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"Let it be known that on this day, October 29, 2005 A.D., the government of the Libertarian Confederated Republic of Lewrockwellia does hereby announce the legalization of marriage between same-sex couples. Let it be known that this government recognizes that all people are equal in the eyes of the law, and that whom a person chooses to love is no one's business but their own. In the spirit of liberty, I, President Llewellyn T. Rothbard, do hereby sign into law this Equality of Marriage Act."

President Rothbard signed the document, as outside, thousands of people of every sexual orientation cheered, waved the Lewrockwellian flag, and sang the national anthem. The Equality of Marriage Bill had passed both the House of Representatives and the Senate by a landslide (it passed unanimously though the House and by a vote of 49-1 in the Senate), and President Rothbard, long a proponent of equality for all regardless of orientation, happily signed the bill into law without hesitation whatsoever.

Today would be marked as a great day in history.

Greetings,
We here at Rolatia are extremely happy you have taken this great udnertaking in civil rights. We congratulate you on your actions and home this will allow many people to experience the happiness of unitude that they would not be able to experience in quite a lot of countries
Dr J Edwards
Prime Minister of Rolatia

"Thank you. Advancing civil rights is what we strive to do."

President Rothbard

Unofficial Message from the desk of the Foreign Minister

It is a great thing to legalize homosexual marriage, President Rothbard of Lewrockwellia.... but 2005?... Isn't that a little bit late? We have had no government interference in marriage at all ever since 1647!

Anyway, congrats on the milestone, and in the future remember to beware of right-wing moralists.

~Lorin Dax, Associate Foreign Minister

Unofficial Message from the desk of the Foreign Minister

It is a great thing to legalize homosexual marriage, President Rothbard of Lewrockwellia.... but 2005?... Isn't that a little bit late? We have had no government interference in marriage at all ever since 1647!

Anyway, congrats on the milestone, and in the future remember to beware of right-wing moralists.

~Lorin Dax, Associate Foreign Minister

"Lol, our nation wasn't founded until about a month ago."

President Rothbard

Official Statement from the Shogunate:

We officially condemn this action in the severist of degrees. We ask that Lewrockwellia use more moral common sense in the future.

Shogun Himura Kenshin.

Official Statement from the Shogunate:

We officially condemn this action in the severist of degrees. We ask that Lewrockwellia use more moral common sense in the future.

Shogun Himura Kenshin.

"If I had to choose between morality and human rights I'd pick human rights anyday. Even though I'm a deeply religious man. I believe we should hate the sin and love the sinner. Who people want to marry is their business not mine."

President Rothbard

We applaude Lewrockwellia for seeing sense and allowing people of the same sex that love each other dearly to marry as is their right.

King Kurt II

To the President of Lewrockwellia,

I would like to extend my congradulations on this wonderful step in the right direction in the course of Civil Rights. As the Prime Designate of the Most Glorious Nation of The Most Serene Republic of Semirhage (which is currently purging it's self of CounterRevolutionaries and filthy Imperialist) I can only hope that your people will continue to push for greater and greater Freedom and glorious Liberty!

Signed,

Sophia Moss, Prime Designate of The Most Serene Republic of Semirhage

Prime Designate Sophia Moss
The Most Serene Republic of Semirhage
Favorite Quote- “Terror is only justice that is prompt, severe and inflexible.”- Maximilien Robespierre the Incorruptible

"Thanks all."

President Rothbard

"Lol, our nation wasn't founded until about a month ago."

President Rothbard
Unofficial Statement

"Ah. Sorry about that, we were unaware that you were such a young nation. Generally we like to welcome all new nations to the international community, being more than 2,000 years old ourselves; however, due to our current state of war we simply don't have the time.

"But certainly let us know if any right-wing moralists decide to put diplomatic or military pressure on you because of this, so we can deal with them. Also, we'd like to open official diplomatic relations with you at some point in the future, when we're done dealing with our religious dictatorships."

