadly, and without scruple or peer in hand-to-hand combat, they are definitely a force to be reckoned with.) Picture of a Raptor (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/Raptor.jpg) Raptors training (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/raptors_training.jpg)

500 Reserve Infantry Divisions (each made up of 15,000 light infantry, transported by Chevy 750 Technical Trucks and M1035 Hummers, with 200 SSPH 1 Primus self-propelled artillery, 200 M201 towed 200mm howitzers, and 250 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)


Other Army units

1,000 Popular Regional Forces Battalions (each made up of 1,000 peasants, trained for about a month, and provided with light arms, rations, ammunition, assorted light transport and reconnaissance vehicles. Their main purpose is to protect rural areas, and they are trained mostly for human wave attacks. Over 85% of the Popular Regional Forces are women, children, the elderly, and others unfit for military service. They are never sent into battle, because again, their main purpose is keeping their homes safe from terrorists.)

100 Shooban Kamikaze Battalions (each made up of 1,000 Shoobans, with explosives attached, who are sent on suicide missions against the enemy)

100 Turta Kamikaze Battalions (each made up of 1,000 Turtas, with explosives attached, who are sent on suicide missions against the enemy)


B.A.D.G.E. (Note: B.A.D.G.E. is both the military arm of the Ministries of Justice, Police, and State Security, and the military's branch of spies, snipers, assassins, etc.; each department is divided up into several branches, each made up of 500 officers)

[b]Department of National Police (DNP): 2,500,000 officers (5,000 branches)
Department of Secret Police (DSP): 75,000 officers (150 branches)
Department of Military Police (DMP): 2,500,000 officers (5,000 branches)
Department of Population Control (DPC): 100,000 officers (200 branches)
Department of Domestic Intelligence (DDI): 7,500 officers (15 branches)
Department of International Intelligence (DII): 225,000 officers (450 branches)
Governmental Espionage Agency (GEA): 5,000 officers (10 branches)
Royal Guard Intelligence Operations Corps (RGIOC): 100,000 officers (200 branches)
A.T.T.A.C.K. Covert Intelligence-Gathering Corps (ACIGC): 25,000 officers (50 branches)
Department of Army Intelligence (DAI): 50,000 officers (100 branches)
Department of Naval Intelligence (DNI): 50,000 officers (100 branches)
Department of Air Force Intelligence (DAFI): 50,000 officers (100 branches)
Department of Enemy Elimination (DEE): 5,000 officers (10 branches)
Bureau for the Repression of Communist Activities (BRCA): 12,000 officers (24 branches)
Department of Thought Reform (DTF): 5,000 officers (10 branches)
Total Number of B.A.D.G.E. officers: 5,709,500 officers (11,419 branches)


Navy
1,250 Dominance-class Trimaran AA destroyers
1,250 Conquest-class Trimaran ASW frigates
10 Imperium-class invasion dreadnaughts
50 Pistrix-class SSANs
100 Hornet-class amphibious assault ships
25 Apostle-class Trimaran large cruisers
25 Guardian-class SSBN/SSGNs
10 Helldawg V-class Trimaran heavy carriers (each with 175 F-78F King Demons Next Generation Air Superiority Fighters)
20 Legionaire-class command dreadnaughts
100 Prowler-class SSNs
40 Alfredo Stroessner class carriers (each with 175 F-45 'Sharkishki' Multi-Role Fighters [Naval Fighter Version])
40 Leopoldo Galtieri class guided missile battleships
5 Zealous class super dreadnaughts
100 Lotam class command battleships
100 Executor class combat logistics ships
15 Gettysburg class guided missile battleships
15 Coral Sea class guided missile light battleships
300 Farragut DDGs
75 CG-59 Volcano class arsenal ships
150 Perrigon class minesweepers
200 Portos class catamarans
60 Texarkana class helicopter carriers (each with 25 AC-10 "Rockhopper Penguin" Attack Helicopters, 25 AC-20 "Penguin" Attack Helicopters, 25 AC-50 "Emperor Penguin" Attack Helicopters, and 25 AC-70 "Mountain Penguin" Scout-Attack Helicopters)
50 Virginia class fast attack submarines
50 Tennessee class conventionally-powered submarines
50 Sea Snake class attack submarines
50 Dolphin class submarines
100 Ohio SSGNs
100 Wasp II class LHDs
300 Saar MK-Vs
300 Rothsky class anti-submarine destroyers
40 Christian Baarnard class hospital ships
10 Tyrant class battleships


Royal Air Force, "Red Wings"
10,000 TSF-66 Hell Hawk Air Superiority Fighters
10,000 TSF-620A "Xeon" Air Superiority Fighters
1,000 TSF-616 "Eidolon" Air Superiority Fighters
1,000 SuF-5 Lion Multi-Role Fighters
1,000 IPO-70 Conqueror Helicopter Gunships
10,000 T-1 Typhoon Heavy Assault Helicopters
1,500 TC-2000 "Dark Nova" Heavy Assault Transport Helicopters
10,000 UH-60 Black Hawks
10,000 RAH-66 Comanches
1,000 MV-68D Banshee II Light VTOL Transports
5,000 F-45 'Sharkishki' Multi-Role Fighters (Naval Fighter version)
5,000 F-45 'Sharkishki' Multi-Role Fighters (Naval Trainer version)
5,000 F-45 'Sharkishki' Multi-Role Fighters (Ground Attack version)
1,500 KC-135 Stratotankers
1,500 KC-10A Extenders
1,500 KC-130 Hercules
1,500 E-3C Sentry Aircraft
2,500 B-2 Spirits
2,500 B-9 Vexore Bombers
2,500 B-9 Sphinxes
3,000 B-47s
3,000 B-52s
1,000 AC-10 "Rockhopper Penguin" Attack Helicopters
1,000 AC-20 "Penguin" Attack Helicopters
10,000 AC-50 "Emperor Penguin" Attack Helicopters
1,000 AC-70 "Mountain Penguin" Scout-Attack Helicopters
4,500 CH-54B "Skycrane" Cargo Helicopters
4,500 SH-65A "Dolphin" ASW/Utility Helicopters
4,500 SZ-6 'Pegasus' Search and Rescue Helicopters


Indonesian Army
6 Infantry Divisions
5 Armored Infantry Divisions
1 ATTACK Brigade
3 Marine Divisions
4 Mechanized Divisions
2 Airmobile Infantry Divisions
2 Airborne Infantry Divisions
2 Special Forces Divisions
75 Popular Regional Forces Battalions
8 Reserve Divisions
25 F-14D Tomcats
25 F-16 Falcons
15 AC-130H Spectres
15 AC-130U Spookys
12 A-10/OA-10 Thunderbolt II
15 UH-60 Black Hawks
15 RAH-66 Comanches
50 TSF-620A "Xeon" Air Superiority Fighters

Indonesian Navy
6 Lotam class command battleships
4 Executor class combat logistics ships
50 Dominance-class Trimaran AA destroyers
50 Conquest-class Trimaran ASW frigates
30 Rothsky class anti-submarine destroyers
24 Virginia class fast attack submarines
24 Tennessee class conventionally-powered submarines
24 Sea Snake class attack submarines
16 Christian Baarnard class hospital ships
20 Alfredo Stroessner class carriers (each with 175 F-45 'Sharkishki' Multi-Role Fighters [Naval Fighter Version])
20 Leopoldo Galtieri class guided missile battleships
12 Texarkana class helicopter carriers (each with 25 AC-10 "Rockhopper Penguin" Attack Helicopters, 25 AC-20 "Penguin" Attack Helicopters, 25 AC-50 "Emperor Penguin" Attack Helicopters, and 25 AC-70 "Mountain Penguin" Scout-Attack Helicopters)
14 CG-59 Volcano class arsenal ships
60 Perrigon class minesweepers
8 Farragut DDGs


Philippine Army
12 Infantry Divisions
10 Armored Infantry Divisions
2 ATTACK Brigades
5 Marine Divisions
8 Mechanized Divisions
4 Airmobile Infantry Divisions
4 Airborne Infantry Divisions
3 Special Forces Divisions
150 Popular Regional Forces Battalions
15 Reserve Divisions
45 F-14D Tomcats
45 F-16 Falcons
25 AC-130H Spectres
25 AC-130U Spookys
25 A-10/OA-10 Thunderbolt II
30 UH-60 Black Hawks
30 RAH-66 Comanches
50 TSF-620A "Xeon" Air Superiority Fighters

Philippine Navy
3 Lotam class command battleships
2 Executor class combat logistics ships
25 Dominance-class Trimaran AA destroyers
25 Conquest-class Trimaran ASW frigates
15 Rothsky class anti-submarine destroyers
12 Virginia class fast attack submarines
12 Tennessee class conventionally-powered submarines
12 Sea Snake class attack submarines
8 Christian Baarnard class hospital ships
10 Alfredo Stroessner class carriers (each with 175 F-45 'Sharkishki' Multi-Role Fighters [Naval Fighter Version])
10 Leopoldo Galtieri class guided missile battleships
6 Texarkana class helicopter carriers (each with 25 AC-10 "Rockhopper Penguin" Attack Helicopters, 25 AC-20 "Penguin" Attack Helicopters, 25 AC-50 "Emperor Penguin" Attack Helicopters, and 25 AC-70 "Mountain Penguin" Scout-Attack Helicopters)
7 CG-59 Volcano class arsenal ships
30 Perrigon class minesweepers
4 Farragut DDGs


