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From: The New Order Republic of Torontia

To: The International Community

The New Order Republic of Torontia is pleased to announce to the world a new initiative that will bring ecomonic greatness to Torontia, cheap consumer goods to the citizens of this world and will SAVE MANY lives for those people who are in dire need of organ replacements in other nations.

As the President for Life of my nation, I have personally ordered that ONE MILLION persons be rounded up and placed in prison camps.

ALL the prisoners are lawbreakers as they are either homosexuals or deviants who are living in poverty and homelessness and dwell in the shanty towns on the outskirts of the cities of Torontia.

These parasites are a drain on our great nation and make our great society impure. Thus we need to eradicate these vile beings from the nation and rebuild the moral character of our people.

But Torontia wants to save lives abroad and help those who need and are far more deserving of these vital organs of the human body.

Thus Torontia will keep captive these one million people for the purposes of executing them and harvesting.

The capitives will be killed upon request of a consumer making an order of purchase.

Thus the organs are in a fresh state and come fresh from the original host and will be frozen for delivery purposes.

The price of one human body with ALL organs is 10,000 USD.

The bodies can be delivered either as one or cut and disected into specification.

May all nations benefit from this great business opportunity!

President for Life of the New Order Republic of Torontia

Colonel Vader Tanakis

Oh man, you're ass is SOOOOO invaded.

(OOC: *Tastes thread* hmm, you can really taste the El Caudillo amongst the lack of civil liberties, but it maybe needs a bit more salt.)

For the price of 20 billion USD, Otagia would like to purchase all of said prisoners still living.

To Colonel Vader Tanakis,

You are required to immediately cease any such violations of the human dignity as you have proposed and set these people free. Failure to do so will result in war. Fulfilling any "order" placed will result in a declaration of war.

His Imperial Majesty,

Paul VII

Oh man, you're ass is SOOOOO invaded.

((I think his country is interesting, if morbid. I plan on watching the subsequent invasion.))

Official Statement of President John Holtz of Holy Paradise
To: President Tanakis of Torontia
Subj: Statement of Condemnation
In a way, our countries are alike: both of us believe homosexuality and perversion to be wrong.

That being said, however, you have crossed the line seperating the upholding of morals and genocide. My country condemns you and your acts as vile, disgusting, and degrading to all mankind.

[OOC: Unfortunately, past protection given by the IADF would have to now be retracted, since this is no longer an issue of sovereignty but of human indeciency.]

From: Allied Union High Command
To: Torontia

We are sorry to inform you that we cannot invade you and execute the criminal Vader Tanakis, as much of our military is busy wiping out another psychotic government. HOWEVER, we can begin an air war on your nation if any of these prisoners are executed.

And trust us, the Velkyan Air Force is VERY good at what they do.

Good night.

-End Transmission-

(OOC: this is okay so long as this guy follows the rules on RPing mass genocide, heads will roll, your people will not stand for mass genocide!)

((I think his country is interesting, if morbid. I plan on watching the subsequent invasion.))

I meant by another nation. My military is already involved in a full scale war.

The best I can do I destory his military from 100,000 feet in the air. :p

This is just sick!

<vomits>


<five minutes of incoherent cursing and yelling is heard>

Where was I?

Oh yes... Well... Semirhage doesn't agree with this, but since it IS an internal affair in your country... blah, blah, blah, do what you want... blah, blah, blah...


Prime Designate Sophia Moss
The Most Serene Republic of Semirhage
Favorite Quote- “Terror is only justice that is prompt, severe and inflexible.”- Maximilien Robespierre the Incorruptible

DEMOCRATIC SOVIET REPUBLIC OF KAHANISTAN
Office of the Vice President

In the name of Allah, the Compassionate, the Merciful

Why would homosexuals be living in shanty towns or camps? They have no children to support, and in fact have larger disposable incomes than heterosexuals because of it. The Government of Kahanistan believes that the answer must be that they are not allowed to work good jobs, which would force them into parasitism to survive.

We therefore condemn the Government of Torontia for its barbaric and medieval practices of organ farming and discrimination on sexual orientation, and I have personally asked the Supreme Soviet of Kahanistan to impose an embargo on human organs from rogue nations.

I would say we would be happy to go to war with you, but since you have allied yourself with the monstrous Craven Corporation, we are already hostile.

Signed,
Vice President Abd al-Karim bin Hassan

(OOC: this is okay so long as this guy follows the rules on RPing mass genocide, heads will roll, your people will not stand for mass genocide!)

