NationStates Jolt Archive


Yay, Abillion Spooties!!!

Spooty
18-10-2005, 12:49
Mount Spooteh Hospital: 13:26

Mr Spiff looked into the sea of children, anyone of these could have been the abillionth Spooty, the doctors were doing research to find that out, whilst he waited he decided to begin to read the old dog eared magazines, he scanned through the pile before bringing out a copy of "What Monkey?" The front cover showing the rare Little Silver Monkey, he flicked through the pages until the intercom opened up "Mr Spiff please to the Post Natal Wards!" Of course it took him a few seconds to translate the intercoms random gibberish.

once realised he lept up and ran off down the corridors making it to the post natal ward just in time, he walked into and office where a Halfling couple sat, the mother holding a sleeping child, "ah, Mr Spiff, please take a seat." Mr Spiff sat slowly, was the Halfling the abillionth Spooty, was that possible? "Mr Spiff, Mr and Mrs Blang, this is the abillionth Spooty, congratulations!" The room suddenly filled with sighing noises, Mr Spiff stood and began his speech that he had practiced since the birth of Spooty "Congratulations, this child will be given all it needs and will be classed highly in Spooty society, he has also been immediatly accepted in the Mount Spooteh University, congratulations!"
Nova Boozia
18-10-2005, 14:00
OOC: I'd advise you to explain a bit more. This is confusing. Your grammar also neads a little work. And how exactly do other nations intervene?
Spooty
18-10-2005, 15:49
(OOC: my grammer am sucky :P, i put this down to my Dyspraxia though no doubt it's due to somthing else, how can i explain more, my abillionth citizen has been born, other nations intervene by saying "well done" and other generic congratulatory phrases, see other 1billion citizen threads)
Shazbotdom
18-10-2005, 16:17
***OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT Message***
To: Leadership of Spooty
From: Emperor Galen Q. Leotardia
We congradulate the Leadership of the nation of Spooty in reaching this milestone. We ourselves have reached that covited 1 Billionth Citizen and then some (currently over 2 Billion). My wife and I would like to visit with you and have a few drinks to celebrate this occasion, but we are currently in a nuclear fallout bunker after unlawful Nuclear attacks upon our nation. After this has passed and we have taught the nation that nuked us a lession, we would be glad to visit your lovely nation and share a few drinks with you.

May whatever God you believe in, Smile down upon your nation!
Spooty
18-10-2005, 16:22
***OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT Message***
To: Leadership of Spooty
From: Emperor Galen Q. Leotardia
We congradulate the Leadership of the nation of Spooty in reaching this milestone. We ourselves have reached that covited 1 Billionth Citizen and then some (currently over 2 Billion). My wife and I would like to visit with you and have a few drinks to celebrate this occasion, but we are currently in a nuclear fallout bunker after unlawful Nuclear attacks upon our nation. After this has passed and we have taught the nation that nuked us a lession, we would be glad to visit your lovely nation and share a few drinks with you.

May whatever God you believe in, Smile down upon your nation!

Telegram From Mr Spiff to Shazbotdom

We Thank the Emperor for his congratulations, you mention that you are under attack, is there anything that we as a fellow MAP nation can do to assist your nation? If you do find anything then please do not hesitate to ask.
Shazbotdom
18-10-2005, 16:45
***OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT Message***
To: Leadership of Spooty
From: Emperor Galen Q. Leotardia
We have more than enough allies to combat this terror. And we expect a quick win. Altough, if you wish to help in the initial attacks upon the nation, the Ottoman Alliance, of which i am in, is one of the key contributors and is planning out the attacks upon the enemy.

For Refrence, the Enemy is The Democratic Soviet Republic of Kahanistan. If you have had problems with him in the past, this is the time to take out your aggressions. For this will be a grand victory!
Nova Boozia
19-10-2005, 09:47
OFFICIAL LYNCH MOB MESSAGE
The Glorius imperial lynch mob of Boozia would like to congratulate you on on this remarkable event, and has included in this parcel gifts of a mug of beer from the lynch mob, a bottle of lager from Field Marshall Schmaldt, quality whisky from Grand Admiral McGregor, rare Saki from Air Chief Marshall Yacamoto, and excellent vodka from People's Representative Chief Commisar Kartofski. We look forward to some friendly total war. Good bye.