West African Army
20 Infantry Divisions
5 Armored Infantry Divisions
5 ATTACK Brigades
5 Marine Divisions
5 Mechanized Divisions
5 Airmobile Infantry Divisions
5 Airborne Infantry Divisions
5 Special Forces Divisions
300 Popular Regional Forces Battalions
20 Reserve Divisions
30 F-14D Tomcats
30 F-16 Falcons
20 AC-130H Spectres
20 AC-130U Spookys
20 A-10/OA-10 Thunderbolt II
35 UH-60 Black Hawks
35 RAH-66 Comanches
100 TSF-620A "Xeon" Air Superiority Fighters

West African Navy
1 Lotam class command battleship
1 Executor class combat logistics ship
15 Dominance-class Trimaran AA destroyers
15 Conquest-class Trimaran ASW frigates
5 Rothsky class anti-submarine destroyers
8 Virginia class fast attack submarines
8 Tennessee class conventionally-powered submarines
8 Sea Snake class attack submarines
12 Christian Baarnard class hospital ships
6 Alfredo Stroessner class carriers (each with 175 F-45 'Sharkishki' Multi-Role Fighters [Naval Fighter Version])
6 Leopoldo Galtieri class guided missile battleships
7 Texarkana class helicopter carriers (each with 25 AC-10 "Rockhopper Penguin" Attack Helicopters, 25 AC-20 "Penguin" Attack Helicopters, 25 AC-50 "Emperor Penguin" Attack Helicopters, and 25 AC-70 "Mountain Penguin" Scout-Attack Helicopters)
5 CG-59 Volcano class arsenal ships
35 Perrigon class minesweepers
5 Farragut DDGs


Rhodesian Federation Army
10 Infantry Divisions
8 Armored Infantry Divisions
3 ATTACK Brigades
4 Marine Divisions
8 Mechanized Divisions
5 Airmobile Infantry Divisions
5 Airborne Infantry Divisions
4 Special Forces Divisions
400 Popular Regional Forces Battalions
15 Reserve Divisions
25 F-14D Tomcats
25 F-16 Falcons
15 AC-130H Spectres
15 AC-130U Spookys
15 A-10/OA-10 Thunderbolt II
45 UH-60 Black Hawks
45 RAH-66 Comanches
50 TSF-620A "Xeon" Air Superiority Fighters


Portuguese African Army
20 Infantry Divisions
5 Armored Infantry Divisions
5 ATTACK Brigades
5 Marine Divisions
5 Mechanized Divisions
5 Airmobile Infantry Divisions
5 Airborne Infantry Divisions
5 Special Forces Divisions
300 Popular Regional Forces Battalions
20 Reserve Divisions
30 F-14D Tomcats
30 F-16 Falcons
20 AC-130H Spectres
20 AC-130U Spookys
20 A-10/OA-10 Thunderbolt II
35 UH-60 Black Hawks
35 RAH-66 Comanches
50 TSF-620A "Xeon" Air Superiority Fighters

Portuguese African Navy
1 Lotam class command battleship
1 Executor class combat logistics ship
15 Dominance-class Trimaran AA destroyers
15 Conquest-class Trimaran ASW frigates
5 Rothsky class anti-submarine destroyers
8 Virginia class fast attack submarines
8 Tennessee class conventionally-powered submarines
8 Sea Snake class attack submarines
12 Christian Baarnard class hospital ships
6 Alfredo Stroessner class carriers (each with 175 F-45 'Sharkishki' Multi-Role Fighters [Naval Fighter Version])
6 Leopoldo Galtieri class guided missile battleships
7 Texarkana class helicopter carriers (each with 25 AC-10 "Rockhopper Penguin" Attack Helicopters, 25 AC-20 "Penguin" Attack Helicopters, 25 AC-50 "Emperor Penguin" Attack Helicopters, and 25 AC-70 "Mountain Penguin" Scout-Attack Helicopters)
5 CG-59 Volcano class arsenal ships
35 Perrigon class minesweepers
5 Farragut DDGs


Roach-Busterian Russian Army*
25 Infantry Divisions
18 Armored Infantry Divisions
5 ATTACK Brigades
12 Marine Divisions
15 Mechanized Divisions
9 Airmobile Infantry Divisions
9 Airborne Infantry Divisions
8 Special Forces Divisions
45 Popular Regional Forces Battalions
50 Reserve Divisions
500 Mi-24s
150 Su-25
150 Su-32
150 Su-37
200 MiG-31
200 MiG-35

Roach-Busterian Russian Navy*
12 Typhoon class ballistic missile submarines
12 Oscar II cruise missile submarines
12 Graney attack submarines
6 Ul'yanovsk aircraft carriers (each with 50 Su-32)
8 Stalingrad battle cruisers
8 Kirov cruisers
15 Sovremenny destroyers
15 Novik frigates
5 Steregushchy patrol ships
10 Scorpion patrol craft


*Note that the Roach-Busterian Russian Armies and Navies are unique in that they feature vehicles and equipment different from all other units in the RB military

(Each RBRA Infantry Division is made up of 15,000 heavy infantry, 200 ZSU-23-4, 200 SA-19 100mm towed artillery, 100 TOS-1 Buratino 220mm Multiple Rocket Launchers, 100 ASU-85 self-propelled artillery, and 150 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)

(Each RBRA Armored Division is made up of 15,000 grenadiers, 500 T-95 MBTs, 400 ZSU-23-4, 400 SA-19 100mm towed artillery, 200 TOS-1 Buratino 220mm Multiple Rocket Launchers, 200 ASU-85 self-propelled artillery, and 300 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)

(Each RBRA Mechanized Division is made up of 15,000 mechanized infantry, 750 BMP-3, 750 BMP-4, 200 ZSU-57, 100 SA-19 100mm towed artillery, 100 ASU-85 self-propelled artillery, and 250 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)

(Each RBRA ATTACK Brigade is made up of 5,000 special operators, transported by Mi-24s, and provided ground support by 500 assorted artillery [either self-propelled or towed] and 300 reconnaissance vehicles, and provided aerial support by Mi-24s)

(Each RBRA Marine Division is made up 15,000 marines, 600 PT-76, 300 AT-16 Vikhr, 300 ZPU-4, 100 9A52 300mm, 100 9K58 300mm, 100 SA-19 100mm towed artillery, 100 ASU-85 self-propelled artillery, and 250 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)

(Each RBRA Airmobile Division is made up of 15,000 light infantry, transported by Mi-24s, with 200 SA-19 100mm towed artillery, 100 TOS-1 Buratino 220mm Multiple Rocket Launchers, 100 ASU-85 self-propelled artillery, and 150 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)

(Each RBRA Airborne Division is made up of 15,000 paratroopers, transported by Mi-24s, provided aerial support by Mi-24s, and provided ground support by 200 SA-19 100mm towed artillery, 100 TOS-1 Buratino 220mm Multiple Rocket Launchers, 100 ASU-85 self-propelled artillery, and 150 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)

(Each RBRA Special Forces Division is made up of 15,000 special forces, with 300 ZSU-57, 200 SA-19 100mm towed artillery, 200 ASU-85 self-propelled artillery, 150 TOS-1 Buratino 220mm Multiple Rocket Launchers, 100 9A52 300mm, 100 9K58 300mm, and 150 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)

(Each RBRA Reserve Division is made up of 15,000 light infantry, with 300 assorted artillery [self-propelled or towed] and 250 assorted light transports and reconnaissance vehicles)


Nuclear Weapons (note: I never use nukes when I RP)
50 silo systems (each with 5 separate silos, each with a capacity of 10 LGM-118A Peacekeepers; it also allows one to house a military staff of up to 600, and has an equipment terminal, a control centre with over 10 different types of failsafe technologies and several antannaes as well as a powerstation on site to back it up)
100 LGM-56A Apocalyptic Fury Theatre Ballistic Missile Launchers (total of 100,000 Apocalyptic Fury Theatre Ballistic Missiles)
33 Hellas IV Thermonuclear Bombs
15 Hellas V Thermonuclear Bombs
5 Hellas VI (E) Fusion Bombs
500 dirty bombs
5,000 hydrogen bombs
10,000 atomic bombs
10,000 LGM-30 Minuteman IIIs
10,000 LGM-118A Peacekeepers
1,000 MGM-134A Midgetman SICBMs
1,000 Apostle Class MIRV ICBMs
10,000 Jupiter-C IRBMs
100,000 BGM-140 Katana Supersonic Cruise Missiles
100,000 AGM-131 SRAM 2s
100,000 AGM-129 ACMs
100,000 B83 (Short range gravity bomb)s
100,000 B61 (Short range gravity bomb)s
10,000 'Pericles' Ground Launch Vehicles (each carrying 1 Alexander MRBM and attached with a 'Plato II' MLRS adapted for biological warfare)