[OOC: Even though history proves otherwise. The German people stood by in ignorance as six million Jews perished under the jackboot of Hitler, while Democratic Kampuchea was peaceful as two million Cambodians were slaughtered by Pol Pot - it took the direct intervention of Vietnam to put an end to the Cambodian genocide. So, it's not the rule that there would be unrest if there was a genocide in a country.]

Occ: As much as I would like to help Torontia if I did it would kind of throw off the balance of this whole thing wouldn't it...

[OOC: Even though history proves otherwise. The German people stood by in ignorance as six million Jews perished under the jackboot of Hitler, while Democratic Kampuchea was peaceful as two million Cambodians were slaughtered by Pol Pot - it took the direct intervention of Vietnam to put an end to the Cambodian genocide. So, it's not the rule that there would be unrest if there was a genocide in a country.]

(OOC: yeah but there was this big argument between El Caudillo and Euroslavia ((I think)) on the effects of genocide upon your nation, back in the good old days of EC, he claimed that if you continued to kill people who disagreed with your genocide polocies then you'd be fine, Euroslavia((?)) claimed that the population would continue to rise up against the goverment, and then EC left, and we never saw his blatent infringements on Civil Liberties again)

Jenrak can only ask why they used this, when slavery is much more efficient in the long run.

Indeed.

This would be a great time to test out our Arkbird bombers and their new Steel Rain Anti-Tank systems, as well as the RADF-2.

Rodenka comdemns these actions, and if your nation continues in this foul and despicable attack on human rights, the Rodenkan government will have no choice but to liberate your misguided country.

Prime Minister Pieter Von Dreslau

[removed]

If anyone threatins to invade Torontia they will have to put with one of our Infantry units (http://www.absoluteanime.com/gundam/index.jpg)

From: The New Order Republic of Torontia

To: The International Community

Torontia is very much concerned over the hysteria and over emotional remarks made by nations with regards to our business venture.

The word 'genocide' has even been used, despite this business venture being anything but 'genocide'.

The prisoners in question are CRIMINALS.

Those slum dwellers who have been rounded up are guilty of petty theft and drug abuse, due to their status in the shanty towns.

Homosexuality is ILLEGAL in Torontia and is punishable by death.

Given that Torontia normally executes these people and burns their corpses, is it not better to do something good for the world by giving these much needed organs to people who suffer from terrible illness and who are begging for organs?

Im sure those people in need of organs would agree with Torontia.

Torontia would also like to point out that these prisoners will NOT suffer and pain when executed as they will be given a lethal injection, so as not to damage the body for the consumers who wish to purchase our organs.

I hope the international community will find our statement assuring and will now be able to see things for what they are and that there is NO plans for 'genocide' whatsoever in Torontia.

Torontia only acts to further human happiness and the development of the global community of nations.

President for Life of the New Order Republic of Torontia

Colonel Vader Tanakis

The Second Strategic Support Division (ooc: conventional payload) and the First Fighter Division have been ordered to Failsafe position outside Torontian airspace.

If anyone threatins to invade Torontia they will have to put with one of our Infantry units (http://www.absoluteanime.com/gundam/index.jpg)

Broken link.

"We condemn this unjust persecution. We will not interfere in your affairs, as we value national sovereignty, but know this: We hereby denounce your government and are hereby breaking off diplomatic relations."

President Rothbard

Broken link.


yea but they give you a link that will lead to the page i wanted you guys to see

Secret Government Communiqué
To: Colonel Vader Tanakis

Dear Sir,

It has come to our attention that your nation has rounded up a number of degenerates and is going to once they expire sell their organs for the benefit of others. What we wish to inquire is if it would be possible to acquire any number of these persons alive for government programs? We view that their participation in these programs could provide greater benefits for potentially ourselves, and many others.

Sincerely,

High Councilman Mĕane
The People’s Republic of New Sans

"This is John Stefan, with an important news bulletin.

At 12:37 PM the Navy Department confirmed that First Fleet, consisting of five carrier battlegroups and three battleship battlegroups, and the First Marine Expeditionary Force have deployed in preparation for an invasion of Torontia, should they reject the ultimatum delivered by Emperor Paul VII.

We now return to your regularly scheduled program, The Seige of Vienna..."

yea but they give you a link that will lead to the page i wanted you guys to see

Why not just name what you're infantry is using (and the rest of your military incidentally)?

From: The New Order Republic of Torontia

To: The International Community

Torontia does NOT seek war with any nation and will only end this crisis via peaceful means.