~Lorin Dax, Associate Foreign Minister

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Official Statement, Incorporated Sarzonian Government


The Incorporated States of Sarzonia applauds this action taken by the nation of Lewrockwellia in the advancement of full equality for all its citizens. While our nation does not have same sex marriage per se, we have a system that confers the full set of legal benefits and responsibilities otherwise visited upon marriage unto civil unions. We thus require both same-sex and opposite-sex couples to have a civil union to receive government benefits.

However, this is not a day to compare systems. It is a day for us to congratulate you for your stance against world bigotry. Let it be known that you will have a strong, firm friend in the Sarzonian people.

Mike Sarzo
President
Incorporated States of Sarzonia

Mark Lorber
Senior Vice President and External Affairs Officer
Incorporated States of Sarzonia

Unofficial Statement

"Ah. Sorry about that, we were unaware that you were such a young nation. Generally we like to welcome all new nations to the international community, being more than 2,000 years old ourselves; however, due to our current state of war we simply don't have the time.

"But certainly let us know if any right-wing moralists decide to put diplomatic or military pressure on you because of this, so we can deal with them. Also, we'd like to open official diplomatic relations with you at some point in the future, when we're done dealing with our religious dictatorships."

~Lorin Dax, Associate Foreign Minister

"I'd like that too. Good luck with your war."

President Rothbard

"President Sarzo, would you like to establish diplomatic relations?"

President Rothbard

"I'd like that too. Good luck with your war."

President Rothbard
Lorin Dax chuckles as he thinks about Czardas, the only nation facing a vast army made up of troops from The Warmaster, Borman Warrior, Psov, Shenyang, Doomingsland, and Freudotopia. Coincidentally enough, with every single one of those nations large enough to defeat Czardas on its own. He decides to write simply:

Thank you. We'll need it.

He wonders if there will even be a Czardas left to open diplomatic relations when this is over.

Greetings,
Rolatia would like to exchange embassies with your prestigious country, especially due to the fact we share the same left-wing liberal views. We can fly in a team of builders and diplomat, plus materials to build the embassy if you choose. In return, we will allow you to establish an embassy in central Redmofo - the capital city of Rolatia. We hope you accept our deal, and urge you not to cave in to moralists who oppose your brilliant decision
Dr J Edwards
Prime Minister of Rolatia

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Official Statement, Incorporated Sarzonian Government

The Incorporated Sarzonian Government would be very pleased to establish official diplomatic relations with Lewrockwellia. I have forwarded your request to Deputy Senior Vice President and External Affairs Officer Grant Haffner and he has indicated that he would be delighted to begin the official dialogue with your country.

We would be interested in establishing an exchange of embassies (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=351513) with your government. Should you accept our offer, a place will be reserved for you in Embassy Cove in our nation's capital, Woodstock.

We look forward to your response.

Mike Sarzo
President
Incorporated States of Sarzonia

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Statement from the General Secretary
Union of Soviet Socialist Republics

I find it somewhat disturbing that the nation of Lewrockwellia is pro-market, yet has a distinctly social domestic policy. However, I am pleased that the Lewrockwellian administration has finally decided to remove itself from the age of persecution and legalise homosexual marriage. I congratulate the people on their decision.

Sincerely,
Robert Pacitania, Ph.D.
General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union

Greetings,
Rolatia would like to exchange embassies with your prestigious country, especially due to the fact we share the same left-wing liberal views. We can fly in a team of builders and diplomat, plus materials to build the embassy if you choose. In return, we will allow you to establish an embassy in central Redmofo - the capital city of Rolatia. We hope you accept our deal, and urge you not to cave in to moralists who oppose your brilliant decision
Dr J Edwards
Prime Minister of Rolatia

"We would love to exchange embassies with you."

President Rothbard

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Statement from the General Secretary
Union of Soviet Socialist Republics

I find it somewhat disturbing that the nation of Lewrockwellia is pro-market, yet has a distinctly social domestic policy. However, I am pleased that the Lewrockwellian administration has finally decided to remove itself from the age of persecution and legalise homosexual marriage. I congratulate the people on their decision.

Sincerely,
Robert Pacitania, Ph.D.
General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union

"Thank you Dr. Pacitania."