Chemical/Biological Weapons
1,000,000 kilograms of anthrax
1,000,000 kilograms of mustard gas
1,000,000 kilograms of VX nerve gas
1,000,000 kilograms of Gabon nerve gas
1,000,000 kilograms of rabies virus
1,000,000 kilograms of Soman (GD) Nerve Agent
1,000,000 kilograms of Phosgene (CG) Pulmonary/Choking Agent
1,000,000 kilograms of Nitrogen Mustard (HN-2) Blister Agent
1,000,000 kilograms of Mustard/Lewisite (HL) Blister Agent (Mixture)
1,000,000 kilograms of Lewisite (L) Blister Agent
1,000,000 kilograms of Hydrogen Cyanide (AC) Blood Agent
1,000,000 kilograms of Tabun (GA) Nerve Agent
1,000,000 kilograms of GB-Nerve/Sarin Gas
1,000,000 kilograms of VX Nerve Agent
1,000,000 kilograms of Ebola Hemorrhagic Fever
1,000,000 kilograms of Rift Valley Fever
1,000,000 kilograms of Venezuelan Equine Encephalitis
1,000,000 kilograms of Human Immunodefiency Virus
1,000,000 kilograms of bubonic plague
1,000,000 kilograms of septicemic plague
1,000,000 kilograms of pneumonic plague
1,000,000 kilograms of dysentery
1,000,000 kilograms of cholera
1,000,000 kilograms of influenza
1,000,000 kilograms of Hepatitis A
1,000,000 kilograms of Hepatitis B
1,000,000 kilograms of Hepatitis C
1,000,000 kilograms of malaria
1,000,000 kilograms of viral encephalitis
1,000,000 kilograms of bacterial meningitis
1,000,000 kilograms of poliomyelitis
1,000,000 kilograms of tetanus
1,000,000 kilograms of smallpox
1,000,000 kilograms of rubella
1,000,000 kilograms of measles
1,000,000 kilograms of chicken pox
1,000,000 kilograms of botulism
1,000,000 kilograms of the common cold
1,000,000 kilograms of Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease
1,000,000 kilograms of gonorrhea
1,000,000 kilograms of herpes vulgaris
1,000,000 kilograms of syphilis
1,000,000 kilograms of acne rosacea
1,000,000 kilograms of amebiasis
1,000,000 kilograms of Chagas disease
1,000,000 kilograms of chlamydia trachomatis


Non-Nuclear Missiles
10,000 'Famistocles' Class Cruise Missiles
100,000 GWS.58 Hurricane multi-purpose SAMs
100,000 Type-V7Q1 (smart bomb)s
100,000 Type-V7Q2 (smart bomb)s
100,000 Type-V7Q3 (smart bomb)s
100,000 Type-V7Q4 (smart bomb)s
100,000 Type-V7Q5 (smart bomb)s
100,000 LRASM-50 (Long Range Anti-Surface Missile)s
100,000 MLAM-2 Air to Surface Missiles
100,000 Shockhound Avenger I air-to-ship; surface-to-ship missiles
1,000,000 Yellow Jacket mini-SAMs
1,000,000 BGM-109 Tomahawk Cruise Missiles
1,000,000 P-700 3M-45 Granats
1,000,000 TSM-2 Hawks
1,000,000 TSM-1 Falcons
10,000,000 Blowtorch Anti-Tank Guided Missiles


Misc. Weapons
10,000,000 claymore mines
10,000,000 anti-tank mines


Research Facilities & Materials
25 heavy water plants
100 nuclear reactors
500 laboratory complexes
1,000 centrifuges
1,000,000 kilos (depleted) of enriched uranium
1,000,000 kilos of plutonium
1,000,000 kilos of caesium
1,000,000 kilos of francium
1,000,000 gallons of heavy water


Defense Systems

500 of these:

Civilian Bunker Complex

Capable of withstanding a 10 Megaton Blast - A Civilian Bunker complex is ideal for those nations who are under threat of Nuclear Attack. The Bunker Complex comes with a further smaller Complex below it capable of storing food that will last a total of 1000 people up to 6 months. Incredibly strong architecture and no chance of internal collapsing make this an excellant choice for facilities such as Universities when a nation wants to protect its most gifted individuals. It comes with other supplies such as small cot beds.


100 of these:

Leadership Bunker

Built near to another undeground Military installation (allowing quick access to Military facilities) this facility itself is useful. Allowing protection of up to 800 People with foodstuffs stored in a variety of other underground facilities built onto the main structure. This facility, like a city underground comes with offices and bedrooms. It is ideal when a nation wants to protect its leadership and allow some seblance of authority in the aftermath of an attack. This facilities large scale design allows for 800 people to last for up to 16 Months with the capacity of food storage available.


2 of these:

Radiation Warning System

Made out of Tritanium, these small gauges linked to a main hub of your choosing will be able to ascertain (in the event of a Nuclear Disaster) which areas of a certain city or town are safe and which are not. This is an incredibly effective tool, especially if you are looking to rebuild your nation in the event of a Nuclear War, and want to know what area needs to be cleaned of radiation the most. Other uses include knowing which areas to evacuate e.t.c.


50 of these:

Aristotle Class Centralised ABM System

This revolutionary purchasing option allows you to purchase the following:

- 100 Aristotle Class ABM's with an effective Radius of 150 Miles.

- 50 Radar Systems all interlinked to a central control system.

- 4 Satellite Navigational Tracking System.

- 1 Command and Control Centre - Capable of tracking 100 Targets - Allowing it to track MRV's.

- 5 ABM Missile Silos - With thier own C&C Centres.

- 20 Civilian Nuclear Bunkers.

- Backup Integrated Patriot II System if the Aristotle Fails to take the ICBM Down. This again is interlinked to the Centralised Control System.


25 of these:

Aristotle II-EX Class Centralised SDI System

The Ultimate SDI system, it costs a large amount but is one of the most effective SDI system on NS at the moment:

- 500 Plato II Class ABM's with an effective Radius of 1000 Miles.

- 100 Radar Systems all interlinked to a central control system.

- 1 Satellite Thermal Imagining System.

- 12 'Centurion II' (Quicker locking on time) Satellite Navigational Tracking System.

- 1 'Midas' Orbital Weapons Platform. An early design but capable of firing MIRV capable ICBM's down from space, Orbital Weapon Platform operates under the basis of Intelligence, for example, if a Nuclear Attack is expected from a certain nation. The Midas will use its thrusters to gain a sustainable Orbit above that nation and prepare for incoming ICBM's (51% Success Rate in 150 Tests).

- 1 Command and Control Centre - Capable of tracking 500 Targets - Allowing it to track MRV's.

- 20 ABM Missile Silos - With thier own C&C Centres. And capable of withstanding a 50 Kiloton Blast. New Thermal dampening materials allow us to make these as less detectable as possible.

- 50 Civilian Nuclear Bunkers.

- 2 Leadership Bunkers.

- Links all AA Defenses together, providing multiple failsafes.

- Notification system to all ICBM Missile Silos, and Nuclear Capable Submarines if you Nation is hit. Notification system also notifies Fighter and Bomber Planes to scramble as soon as ICBM's or Nuclear Capable Planes are detected in the sky. Notification System also notifies Civilians via warning horns. This is all centralised to the Centralised System itself.

- Backup Integrated Patriot 2E System (89% success rate against Scuds and Conventional SRBM's) if the Aristotle Fails to take the ICBM Down. This again is interlinked to the Centralised Control System.

J.L.ism


What is J.L.ism?

J.L.ism, a recently minted phrase, is the ideology subscribed to by Generalissimo J.L., who has been President-for-Life of Roach-Busters since the May 1 2004 coup d'etat (note; the IRL day Roach-Busters was created by me on NS).


Could you describe J.L.ism?

J.L.ism emphasizes an extremely libertarian, laissez faire, ultra-capitalistic economic policy, coupled with an extremely authoritarian, iron-fisted political policy. While J.L.ism supports federalism and grants considerable autonomy to overseas territories and local governments, the Generalissimo wields absolute control, and whenever there is something not to his liking, he can change it at the drop of a hat. J.L.ism strongly emphasizes patriotism, unity, undying allegiance to the government, and deep pride in Roach-Busterian culture and traditional values. J.L.ism is also characterized by pronounced rabid anticommunism, anti-Nazism, and anti-fascism.


Describe J.L.ist foreign policy

J.L.ist foreign policy stresses militant, unconditional opposition to communism and the willingness to resort to any measure deemed necessary to combat it. As such, J.L.ism tolerates (albeit reluctantly) alliances with governments strongly at odds with J.L.ism, so long as they share a hatred of communism. Aside from its aggressive anticommunist actions, J.L.ism encourages a relatively neutral foreign policy, although loyalty to allies and a willingness to help them to the fullest extent no matter what, is encouraged.


How do race and religion fit into J.L.ism?

J.L.ism is vehemently, almost fanatically, anti-racist, and racist citizens of J.L.ist nations are severely and brutally persecuted, as racism instigates tension, disunity, and conflict, which fuels discontent and makes the populace ripe for communist control. As for religion, J.L.ism stresses traditional values, such as opposition to abortion, gay marriage, pre-marital sex, etc., yet opposes a state-endorsed religion and strongly emphasizes secularism.


Are personality cults essential to J.L.ism?

Not per se, but they are encouraged, and the Generalissimo has a massive personality cult that puts Mao's to shame.


What is J.L.ism's stance on crime?

Criminals are scum, to be killed as mercilessly and heinously as possible.


What about the arts and science? Should government support them?

No, why bother? It's a waste of taxpayers' money. Science/technology vital to defense is an exception, though, as is art that may serve propaganda purposes.


Anything else we should know?

Can't think of a thing. If you have questions though, fire away.