A nation, who has requested that we keep their identity confidential, has offered to buy our prisoners for their need to conduct new scientific experiments that will advance the cause of medical research.

Torontia would, if the nations that oppose us call of their intent to attack us, sell our prisoners to the said nation.

President for Life of the New Order Republic of Torontia

Colonel Vader Tanakis

The morvonian goverment is discusted and will not take this siting down.We here by declare the 122nd Marines division along with 1 aircraft carrier 3 battle ships 8 destroyers will be put on high alert.Do not let war start over criminals.

OOC: I assume your "Infantry Unit" is within MT or PMT parameters, as most people agree effective combat mechs are not feasable in those timelines.

IC:

Location: Fico Air Force Base, Vanguard Isles
Time: 2000 hours

The control building at Fico was abuzz with activity, even at this evening hour. Flight vectors for Velkyan fighters and AMAs patrolling the homeland bounced around the walls of the tower, and commanders shouted orders at their subordinates. Then, a special ring came. The room quieted.

It was the Red Line, the secure fiber line through which all executive orders were patched through to the Fico base.

A captain picked up the phone, and stepped into a soundproof room.

"Fico Command, go ahead Papa Bear."

The voice on the other end was General Compton, commander of the Air Force.

"We have recieved a direct order to ready the 1st High Altitude Squadron for immediate launch against targets in Torontia."

The captain hesitated. The voice spoke again.

"2 of our sattlelites have picked out military targets for the 1st to take out in retalition for the Torontian mass-murders. We'll patch them through to the
1st as soon as they are airborne."

"Yes sir, they'll launch in one hour."

"Excellent, I'll inform the prez."

"Thank you, we'll alert you as soon as they are airborne."

The general added one last phrase.

"Good luck."

The line went dead.

The proposed scientific research is still a grave violation of their dignity and rights as human persons. The ultimatum stands.

His Imperial Majesty,

Paul VII.

If needed, Jenrak will aid Torontia in their defensive war; we excel at those.

From: The Grand Fascist Dictatorship of Voxio

To: The New Order Republic of Torontia

As you are not interested in the lives of these people, the Grand Fascist Dictatorship of Voxio would like to buy the freedom of these people. While looked down upon, the Fascist government of Voxio is quite tollerant and will not tollerate the genocide of any group.

However, if you do not wish to sell these prisioners the Nation of Voxio we will be ready to liberate them from you. In such an event all such prisioners to escape to Voxio will be given refugee status.

Signed
Grand Dictator Voxis II

From: The New Order Republic of Torontia

To: The International Community

Torontia will hand over the prisoners to any nation wishing to take them in return for all nations standing down their threats to our nation.

This transfer is totally free of charge.

Torontia will also be handing over further homosexuals for exile outside of our nation to those nations that are willing to take them.

President for Life of the New Order Republic of Torontia

Colonel Vader Tanakis

The Duchy's reality-spanning channel The War Channel is back in business and stands ready to deliver it's services to either or both sides of this war.

Please review this thread for details-
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=444547

Act now and lock in those low low reintroduction rates!


__________________________________________________________
This is the theory-
http://www.ndu.edu/library/n1/99-E-53.pdf

We are the practice and we make money at it.

OOC: I assume your "Infantry Unit" is within MT or PMT parameters, as most people agree effective combat mechs are not feasable in those timelines.

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I conseder it PMT But in an Alternative universe

Secret Government Communiqué
To: Colonel Vader Tanakis

Dear Sir,

Since it seems you are willing to exchange these persons we would just like to know what your price would be for their acquisition?

Sincerely,

High Councilman Mĕane
The People’s Republic of New Sans


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Government Comuniqué
To: The Intenational Community

We have decided in the interests of peace to come forward in this matter as the proposed offerer in the acquisition of these people. The medical research to which we refering is the treatment of any diseases that these civilians might have. As Torontia has stated these people live in slums and some are drug addicts, we feel that in The People's Republic our medicinal staff can not only aid these people, but potentially others if treatments arise from any potential diseases that they might have.

Sincerely,

High Councilman Mĕane
The People’s Republic of New Sans

(OOC)

To all nations still intending to attack.

Torontia has stated that it will hand over the prisoners to any nation that wants them without any harm done to them.

You lot said you would attack only if the killings went ahead, not ONE person has been killed and now they are going into exile.

The Grey House, McKagan City, McKagan

President Tony Johnson was deep in thought.