President Rothbard

OoC: Lol, a commie nation called Fascist Confederacy :p

"We would love to exchange embassies with you."

President Rothbard
Greetings,
We are delighted that you have decided to accept our offer. Our construction teams and ambassadors are currently being flown over to Lewrockwellia
Dr J Edwards
Prime Minister of Rolatia

Greetings,
We are delighted that you have decided to accept our offer. Our construction teams and ambassadors are currently being flown over to Lewrockwellia
Dr J Edwards
Prime Minister of Rolatia

"Excellent, thank you."

President Rothbard

From: The New Order Republic of Torontia

To: Lewrockwellia

The New Order Republic of Torontia is TOTALLY DISGUSTED with your evil and sick nation, a land of vile communist gangsters and dirty AIDS ridden homosexual perverts!

Torontia ONLY prays for the fast death of every single homosexual pervert in your nation and that they burn in Hell for ever, for in Hell the homosexuals are reunited with their leader and their pimp, Satan.

Gay 'marriage' is a crime WORSE than the genocide of the entire human race!

In response to this evil that now plagues your nation, Torontia will announce that we have rounded up MANY homosexual perverts in our nation and they now reside in concentration camps.

For EVERY gay marriage that takes place in your nation, Torontia will EXECUTE 100 homosexuals in our nation.

If you care for the lives of these dirty AIDS ridden creatures, revoke your insanity and so be it, revoke the gay 'marriage' law.

President for Life of the New Order Republic of Torontia

Colonel Vader Tanakis

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From: The New Order Republic of Torontia

To: Lewrockwellia

The New Order Republic of Torontia is TOTALLY DISGUSTED with your evil and sick nation, a land of vile communist gangsters and dirty AIDS ridden homosexual perverts!

Torontia ONLY prays for the fast death of every single homosexual pervert in your nation and that they burn in Hell for ever, for in Hell the homosexuals are reunited with their leader and their pimp, Satan.

Gay 'marriage' is a crime WORSE than the genocide of the entire human race!

In response to this evil that now plagues your nation, Torontia will announce that we have rounded up MANY homosexual perverts in our nation and they now reside in concentration camps.

For EVERY gay marriage that takes place in your nation, Torontia will EXECUTE 100 homosexuals in our nation.

If you care for the lives of these dirty AIDS ridden creatures, revoke your insanity and so be it, revoke the gay 'marriage' law.

President for Life of the New Order Republic of Torontia

Colonel Vader Tanakis

In the older times it used to be that this was a crime against society. Something that didn't result in births and was overall bad for society in general. However we have discovered that the homosexuals adopt many abandoned children and overall treat children with the same level of caring that we would expect from any Heterosexual couple. They pick up where society left off, and with many signs that predisposition to homosexuality being genetic it is a God-given gift. Ignore the nay-sayers, in fact marry so many homosexuals that Torontia will have to execute all of its people.

Minister of Public Relations

"Thank you Dr. Pacitania."

President Rothbard

OoC: Lol, a commie nation called Fascist Confederacy :p

OOC: Due to forum regulations, I have to keep this name. However, I actively roleplay as the USSR.

Holy Xirnium applauds the course of action taken by your government. The God-Emperor, most beneficient and benevolent, considers all people (save, of course, for the filth of the Kraven Corporation and its slave allies) to be equally his children, no matter their race, creed, gender, political affiliation or sexuality, and thus the Ecclesiarchy is glad that you have taken such an important step in the advancement of civil rights.

From: The New Order Republic of Torontia

To: Lewrockwellia

The New Order Republic of Torontia is TOTALLY DISGUSTED with your evil and sick nation, a land of vile communist gangsters and dirty AIDS ridden homosexual perverts!

Torontia ONLY prays for the fast death of every single homosexual pervert in your nation and that they burn in Hell for ever, for in Hell the homosexuals are reunited with their leader and their pimp, Satan.

Gay 'marriage' is a crime WORSE than the genocide of the entire human race!

In response to this evil that now plagues your nation, Torontia will announce that we have rounded up MANY homosexual perverts in our nation and they now reside in concentration camps.