*reserved*

The Generalissimo's castle:

The castle (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/The_castle.jpg)

The throne room (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/throne_room.jpg)

The backyard (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/backyard.jpg)

The ballroom (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/ballroom.jpg)

Another look at the ballroom (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/ballroom2.jpg)

The room where the Generalissimo confers with his Cabinet (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/cabinet_room.jpg)

A ceiling (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/ceiling.jpg)

The Generalissimo's den (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/den.jpg)

The family dining room (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/dining_room.jpg)

The First Lady's dressing room (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/dressing_room.jpg)

A lion statue that Shooban and Turta slaves believe to be possessed, deterring any potential slave insurrection (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/entrance_statue.jpg)

The entrance to the Generalissimo's bedroom (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/entrance_to_royal_bedroom.jpg)

Where the Generalissimo spends time with his wife and children (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/family_room.jpg)

The Generalissimo's favorite rug (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/fave_rug.jpg)

One of the Generalissimo's art galleries (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/gallery.jpg)

Another art gallery (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/gallery2.jpg)

The Generalissimo's bedroom (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/royal_bedroom.jpg)

Guest quarters (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/guestsquarters.jpg)

The Generalissimo's private library (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/library.jpg)

The room where the Generalissimo hosts "Who Gives a Damn About Human Rights Club" parties (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/party_room.jpg)

A gallery home to portraits of some of the Generalissimo's relatives (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/portrait_hall.jpg)

The Generalissimo's wine cellar (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/wine_cellar.jpg)

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Oh, and never mind the title, please feel free to post if you want

o_O How much time did it take you to put this all together? :eek:

Very thorough...

o_O How much time did it take you to put this all together? :eek:

Very thorough...

(Thanks for the comment)

It took about 3-5 hours, give or take.

Nicely done.

Nicely done.

Thanks, Tim. :)

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Oh, and never mind the title, please feel free to post if you want

NOW you tell me!

Anyhoo, nicely done :D

Hey, RB, good to see you back. Now that you are back, are you going to reboot Earth RB? :)

Nicely done, RB. Good to see you back.

Its nice to see your back RB :) Started missing you ;)

Thanks, guys. :)

And yup, Earth RB will be back. I'm starting it over from scratch.

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How's it going? Say, what of Kimiko and Mr. Moua?

Just a note, upon further proofreading of your factbook, that the CDA, CEA and G6 are no longer in existence. :)

Wow. Very nice, RB. You've given me the motivation I needed to get back to work on all my national info.

Thanks, everyone. :D

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Wow! This is probably the best factbook of them all. I especially like the explanation of the laws and legal system.

Wow! This is probably the best factbook of them all. I especially like the explanation of the laws and legal system.

Thank you. :)

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22nd Division!

YEEAH!

Did you see my earlier message about alliances?

22nd Division!

YEEAH!

Well...good for you. I have the 23rd Division. :p

Did you see my earlier message about alliances?

I did, but I forgot to edit. Lol. I'll fix it now.

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Anastasio Somoza Garcia Remembrance Day, September 29 (1956)

OOC: I totally just saw that now, haha - that's my dad's birthday OOCly. ;)

OOC: I totally just saw that now, haha - that's my dad's birthday OOCly. ;)

Really? ;)

*Updated*

(Changed some of the Cabinet members, added major corporations and universities, and made a few other assorted minor changes)

OOC: Do you hate Michael Moore IRL? And are you a radical right-winger RL RB, or just RPing as one?

OOC: Do you hate Michael Moore IRL? And are you a radical right-winger RL RB, or just RPing as one?

{OOC: IRL I lean to the right, but I strongly believe in free speech and oppose censorship. RB's views do not reflect mine IRL.}

Nice to see you back. I don't know if RB would still consider Farmina an ally though.

Nice to see you back. I don't know if RB would still consider Farmina an ally though.

Thanks. Of course RB would. You will always be an ally ICly and a good friend OOCly.

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Roach-Busters Armed Forces High Command
Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces: Generalissimo J.L.
Minister of War: Lester Lindsey
Minister of the Navy: Terris Fitten
Minister of Paramilitary Units: Carlos LaFrance
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff: Field Marshal Cody Jennings
Chief of Staff of the Army: General James LeDuc
Chief of Staff of the Navy: Admiral Terrel Fitten
Chief of Staff of the Air Force: General Calvin Cyprian, Sr.
Director of B.A.D.G.E.: Calvin Cyprian III
General of the Royal Guard: Field Marshal D.J. Pearson
General of the Army: Field Marshal Chad Vang
Grand Admiral of the Navy: Admiral Terry Fitten
General of the Air Force: General Aaron Lynum
General of Roach-Busters Colonial Military Forces: Field Marshal Jacob Lambert
Commander of Paramilitary Operations: General Hageh Kamara
Commander of the Popular Regional Forces: General Hussein Jama


Issue equipment:

Assault rifle - M-31A1 Advanced Lightweight Assault Rifle (or the GIR-47 Heavy Assault Rifle, depending on which one is deemed appropriate for the task at hand)
Side weapons - M-12 .45 Caliber Automatic Pistol, Gladius Doomanus (Doomingsland Long Knife), and DE-71 "Hornet" Fragmentation Grenades
Advanced marksman's rifle - DRS-78 Designated Marksman Weapon
Machine gun - DMG-250 GPMG
Grenade launcher - ACU-350 20mm grenade launcher (attached to the M-31A1)
Squad Automatic Weapon - DMG-30 SAW
Standard weapon for all vehicle crews, pilots, etc. - DAC-91A1 Submachine Gun
Body armor - Lorica Moderna Body Armor (except for the RG Super Elite Infantry, which uses the Mk I Assault Battle Suit)
Face protection - Ballistic/Laser Protective Spectacles


Royal Guard units (total of 2,644,700 soldiers, if you include medics, vehicle crews, artillery crews, vehicle repairmen, etc.) (note: The name 'Royal Guard' is from Final Fantasy IV)

30 Royal Guard Armored Infantry Divisions (each made up of 15,000 grenadiers, 450 DM-41A1 Caeser MBTs, 1,250 G-120 APCs, 1,250 M35A1 Testudo Next Generation IFVs, 200 M109A6 'Paladin' self-propelled howitzers, 200 M-48 Chapparral Mobile SAM Launchers, 100 Munich Mobile Anti-tank Vehicles, 100 DM-43 Velite Armored Scout Cars, 500 Incinérateur 155mm Rapid Fire Artillery, and 300 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)

1st Division="Shaun Churchman" (drawn from Irondinians)
2nd Division="Arctic Fury" (drawn from Irondinians)
3rd Division="Shah Khosru III" (drawn from Parthians)
4th Division="Shah Ardeshir" (drawn from Parthians)
5th Division="Ahura Mazda's Faithful" (drawn from Parthians)
6th Division="Persepolis" (drawn from Parthians)
7th Division="Bane of Ahriman" (drawn from Parthians)
8th Division="Ahura Mazda's Vengeance" (drawn from Parthians)
9th Division="Shah's Chosen" (drawn from former SAVAK agents)
10th Division="Shah's Faithful" (drawn from former Immortals)
11th Division="Emperor Alexei" (drawn from Generians)
12th Division="Emperor Antonius" (drawn from Generians)
13th Division="Emperor Kazatmiru" (drawn from Generians)
14th Division="Emperor Helldawg" (drawn from Doomingslandians)
15th Division="Emperor Maximus" (drawn from Doomingslandians)
16th Division="Skar" (drawn from former members of Skar Tactical, Inc.)
17th Division="Emperor Bhalk" (drawn from Bormans)
18th Division="Prehistoric Terror" (drawn from former Dinosaurs/elite Borman soldiers)
19th Division="Terminix" (drawn from exterminators)
20th Division="Iron Fist of Orkin" (drawn from exterminators)
21st Division="John Holtz" (drawn from Holy Paradisians)
22nd Division="Linfield Hannon" (drawn from Camel Eatersians)
23rd Division="Count JWolf" (drawn from Transylvanians)
24th Division="Enrique Bermudez" (drawn from former Nicaraguan Contras)
25th Division="Adolfo Calero" (drawn from former Nicaraguan Contras)
26th Division="Ricardo Lau" (drawn from former Nicaraguan Contras)
27th Division="Jaime Irving Steidel" (drawn from former Nicaraguan Contras)
28th Division="Oscar Sobalvarro" (drawn from former Nicaraguan Contras)
29th Division="Asunción" (drawn from Paraguayans from Asunción)
30th Division="Puerto Presidente Stroessner" (drawn from Paraguayans from Puerto Presidente Stroessner)


30 Royal Guard Mechanized Infantry Divisions (each made up of 15,000 heavy infantry, 200 DM-41A1 Caeser MBTs, 1,250 G-120 APCs, 1,250 M35A1 Testudo Next Generation IFVs, 2,000 FV511 ICVs, 200 M109A6 'Paladin' self-propelled howitzers, 200 M-48 Chapparral Mobile SAM Launchers, 100 Munich Mobile Anti-tank Vehicles, DM-43 Velite Armored Scout Cars, 500 Incinérateur 155mm Rapid Fire Artillery, and 300 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)

