NationStates Jolt Archive

Several sharply dressed associates sat behind a long designer mahogany conference table, now fatigued from weeks of tweaking the "Au Couture Accord." With the embodiment and foundation of their swank new government complete, they knew it was time to go public.

"Is it ready?"

Everyone held their breath in the room, beautifully decorated with the latest Natutzzi collection in contemporary finish. The Chairman paused, revealing a smile.

"I believe it is!"

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Versace Department International Style Solutions:

Good evening,

World leaders, businesses, and international community, please allow us to introduce ourselves. It's the flashy new corporate states of Versace! We're here to provide you with a new definition of style and glamour, but first we would like to open a Vogue Center (i.e. embassy) within your nation complete with support staff to meet your needs. This time we're going beyond just clothes. We will be specializing in a number of items with hidden special features specifically for the safety and fashion concious covert operatives. We want to provide your nations leadership, organizations, military, and trendiest citizens with the best in quality luxury items, worthy to be flaunted. Please let us know if we can help you or if you would like to invest in us for future developments.

Please also note some current R & D:
Executive Clothing
Exclusive Furniture
Exclusive Covert Operations Equipment
Exclusive Vencetech Military Uniforms & Outfits
Designer Bertucii Division Weaponry
& More

Thank you,

Chairman Donatelli, Dept. of ISS

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Oh, absolutely. A Versace Vogue Center would be most welcome.

In addition, the Allemande Braodcasting Corporation would be glad to sell you air time on its satellite network to meet your advertising needs. We believe that both our corporate sector and our politicians will be interested in what you have to offer.

You may also want to contact former Torontian President-for-Life Jack Norton, who is currently being held in our country under protective detention pending trial; he will, however, have to buy your products entirely with his own (embezzled) funds.

Dept. of ISS
20121 Via Milanese
Corsica, The Versace Republic

To: Allemande

Thank you very much for the opportunity to open relations with your fine nation. We look forward to establishing our first Vogue Center in Allemande and propelling it to a new standard of style with technological savvy.

We also inquire as to the costs of your advertising services. We may also be contacting Mr. Norton, however we feel it necessary to currently offer solutions to nations with firm, legal and legimitate standings like yours.

Thanks again!

Richard Isac, Rep.
Dept. of ISS

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The Empire of Concremo shares similar Corporate-Orientated ideals, and so we would like to offer both an Embassy Exchange and an Alliance between our Nations. Though the alliance would have us send forces for for each others causes, it is our policy to not call upon a Nation until they are capable of weilding a large enough military.
We wish to let you know that our Alliance may be cancelled during peace-time without consequence, and that our Embassy would obligingly leave if you have any serious complaints. However, attempt to remove our Embassy by force and there will be a standoff.

We congratulate you on the ruling of your Nation so far, and look forward to friendly relations.

The Grand Minister of Concremo


ooc: This is way above standard as far as introductions go, and so i'm offering protection for the Versace Republic. I'm not a huge nation compared to the '03 and '02ers around here, but when we sign an alliance we stick by it.

Dept. of ISS
20121 Via Milanese
Corsica, The Versace Republic

To: The Grand Minister of Concremo

We would like to say thank you and express that we are extremely gracious for your offer of friendship and alliance. We agree with your ideals and would honorably stand by your nation in the event of a conflict. We will be opening a Vogue Center in your capital and will be sending an attaché to sign the agreements immediately. We anxiously await the arrival of your diplomatic staff to Corsica.

Thanks you!

Richard Isac, Rep.
Dept. of ISS

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Dept. of ISS
20121 Via Milanese
Corsica, The Versace Republic

To: Mbootooania and/or Kippertonia

We are happy to ignore you.

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To: COMCHIEF Kippertonia
From: 3rd Field Marshal Untergard
Re: Gunboat Diplomacy

Hello, Greetings, and Salutations! Your nation has been selected because of its warlike stance towards the nations of the world. As such, we are now gong to attempt to emulate the course you have taken in your actions up until this time.

We expect your immediate and unconditional surrender. Benefits of this include your nation's citizens surviving into the future, your nation surviving into the future, and the fact that Samtonia will save usage of field armies/naval forces/nuclear warheads, as per the situation. Should you regretfully decline, occupation, subjugation, and possible destruction of your entire national identity to the person may result.

As such, it has been decided to give you twelve (12) hours to come to a consensus with the decision-makers in your country and reply. Should surrender be the option, any military installations can open their doors and soldiers can lay down theri arms in the nearest military base. We'll know if you fail to comply.

Your friend,
Hon. General Sir Arthur Untergard, Field Marshal of the 14th Army Group
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To: The Versace Republic
From: Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Re: Contact

It is, as always, excellent to see another nation enter the scene. We regret to inform you that due to a moratorium on embassy construction, no embassy change can take place.

Best of luck to you!
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Dept. of ISS
20121 Via Milanese
Corsica, The Versace Republic

To: Samtonia Ministry of Foreign Affairs

While we understand your moratorium on embassies, we do thank you for the good will.

Peace and Prosperity,
Richard Isac, Rep.
Dept. of ISS

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Otagia would be pleased to host a Vogue Center in this nation, in exchange for the right to build a PRA Corporate Enclave on Versace soil. Please respond at your earliest convenience.

Sincerely,
Robert Quetzal
CEO of Pale Rider Arms
President of Otagia