For EVERY gay marriage that takes place in your nation, Torontia will EXECUTE 100 homosexuals in our nation.

If you care for the lives of these dirty AIDS ridden creatures, revoke your insanity and so be it, revoke the gay 'marriage' law.

President for Life of the New Order Republic of Torontia

Colonel Vader Tanakis
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Official Statement
From: Desk of the Foreign Minister
To: Torontia

We are utterly appalled by your statement of intent to genocide.

For every single homosexual that you execute in your nation, one thousand of your citizens will pay with their lives.

If you carry out this promise, the Concordance will not only actively condemn you, we will impose sanctions on your nation, and prepare for war. As we are more than twice your size, you can be sure that this will not be a wise move. Despite our troops stationed overseas in Nerotika and Palatius, we have many more forces eager to fight for human rights and justice.

Do you really want this? Think carefully, Torontia. Rest assured that if you commit this genocide, the international community will not be merciful.

Think about it, and have a pleasant day.

~Kari Alhoun, Czardaian Foreign Minister
“Libertas, Justitia, Honorum, Veritas”
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From: The New Order Republic of Torontia

To: Czardas

What a pathetic attempt at a so-called threat!

Do NOT bother to threaten us again, as Torontia is friends with MANY nations that are larger than yours and have a long history of not showing ANY mercy to those nations, like yours, that are stupid enough to pose a threat to their loyal allies.

All of our allies are NUCLEAR powers and Torontia has a HUGE stockpile of chemical and biological weapons, not to mention that we have begun work on gaining nuclear status and will soon have our own array of nuclear tipped ICBMs.

Torontia has noticed that your nation is an 'anarchist' one, well thats even more of a reason for us to ignore you, as your nation and your people are nothing but a gang of workshy tramps, deviants, perverts, gangsters and terrorists.

Torontians are proud fighters and fifty of your so-called troops would not even take out one of ours!

Moving away from your stupid delusions of trying to even think of attacking us, what business is it of yours to poke your dirty nose into the internal affairs of our nation?

Ever hear of the concept of NATIONAL SOVERIEGNTY???

Your nation is led by a gang of imperialist fucks, who seek to spread your decadent and vile so-called 'way of life' to socially pure nations like Torontia.

Do you not understand that homosexual perverts are NOT human beings and thus they cannot be afforded so-called 'human rights'.

You cannot give human rights to something that is not human, and homosexuals are NOT human.

Torontia will ignore your pathetic joke of a nation and Torontia will do as it pleases.

May your evil nation and it's retarded and insane leadership burn in Hell along with the homosexual perverts you claim to love so much!

President for Life of the New Order Republic of Torontia

Colonel Vader Tanakis

O.....k?

Meanwhile, the Imperium of Serapindalia will gladly release an official comment to Lewrockwellia.

"Good for you."

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Official Statement
From: Desk of the Foreign Minister
To: Torontia

We are utterly appalled by your statement of intent to genocide.

For every single homosexual that you execute in your nation, one thousand of your citizens will pay with their lives.

If you carry out this promise, the Concordance will not only actively condemn you, we will impose sanctions on your nation, and prepare for war. As we are more than twice your size, you can be sure that this will not be a wise move. Despite our troops stationed overseas in Nerotika and Palatius, we have many more forces eager to fight for human rights and justice.

Do you really want this? Think carefully, Torontia. Rest assured that if you commit this genocide, the international community will not be merciful.

Think about it, and have a pleasant day.

~Kari Alhoun, Czardaian Foreign Minister
“Libertas, Justitia, Honorum, Veritas”
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We condemn the actions of Czardas. The Citizenry of Torontia in no way pay for the statements of a government official.

The sacred Ecclesiarchy of Holy Xirnium notes with humour the foolish threats of Torontia to Czardas. It is yet more evidence, if any more were needed, that the Kraven filth and their fawning slave allies are the greatest threat to world security of the modern age. These foul demons think nothing of executing their own citizenry and threatening the national security of others. The heretical regimes even threaten nuclear war itself! Their actions should but disgust any nation with even the barest shred of decency and honour.