1st Division="Anastasio Somoza Garcia" (named in honor of Anastasio Somoza Garcia)
2nd Division="Luis Somoza Debayle" (named in honor of Luis Somoza Debayle)
3rd Division="Anastasio Somoza Debayle" (named in honor of Anastasio Somoza Debayle)
4th Division="Anastasio Somoza Portocarrero" (named in honor of Anastasio Somoza Portocarrero)
5th Division="Pablo Emilio Salazar" (drawn from former Nicaraguan National Guardsmen)
6th Division="Reynaldo Perez Vega" (drawn from former Nicaraguan National Guardsmen)
7th Division="Ottoman Empire" (drawn from Turks from Ottoman Khaif)
8th Division="Kemal Atatürk" (drawn from Turks from Ottoman Khaif)
9th Division="Demon Slayers" (drawn from descendants of the Bolivian soldiers who killed Che Guevara)
10th Division="San Salvador" (drawn from Salvadorans from San Salvador)
11th Division="Policarpo Paz García" (drawn from descendants of right-wing Honduran guerrillas)
12th Division="Efraín Ríos Montt" (drawn from former members of right-wing Guatemalan death squads)
13th Division="Great Leader Li" (drawn from MassPwnagians)
14th Division="School of the Americas" (drawn from graduates of the School of the Americas)
15th Division="Kimiko Ayasugi Moua" (drawn from former RALM members)
16th Division="Fulgencio Batista" (drawn from anticommunist Cubans)
17th Division="Antonio de Oliveira Salazar" (drawn from Portuguese Brazilians)
18th Division="Francisco Franco" (drawn from South American Spaniards descended from Franco supporters during the Spanish Civil War)
19th Division="Leopoldo Galtieri" (drawn from right-wing Argentinians)
20th Division="2004" (drawn from veterans of the 2004 coup d'etat)
21st Division="Jake Featherston" (drawn from Reunited States of Americans)
22nd Division="José Toribio Merino" (drawn from descendants of Chilean soldiers who participated in the 1973 coup against Salvador Allende)
23rd Division="Roberto D'Aubuisson" (drawn from descendants of right-wing Salvadoran guerrillas who fought against the FMLN)
24th Division="ARENA" (drawn from former members and/or supporters of ARENA)
25th Division="Condor" (drawn from descendants of Operation Condor participants)
26th Division="Luis Pallais" (drawn from Nicaraguans)
27th Division="Sombra Negra" (drawn from former members of Sombra Negra)
28th Division="César Mendoza" (drawn from descendants of Chilean soldiers who participated in the 1973 coup against Salvador Allende)
29th Division="Stronato" (drawn from descendants of Paraguayans who were soldiers during Alfredo Stroessner's rule)
30th Division="Humberto de Alencar Castelo Branco" (drawn from right-wing Brazilians)


20 Royal Guard State Security Divisions (each made up of 15,000 military policemen, 300 DM-41A1 Caeser MBTs, 1,500 Magistrate 2 Heavy Artillery/Nuclear Artillery Cannons, 1,500 Bratwurst Heavy Infantry Guns, 3,000 G-120 APCs, 200 M109A6 'Paladin' self-propelled howitzers, 200 M-48 Chapparral Mobile SAM Launchers, 100 Munich Mobile Anti-tank Vehicles, 100 DM-43 Velite Armored Scout Cars, 500 Incinérateur 155mm Rapid Fire Artillery, and 300 assorted reconnaissance vehicles) (note: their primary purpose is preventing coups, mutinies, slave insurrections, etc. 5 divisions are stationed around the Generalissimo's estate) (note: each division is named after a city the Generalissimo fought in during his lifetime)

1st Division="Mogadishu"
2nd Division="Baidoa"
3rd Division="Oddur"
4th Division="Merca"
5th Division="Beledweyne"
6th Division="Giohar"
7th Division="Baghdad"
8th Division="Fallujah"
9th Division="Algiers"
10th Division="Addis Abada"
11th Division="Aden"
12th Division="Kabul"
13th Division="Managua"
14th Division="León"
15th Division="San Salvador"
16th Division="Priština"
17th Division="Grozny"
18th Division="Luanda"
19th Division="Luena"
20th Division="Maputo"


5 Royal Guard Cavalry Companies (each made up of 100 cavalrymen and horses, RPG-7s, M-72 LAWs, mortars, and assorted light arms and shoulder-mounted weapons) (note: each company is named after an Operation Condor leader)

1st Company="Alfredo Stroessner"
2nd Company="Augusto Pinochet"
3rd Company="Hugo Banzer"
4th Company="Jorge Rafael Videla"
5th Company="Juan María Bordaberry"


9 Royal Guard Special Forces Regiments (each made up of 2,500 special forces, who specialize in fighting in certain climates, terrains, weather, etc., 400 R-1255 Urban Combat Vehicles, 250 MT-280 "Desert Foxes", 250 ST-280 "Arctic Foxes," 100 M109A6 'Paladin' self-propelled howitzers, 100 M-48 Chapparral Mobile SAM Launchers, 50 Munich Mobile Anti-tank Vehicles, 50 DM-43 Velite Armored Scout Cars, 250 Incinérateur 155mm Rapid Fire Artillery, and 150 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)

1st Regiment="Desert Foxes" (specialize in desert warfare)
2nd Regiment="Mountain Men" (specialize in mountain warfare)
3rd Regiment="City Slickers" (specialize in urban warfare)
4th Regiment="Stormtroopers" (specialize in warfare in extreme weather conditions)
5th Regiment="Swamp Foxes" (specialize in warfare in marshes and swamps)
6th Regiment="Arctic Foxes" (specialize in arctic, antarctic, and tundra warfare)
7th Regiment="Forest Fighters" (specialize in warfare in forests)
8th Regiment="Jungle Jims" (specialize in jungle/tropical warfare)
9th Regiment="Night Terrors" (specialize in nocturnal warfare)


6 Royal Guard Super Elite Infantry Divisions (each made up of 15,000 super elite infantry, 1,000 DM-41A1 Caeser MBTs, 500 G-120 APCs, 250 M35A1 Testudo Next Generation IFVs, 250 FV511 ICVs, 500 Magistrate 2 Heavy Artillery/Nuclear Artillery Cannons, 500 Bratwurst Heavy Infantry Guns, 250 M109A6 'Paladin' self-propelled howitzers, 250 M-48 Chapparral Mobile SAM Launchers, 250 Munich Mobile Anti-tank Vehicles, 250 DM-43 Velite Armored Scout Cars, 400 Incinérateur 155mm Rapid Fire Artillery, and 450 assorted reconnaissance vehicles) (note: the soldiers in the Super Elite Royal Guard all graduated among the top 99.9% of their class, and are physically and mentally in top fighting form; only the best of the best make it into the RG Super Elite Infantry. Also, all 6 divisions are stationed around the Generalissimo's estate)

1st Division="Generalissimo J.L."
2nd Division="Thiensiri Theveenugul-Latimer"
3rd Division="Lina Latimer"
4th Division="Anastasio Somoza Latimer"
5th Division="Rinoa Featherston"
6th Division="Alfredo Stroessner Latimer"


Regular Army units

250 Infantry Divisions (each made up of 15,000 heavy infantry, transported by Chevy 750 Technical Trucks and M1035 Hummers, with 200 SSPH 1 Primus self-propelled artillery, 200 M201 towed 200mm howitzers, 100 M-48 Chapparral Mobile SAM Launchers, 100 Incinérateur 155mm Rapid Fire Artillery, and 150 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)

60 Armored Infantry Divisions (each made up of 15,000 grenadiers, 500 DM-41A1 Caeser MBTs, 750 G-120 APCs, 750 M35A1 Testudo Next Generation IFVs, 150 M109A6 'Paladin' self-propelled howitzers, 150 M-48 Chapparral Mobile SAM Launchers, 50 Munich Mobile Anti-tank Vehicles, 50 DM-43 Velite Armored Scout Cars, 250 Incinérateur 155mm Rapid Fire Artillery, and 300 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)

35 Mechanized Infantry Divisions (each made up of 15,000 mechanized infantry, 750 G-120 APCs, 750 M35A1 Testudo Next Generation IFVs, 1,500 FV511 ICVs, 150 M109A6 'Paladin' self-propelled howitzers, 150 M-48 Chapparral Mobile SAM Launchers, 50 Munich Mobile Anti-tank Vehicles, 50 DM-43 Velite Armored Scout Cars, 250 Incinérateur 155mm Rapid Fire Artillery, and 300 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)

50 All-Terrain Tactical Assault Combat Kriegers (ATTACK) Brigades (each made up of 5,000 special operators. Think of them as Green Berets, U.S. Navy SEALs, and Rhodesian Selous Scouts all rolled into one, except trained to a much higher standard. They specialize in fighting on land, in the sea, or in the air, and specialize in maritime insurrection, counter-terrorism operations, and unconventional warfare. They are trained to a much higher standard than any other soldiers in the entire RB military, with the possible exception of the Royal Guard Super Elite Infantry. ATTACK operators are transported by MV-68D Banshee II Light VTOL Transports, provided ground support by 500 assorted artillery [either self-propelled or towed] and 300 reconnaissance vehicles, and provided aerial support by UH-60 Black Hawks and RAH-66 Comanches)

20 Marine Corps Divisions (each made up of 15,000 marines, transported by Chevy 750 Technical Trucks and M1035 Hummers, 1,500 Wolf LAVs, 1,500 IPO-35 Badger Light Scout Vehicles, 200 SSPH 1 Primus self-propelled artillery, 200 M201 towed 200mm howitzers, 100 M-48 Chapparral Mobile SAM Launchers, 100 Incinérateur 155mm Rapid Fire Artillery, and 150 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)