Torontia has, for years and years, threatened the international community, it's own citizens, and some of McKagan's most trusted allies. Not to mention the proof Halbergardian Intelligence Officials had of election fraud to bring a Nazi-like regime back into power after people there had blatantly rejected it, thus forcing that election in the first place.

Although other recent events would state otherwise, it looked as if Torontia was stepping up the heat on the SWC to react again. Tanakis had once again proven himself an idiot. But what else could nations gain from this news? When a nation resorts to chopping people up for money, they either have a failing economy or are Nazi like monsters. Both of which the McKagan State Department had accused the Tanakis regime of in the past.

On one hand, Johnson could order Tanakis to stand down, citing recent incursions in to freedom and liberty worldwide, it would be the safest move in the international spotlight. Given the worlds usual "be nice or die!" attitude, it would be hard to do anything other than launch a full invasion, or at least move units in a semi-hostile way.

On the other hand, a Super Dreadnaught fleet WAS in the area, and had been since Torontia reappeared and began threatening Halberdgardia. This platform was possibly the most valuable asset McKagan had at this point, giving the Military the power to launch and recover multiple CODEX teams, airwings, and, if needed, cruise missile strikes in order to stop the genocide that was about to take place. With that, he began to type his letter.

To: Colonel Tanakis
From: Tony Johnson, President, Democratic Imperium of McKagan


SRN has reported you are about to begin selling body parts on the open market. We SEVERELY urge you to desist. Not only will this damage your long term economy, it will possibly end up with the destruction of your nation! The international community is more... exteme into futile religions than it should be. Should you begin to eliminate these people, documentarys on how you've been killing kittens will be shown all over the world. Your nations economy will COLLAPSE! NO ONE will be willing to trade with Torontian companys when other Torontians are KILLING homosexuals for MONEY. It's a fact. Your other responses will show you this.

We are not moving military units against your nation, we are not placing trade embargos against you. Free trade in this nation remains free until a declaration of war is put forth. As you've said in the past, you do not wish for war with the SWC. The SWC, at least this nation, will most likely not attack you should you not do anything unintelligent!

We're offering you this. If you remain peaceful and try to calm everyone in the international community down, we will do everything possible to keep your nation from being attacked. Should you as much as THREATEN another nation, you lose that, and possibly your life. The ball is, and has been, in your court. It's what you do next that will determine how many thousands die under rivers of high explosives and napalm.

End Message
[Start Secret Message Encryption]

As it is being displayed now, and has been before, the international community isn't very versed on economics and/or sociology. The majority of other nations believe that there is a "law" written in a "bible" of sorts. The people of McKagan, and it's government, know this is false.

The McKagan Navy operates a large fleet of submarines. These units are most good for inserting, and removing personnel from hostile enviroments.

We put forth this offer, in this message only, that should you accept, we will move a small, VERY FAST submarine to the waters off your nation. If an invasion or attempt on your life is attempted, you will be able to be transported (via helicopter, boat, whatever) to this vessel, and then onto McKagan where you will be given a fixed income and a life of secrety for the rest of your life, or until your decide to leave. Whatever you wish. We are just trying to protect other leaders from the ruthless international community.
[End Encryption]

International Waters, several miles outside of New Sans claimed territory.

High Councilman Mĕane had anticipated that Torontia would want to unload these civilians with the amount of pressure members of the international community had been putting on them. That’s why as a precautionary measure several modified cargo vessels had departed from New Sans to make an attempt to evacuate these people. None of these vessels were armed since it was figured that any incident could potentially spark a full on war. Hopefully the cargo ships would be able to safely move these people from Torontia to The People’s Republic without incident.

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Government Communiqué
To: International Community

Dear Sirs/Madames,

A small number of cargo ships have been dispatched from our nation in order to safely extract these persons from the nation of Torontia. No arms are present and we hope that no incident will come of this.

Sincerely,

High Councilman Mĕane
The People’s Republic of New Sans

The Brotherhood Dominon of Hydrogen-Land in association with the IFLA would like to express it's deepest disgust at Torontia. We would like to take all prisoners and exiles in as refugees until a home for them can be found. Hydrogen-Land would take them in itself if it were not for the atmosphere, but other suitable areas have been found and are ready to accept arrivals.

Hydrogen-Land, IFLA, First Order Ruling Party of the Iron Fist.

From: AUHC
To: Torontia

Very well then. The bomber force has been recalled. However, heed this warning. The next time your government pulls something like this, the bombers will be back, and no amount of pleading will save you.

