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Within the past two days the region of Psycho Land has conquered a smaller region, in effect adding a territory one third of it's origional size to the famed region.

It's Psycho Land Grand Army, with it's leader Emperor Patricius Caesarian II standing in front of it, now challenge anybody willing to battle, so that we might take it's land and continue our war on conquest!

We find your blatent warmongering offensive, and must insist you go soak your collective heads in buckets of rancid fish, spoiled milk, brine, the run-off of a cess-pit, and the drool from the US president. That is all.

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Do you have any chemicle ones Raven corps?

We find your blatent warmongering offensive, and must insist you go soak your collective heads in buckets of rancid fish, spoiled milk, brine, the run-off of a cess-pit, and the drool from the US president. That is all.

As for you, this means war!

That's nice, we are almost double you're entire region's population, but if you feel war is necessary, then so be it. Bring it on.

If you show any signs of agression towards the nation of Theao, or any nation for that matter after this very moment, consider yourself to be in war against Armed Republic. And if you ever find yourself in that sad position, your people should seriously start to look for a less nuclear wasteland-sort of a homeland.

Thank you for you co-operating.


Warchief Tamujid, The Minister of Everything in
Armed Republic Of Madnestan

Nistolonia fully backs Theao.

We must thank the nations of Nistolonia and Madnestan for thier public support.

NP, we have been looking for a testsite for our new ICBM's and warheads. Besides, your govenrmental system seems to be quite good. Worth vaporizing some annoyance, atleast! Could you possibly consider an exhange of embassies?


Sincerely yours,

Warchief Tamujid, The Minister of Everything in
Armed Republic of Madnestan

We would be quite interested in a embassy exchange with Madnestan.

OOC: Huh?

IC:
Official response from Emperor Jordan:
ANY declaration of war on Theao will result in Green Sun delcaring war on the offending nation. Because our Royal Families are tied, Theao and Green Sun are one nation, in a way.

Should any other nations come in teh offending nation's defense, Green Sun will turn to its other allies to level the field.

Green Sun advises the Psycomaniacs to target nations that have no alliances with other nations.

Hey Psycho, are you still there? I'll give you half an hour to nicely and sincerely apologize the nations of Theao, Madnestan and Nistolonia for the inconvenience your statements and empty threats have caused, or I will glass your nation.
Got it?


The Warchief Tamujid The Nice
Armed Republic of Madnestan


OOC: I'd really, really, really like to n00k someone... just to see how it might feel :p

We thank our ally, Green Sun, for it's support in this matter.

ooc:Mad, giving a RL timelimit isn't really a good idea, as s/he may not be able to get online.

Hey Psycho, are you still there? I'll give you half an hour to nicely and sincerely apologize the nations of Theao, Madnestan and Nistolonia for the inconvenience your statements and empty threats have caused, or I will glass your nation.
Got it?


The Warchief Tamujid The Nice
Armed Republic of Madnestan


OOC: I'd really, really, really like to n00k someone... just to see how it might feel :p

He told me to drink Bush's spit. Now who was the offender here?

By the way, you aren't the only ones with allies. We have strong allies in Europe, and many Pacific regions.

By the way, you aren't the only ones with allies. We have strong allies in Europe, and many Pacific regions.

And who might they be...

Well to name some countries, Rome-Greece, New Anarchy Land, and Hippietopia are all good frends of mine.

He told me to drink Bush's spit. Now who was the offender here?
I would like to clarify, I did not tell you to, as you put it, Drink Bush's Spit, rather I insisted that you SOAK your head in the Drool of the US president.

Yes, because the difference is so great.

If you appologize for that, I will appologize for my actions. I will be back tomorrow.

Linguistically, it is a substantial difference. As to our prior statements, they still stand, I can't disappoint my supporters who wish for testing ranges, now can I?
Should they wish for me to retract our statements, then we shall.

Noticing the unprovoked threats and promise of needless bloodshed, the C.C.E., the effective ruling Government of Arkanaland - sides with Theao in this matter. Seeing that there is hardly a voice of reason in madness, the offending Nation seems to have no voice at all. Therefore, we take the stance that Green Sun and Madnestan. If this issue moves into Military Mobilisation, the C.C.E. will dedicate available Military Units on the side of Theao, Green Sun, and Madnestan.

May the voice of reason prevail,
Jake Blair,
Corporate Minister and CEO,
Coalition of Corporate Entities

OOC: Looks like I jumped in a little late on this bandwagon. All well...

We thank you for your support in this matter.

ooc: Just for the record/pet peeve, it's Theao rather than Thaeo.

This seems all to familiary. Its like I am experiencing Deja Vu all over again.