40 Airmobile Infantry Divisions (each made up of 15,000 light infantry, transported by MV-68D Banshee II Light VTOL Transports, with 200 M1078 Standard Cargo Trucks, 200 VBL2/4 Utility Vehicles, 100 M998 Hummers, 200 SSPH 1 Primus self-propelled artillery, 200 M201 towed 200mm howitzers, 100 M-48 Chapparral Mobile SAM Launchers, 100 Incinérateur 155mm Rapid Fire Artillery, and 150 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)

40 Airborne Infantry Divisions (each made up of 15,000 paratroopers, transported by MV-68D Banshee II Light VTOL Transports, provided aerial support by UH-60 Black Hawks and RAH-66 Comanches, and provided ground support by 200 SSPH 1 Primus self-propelled artillery, 200 M201 towed 200mm howitzers, 100 M-48 Chapparral Mobile SAM Launchers, and 100 Incinérateur 155mm Rapid Fire Artillery)

20 Foreign Legion Divisions (each made up of 15,000 paratroopers, transported by MV-68D Banshee II Light VTOL Transports, with 250 CH-54B "Skycrane" Cargo Helicopters, 200 M1078 Standard Cargo Trucks, 200 VBL2/4 Utility Vehicles, 100 M998 Hummers, 150 M109A6 'Paladin' self-propelled howitzers, 150 M-48 Chapparral Mobile SAM Launchers, 75 Munich Mobile Anti-tank Vehicles, 75 DM-43 Velite Armored Scout Cars, 250 Incinérateur 155mm Rapid Fire Artillery, and 300 assorted reconnaissance vehicles, all provided with aerial support by UH-60 Black Hawks and RAH-66 Comanches) (note: each Foreign Legion Division also has 1 ATTACK Brigade attached)

20 Special Forces Divisions (each made up of 15,000 special forces, transported by Chevy 750 Technical Trucks and M1035 Hummers, with 200 R-1255 Urban Combat Vehicles, 150 MT-280 "Desert Foxes", 150 ST-280 "Arctic Foxes," with 200 SSPH 1 Primus self-propelled artillery, 200 M201 towed 200mm howitzers, 100 M-48 Chapparral Mobile SAM Launchers, 100 Incinérateur 155mm Rapid Fire Artillery, and 150 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)

10 Raptor Platoons (each made up of 30 'Raptors,' super-elite, highly-trained ninjas whose sole purpose is to defend the Generalissimo's castle from any intruders. Each of them is proficient in over 30 types of martial arts, with a black belt in each. Stealthy, silent, deadly, and without scruple or peer in hand-to-hand combat, they are definitely a force to be reckoned with.) Picture of a Raptor (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/Raptor.jpg) Raptors training (http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y160/Roach-Busters/raptors_training.jpg)

500 Reserve Infantry Divisions (each made up of 15,000 light infantry, transported by Chevy 750 Technical Trucks and M1035 Hummers, with 200 SSPH 1 Primus self-propelled artillery, 200 M201 towed 200mm howitzers, and 250 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)


Other Army units

1,000 Popular Regional Forces Battalions (each made up of 1,000 peasants, trained for about a month, and provided with light arms, rations, ammunition, assorted light transport and reconnaissance vehicles. Their main purpose is to protect rural areas, and they are trained mostly for human wave attacks. Over 85% of the Popular Regional Forces are women, children, the elderly, and others unfit for military service. They are never sent into battle, because again, their main purpose is keeping their homes safe from terrorists.)

100 Shooban Kamikaze Battalions (each made up of 1,000 Shoobans, with explosives attached, who are sent on suicide missions against the enemy)

100 Turta Kamikaze Battalions (each made up of 1,000 Turtas, with explosives attached, who are sent on suicide missions against the enemy)


B.A.D.G.E. (Note: B.A.D.G.E. is both the military arm of the Ministries of Justice, Police, and State Security, and the military's branch of spies, snipers, assassins, etc.; each department is divided up into several branches, each made up of 500 officers)

[b]Department of National Police (DNP): 2,500,000 officers (5,000 branches)
Department of Secret Police (DSP): 75,000 officers (150 branches)
Department of Military Police (DMP): 2,500,000 officers (5,000 branches)
Department of Population Control (DPC): 100,000 officers (200 branches)
Department of Domestic Intelligence (DDI): 7,500 officers (15 branches)
Department of International Intelligence (DII): 225,000 officers (450 branches)
Governmental Espionage Agency (GEA): 5,000 officers (10 branches)
Royal Guard Intelligence Operations Corps (RGIOC): 100,000 officers (200 branches)
A.T.T.A.C.K. Covert Intelligence-Gathering Corps (ACIGC): 25,000 officers (50 branches)
Department of Army Intelligence (DAI): 50,000 officers (100 branches)
Department of Naval Intelligence (DNI): 50,000 officers (100 branches)
Department of Air Force Intelligence (DAFI): 50,000 officers (100 branches)
Department of Enemy Elimination (DEE): 5,000 officers (10 branches)
Bureau for the Repression of Communist Activities (BRCA): 12,000 officers (24 branches)
Department of Thought Reform (DTF): 5,000 officers (10 branches)
Total Number of B.A.D.G.E. officers: 5,709,500 officers (11,419 branches)


Navy
1,250 Dominance-class Trimaran AA destroyers
1,250 Conquest-class Trimaran ASW frigates
10 Imperium-class invasion dreadnaughts
50 Pistrix-class SSANs
100 Hornet-class amphibious assault ships
25 Apostle-class Trimaran large cruisers
25 Guardian-class SSBN/SSGNs
10 Helldawg V-class Trimaran heavy carriers (each with 175 F-78F King Demons Next Generation Air Superiority Fighters)
20 Legionaire-class command dreadnaughts
100 Prowler-class SSNs
40 Alfredo Stroessner class carriers (each with 175 F-45 'Sharkishki' Multi-Role Fighters [Naval Fighter Version])
40 Leopoldo Galtieri class guided missile battleships
5 Zealous class super dreadnaughts
100 Lotam class command battleships
100 Executor class combat logistics ships
15 Gettysburg class guided missile battleships
15 Coral Sea class guided missile light battleships
300 Farragut DDGs
75 CG-59 Volcano class arsenal ships
150 Perrigon class minesweepers
200 Portos class catamarans
60 Texarkana class helicopter carriers (each with 25 AC-10 "Rockhopper Penguin" Attack Helicopters, 25 AC-20 "Penguin" Attack Helicopters, 25 AC-50 "Emperor Penguin" Attack Helicopters, and 25 AC-70 "Mountain Penguin" Scout-Attack Helicopters)
50 Virginia class fast attack submarines
50 Tennessee class conventionally-powered submarines
50 Sea Snake class attack submarines
50 Dolphin class submarines
100 Ohio SSGNs
100 Wasp II class LHDs
300 Saar MK-Vs
300 Rothsky class anti-submarine destroyers
40 Christian Baarnard class hospital ships
10 Tyrant class battleships


Royal Air Force, "Red Wings"
10,000 TSF-66 Hell Hawk Air Superiority Fighters
10,000 TSF-620A "Xeon" Air Superiority Fighters
1,000 TSF-616 "Eidolon" Air Superiority Fighters
1,000 SuF-5 Lion Multi-Role Fighters
1,000 IPO-70 Conqueror Helicopter Gunships
10,000 T-1 Typhoon Heavy Assault Helicopters
1,500 TC-2000 "Dark Nova" Heavy Assault Transport Helicopters
10,000 UH-60 Black Hawks
10,000 RAH-66 Comanches
1,000 MV-68D Banshee II Light VTOL Transports
5,000 F-45 'Sharkishki' Multi-Role Fighters (Naval Fighter version)
5,000 F-45 'Sharkishki' Multi-Role Fighters (Naval Trainer version)
5,000 F-45 'Sharkishki' Multi-Role Fighters (Ground Attack version)
1,500 KC-135 Stratotankers
1,500 KC-10A Extenders
1,500 KC-130 Hercules
1,500 E-3C Sentry Aircraft
2,500 B-2 Spirits
2,500 B-9 Vexore Bombers
2,500 B-9 Sphinxes
3,000 B-47s
3,000 B-52s
1,000 AC-10 "Rockhopper Penguin" Attack Helicopters
1,000 AC-20 "Penguin" Attack Helicopters
10,000 AC-50 "Emperor Penguin" Attack Helicopters
1,000 AC-70 "Mountain Penguin" Scout-Attack Helicopters
4,500 CH-54B "Skycrane" Cargo Helicopters
4,500 SH-65A "Dolphin" ASW/Utility Helicopters
4,500 SZ-6 'Pegasus' Search and Rescue Helicopters


Indonesian Army
6 Infantry Divisions
5 Armored Infantry Divisions
1 ATTACK Brigade
3 Marine Divisions
4 Mechanized Divisions
2 Airmobile Infantry Divisions
2 Airborne Infantry Divisions
2 Special Forces Divisions
75 Popular Regional Forces Battalions
8 Reserve Divisions
25 F-14D Tomcats
25 F-16 Falcons
15 AC-130H Spectres
15 AC-130U Spookys
12 A-10/OA-10 Thunderbolt II
15 UH-60 Black Hawks
15 RAH-66 Comanches
50 TSF-620A "Xeon" Air Superiority Fighters

