NationStates Jolt Archive

Look, I want to have a defensive war. Time and time again I've always been the invader, but I've never been the invaded.

Therefore, I make a proposal. A grand war of destruction against, me. Yes, one of the oldies (yes I am old now) that you can attack. It can be 1 vs.1 or a bunch of newbies who hate me, I don't care! But if you have mercy you will humour me and invade me! If anybody is interested, contact me on MSN Messanger, I'll TG it to you if you ask for it.

The results? Well I don't want to bloody DIE. I just want it to end with a peace treaty, the war that nobody lost, or won! So let the bids begin!

What would be the reasons(IC) for the war?

What would be the reasons(IC) for the war?

Yout want land...and an island called Rose just invites imperialism?

Yes I do have a rather feminine name don't I Mac?

Well, I'm an Empire based off the British, but all the oversea lands are called "Republics" and they have seats in the unicameral "United Imperial Assembly".

The Republics are:

The Island of Rose
New Rose
New Roska
New Eltengrad

Any other ideas/reasons for the war?

Explosins, assianations, interfence in our zone of noninterference, riots, coups.

Territorial Dispute over an island?

It depends if i get a first strike with nuclear ordanance agaisn tmost of your military as your so much bigger than me

I only have 3 million men in my armed forces, I don't think that's much.

I like the territorial dispute, but I've always wanted to be original... anything else?

Possibly a funny reason, ie: Printing 'monopoly/funny' money

I only have 3 million men in my armed forces, I don't think that's much.

I like the territorial dispute, but I've always wanted to be original... anything else?

How about an old feud stretching back decades?

Yeah, and you could resolve it as follows: A man from your nation meets a girl from their nation, they fall in love and marry two days later. However on that same day he kills her cousin and is banished forever, so she pretends to kill herself so he can come and bring her to safety once he hears of the plan. However, an outbreak of disease means he never hears this plan, so he hears she's dead and decides to kill himself. He kills himself at her tomb and she wakes up and kills herself for real in grief. Then the two countries make statues commemorating their love and happiness is restored. The End.

Any good? :D

How about an old feud stretching back decades?

Yeah, and you could resolve it as follows: A man from your nation meets a girl from their nation, they fall in love and marry two days later. However on that same day he kills her cousin and is banished forever, so she pretends to kill herself so he can come and bring her to safety once he hears of the plan. However, an outbreak of disease means he never hears this plan, so he hears she's dead and decides to kill himself. He kills himself at her tomb and she wakes up and kills herself for real in grief. Then the two countries make statues commemorating their love and happiness is restored. The End.

Any good? :D
GRRRR, no stealing the plots from Shakespears stories I had to suffer throught, lol.

Hey, hey, Romeo and Juliet is a great play.

How about an old feud stretching back decades?

Yeah, and you could resolve it as follows: A man from your nation meets a girl from their nation, they fall in love and marry two days later. However on that same day he kills her cousin and is banished forever, so she pretends to kill herself so he can come and bring her to safety once he hears of the plan. However, an outbreak of disease means he never hears this plan, so he hears she's dead and decides to kill himself. He kills himself at her tomb and she wakes up and kills herself for real in grief. Then the two countries make statues commemorating their love and happiness is restored. The End.

Any good? :D

That's not a war, that's a crappy play!

I do like the funny money idea though... yes a high school economics class on our money going awry...

Hey, hey, Romeo and Juliet is a great play.
Great, yes, but evil, for me at least.
Had to do it 4 times in 7 years.

GRRRR, no stealing the plots from Shakespears stories I had to suffer throught, lol.

Hey I'm suffering them right now. So i'm allowed to steal them!

Great, yes, but evil, for me at least.
Had to do it 4 times in 7 years.
That blows. Last year I saw a version of it expct everybody was in more or less modern clothes and the soundtrack was Evenissensce(SP). It was very interesting Much Ado ABout Nothing, Henry V, & Julius Ceaser are my favorites though I'm parshall to Taming of the Shrew and A Midsummers Night Dream.

TIOR, you could ship bad beer/beef jerky/something similar by accident, which angers reciepiant, and thus war.

That blows. Last year I saw a version of it expct everybody was in more or less modern clothes and the soundtrack was Evenissensce(SP). It was very interesting Much Ado ABout Nothing, Henry V, & Julius Ceaser are my favorites though I'm parshall to Taming of the Shrew and A Midsummers Night Dream.

The Baz Lhurman version? With Leo DiCaprio and Claire Danes?

TIOR, you could ship bad beer/beef jerky/something similar by accident, which angers reciepiant, and thus war.

I like that, very much.

The Baz Lhurman version? With Leo DiCaprio and Claire Danes?No it was a play put on by a high school, that my friend attends.

