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Psycho land declares war against barsa1 for agitating Or jipping The confederacy of mark dansire and the free island of the united brought the war upon itself.how? the leader of the free island of the united was disrespectful by making fun of the psycho land region.Therefore Declaration of war against barsa1 and the free island of the united!

Psycho land declares war against barsa1 for agitating Or jipping The confederacy of mark dansire and the free island of the united brought the war upon itself.how? the leader of the free island of the united was disrespectful by making fun of the psycho land region.Therefore Declaration of war against barsa1 and the free island of the united!

Read the stickies, don't declare war for petty insults. At least create some real trouble, like shooting at border, or attempted assassination. Something more substantial than "j00 are a poo head."

We, the people of Psycho Land, will declare war if you sneeze to close to our boarders. Petty insults are enough. We will invade and conquer! :sniper:

On a side note though, we withdraw our declaration of war against Barsa 1. We have decided that since we share a common enemy, Dandy Land, we should not fight.

I forgot to mention that we also declare war on Dandy Land. :mp5:

thanks for your reply.but im taking orders,next time ill take in your consideration on the hole ordel.also i would like to add conferderacy of mandarkshire has joined dandy which has declare war on us,so i must withdraw war against barsa1.and apologizes on behalf of the psycho region

urgent message from: The peoples technocracy of Call to Power

to: The Psychomaniacs

We demand that you immediately end your war against Dandy Land’s people if you refuse we will be forced to take action in the name of peace

While we applaud your use of coerce, and relatively not taking any backsassing from anybody, and that you are willing to stand up for yourself, the cihldren of Jenrak cannot help but wonder how long your nation would live should you go to war against any country, especially at such a fragile age like now. Both sides, without correct war strategies or aid, will most undoubtly be defeated by time and economic implosion, not by bullet nor blade. We find this bemusing.

we did not declare war,war was declare on us.or atleast that is what i was informed.and what would you do to us....lol

This is our war, not yours. We will raze Dandy Land to the ground, slaughter it's people, and sow it's ground with salt. :gundge: :D

We have no buisness with you.

we did not declare war,war was declare on us.or atleast that is what i was informed.and what would you do to us....lol

That is correct. This is a retaliation declaration of war.

That is highly inefficient. If you are going to be so foolish as to declare and do with war, at least keep what you have captured, not destroy. How will you make a profit from it?

we are not here for a profit we are here for are dignity

That is correct. This is a retaliation declaration of war.

ooc: try to be more professional with your posts (unless your nation talks to other nations like this)

ic:

Message from: CTP Central

We wish to form a peace between your nations even if we have to smash your heads together.

any atrocity's committed in this war will result in a declaration of war

we are the people of the psycholand region,dont expect rational thinking from psychotic people.are decisions are at the whim of insanity.

Than consider our nations at war.

By the way, an allied Psycho Land coloition is heading out as we speak to Dandy Land. We will crush them like a bug.

As of now it consists of troops from The Opressed People of The Psychomaniacs and The Kingdom of the Medival. Any other nation (especcially Psycho Land Nations) are invited to join.

well of course the nation of bootymasters is preparing for assault and i have spoken to the constitution monarchery of potheadmonkeys and they are blood thirsty for dandy land guts

i will be personally be waiting for your unconditional surrender.if you did not seek war then why declare it?foolish

The Grand Army of Psycho Land now consists of troops from the nations of:

The Oppressed Peoples of The Psychomaniacs

The Kingdom of The Medieval

The Constitutional Monarchy of PotheadMonkeys

The Empire of BootyMasters

The Holy Empire of The Rebel Mafia

Dandy Land shall fall!

This is Dandy Land's Last Chance to Surrender Before we Invade! :sniper: :gundge: :mp5: :headbang: :D

Someone needs to close this for the sake of sanity.

as i said in psycho land their is no sanity only choas....

Message to: all nations attempting invasion of dandy land

From: CTP military command

We have orders to destroy any ships that attempt to attack the nation of dandy land and unless the nation of The Psychomaniacs surrenders we will be forced to attack

In CTP secret airbase 1A

An old General carrying the 5 stars of CTP air force briefs the pilots upon there new mission

"as of 0400 today we are officially at war!

H-wing
your orders are to smash the nation of The Psychomaniacs military bases your second objective will be to assist in the Paradropping of troops

G-wing
your objective is to sink the fleet heading towards Dandy land not one ship must make it is that clear Men"

"Yes sir"

minutes later

"This is H-wing leader we are prepared to launch"

"this is tower launch authorized happy hunting"

"will do"

"this is tower G-wing stand by for launch"

"roger"

ooc: air units

H-wing

1 Naram-Sin Strategical Long Term Bomber

20 F/A-117X NightHawks

96 F-27 Haste Stealth Fighters

G-wing

40 B-69 SkyMaster Bombers

50 F-31X Cyclone Interceptors

10 Tu-95 Bear

The official position of the Glorious Confederacy of Leafanistan is that of neutral support of Call to Power. We will not interfere on either side though.

call to power this is not your war to be play.and in my opinion you are not a patriot of peace,look how easily you jumped to war.i think you are just bored and felt some destruction would be good.first of all dandy land declared war on us so please butt out!if not we will be forced to take out your government officials one by one,leading to the fall of your government.and by how?
suicide bombing and biological warfare.we may be a small group nations but we have are resources.so even if you destory are ships there will be retribution.so call back your planes and let us be.....