From: The New Order Republic of Torontia

To: Xirnium

Your nation is a nothing but a gang in inbreeds and your nation is such a joke that you should NOT make insults to other great nations who are not only far greater to your vile nation in their way of life, society and governmental system, but who have the military means to wipe your nation of the map of this world!

Torontia considers the Kraven Corporation to be a friend of our nation and Torontia thinks highly of their government and the way their society is organised.

However that does not make us their 'slave allies', Torontia advises you to pick up a dictionary and learn the definition of the word slavery!

Torontia is an INDEPENDENT nation with a PROUD and LONG history of stopping other nations who have in the past sought to destroy the freedom that exists in our great nation.

Torontia ORDERS your vile nation to retract the offensive remarks you made to us and the Kraven Corporation.

Torontia also asks that you learn the art of diplomacy and in future, do NOT cause offense to other nations with insults and baseless lies!

President for Life of the New Order Republic of Torontia

Colonel Vader Tanakis

From: The New Order Republic of Torontia

To: Czardas

What a pathetic attempt at a so-called threat!

Do NOT bother to threaten us again, as Torontia is friends with MANY nations that are larger than yours and have a long history of not showing ANY mercy to those nations, like yours, that are stupid enough to pose a threat to their loyal allies.
I see. You assume that Czardas does not have its own allies that will come to its aid if it is attacked. What a joke.

All of our allies are NUCLEAR powers and Torontia has a HUGE stockpile of chemical and biological weapons, not to mention that we have begun work on gaining nuclear status and will soon have our own array of nuclear tipped ICBMs.
Threatening nuclear war now? Besides the fact that we can easily launch an attack on your nation now and release all those chemical and biological agents within Torontia itself, think about the consequences if you fire nuclear missiles at Czardas. The international community will not exactly appreciate your actions. I have a feeling that some of your allies might not entirely support you if you launch a nuclear attack against a nation that has shown no sign of attacking you at any rate.

Torontia has noticed that your nation is an 'anarchist' one, well thats even more of a reason for us to ignore you, as your nation and your people are nothing but a gang of workshy tramps, deviants, perverts, gangsters and terrorists.
Only bullies such as yourself would possibly think of insulting the citizens of a nation when it is their government that has condemned you. And bullies, as we all know, are weak and cowardly at heart. You might want to tone up the way you talk to foreign powers to prevent these impressions from circulating.

Torontians are proud fighters and fifty of your so-called troops would not even take out one of ours!
Have you ever met a Czardaian Special Operative? One of those killed no fewer than 32 troops of a foreign power with a military many times larger and better-trained than yours could ever hope to be. The Concordance finds your threats ridiculous. We have held our own against armies outnumbering us four to one in the past.

Moving away from your stupid delusions of trying to even think of attacking us, what business is it of yours to poke your dirty nose into the internal affairs of our nation?

Ever hear of the concept of NATIONAL SOVERIEGNTY???
Yes, and ordinarily we would respect such a concept. However, there is something greater than national sovereignty, which is called HUMAN RIGHTS. I doubt you've ever heard of these. These are international and transcend all borders, and nations that violate them do not deserve to keep their national sovereignty.

Your nation is led by a gang of imperialist fucks, who seek to spread your decadent and vile so-called 'way of life' to socially pure nations like Torontia.
Insulting the leadership of a nation is particularly unwise when such leadership does not exist. Czardas is ruled by its people, none others. They are the leadership, and insulting the citizens of a nation can lead to severe consequences for the insulter.

Do you not understand that homosexual perverts are NOT human beings and thus they cannot be afforded so-called 'human rights'.

You cannot give human rights to something that is not human, and homosexuals are NOT human.
Please explain your reasoning behind this. What makes homosexuals not humans? Czardas has over 100 million homosexuals living in its nation, and they are in no way different from the rest of the people living in the Concordance, with some minor exceptions where it comes to natural reproduction, of which they are incapable.

Torontia will ignore your pathetic joke of a nation and Torontia will do as it pleases.
You are free to do as you please. Simply be warned that there may be...consequences.

