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The Democratic Republic of Zatchland selling EMP tech

Zatchland
06-11-2005, 04:54
With approximately 25% taxes and a workforce of 4 million, all of whom make an average of $10,000 a year (OOC: For my calculation purposes, we'll call one day a year. Also, I'm going to artificially set my cost of living fairly low...all my other calculations ended up with like three hundred trillion which seemed outlandish)) I have collected one trillion dollars in taxes. With E500 billion in costs I had a $500 billion surplus. So, I decided to raise the funds needed to accelerate my military. Afte a $200 billion research and development program, I have developed an efficient mass-production technique for EMP technology, which I will sell to you.

Wares:
(Missiles that will let out an EMP pulse on target)
Type A/M - $3,000,000 a piece, affects a one mile radius from impact point. Includes GPS guidance and abort option (so that those terrorists don't succeed when they sneak into your facilities and launch)

Type B/M - $6,000,000 a piece, affects a two mile radius from impact. Features of Type A as well as protection in the form of stealth technology to avoid missile interception.

Type C/M - $10,000,000 a piece, affects five mile radius. Features of Type A and B, additional possibility of two smaller bursts dropped on targets en route to main target. Small bursts cover half mile radius.

(Air-to-ground missiles)



Type A/A: Same as Type A/M. GPS replaced by Laser Targeting.

Type B/A: Same as type B/M. No stealth, features of A/A

Type C/A: Same as type C/M. Features of A/A, additional bursts left out due to size limitations.

(Shielding)

Sheet metal: $200,000 per ton. Use your own factories to shape it. Will block type A bursts. Blocks type B bursts unless within one half-mile. Blocks type C bursts unless within one and a half miles.

My R&D may yet turn out more.

IMPORTANT: By buying my EMP technology, you agree that I can send in my weapons inspectors to watch you and secure my manufacturing secrets. Pay $200 billion yourself if you want to build them.

I make $1,500,000 profit on Type A, $3,000,000 on Type B, and $5,000,000 on type C. There are no order limits. My officials will watch this thread and immediately ship you the items. Do not worry if I ahven't updated it yet.

Current money made by this venture: -$200 billion



Why use EMP weapons? Because the world runs on computers. With computers, a strong Electro-Magnetic Pulse will fry them. A well placed EMP can be just as powerful as a chemical weapon. You will cripple a society and by teh time the opponent gets running, you can effortelssly walk right past the inoperative tanks, seize the sitting ICBMs, and watch tehir planes fall out of the sky.
Zatchland
06-11-2005, 05:23
Bump...no military will regret this purchase
Evil Woody Thoughts
06-11-2005, 05:29
OOC: You don't have to do these calculations yourself. You can get online calculators (http://nstracker.retrogade.com/index.php?nation=Zatchland) to do that work for you.

Unfortunately, it doesn't look like you have a few hundred billion [insert currency here] to be shoving into EMP research and production.

One quirk with calculators: all values given are in United States Dollars. Your exchange rate is based off of your currency's conversion to a US Dollar.
Zatchland
06-11-2005, 05:38
OOC: You don't have to do these calculations yourself. You can get online calculators (http://nstracker.retrogade.com/index.php?nation=Zatchland) to do that work for you.

Unfortunately, it doesn't look like you have a few hundred billion [insert currency here] to be shoving into EMP research and production.

One quirk with calculators: all values given are in United States Dollars. Your exchange rate is based off of your currency's conversion to a US Dollar.

Ahh.....so that's why things were looking so good for my income. Oops. I'll close the thread until I have some money to invest in EMP tech to sell.