I could swear I saw this in a movie or something: Small nation threatens the world, big nation defys them to attack, small nation arrogantly attacks with claims of might and divine will, big nation dogpile on little nation. :eek:

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From: The Libertarian Concordance of Czardas

Greetings from the Libertarian Concordance of Czardas! The Concordance is saddened to hear of Psycho Land's rampant warmongering and wishes to recommend that Psycho Land's national leader read through the threads at the top of the forum marked by the prefix 'Sticky', if it does not want to have its entire population exterminated and its land made uninhabitable for centuries to come.

If despite this threat Psycho Land continues to attempt pointless declarations of war, the Concordance will also aid Theao, Madnestan, Green Sun, and Arkanaland, as its shocktroop and plane units need some practice every once in a while. We hope that Psycho Land will see some sense and retract its statements about conquering the world.

~Kari Alhoun, Czardaian Foreign Minister
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

OOC: If you're adressing me in the latter of your post, well - no arrogance or even divine will intended. I just wanted a little more oomph than "Yeah...I'll fight...sure...whatever..." :P

I know 1.250 bil. is small for you guys, but come on...be nice. *Tear*

But yes, this has been seen quite often in NS...small Nation being lept upon by many larger, vengeful Nations. Sort of like an initiation rite for the ganged-banged Nation...as well as a warning for others. Not to menion I think the larger Nations just feel like reaching out and giving a slap in the head or two.

OOC: If you're adressing me in the latter of your post, well - no arrogance or even divine will intended. I just wanted a little more oomph than "Yeah...I'll fight...sure...whatever..." :P

I know 1.250 bil. is small for you guys, but come on...be nice. *Tear*

I was actually referring to the psychos as the small nation...

We must thank you as well Czardas, for this offer of aid, should they press thier challenge.

I was actually referring to the psychos as the small nation...

Aye, I thought so, I just feel small...my Nation has a small...you know. *Sigh*

IC:

From: The Helping Heart Organization
To: "Allied" nations

As a Charity, we pride ourselves as the greatest internal, private organization in the whole of Arkanaland. We have provided aid for the needy, the elderly, and the disease-inflicted, through the sponsorship of the deep and caring pockets of the C.C.E.. We see this as an opprotunity to project our Helping Hands internationally.

We are preparing our two medical ships with enough supplies for a two month full-operation wherever needed. If there is to be war, we wish only to save lives. If there is to be a naval invasion, or even a friendly port close to the warzone - we wish to take in as many wounded as possible, to save as many lives as we can.

War is not the only answer - but saving lives is our call.

Aye, I thought so, I just feel small...my Nation has a small...you know. *Sigh*

I hope you are reffering to population and not something else...

OOC: If you're adressing me in the latter of your post, well - no arrogance or even divine will intended. I just wanted a little more oomph than "Yeah...I'll fight...sure...whatever..." :P

I know 1.250 bil. is small for you guys, but come on...be nice. *Tear*
[ooc:] It's not that small, I've got 1.33 billion, I think... although I have defeated nations with 3-4 billion in battle before, so I might count as a "larger" nation... ;)

ooc: Size isn't what's important, it's how you use it. Like Czardas said, just throwing your weight around will only give you the win sometimes.

My nation is barely over 500 million and so far we have done quite well in wars, including those against large nations.

OOC: Appreciate the encouragement folks. I've been working on my Military a bit, just never been in battle. So I'm not sure how it'll work out. I figured you all would have at least 2 Bill., I look up to all of you, haha. :)

lol...

if you need any help with your military, just post a factbook or military reform thread and I am sure lots of people will post giving you hints and tips and the sort...

ooc: Size isn't what's important, it's how you use it. Like Czardas said, just throwing your weight around will only give you the win sometimes.
[ooc:] Well, that's true. If a large nation declares war on a small nation, victory for the big guy isn't assured. A lot of people have underestimated me, for example. I use small size as an advantage (cf. the Dagger planes).

OOC: Appreciate the encouragement folks. I've been working on my Military a bit, just never been in battle. So I'm not sure how it'll work out. I figured you all would have at least 2 Bill., I look up to all of you, haha. :)
LOL. One or two of my nations do have over 2 billion citizens as a matter of fact. Czardas is just my primary forum account.

OOC: You're right, size isn't everything but it does, however, count. This pinpot dictator here has 100 million people under his rule, I have 900. He has a defense, or should we say attack, budjet of 62 billion compared to the 1500 of mine.

In case like this the smaller nation doesn't have a chance. Especially now when we have this massive alliance... In this case, size is everything.

Anyways, guess I'll wont bother to slaughter him. Even as my rules is crazy enough to do so :p But OOC I want to show some mercy.