I took the name of my first queen from A Midsummer Nights Dream...Hypolita.

I took the name of my first queen from A Midsummer Nights Dream...Hypolita.
That's down. mabye I should have a King Benedict (Much Ado About Nothing) in my history somewhere.

I like that, very much.
I do what I can to please.

We're getting off topic!

Let's go to the main subject, me. >_>

The Plot:

A person from Island of Rose comes to some country and begins a mass killing spree. He/She (from hereforth only he) has a riegn of terror in the capital of Island that goes on for 7 months, numbering 167 deaths at his hands. The police finally get enough evidence to arrest him for the crimes, however, they arrive at his home to find that he has fled. they do not know where he is, and they are losing testimonies quickly because he has been sending untraceable E-mails promising death to any that testify. In order to use the testemony that they have left, they proceed with the trial without him there. The jury finds him guilty and he is sentenced to death. After one year, there is a lead on the case that he has fled to IoR. The country then wants to send in a police force to find the guy, and IoR refuses, saying "If you want to get your cops in, you'll have to invade us." Taking the challenge, the other nation then sends an invasion force to IoR. (They also did not have the IoR police force do it, because they refused to turn him over out of oppisition to the death penalty and because they tried him without the permission of the IoR government)

The Plot:

A person from Island of Rose comes to some country and begins a mass killing spree. He/She (from hereforth only he) has a riegn of terror in the capital of Island that goes on for 7 months, numbering 167 deaths at his hands. The police finally get enough evidence to arrest him for the crimes, however, they arrive at his home to find that he has fled. they do not know where he is, and they are losing testimonies quickly because he has been sending untraceable E-mails promising death to any that testify. In order to use the testemony that they have left, they proceed with the trial without him there. The jury finds him guilty and he is sentenced to death. After one year, there is a lead on the case that he has fled to IoR. The country then wants to send in a police force to find the guy, and IoR refuses, saying "If you want to get your cops in, you'll have to invade us." Taking the challenge, the other nation then sends an invasion force to IoR. (They also did not have the IoR police force do it, because they refused to turn him over out of oppisition to the death penalty and because they tried him without the permission of the IoR government)

The Plot:

A person from Island of Rose comes to some country and begins a mass killing spree. He/She (from hereforth only he) has a riegn of terror in the capital of Island that goes on for 7 months, numbering 167 deaths at his hands. The police finally get enough evidence to arrest him for the crimes, however, they arrive at his home to find that he has fled. they do not know where he is, and they are losing testimonies quickly because he has been sending untraceable E-mails promising death to any that testify. In order to use the testemony that they have left, they proceed with the trial without him there. The jury finds him guilty and he is sentenced to death. After one year, there is a lead on the case that he has fled to IoR. The country then wants to send in a police force to find the guy, and IoR refuses, saying "If you want to get your cops in, you'll have to invade us." Taking the challenge, the other nation then sends an invasion force to IoR. (They also did not have the IoR police force do it, because they refused to turn him over out of oppisition to the death penalty and because they tried him without the permission of the IoR government)

The Plot:

A person from Island of Rose comes to some country and begins a mass killing spree. He/She (from hereforth only he) has a riegn of terror in the capital of Island that goes on for 7 months, numbering 167 deaths at his hands. The police finally get enough evidence to arrest him for the crimes, however, they arrive at his home to find that he has fled. they do not know where he is, and they are losing testimonies quickly because he has been sending untraceable E-mails promising death to any that testify. In order to use the testemony that they have left, they proceed with the trial without him there. The jury finds him guilty and he is sentenced to death. After one year, there is a lead on the case that he has fled to IoR. The country then wants to send in a police force to find the guy, and IoR refuses, saying "If you want to get your cops in, you'll have to invade us." Taking the challenge, the other nation then sends an invasion force to IoR. (They also did not have the IoR police force do it, because they refused to turn him over out of oppisition to the death penalty and because they tried him without the permission of the IoR government)

I've never see someone quadruple post before :-P

Someone plz deat those double posts.

Another Possible, is some diplomat/important personage get pie(or someother food stuff) thrown in thier face. They rant to thier goverment, and war starts.

4 posts, whoa

The Plot: (and so forth)

So good it had to be posted 4 times!

Me likey.

Here's another idea; IoR Leadr vomits on Theao AMbassador and ambassador gets pissed war starts.