Indonesian Navy
6 Lotam class command battleships
4 Executor class combat logistics ships
50 Dominance-class Trimaran AA destroyers
50 Conquest-class Trimaran ASW frigates
30 Rothsky class anti-submarine destroyers
24 Virginia class fast attack submarines
24 Tennessee class conventionally-powered submarines
24 Sea Snake class attack submarines
16 Christian Baarnard class hospital ships
20 Alfredo Stroessner class carriers (each with 175 F-45 'Sharkishki' Multi-Role Fighters [Naval Fighter Version])
20 Leopoldo Galtieri class guided missile battleships
12 Texarkana class helicopter carriers (each with 25 AC-10 "Rockhopper Penguin" Attack Helicopters, 25 AC-20 "Penguin" Attack Helicopters, 25 AC-50 "Emperor Penguin" Attack Helicopters, and 25 AC-70 "Mountain Penguin" Scout-Attack Helicopters)
14 CG-59 Volcano class arsenal ships
60 Perrigon class minesweepers
8 Farragut DDGs


Philippine Army
12 Infantry Divisions
10 Armored Infantry Divisions
2 ATTACK Brigades
5 Marine Divisions
8 Mechanized Divisions
4 Airmobile Infantry Divisions
4 Airborne Infantry Divisions
3 Special Forces Divisions
150 Popular Regional Forces Battalions
15 Reserve Divisions
45 F-14D Tomcats
45 F-16 Falcons
25 AC-130H Spectres
25 AC-130U Spookys
25 A-10/OA-10 Thunderbolt II
30 UH-60 Black Hawks
30 RAH-66 Comanches
50 TSF-620A "Xeon" Air Superiority Fighters

Philippine Navy
3 Lotam class command battleships
2 Executor class combat logistics ships
25 Dominance-class Trimaran AA destroyers
25 Conquest-class Trimaran ASW frigates
15 Rothsky class anti-submarine destroyers
12 Virginia class fast attack submarines
12 Tennessee class conventionally-powered submarines
12 Sea Snake class attack submarines
8 Christian Baarnard class hospital ships
10 Alfredo Stroessner class carriers (each with 175 F-45 'Sharkishki' Multi-Role Fighters [Naval Fighter Version])
10 Leopoldo Galtieri class guided missile battleships
6 Texarkana class helicopter carriers (each with 25 AC-10 "Rockhopper Penguin" Attack Helicopters, 25 AC-20 "Penguin" Attack Helicopters, 25 AC-50 "Emperor Penguin" Attack Helicopters, and 25 AC-70 "Mountain Penguin" Scout-Attack Helicopters)
7 CG-59 Volcano class arsenal ships
30 Perrigon class minesweepers
4 Farragut DDGs


West African Army
20 Infantry Divisions
5 Armored Infantry Divisions
5 ATTACK Brigades
5 Marine Divisions
5 Mechanized Divisions
5 Airmobile Infantry Divisions
5 Airborne Infantry Divisions
5 Special Forces Divisions
300 Popular Regional Forces Battalions
20 Reserve Divisions
30 F-14D Tomcats
30 F-16 Falcons
20 AC-130H Spectres
20 AC-130U Spookys
20 A-10/OA-10 Thunderbolt II
35 UH-60 Black Hawks
35 RAH-66 Comanches
100 TSF-620A "Xeon" Air Superiority Fighters

West African Navy
1 Lotam class command battleship
1 Executor class combat logistics ship
15 Dominance-class Trimaran AA destroyers
15 Conquest-class Trimaran ASW frigates
5 Rothsky class anti-submarine destroyers
8 Virginia class fast attack submarines
8 Tennessee class conventionally-powered submarines
8 Sea Snake class attack submarines
12 Christian Baarnard class hospital ships
6 Alfredo Stroessner class carriers (each with 175 F-45 'Sharkishki' Multi-Role Fighters [Naval Fighter Version])
6 Leopoldo Galtieri class guided missile battleships
7 Texarkana class helicopter carriers (each with 25 AC-10 "Rockhopper Penguin" Attack Helicopters, 25 AC-20 "Penguin" Attack Helicopters, 25 AC-50 "Emperor Penguin" Attack Helicopters, and 25 AC-70 "Mountain Penguin" Scout-Attack Helicopters)
5 CG-59 Volcano class arsenal ships
35 Perrigon class minesweepers
5 Farragut DDGs


Rhodesian Federation Army
10 Infantry Divisions
8 Armored Infantry Divisions
3 ATTACK Brigades
4 Marine Divisions
8 Mechanized Divisions
5 Airmobile Infantry Divisions
5 Airborne Infantry Divisions
4 Special Forces Divisions
400 Popular Regional Forces Battalions
15 Reserve Divisions
25 F-14D Tomcats
25 F-16 Falcons
15 AC-130H Spectres
15 AC-130U Spookys
15 A-10/OA-10 Thunderbolt II
45 UH-60 Black Hawks
45 RAH-66 Comanches
50 TSF-620A "Xeon" Air Superiority Fighters


Portuguese African Army
20 Infantry Divisions
5 Armored Infantry Divisions
5 ATTACK Brigades
5 Marine Divisions
5 Mechanized Divisions
5 Airmobile Infantry Divisions
5 Airborne Infantry Divisions
5 Special Forces Divisions
300 Popular Regional Forces Battalions
20 Reserve Divisions
30 F-14D Tomcats
30 F-16 Falcons
20 AC-130H Spectres
20 AC-130U Spookys
20 A-10/OA-10 Thunderbolt II
35 UH-60 Black Hawks
35 RAH-66 Comanches
50 TSF-620A "Xeon" Air Superiority Fighters

Portuguese African Navy
1 Lotam class command battleship
1 Executor class combat logistics ship
15 Dominance-class Trimaran AA destroyers
15 Conquest-class Trimaran ASW frigates
5 Rothsky class anti-submarine destroyers
8 Virginia class fast attack submarines
8 Tennessee class conventionally-powered submarines
8 Sea Snake class attack submarines
12 Christian Baarnard class hospital ships
6 Alfredo Stroessner class carriers (each with 175 F-45 'Sharkishki' Multi-Role Fighters [Naval Fighter Version])
6 Leopoldo Galtieri class guided missile battleships
7 Texarkana class helicopter carriers (each with 25 AC-10 "Rockhopper Penguin" Attack Helicopters, 25 AC-20 "Penguin" Attack Helicopters, 25 AC-50 "Emperor Penguin" Attack Helicopters, and 25 AC-70 "Mountain Penguin" Scout-Attack Helicopters)
5 CG-59 Volcano class arsenal ships
35 Perrigon class minesweepers
5 Farragut DDGs


Roach-Busterian Russian Army*
25 Infantry Divisions
18 Armored Infantry Divisions
5 ATTACK Brigades
12 Marine Divisions
15 Mechanized Divisions
9 Airmobile Infantry Divisions
9 Airborne Infantry Divisions
8 Special Forces Divisions
45 Popular Regional Forces Battalions
50 Reserve Divisions
500 Mi-24s
150 Su-25
150 Su-32
150 Su-37
200 MiG-31
200 MiG-35

Roach-Busterian Russian Navy*
12 Typhoon class ballistic missile submarines
12 Oscar II cruise missile submarines
12 Graney attack submarines
6 Ul'yanovsk aircraft carriers (each with 50 Su-32)
8 Stalingrad battle cruisers
8 Kirov cruisers
15 Sovremenny destroyers
15 Novik frigates
5 Steregushchy patrol ships
10 Scorpion patrol craft


*Note that the Roach-Busterian Russian Armies and Navies are unique in that they feature vehicles and equipment different from all other units in the RB military

(Each RBRA Infantry Division is made up of 15,000 heavy infantry, 200 ZSU-23-4, 200 SA-19 100mm towed artillery, 100 TOS-1 Buratino 220mm Multiple Rocket Launchers, 100 ASU-85 self-propelled artillery, and 150 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)

(Each RBRA Armored Division is made up of 15,000 grenadiers, 500 T-95 MBTs, 400 ZSU-23-4, 400 SA-19 100mm towed artillery, 200 TOS-1 Buratino 220mm Multiple Rocket Launchers, 200 ASU-85 self-propelled artillery, and 300 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)

(Each RBRA Mechanized Division is made up of 15,000 mechanized infantry, 750 BMP-3, 750 BMP-4, 200 ZSU-57, 100 SA-19 100mm towed artillery, 100 ASU-85 self-propelled artillery, and 250 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)

(Each RBRA ATTACK Brigade is made up of 5,000 special operators, transported by Mi-24s, and provided ground support by 500 assorted artillery [either self-propelled or towed] and 300 reconnaissance vehicles, and provided aerial support by Mi-24s)

(Each RBRA Marine Division is made up 15,000 marines, 600 PT-76, 300 AT-16 Vikhr, 300 ZPU-4, 100 9A52 300mm, 100 9K58 300mm, 100 SA-19 100mm towed artillery, 100 ASU-85 self-propelled artillery, and 250 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)

(Each RBRA Airmobile Division is made up of 15,000 light infantry, transported by Mi-24s, with 200 SA-19 100mm towed artillery, 100 TOS-1 Buratino 220mm Multiple Rocket Launchers, 100 ASU-85 self-propelled artillery, and 150 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)

(Each RBRA Airborne Division is made up of 15,000 paratroopers, transported by Mi-24s, provided aerial support by Mi-24s, and provided ground support by 200 SA-19 100mm towed artillery, 100 TOS-1 Buratino 220mm Multiple Rocket Launchers, 100 ASU-85 self-propelled artillery, and 150 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)