This war tape shall be used on worlds funniest one sided wars, a show on the Willink war network.

I would like to point out that that every one of your nations is violating the rules of engagement.

I offered a one region-on-one challange, and nothing else.

[ooc:] If you didn't want anyone to intervene, like I said before, you should have put a "CLOSED" tag in the title or first post. It would be better for all of us if you read the stickies before starting your first war RP. I did, for example, and look where I ended up.

[ooc:] If you didn't want anyone to intervene, like I said before, you should have put a "CLOSED" tag in the title or first post. It would be better for all of us if you read the stickies before starting your first war RP. I did, for example, and look where I ended up.

Well I don't have ten hours to read all of the links, like some people here.

Well I don't have ten hours to read all of the links, like some people here.
I think this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8855692&postcount=4) ought to be sufficient, plus a bit of basic knowledge.

And if you want to salvage this RP, just post an OOC comment in the first post stating, "This is a closed RP. The only people who are allowed to participate here are Mynation, Yournation, Thisnation, Thatnation, and Randomothernation". It's not too difficult and we can end this pointless arguing.

Well I don't have ten hours to read all of the links, like some people here.

It doesn't take all that long to read them. But if you don't want others involved, do as he said, Close it. If you're going to offer an open challenge to the world, offering no less than conquest - you can't exactly expect everyone to stand in line waiting for you. Coalitions will be formed - allies wrought.

I would like to point out that that every one of your nations is violating the rules of engagement.

I offered a one region-on-one challange, and nothing else.

And I would like to point our that there are no rules of engagement... and we certainly didn't violate them...

I have read the post, and I have seen nothing that I have done to violate it. All of the times I have ever declared war, it is after someone declared war on me or threatened too.

I have read the post, and I have seen nothing that I have done to violate it. All of the times I have ever declared war, it is after someone declared war on me or threatened too.

You haven't violated anything. As far as I see, no one is claiming you have. So far I have seen you claiming that we (or at least some of us) have violated some sort of rule of engagement by not standing in line. If you want this to be taken seriously, in a manner where you're not deshevled by a horde of larger Nations seeking your bones - I'd repost. Make it a Character thread, where instead of whole armies fight, only one Champion. The loser gains an agreed upon tract of land.

That way you could steer clear of numberwanking, dogpiling, and all that other whatnot...and I think that a battle between two people is often better than that amongst thousands.

Just my two cents.

OOC:
Physcho, this sort of stuff happens all the time. I can understand your desire to kick some ass. I'm waiting for a chance for this to happen, too. There are Earths for that kind of thing and practice RPs. I suggest you get involved with minor incidents or send support to larger nations with behind-the-line troops in their wars. Get experienced before taking the initiative.

As for those accusing us of dogpiling, I have a reason: Theao and Green Sun are directly tied. His emperor is married to the sister of the Emperor of my nation. Attacking Theao from the point of their marriage on is considered an attack on Green Sun, as well.

To those that pledging support to Theao, I ask you to form an alliance between a nation before pledging support to have a legitimate reason like mine. Just supporting someone because you like their cause is dogpiling. I ask you that, in the future, to form an alliance with a nation and ony get involved when there's a chance that they, or you, will get seriously hurt. When it coems to Big Nation vs. Little Nation, let Big Nation whoop Little Nation on his own and if Big Brother gets involved, let them call up their neighborhood buddies.

In big wars, i.e. Multiple big nations supported by little ones vs. Big Guys with Little Guys, organize to form a formal alliance with the side you choose to join until the event is over and then either keep it active or keep it as a temporary alliance and it mostly dissapates afterwards.

You haven't violated anything. As far as I see, no one is claiming you have. So far I have seen you claiming that we (or at least some of us) have violated some sort of rule of engagement by not standing in line. If you want this to be taken seriously, in a manner where you're not deshevled by a horde of larger Nations seeking your bones - I'd repost. Make it a Character thread, where instead of whole armies fight, only one Champion. The loser gains an agreed upon tract of land.

That way you could steer clear of numberwanking, dogpiling, and all that other whatnot...and I think that a battle between two people is often better than that amongst thousands.

Just my two cents.

Well people keep complaining that I haven't read the Stickies, so I assumed that they thought they had just ground.
As for what I said, you're right it was unfounded.

I'll rember your advice.

OOC:
Physcho, this sort of stuff happens all the time. I can understand your desire to kick some ass. I'm waiting for a chance for this to happen, too. There are Earths for that kind of thing and practice RPs. I suggest you get involved with minor incidents or send support to larger nations with behind-the-line troops in their wars. Get experienced before taking the initiative.