May your evil nation and it's retarded and insane leadership burn in Hell along with the homosexual perverts you claim to love so much!
As we have said, the leadership of Czardas is its people. They care about homosexuals because nearly ten percent of them are homosexuals. Less than two percent of Czardaians are mentally retarded or insane and all of them are currently residing in mental hospitals, with the responsibility of participating in the government removed from them until they are cured. And the people of Czardas will only burn in Hell if they believe in it; considering that more than 40% of them are atheists, it is highly unlikely that they will do so. Besides, the holy books you claim to run your nation by (which ordinarily would be fine with us) do not call for the destruction of all homosexuals, merely condemn homosexual sex, and it is obvious that you definitely do not follow any of the ideals about love and equality preached by the founder of your religion. In fact, you are following only certain portions of the Bible and ignoring others for your own corrupt ends, besmirching the name of the religion you claim to worship.

We find your tone of speaking to another power highly offensive and hereby break off all 'diplomatic' relations with you. We also call for trade sanctions against your nation.

That is all.

~Kari Alhoun, Czardaian Foreign Minister
"Libertas, Justitia, Honorum, Veritas"

Press Release:


The Dominion of Kanuckistan hereby offically condems the Republic of Torontia's threats against it's own people, made in response to the Republic of Lewrockwellia's recent decision to legalise intragender marriage.

It is thus that we have little choice but to enact general economic sanctions against the Republic of Torontia, to close our borders to all trade with them, and to refuse recognization of their passports, expelling any and all persons within our boarders whom carry them. We encourage all members of the international community to do likewise.


In response to questions raised by the press, the Dominion does not, at this time, intend to take military action, although, should a coalition form, Kanuckistani support has not been ruled out; it is too early to discuss what form that support may take.


Signed:
Bob McBob
Bob McBob, Minister,
Department of the Exterrior,
Kanuckistan

Torontia also asks that you learn the art of diplomacy and in future, do NOT cause offense to other nations with insults and baseless lies!
The Libertarian Concordance of Czardas finds this remark highly laughable and urges Torontia to, so to speak, 'practice what it preaches'. You have made much more highly offensive and inflammatory remarks to both Czardas and Xirnium than either of these nations has made to you. Please learn the art of diplomacy from those who know it best.

~Kari Alhoun, Czardaian Foreign Minister
"Libertas, Justitia, Honorum, Veritas"

From: His Most Sacred and Worthy Ecclesiarchy of the Holy Empire of Xirnium
To: The Kraven Slave Puppet-Ally of Torontia

The most cruel and merciful God-Emperor, Lord Quikzos IV, laughs at your amusing yet irrational taunts. Your pitiful military is neither a threat nor cause for concern to the Ecclesiarchy, and though you may talk boldly your actions betray you for a coward. You threaten the use of nuclear weapons against the sovereign state of Czardas, singling out your filthy and blasphemous government as foolish and insane, like any lapdog servant of the Kraven Corporation. Do not think you can intimidate us, as all who go before the devout and faithful subjects of the God-Emperor find only divine retribution at the hands of Lord Quikzos IV both in this life and the next.

We fear not you idle threats! With the grace of the God-Emperor we have been fighting a scourge far larger and powerful than your puppet state for months and are no nearer to capitulation then at the start of hostilities. While you boast of using nuclear weapons we have actually done it! Did you know this, oh heretical deviants? We have used nuclear weapons before to cleanse our lands of the Kraven filth. What is more, we have also been fighting against two of Kraven’s cowardly slave-allies since the beginning of the war. If we do not fear the apostate Kraven scum themselves what makes you think we will fear one of their piddling demon servants, such as you?

As for orders.. bah! Holy Xirnium follows only the rule of the God-Emperor, most beneficent and noble, not Kraven or their detestable servants. Yours is a vile nation that has sold its soul like a whore on the streets to the highest bidder, and worthy of about as much respect. Not only do you commit the same outrages as Kraven, executing your own defenceless citizenry like some lunatic, but presume to threaten others! Insanity!

We give you the following ecclesiastical edict: retract your sinful threats, for if you act on them you foul demons shall be smitten with the sword of righteous retribution of our most glorious God-Emperor. Should you refuse then our God shall surely devour your impure souls.