Good Night.

To All Involved Nations
Blargistanian Military High Command Communique
Begin Transmission. . .Open Source Code

Be it advised to all nations involved . . . Stand Down. The nation of Torontia has shown its Government's willingness to send out all of the target population alive as refugees to any willing nations. The Government of Blargistania recommends an immediate halt to all operations in the region. The Fistian combined military forces will be acting as an observer role in this conflict, any nations launching unprovoked attacks on Torontia or its allies will be dealt with immediatly. As previously stated, it is the recomendation of the Government of Blargistania that all nations stand down.

End Open Code Transmission

To the nation of Torontia and its Allies
Open Source Code transmission

The regional High Command of the Fistian Military has advised all involved nations to stand down. It would be advisable for all threats against target populaces to end. Any nations launching unprovoked attacks will be dealt with, but the situation depends of your response. Be advised that you are in violation of several UN decrees, mainly those dealing with human dignity. It would be in your best interest to stand down and send the target populaces as refugees to willing countries.

If you should choose another path in your response, be advised you will be staring down the business ends of several million deployable guns. The decision is yours.
End Transmission

Our military forces have been recalled.

From: The New Order Republic of Torontia

To: The International Community

As President for Life of Torontia, I ordered a census to be made, to give my government an estimation of how many homosexuals reside in Torontia.

The results show a staggering 39 million homosexual males in Torontia.

Torontia does NOT consider lesbianism to be a real or existing concept and women are EXEMPT from the anti-homosexuality laws of our nation.

Given the anti-homosexuality laws yet at the same time the high number of homosexuals who live in Torontia, making exile for all 39 million homosexuals near impossible for logistical reasons and the effect it would have on our economy;

Torontia would like to seek the advice of the international community in what to do with regards to this issue?

My own cabinet has become divided and one minister, Micheal Roberts-Minister of Finance, even suggesting that the anti-homosexuality laws be abolished and that they be given the same equal status as Torontian citizens!

Torontia wishes for a peaceful solution to this crisis and now asks the community of nations for their advice.

President for Life of the New Order Republic of Torontia

Colonel Vader Tanakis

The Grey House, McKagan City, McKagan

President Tony Johnson was deep in thought.

Torontia has, for years and years, threatened the international community, it's own citizens, and some of McKagan's most trusted allies. Not to mention the proof Halbergardian Intelligence Officials had of election fraud to bring a Nazi-like regime back into power after people there had blatantly rejected it, thus forcing that election in the first place.

Although other recent events would state otherwise, it looked as if Torontia was stepping up the heat on the SWC to react again. Tanakis had once again proven himself an idiot. But what else could nations gain from this news? When a nation resorts to chopping people up for money, they either have a failing economy or are Nazi like monsters. Both of which the McKagan State Department had accused the Tanakis regime of in the past.

On one hand, Johnson could order Tanakis to stand down, citing recent incursions in to freedom and liberty worldwide, it would be the safest move in the international spotlight. Given the worlds usual "be nice or die!" attitude, it would be hard to do anything other than launch a full invasion, or at least move units in a semi-hostile way.

On the other hand, a Super Dreadnaught fleet WAS in the area, and had been since Torontia reappeared and began threatening Halberdgardia. This platform was possibly the most valuable asset McKagan had at this point, giving the Military the power to launch and recover multiple CODEX teams, airwings, and, if needed, cruise missile strikes in order to stop the genocide that was about to take place. With that, he began to type his letter.

To: Colonel Tanakis
From: Tony Johnson, President, Democratic Imperium of McKagan


SRN has reported you are about to begin selling body parts on the open market. We SEVERELY urge you to desist. Not only will this damage your long term economy, it will possibly end up with the destruction of your nation! The international community is more... exteme into futile religions than it should be. Should you begin to eliminate these people, documentarys on how you've been killing kittens will be shown all over the world. Your nations economy will COLLAPSE! NO ONE will be willing to trade with Torontian companys when other Torontians are KILLING homosexuals for MONEY. It's a fact. Your other responses will show you this.

We are not moving military units against your nation, we are not placing trade embargos against you. Free trade in this nation remains free until a declaration of war is put forth. As you've said in the past, you do not wish for war with the SWC. The SWC, at least this nation, will most likely not attack you should you not do anything unintelligent!