As for those accusing us of dogpiling, I have a reason: Theao and Green Sun are directly tied. His emperor is married to the sister of the Emperor of my nation. Attacking Theao from the point of their marriage on is considered an attack on Green Sun, as well.

To those that pledging support to Theao, I ask you to form an alliance between a nation before pledging support to have a legitimate reason like mine. Just supporting someone because you like their cause is dogpiling. I ask you that, in the future, to form an alliance with a nation and ony get involved when there's a chance that they, or you, will get seriously hurt. When it coems to Big Nation vs. Little Nation, let Big Nation whoop Little Nation on his own and if Big Brother gets involved, let them call up their neighborhood buddies.

In big wars, i.e. Multiple big nations supported by little ones vs. Big Guys with Little Guys, organize to form a formal alliance with the side you choose to join until the event is over and then either keep it active or keep it as a temporary alliance and it mostly dissapates afterwards.

Well thanks for your advice. It's a bit too late now, since Theao has refused to back down when I gave him a chance.

Well thanks for your advice. It's a bit too late now, since Theao has refused to back down when I gave him a chance.

That is funny... you giving Theao a chance to back down...

Well thanks for your advice. It's a bit too late now, since Theao has refused to back down when I gave him a chance.
ooc: I decided to let other people decide whether I should back down, you could always do so of course.

You should back down for now, both of you. As for everybody, please read my new reference thread and Psycho, I have an idea on where you can gain power. Also, you should post in the Moderation section and have this thread locked.

You should back down for now, both of you.

I'm game if he is.

As for everybody, please read my new reference thread and Psycho, I have an idea on where you can gain power. Also, you should post in the Moderation section and have this thread locked.

What is your thread titled?

That is funny... you giving Theao a chance to back down...

Why is it funny?

'Alliances, Wars, and Cans of Whoop-Ass'

Why is it funny?
It might have something to do with the fact that Theao is a much larger nation with a more powerful military and a large number of allies. Generally the only nations who ask others to back down are those who can afford to show the enemy it isn't worth it. Like by mobilizing an insane number of troops, tanks, planes, what have you. Asking a nation approximately ten times your size to back down is laughable.

It might have something to do with the fact that Theao is a much larger nation with a more powerful military and a large number of allies. Generally the only nations who ask others to back down are those who can afford to show the enemy it isn't worth it. Like by mobilizing an insane number of troops, tanks, planes, what have you. Asking a nation approximately ten times your size to back down is laughable.

Than laugh for all I care. Just as long as you stop bothering me.

I'm game if he is.
Since an ally has ASKED me to stand down, then I shall.

ooc: Czardas, it's closer to 16 times.

Since an ally has ASKED me to stand down, then I shall.

ooc: Czardas, it's closer to 16 times.

Very well, then I shall appologize for my remarks. It's over, let's lock up the thread and throw away the key.

I think psycho is lieing lol a nation from psycho land is erational and would never apologize.....

I think psycho is lieing lol a nation from psycho land is erational and would never apologize.....

He would when he has billions of enemy troops staring down his throat. Don't make the situation worse. :headbang:

OOC:
To those that pledging support to Theao, I ask you to form an alliance between a nation before pledging support to have a legitimate reason like mine. Just supporting someone because you like their cause is dogpiling. I ask you that, in the future, to form an alliance with a nation and ony get involved when there's a chance that they, or you, will get seriously hurt. When it coems to Big Nation vs. Little Nation, let Big Nation whoop Little Nation on his own and if Big Brother gets involved, let them call up their neighborhood buddies.


I have been allied to you since, um forever, even though your idiotic general tried to nuke me (that rp kinda died)

Psycho, I like you. You learn quickly and you take advice to heart and by the looks of it, you're centrist, like me. Most of all, you know when to stop. It takes some balls to for a newbie that starts liek you to do that.

Thanks.

I think I can set you up with some good RPs if we play our cards right. I have a friend that could be a good rival for you about your size. He's got to finish his current RP, but he should prove to be a worthy foe for you on an individual basis.

I think I can set you up with some good RPs if we play our cards right. I have a friend that could be a good rival for you about your size. He's got to finish his current RP, but he should prove to be a worthy foe for you on an individual basis.

Great.

His name is Pananab; he's my cousin. He's occupied right now by 3 nations and he's having a revolution right now. Once he throws them off, you two can start a cold war, if you will, trying to get more and more influence. Maybe it can get pretty big to start the next NS war^^

I'll be very interested to watch them if/when they get going.

I just emailed him. He'll do it, right after he drives away the Pudites.

Yeah, I'll do the Cold War thing. Always been something that intruiged me, seeing as I'm so small right now on how that would work.