NationStates Jolt Archive


Have a Makeover -and- Be on TV!

Volleywood
09-10-2005, 23:29
Hello world!

We're Volleywood. We're a new country and we'd like to get to know our international neighbors.

We make media for the Moksha Region, and our Ministry of Makeovers would like to make all of you a special offer! The first five NationStates that send us a telegram will get FREE makeovers and be featured on our new hit TV series, "Happy Shiny Capitols," which will air December 19-23 on VBM3.

All you need to do is send us a telegram describing your current capitol city, fortress, or pit of unnameable horrors as it looks now and a little bit about what you'd like it to look like. Tell us a little about your favorite color scheme, architectural style, and whatever else you think of. We'll send in one of our teams of crack designers and spruce the place up.

Tired of those old, rusty barbed wire and blood-caked concrete walls? Still living with 16th century paint in a 21st (or 18th, or 74th) century world? Just sit back, relax, and let us take care of everything absolutely free of charge! Don't bust your national budget... let us bust our national hump and give you a "Happy Shiny Capitol." Then grab your national dish of choice and watch "Happy Shiny Capitols," where your nation will be featured in its best possible light!

We look forward to hearing from you, and we'll announce the lucky winners here as soon as we have five makeover clients lined up.

Ciao, babies!