We're offering you this. If you remain peaceful and try to calm everyone in the international community down, we will do everything possible to keep your nation from being attacked. Should you as much as THREATEN another nation, you lose that, and possibly your life. The ball is, and has been, in your court. It's what you do next that will determine how many thousands die under rivers of high explosives and napalm.

End Message
[Start Secret Message Encryption]

As it is being displayed now, and has been before, the international community isn't very versed on economics and/or sociology. The majority of other nations believe that there is a "law" written in a "bible" of sorts. The people of McKagan, and it's government, know this is false.

The McKagan Navy operates a large fleet of submarines. These units are most good for inserting, and removing personnel from hostile enviroments.

We put forth this offer, in this message only, that should you accept, we will move a small, VERY FAST submarine to the waters off your nation. If an invasion or attempt on your life is attempted, you will be able to be transported (via helicopter, boat, whatever) to this vessel, and then onto McKagan where you will be given a fixed income and a life of secrety for the rest of your life, or until your decide to leave. Whatever you wish. We are just trying to protect other leaders from the ruthless international community.
[End Encryption]

Bump for this post, especially the bolded section.

Official Response from the Grand Japanese Empire

Emperor Harrison has released today that the Japanese SHALL stand strong against all acts of Genocide and Terrorism. We have found the Torontian Government guilty of acts of Genocide against there own peoples. Parliament has verified requests made by the entire Armed Forces of Japan to plan out a full out assault on the Torontian Navy and coastal cities, this including all and any Torontian allied troops/vessels/air units that may be aiding the Torontians. This is not a war for land, for money, for blood, but for the opressed minorities of the Torontian Nation. The Japanese will not stand alone in the vigile assault on the Torontian Government, talks will be made with fellow nations of her region and allies to form a small coalition to end the Genocide as soon as possible. Shall the Torontian peoples accept this as a warning and prepare to evacuate all coastal and major cities, and/or to revolt against there Government and stop the Genocide before it is too late. That is all the Emperor has released for the day.

OOC

I'm boooooooooooooooooooored....Don't worry, I'm an asshole Empire but not an asshole IMPERIALISTIC Empire ( IE...I'm just going to bomb a few cities, have a few battles, and call it good ).

Hey McKagan, want to start up that Resident Evil RP I was going to do sometime tommorow?

OOC

I'm boooooooooooooooooooored....Don't worry, I'm an asshole Empire but not an asshole IMPERIALISTIC Empire ( IE...I'm just going to bomb a few cities, have a few battles, and call it good ).

OOC: You do realize though that the situation basically resolved itself already?

Hey McKagan, want to start up that Resident Evil RP I was going to do sometime tommorow?

Hmm.... possibly... I don't know. I'll think about it. A good zombie RP is always good, but not when everyone has to constantly upgrade weapons to compete with everyone else.

OOC: You do realize though that the situation basically resolved itself already?

OOC - Well if so..then NVM, but it still stands that I will attack if the situation resurfaces. From McKagan's post, he offered a fast transportation out of the country incase things effed up. Soooo I didn't exactly know.

Hmm.... possibly... I don't know. I'll think about it. A good zombie RP is always good, but not when everyone has to constantly upgrade weapons to compete with everyone else.

Yea I left kind of on accident. I loved how it was going but it got wierd. No one was posting clips and such, as for the other hand I kept up with my ammunition and didn't really have kick ass weapons. I mean..home made explosives and a Vulcan Gun? WTF?!!!?!!?!

Message from the Amestrian Ministry of Justice

The First Circuit Court has indicted Vader Tanakis on charges of Human Rights Abuses, 375 cases of murder, and Criminal Conspiracy. Mr. Tanakis presence before the Court is requested. Should he refuse he will have waived his rights to confront his accusers or address the Court and will thus be tried in absentia.

Government Communiqué
To: Amestria

Dear Sirs,

We would like to know why you are attempting to aggravate a situation that for the most part has been settled without any incident of violence. Secondly we would like to know on what authority apparently besides your own, which has no bearing on Torontia's national sovereignty you are attempting to try Mr. Tanakis?

High Councilman Mĕane
The People’s Republic of New Sans

Otagia is still waiting for a response on its generous offer.

Message from the Amestrian Ministry of Justice
To: The People's Republic of New Sans

Our Courts have been meaning to file charges against Vader Tanakis for some time; his recent actions have simply hastened the judicial machinery. Furthermore, Amestria is trying Mr. Tanakis under International Common Law.