Confederacy of Leafanistan we have no war with you or call to power please resign from your war efforts and nothing will happen against your two nations.dandy land is one nation.the conferderacy of mandarkshire has betrayed us and would like retribution for his betrayal. i will continued on this matter tomorrow so are great nations may sleep.

Confederacy of Leafanistan we have no war with you or call to power please resign from your war efforts and nothing will happen against your two nations.dandy land is one nation.the conferderacy of mandarkshire has betrayed us and would like retribution for his betrayal. i will continued one this matter tomorrow so are great nations sleep.

We see no proof of Mandarkshire's betrayel. Or any sort of agressive actions from Dandy Land. We see dictators who seize land for their own good. Call to Power is a much better nation and will use the land better than you would (not salt the earth).

Message to: BootyMasters

From: CTP command and control

We do not take kindly to any threats especially terrorist threats if any acts take place then the nation of CTP will be forced to use its full might

we will also like to officially demand that any war must be justified and performed with decency which you are lacking in both cases

ooc: how did you see my planes?

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Open Transmission
From: The Libertarian Concordance of Czardas

The Concordance wishes to state that it will stand with Call to power in that nation's peace attempt. We will be neutral to either side. We call upon all nations involved to end this pointless war. If you do not comply with our requests we will take action. Our shocktroops and several air units are already mobilized in light of a threat of military action from Warmaster and Shenyang, and they could really do with a bit of practice.

~Foreign Office
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radar thats how we are seeing yours planes.and first of all the conferderacy tryed to recruit nations from our region.which is disrespectful.first of all we do not take kindly to treats either.threats of planes is from you. we didnt threaten you in the first place.and second of all you have no buisness in the afairs of other nations and i never heard conferderacy taking your side.it seems more logical your the dictators of war in this hole ordel.on conditions that you wont go to war we will not salt any lands and put it to good use but you must promise to stay out the buisness of the psycho land region.

all nations need to stay out of the affairs of this region.all i can see is other nations making excusing to go to war and seize lands.we are not here for money,power,lands.we are here for our dignity and retribution for trying to recruit people in our region

radar thats how we are seeing yours planes.and first of all the conferderacy tryed to recruit nations from our region.which is disrespectful.first of all we do not take kindly to treats either.threats of planes is from you. we didnt threaten you in the first place.and first of all you have no buisness in the afairs of other nations and i never heard conferderacy taking your side.it seems more logical your the dictators of war in this hole ordel.on conditions that you wont go to war we will not salt any lands and put it to good use but you must promise to stay out the buisness of the psycho land region.
[ooc:] Look, if you wanted everyone to stay out of it you should have put a big "CLOSED" tag in the title. Kindly read the stickies before making irresponsible declarations of war. I think I speak for all of us when I say I'm getting a little bit tired of people who don't read the threads Euro and everyone else spent so much time putting together for our benefit and salvation. Sorry if I come across as a bit impatient, but that's what I am right now.

ooc: radar can't detect stealth (or hypersoar aircraft) but lets say you spotted them taking off

ic: Message from CTP command and control

We find it our business to protect nations we also find it our business to attack if war is declared upon us we also do not find requests to join any organizations suitable for acts of war

We will attack the invading forces in the next hour if you do not withdraw by then we will find it our responsibility to crush psycho land

ooc: you do know you need dandyland to RP this with you (which he won't because the nation is a recruiter)

also I could make another thread for the war

i will continue this matter tomorrow...

We see no proof of Mandarkshire's betrayel. Or any sort of agressive actions from Dandy Land. We see dictators who seize land for their own good. Call to Power is a much better nation and will use the land better than you would (not salt the earth).

That is because the war was declared via private message from The Confederacy.

His words were "Consider us at war," or something to that effect.

radar thats how we are seeing yours planes.and first of all the conferderacy tryed to recruit nations from our region.which is disrespectful.first of all we do not take kindly to treats either.threats of planes is from you. we didnt threaten you in the first place.and second of all you have no buisness in the afairs of other nations and i never heard conferderacy taking your side.it seems more logical your the dictators of war in this hole ordel.on conditions that you wont go to war we will not salt any lands and put it to good use but you must promise to stay out the buisness of the psycho land region.

Actually, just to set matters straigt, the Confederacy didn't try to reqruit people from our region. He simply abandoned us with no reason, and then with no provocation declared war on us.

The Psycho Land Grand Army has proceeded to invade the region of Dandy Land. It took much stelth to avoid the foreign power's detection, but we are in.
We are currently in the outscirts of the region, and are gathering supporters in the region.

We have not yet reached the area of the Confederacy, but three-fifth of our forces our heading that way.

The remaining two-fifths, the troops from the Kingdom of the Medival and the Holy Empire of the Rebele Mafia, are currently circling the outer scirts of the region, gathering supporters, and protecting the main force from outside attacks.

It is not too late for the region of Dandy Land to surrender. We will wait twenty four hours before invading his nation.

As for the attacks on Psycho Land, anti-aircraft missles have depleted the foreign army's numbers. However we still hope for peace.

Dandy Land has been overrun. It is now a waistland doviod of nations. Due to our military might, we have forced the nation of The Confederacy of Markdanshire to flee it's own region.

Even though Dandy Land has been overrun, we still persue The Confederacy of Markdanshire. We shall invade it's country yet, however we first must state that we have nothing against the region that his nation is in.