NationStates Jolt Archive

Dweladelfia Prime is welcoming any nations willing to pledge alligence to Dweladelfia Prime.

Basicly you will be a nation under the protection of Dweladelfia Prime, but you have to be willing to be commanded by Dweladelfia Prime.

What we will give to you:

-Garenteed protection by Dweladelfian Forces
-Reconized in the Dweladelfian Senate
-Be able to proudly say I have dweladelfia as my ally

What you will have top give to us:

-Command of your military
-Allow Dweladelfian forces on your soil
- Devotion to Dweladelfia Prime

We do not have direct control of your goverment. You can govern your nation as you please.

Great For:

-Nations with Small Militarys
-Nations with no Military
-Nations who need protection

You will be a Commonwealth Of Dweladelfia Prime.

Again you will be under the protection of Dweladelfia Prime.

We offer you a far, far better deal. You become part of the United Star League.

In return, we will offer you protection, law-enforcement, and the right to keep your own military.

However, your welfare, health, and education programs will be disbanded, and replaced with a 100% income, property, and profit tax. After this, we will destroy all your orphanages with high-yield missiles, and build ships off the backs of your people.

After this, your people will have no representation in the council, and, instead, will be treated as an inferior slave race, fit only to be worked to death.

Your government will be disbanded, and any rebellions will be put down mercilessly via bombing of major cities, and the slaughter of innocents. We will kill any opposition parties, and remove democracy.

However, we won't write in that godddamn annoying green text.

Whaddaya say?

- Captain McGonads, Minister for the Voluntary Subjugation of Other Nations.