Message from the Amestrian Ministry of Justice
To: The People's Republic of New Sans

Our Courts have been meaning to file charges against Vader Tanakis for some time; his recent actions have simply hastened the judicial machinery. Furthermore, Amestria is trying Mr. Tanakis under International Common Law.

Government Communiqué
To: Amestria

You do realize though that even if you convict him that he is under no obligation to you to turn himself in though?

From: The New Order Republic of Torontia

To: The International Community

At dawn today, Torontia annouces that it has begun to release ALL homosexual prisoners that NONE of them incured any harm during their detention.

Given the huge international pressure that has occured due to Torontia's anti-homosexuality laws, we have now made plans for a drastic change.

As we stated before, our own government run census has shown that 39 million homosexual males reside in Torontia.

It is impossible to exile all of them for reason of logistics and demographics.

Given that Torontian law makes homosexuality a crime punishable by death, given that if the law were to applied in full force that would result in the deaths of 39 million people, given that such killings would cause war on our nation;

Torontia will now put forward an open referendum on whether homosexuality should be leagalised.


If the referendum comes in favour of legalising homosexuality, then all homosexual males will be given immediate equal status with Torontian citizens.

President for Life of the New Order Republic of Torontia

Colonel Vader Tanakis

Government Communiqué
To: Amestria

You do realize though that even if you convict him that he is under no obligation to you to turn himself in though?

Message from the Amestrian Ministry of Justice
To: The People's Republic of New Sans

Yes, we would lack the means of direct enforcement. We would however seek his arrest by indirect means.

Secret Government Communiqué
To: Torontia

Dear Sirs,

Enclosed you will find a communique from the Amestrian Ministry of Justice

Message from the Amestrian Ministry of Justice
To: The People's Republic of New Sans

Yes, we would lack the means of direct enforcement. We would however seek his arrest by indirect means.

We wish to warn Colonel Vader Tanakis this nation may use underhanded tactics to potentially kidnap you should an oportune moment present itself for them.

TOPE SECRET MESSAGE

From: Torontian National Intelligence Service (TNIS)

To: New Sans

The TNIS and President Tanakis are aware of this pathetic attempt at a plot to overthrow us.

Worry not for their nation is weak and Torontia really is not that bothered by this futile charade.

However, Torontia is thankful for your support and your friendship towards us.

President Tanakis has told us to tell you that he is now considering dialogue with New Sans for a treaty of alliance between our two great nations.

(I think it's about time for me to kick your ass all over the board again and this time I'm using ALL of my puppets)

OOC: Torontia, i DID make an address to your government, y'know.

Official Imperial Decree


Let it be hereby known that the Empire condemns the release of said sexual deviants, and the legalization of such devilry known as homosexuality would be STRONGLY frowned upon by the Senate and People of Doomingsland. Should Torontia decide to choose the path of righteousness and purge these Satanic deviants from the Earth, they shall find themselves under the full and unconditional protection of the Empire. That said, we urge the Torontian government to continue with their original plan, for they shall recieve the backing of the Empire should heathenistic scum choose to oppose their decision.

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Source code, decrypt. . . 9901672634598776

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The Regional High Command of the Fistian Military offers its aid in evacuating as many of the 39 million Homosexuals as materials will allow. A full fleet of transport ships can be launched within the hour of a green light from the Torontian government, and, with the aid of any other willing nations, can rendezvous off the waters of Toronotia.

Blargistania has, on hand, 1,500 troop transport ships available. The military High Command would like to remind all nations involved that this is a peaceful rescue operation that is being observed by military means. Any offensive or belligerent action will be taken as a direct threat and acted upon.

Any nations that wish to send aid on this rescue mission, please send confirmation of aid as well as lists of aid given. Rendezvous will be set once confirmation is recieved from Torontia.

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Torontia, i'm trying to forge a plotline here with the Tanakis regime. Not only would it be a tactical asset to you, but in the longterm, it would set our two nations on the path to possible trade alliances and stuff. You might want to consider replying.

(OOC)

Sorry McKagan.

You may notice Torontia is at war with Yallak, Xirnium and Kahanistan!

The Kraven Corpration, an ally of mine, is invading Xirnium and I joined in the fight to get a slice of the occupied nation, once it falls to our armies.

This is Torontia's first go at all out war for conquest and exterminating the race of another nation.

Anyways, as you can see, I have a referendum going on legalising homosexuality in Torontia, so by mid Wednesday, homos will walk my nations streets as free and equal to the rest of my people, which is not saying much given that the straight ppl in Torontia don't have much freedom either.