Repent Before the Immortal God-Emperor!
Lord High Nidor
Grand Cardinal of the Ecclesiarchy

The Libertarian Concordance of Czardas finds this remark highly laughable and urges Torontia to, so to speak, 'practice what it preaches'. You have made much more highly offensive and inflammatory remarks to both Czardas and Xirnium than either of these nations has made to you. Please learn the art of diplomacy from those who know it best.

~Kari Alhoun, Czardaian Foreign Minister
"Libertas, Justitia, Honorum, Veritas"

The Ecclesiarchy regrets that your request is probably in vain. "Diplomacy" appears to be an alien word to these warmongers and heathen warcriminals. How can anyone take seriously a state which presumes to "order" other nations or that threatens nuclear war?

The Ecclesiarchy regrets that your request is probably in vain. "Diplomacy" appears to be an alien word to these warmongerers and heathen warcriminals. How can anyone take seriously a state which presumes to "order" other nations or that threatens nuclear war?
The Concordance is willing to give Torontia the benefit of the doubt at this point. While a peaceful solution is still possible, we will essay to keep it that way. The imposition of trade sanctions and the breaking-off of diplomatic relations are a step we urge all nations that wish to avert war to take. As a coalition we can deal with these warmongers and bullies.

~Kari Alhoun, Czardaian Foreign Minister

The Concordance is willing to give Torontia the benefit of the doubt at this point. While a peaceful solution is still possible, we will essay to keep it that way. The imposition of trade sanctions and the breaking-off of diplomatic relations are a step we urge all nations that wish to avert war to take. As a coalition we can deal with these warmongers and bullies.

~Kari Alhoun, Czardaian Foreign Minister

My dear Foreign Minister, if a peaceful solution is not possible it is only because the heathen warmongers that are Kraven and its ingratiating slaves make it thus. Haha.. threatening nuclear war indeed!

Lord High Nidor
Grand Cardinal of the Ecclesiarchy

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Official Statement, Incorporated Sarzonian Government

We do not take kindly to the insults and threats emanated from that collection of rabble known as Torontia. We especially find their threats of bringing in a slew of allies repugnant. You seem to forget that Lewrockwellia and the nations you choose to threaten and mock also have their own sets of allies. I suggest you keep your opinions to yourself before you find you've bitten off more than you can chew.

Nicole Lewis
Lieutenant President
Incorporated States of Sarzonia

From: The New Order Republic of Torontia

To: Lewrockwellia

The New Order Republic of Torontia is TOTALLY DISGUSTED with your evil and sick nation, a land of vile communist gangsters and dirty AIDS ridden homosexual perverts!

Torontia ONLY prays for the fast death of every single homosexual pervert in your nation and that they burn in Hell for ever, for in Hell the homosexuals are reunited with their leader and their pimp, Satan.

Gay 'marriage' is a crime WORSE than the genocide of the entire human race!

In response to this evil that now plagues your nation, Torontia will announce that we have rounded up MANY homosexual perverts in our nation and they now reside in concentration camps.

For EVERY gay marriage that takes place in your nation, Torontia will EXECUTE 100 homosexuals in our nation.

If you care for the lives of these dirty AIDS ridden creatures, revoke your insanity and so be it, revoke the gay 'marriage' law.

President for Life of the New Order Republic of Torontia

Colonel Vader Tanakis

"Vile communist gangsters? Oh, how you make me laugh! Lewrockwellia is possibly the most pro-market nation on the planet. There are no business regulations, no minimum wage laws, no tariffs, no corporate welfare, no income tax, no social welfare, etc., and you call communist!? And what homosexuals do is their own business, so long as they bother no one us. The overwhelmingly vast majority of them are peaceful, law-abiding citizens like everyone else, hence, they deserve the same rights as everyone else. Now please, don't waste my time any further, bigot."

President Rothbard

"We thank the Hon. Lt. President Nicole Lewis for her support and wish only the best for Sarzonia and the government and people of Sarzonia."

President Rothbard