Torontia
01-11-2005, 05:36
From: The New Order Republic of Torontia
To: The International Community
At dawn today, Torontia annouces that it has begun to release ALL homosexual prisoners that NONE of them incured any harm during their detention.
Given the huge international pressure that has occured due to Torontia's anti-homosexuality laws, we have now made plans for a drastic change.
As we stated before, our own government run census has shown that 39 million homosexual males reside in Torontia.
It is impossible to exile all of them for reason of logistics and demographics.
Given that Torontian law makes homosexuality a crime punishable by death, given that if the law were to applied in full force that would result in the deaths of 39 million people, given that such killings would cause war on our nation;
Torontia will now put forward an open referendum on whether homosexuality should be leagalised.
If the referendum comes in favour of legalising homosexuality, then all homosexual males will be given immediate equal status with Torontian citizens.
President for Life of the New Order Republic of Torontia
Colonel Vader Tanakis
To: The International Community
At dawn today, Torontia annouces that it has begun to release ALL homosexual prisoners that NONE of them incured any harm during their detention.
Given the huge international pressure that has occured due to Torontia's anti-homosexuality laws, we have now made plans for a drastic change.
As we stated before, our own government run census has shown that 39 million homosexual males reside in Torontia.
It is impossible to exile all of them for reason of logistics and demographics.
Given that Torontian law makes homosexuality a crime punishable by death, given that if the law were to applied in full force that would result in the deaths of 39 million people, given that such killings would cause war on our nation;
Torontia will now put forward an open referendum on whether homosexuality should be leagalised.
If the referendum comes in favour of legalising homosexuality, then all homosexual males will be given immediate equal status with Torontian citizens.
President for Life of the New Order Republic of Torontia
Colonel Vader Tanakis