Anyways I thought it impossible to wipe out 39 million men, which is what would happen if I killed all my gay people, since exiling them is logistically impossible, Im going to tolerate them.

Anyway, now Im at war, I need all the men I can get! Gay or straight, to be sent of into an unkown nation to do battle.

As for your offer of exile for Colonel Tanakis, not needed!

This crisis has now passed.

But Im more than interested in joining an alliance with you.

(OOC)

The offer of exile doesn't ONLY apply to this situation. I know how you RP (:p ), and i'm not entirely sure that in a few weeks you won't be up against a 2 billion man army again. It's just on the table, nonetheless.

An all out alliance right now isn't entirely possible. It's not that I don't want to do it, but that I can't justify my IC government secretly talking about invasion plots one day and the next day they're saving you from someone.

That's not to say that, if you don't go nuclear, after time it will be impossible to get an alliance going. Maybe a diplomacy thread of some sort, or something? We could get other people in on it too, and maybe set Torontia up as an emerging power.

(OOC)

What is McKagan's IC view of the Kraven Corporation???

Im sure you are familiar with how Kraven rules his nation, the mass genocide and slavery blah blah blah

But despite them to be mass murdering, nation destroying fascist psychos, any positive views on them?

If so, let Torontia and McKagan do a bit of, to quote Henry Kissinger, Shuttle diplomacy to get you on the Kraven/Torontian side of this bloody war we are in.

As for nukes, Im getting them this RL friday as Shazbotdom has sold 30 ICBMS with a range of 13,500km.

They are being made now.

As for using them, I had a OOC chat with the nation Im at war with, Xirnium, he said Im most likely going to occupy his nation and win the war, but at a heavy price, as is about to fall, he is going to go al Zarqawi on my ass and nuke me and use his bio missiles.

So Torontia well may win, but with about 50 million war dead on my side.

In response, of course Im going to nuke every last person he has in his nation.

Besides, when I finally occupy Xirnium, Torontia is going Nazi and will EXTERMINATE all of his nations people in order to make room for my own Torontian people who are going to be settled there.

Unlike you and the SWC, When a nation falls under Torontian rule, I wipe the locals out and repleace them with my own kind.

(OOC)

What is McKagan's IC view of the Kraven Corporation???

Im sure you are familiar with how Kraven rules his nation, the mass genocide and slavery blah blah blah

But despite them to be mass murdering, nation destroying fascist psychos, any positive views on them?

If so, let Torontia and McKagan do a bit of, to quote Henry Kissinger, Shuttle diplomacy to get you on the Kraven/Torontian side of this bloody war we are in.

As for nukes, Im getting them this RL friday as Shazbotdom has sold 30 ICBMS with a range of 13,500km.

They are being made now.

As for using them, I had a OOC chat with the nation Im at war with, Xirnium, he said Im most likely going to occupy his nation and win the war, but at a heavy price, as is about to fall, he is going to go al Zarqawi on my ass and nuke me and use his bio missiles.

So Torontia well may win, but with about 50 million war dead on my side.

In response, of course Im going to nuke every last person he has in his nation.

Besides, when I finally occupy Xirnium, Torontia is going Nazi and will EXTERMINATE all of his nations people in order to make room for my own Torontian people who are going to be settled there.

Unlike you and the SWC, When a nation falls under Torontian rule, I wipe the locals out and repleace them with my own kind.

Not had many dealings with the Corporation, other than once when I was going to send in help for him in one of his RP's but it died.

Now, I would have no problems signing trade and stuff, and possibly even conducting covert operations together. IE, the government would support you, to an extent, but not in the international spotlight.

I'm sorry, but the Nazi like stuff goes against everything the nation ICly stands for. I CANNOT support a nation that does it. It just doesn't work. If you start doing that to the citizens of nations you occupy, ICly my government would feel the need to make sure you don't occupy anything else.

Take the hint: MINION ABUSE IS BAD!

The Scottish Union is opposed to all parties in this matter.

If a country chooses to kill their own populace then it should be allowed to do so.

Any action taken against this country will be a violation of that nations sovereignty.

What will be next.....war because you don't like a nations tax system.

Military action should only be taken if the matter escalates into neighboring
countries or is a direct threat to your citizens. For now The Scottish Union will impose economic sanctions.

The Scottish Union would also allow lipstick lesbians that are bi to relocate
to Shester. You will be safe here....so soft and tender kisses......girl on girl.

Excuse me.

Kelly McHampston
Shester Ruling party