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ISAF releases new "Military Bloopers" video!

ISAF
02-11-2005, 17:27
Due to the increasing demand from citizens abroad, we, the Independent States Press Board, have decided to release the highly anticipated "Military Bloopers" video! Split up in to eight easy-to-understand chapters, you will have hours of entertainment just by watching the mistakes of green recruits at ISAF's Air Force boot camp!

This video Is available in DVD, VHS, and Betamax formats! It also comes with these great features:

-Musical Scores by CCR!*
-THX-enhanced sound!
-Newly Declassified material!
-Simple .wmv format!*



*Note: Only some videos may have CCR musical scores.
**Note: Some may be in other Formats


Chapter 1: "Precision" Air Drops
http://www.alexisparkinn.com/photogallery/Videos/airdrops.wmv

Chapter 2: Gone Fisihing
http://www.alexisparkinn.com/photogallery/Videos/PBY_fishing.wmv

Chapter 3: F*ck me!
http://www.alexisparkinn.com/photogallery/Videos/ohmygodSpitfire%20pass.wmv

Chapter 4: Castration
http://www.alexisparkinn.com/photogallery/Videos/Heli_refueling_accident.mpeg

Chapter 5: Birds Suck
http://www.alexisparkinn.com/photogallery/Videos/Hawk_birdstrike.avi

Chapter 6: Daily News
http://www.alexisparkinn.com/photogallery/Videos/F16%20Crash.ASF

Chapter 7: Crainial Intake
http://www.alexisparkinn.com/photogallery/Videos/cranial.mpeg

Chapter 8: STOL Gone Bad
http://www.alexisparkinn.com/photogallery/Videos/C-130%20Crash%20Landing.mpg



All these chapters can be yours for the low, low price of 15.99 (21.00 in Canada)! Act fast! Supplies are somewhat limited!
ISAF
03-11-2005, 02:58
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Comments? Criticism? General Bashing for taking up precious forum space?

ALL ARE WELCOME!
The Infinite Crucible
03-11-2005, 03:11
I thought they were pretty funny, at least the two I watched in my limited time.
Hurtful Thoughts
03-11-2005, 03:23
How much for the PBY from chapter 2?

Pilot optional, but preferred.
ISAF
03-11-2005, 03:52
That old firefighting jalopy?

150k USD takes it.
Hurtful Thoughts
03-11-2005, 07:28
We'll take twelve.
at 200k each.
$2.4 mil

glad to be doing business.

[snickers]

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