(Each RBRA Special Forces Division is made up of 15,000 special forces, with 300 ZSU-57, 200 SA-19 100mm towed artillery, 200 ASU-85 self-propelled artillery, 150 TOS-1 Buratino 220mm Multiple Rocket Launchers, 100 9A52 300mm, 100 9K58 300mm, and 150 assorted reconnaissance vehicles)

(Each RBRA Reserve Division is made up of 15,000 light infantry, with 300 assorted artillery [self-propelled or towed] and 250 assorted light transports and reconnaissance vehicles)


Nuclear Weapons (note: I never use nukes when I RP)
50 silo systems (each with 5 separate silos, each with a capacity of 10 LGM-118A Peacekeepers; it also allows one to house a military staff of up to 600, and has an equipment terminal, a control centre with over 10 different types of failsafe technologies and several antannaes as well as a powerstation on site to back it up)
100 LGM-56A Apocalyptic Fury Theatre Ballistic Missile Launchers (total of 100,000 Apocalyptic Fury Theatre Ballistic Missiles)
33 Hellas IV Thermonuclear Bombs
15 Hellas V Thermonuclear Bombs
5 Hellas VI (E) Fusion Bombs
500 dirty bombs
5,000 hydrogen bombs
10,000 atomic bombs
10,000 LGM-30 Minuteman IIIs
10,000 LGM-118A Peacekeepers
1,000 MGM-134A Midgetman SICBMs
1,000 Apostle Class MIRV ICBMs
10,000 Jupiter-C IRBMs
100,000 BGM-140 Katana Supersonic Cruise Missiles
100,000 AGM-131 SRAM 2s
100,000 AGM-129 ACMs
100,000 B83 (Short range gravity bomb)s
100,000 B61 (Short range gravity bomb)s
10,000 'Pericles' Ground Launch Vehicles (each carrying 1 Alexander MRBM and attached with a 'Plato II' MLRS adapted for biological warfare)


Chemical/Biological Weapons
1,000,000 kilograms of anthrax
1,000,000 kilograms of mustard gas
1,000,000 kilograms of VX nerve gas
1,000,000 kilograms of Gabon nerve gas
1,000,000 kilograms of rabies virus
1,000,000 kilograms of Soman (GD) Nerve Agent
1,000,000 kilograms of Phosgene (CG) Pulmonary/Choking Agent
1,000,000 kilograms of Nitrogen Mustard (HN-2) Blister Agent
1,000,000 kilograms of Mustard/Lewisite (HL) Blister Agent (Mixture)
1,000,000 kilograms of Lewisite (L) Blister Agent
1,000,000 kilograms of Hydrogen Cyanide (AC) Blood Agent
1,000,000 kilograms of Tabun (GA) Nerve Agent
1,000,000 kilograms of GB-Nerve/Sarin Gas
1,000,000 kilograms of VX Nerve Agent
1,000,000 kilograms of Ebola Hemorrhagic Fever
1,000,000 kilograms of Rift Valley Fever
1,000,000 kilograms of Venezuelan Equine Encephalitis
1,000,000 kilograms of Human Immunodefiency Virus
1,000,000 kilograms of bubonic plague
1,000,000 kilograms of septicemic plague
1,000,000 kilograms of pneumonic plague
1,000,000 kilograms of dysentery
1,000,000 kilograms of cholera
1,000,000 kilograms of influenza
1,000,000 kilograms of Hepatitis A
1,000,000 kilograms of Hepatitis B
1,000,000 kilograms of Hepatitis C
1,000,000 kilograms of malaria
1,000,000 kilograms of viral encephalitis
1,000,000 kilograms of bacterial meningitis
1,000,000 kilograms of poliomyelitis
1,000,000 kilograms of tetanus
1,000,000 kilograms of smallpox
1,000,000 kilograms of rubella
1,000,000 kilograms of measles
1,000,000 kilograms of chicken pox
1,000,000 kilograms of botulism
1,000,000 kilograms of the common cold
1,000,000 kilograms of Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease
1,000,000 kilograms of gonorrhea
1,000,000 kilograms of herpes vulgaris
1,000,000 kilograms of syphilis
1,000,000 kilograms of acne rosacea
1,000,000 kilograms of amebiasis
1,000,000 kilograms of Chagas disease
1,000,000 kilograms of chlamydia trachomatis


Non-Nuclear Missiles
10,000 'Famistocles' Class Cruise Missiles
100,000 GWS.58 Hurricane multi-purpose SAMs
100,000 Type-V7Q1 (smart bomb)s
100,000 Type-V7Q2 (smart bomb)s
100,000 Type-V7Q3 (smart bomb)s
100,000 Type-V7Q4 (smart bomb)s
100,000 Type-V7Q5 (smart bomb)s
100,000 LRASM-50 (Long Range Anti-Surface Missile)s
100,000 MLAM-2 Air to Surface Missiles
100,000 Shockhound Avenger I air-to-ship; surface-to-ship missiles
1,000,000 Yellow Jacket mini-SAMs
1,000,000 BGM-109 Tomahawk Cruise Missiles
1,000,000 P-700 3M-45 Granats
1,000,000 TSM-2 Hawks
1,000,000 TSM-1 Falcons
10,000,000 Blowtorch Anti-Tank Guided Missiles


Misc. Weapons
10,000,000 claymore mines
10,000,000 anti-tank mines


Research Facilities & Materials
25 heavy water plants
100 nuclear reactors
500 laboratory complexes
1,000 centrifuges
1,000,000 kilos (depleted) of enriched uranium
1,000,000 kilos of plutonium
1,000,000 kilos of caesium
1,000,000 kilos of francium
1,000,000 gallons of heavy water


Defense Systems

500 of these:

Civilian Bunker Complex

Capable of withstanding a 10 Megaton Blast - A Civilian Bunker complex is ideal for those nations who are under threat of Nuclear Attack. The Bunker Complex comes with a further smaller Complex below it capable of storing food that will last a total of 1000 people up to 6 months. Incredibly strong architecture and no chance of internal collapsing make this an excellant choice for facilities such as Universities when a nation wants to protect its most gifted individuals. It comes with other supplies such as small cot beds.


100 of these:

Leadership Bunker

Built near to another undeground Military installation (allowing quick access to Military facilities) this facility itself is useful. Allowing protection of up to 800 People with foodstuffs stored in a variety of other underground facilities built onto the main structure. This facility, like a city underground comes with offices and bedrooms. It is ideal when a nation wants to protect its leadership and allow some seblance of authority in the aftermath of an attack. This facilities large scale design allows for 800 people to last for up to 16 Months with the capacity of food storage available.


2 of these:

Radiation Warning System

Made out of Tritanium, these small gauges linked to a main hub of your choosing will be able to ascertain (in the event of a Nuclear Disaster) which areas of a certain city or town are safe and which are not. This is an incredibly effective tool, especially if you are looking to rebuild your nation in the event of a Nuclear War, and want to know what area needs to be cleaned of radiation the most. Other uses include knowing which areas to evacuate e.t.c.


50 of these:

Aristotle Class Centralised ABM System

This revolutionary purchasing option allows you to purchase the following:

- 100 Aristotle Class ABM's with an effective Radius of 150 Miles.

- 50 Radar Systems all interlinked to a central control system.

- 4 Satellite Navigational Tracking System.

- 1 Command and Control Centre - Capable of tracking 100 Targets - Allowing it to track MRV's.

- 5 ABM Missile Silos - With thier own C&C Centres.

- 20 Civilian Nuclear Bunkers.

- Backup Integrated Patriot II System if the Aristotle Fails to take the ICBM Down. This again is interlinked to the Centralised Control System.


25 of these:

Aristotle II-EX Class Centralised SDI System

The Ultimate SDI system, it costs a large amount but is one of the most effective SDI system on NS at the moment:

- 500 Plato II Class ABM's with an effective Radius of 1000 Miles.

- 100 Radar Systems all interlinked to a central control system.

- 1 Satellite Thermal Imagining System.

- 12 'Centurion II' (Quicker locking on time) Satellite Navigational Tracking System.

- 1 'Midas' Orbital Weapons Platform. An early design but capable of firing MIRV capable ICBM's down from space, Orbital Weapon Platform operates under the basis of Intelligence, for example, if a Nuclear Attack is expected from a certain nation. The Midas will use its thrusters to gain a sustainable Orbit above that nation and prepare for incoming ICBM's (51% Success Rate in 150 Tests).

- 1 Command and Control Centre - Capable of tracking 500 Targets - Allowing it to track MRV's.

- 20 ABM Missile Silos - With thier own C&C Centres. And capable of withstanding a 50 Kiloton Blast. New Thermal dampening materials allow us to make these as less detectable as possible.

- 50 Civilian Nuclear Bunkers.

- 2 Leadership Bunkers.

- Links all AA Defenses together, providing multiple failsafes.

- Notification system to all ICBM Missile Silos, and Nuclear Capable Submarines if you Nation is hit. Notification system also notifies Fighter and Bomber Planes to scramble as soon as ICBM's or Nuclear Capable Planes are detected in the sky. Notification System also notifies Civilians via warning horns. This is all centralised to the Centralised System itself.

- Backup Integrated Patriot 2E System (89% success rate against Scuds and Conventional SRBM's) if the Aristotle Fails to take the ICBM Down. This again is interlinked to the Centralised Control System.