The Plot:

A person from Island of Rose comes to some country and begins a mass killing spree. He/She (from hereforth only he) has a riegn of terror in the capital of Island that goes on for 7 months, numbering 167 deaths at his hands. The police finally get enough evidence to arrest him for the crimes, however, they arrive at his home to find that he has fled. they do not know where he is, and they are losing testimonies quickly because he has been sending untraceable E-mails promising death to any that testify. In order to use the testemony that they have left, they proceed with the trial without him there. The jury finds him guilty and he is sentenced to death. After one year, there is a lead on the case that he has fled to IoR. The country then wants to send in a police force to find the guy, and IoR refuses, saying "If you want to get your cops in, you'll have to invade us." Taking the challenge, the other nation then sends an invasion force to IoR. (They also did not have the IoR police force do it, because they refused to turn him over out of oppisition to the death penalty and because they tried him without the permission of the IoR government)

My goodness, we haven't seen this many posts since pre-Jolt!

It couldn't work, we'd actually have a nice party and kill the man for you. You see, unlike most Republics we use "Texas Justice". If a court of law finds you guilty, you die, but of course you get your method of dieing. And no there is no last meal, you can eat you when die. I'm thinking of changing this soon, but this is the system currently.

Theao Another Possible, is some diplomat/important personage get pie(or someother food stuff) thrown in thier face. They rant to thier goverment, and war starts.

I love it.

Here's another idea; IoR Leadr vomits on Theao AMbassador and ambassador gets pissed war starts.

Why would an uptight German vomit on somebody?

Why would an uptight German vomit on somebody?
Who knows. I got the idea form the tiem Bush sr vomited on the Japanese Prime Minitser.

Who knows. I got the idea form the tiem Bush sr vomited on the Japanese Prime Minitser.

Maybe he can get really really drunk...

Maybe he can get really really drunk...
Or someone could spike his drink with a chemical that induces vomiting.

You could play a game of chess with a foreign leader, and he check mates you, so you shoot him in the face.

You could play a game of chess with a foreign leader, and he check mates you, so you shoot him in the face.
Funny. Or two dudes could be carrying a wedding cake up starts but a wind gust coems up and theydrops it and it falls on a leaders head. So e gest irate and srats cusring popel and then they thorw stones on him.

Nice.

I will invade you. TG me if you'd like so.

How about an IoR naval ship rams and sinks a n ocean liner?

Or someone could spike his drink with a chemical that induces vomiting.


that is so weird, that happened to me the other day

TIoR angers Czardaian dignitaries by claiming that "your military is so insignificant and weak, you'd even bungle an invasion of our nation!" Czardas gets mad, declares war, and attempts to prove that it can, in fact, successfully invade another nation. ;) (All of my wars up to now have been defensive, save the 'Amyntos incident', which can hardly be called a war anyway. I sent only 400,000 troops, after all.)

It's an idea for when I'm done defending my nation against Scellia, Imperial Galactica, Muesilania, and all the other deluded souls that believe they can conquer our little patch of land. :D

I only have 3 million men in my armed forces, I don't think that's much.

I like the territorial dispute, but I've always wanted to be original... anything else?


you slept with my Minister of War's wife...Reason enough for war :D

Yes...sleeping with another man's wife that would workk. Troy anyone?

Yes...sleeping with another man's wife that would workk. Troy anyone?
The battle of Troy was because Paris abducted another man's wife, not just slept with her.

The battle of Troy was because Paris abducted another man's wife, not just slept with her.
:grins: deatils, details. :D

The battle of Troy was because Paris abducted another man's wife, not just slept with her.
Well, the Greeks were a bit too polite to say... ;)

How's this for war justification?

"Your nation has a pathetic name, far inferior to our own name, Fluffywuffy. If your nation does not change your name within 24 hours, the might of the Second Empire will wash over your nation, forcibly removing it from a map. Afterwards, we will launch nuclear weapons at your deserted lands, ensuring that all survivors are dead and that your nation is forgotten forever."

How's this for war justification?

"Your nation has a pathetic name, far inferior to our own name, Fluffywuffy. If your nation does not change your name within 24 hours, the might of the Second Empire will wash over your nation, forcibly removing it from a map. Afterwards, we will launch nuclear weapons at your deserted lands, ensuring that all survivors are dead and that your nation is forgotten forever."
LOL. It's almost as funny as mine...

I like Czardas' better.

LOL. It's almost as funny as mine...

You will tell yourself that my reason for war was funnier, or you will be smitten. You have 24 hours to comply.

You will tell yourself that my reason for war was funnier, or you will be smitten. You have 24 hours to comply.
I've already been smitten, but in a different sense. ;) Does that make me exempt?

And TSS, we're kind of waiting for you (and Scellia) in that RP. [/hijack]

I've already been smitten, but in a different sense. ;) Does that make me exempt?

And TSS, we're kind of waiting for you (and Scellia) in that RP. [/hijack]
OOC: I'm waiting for Scellia to post before I do anything.

OOC: I'm waiting for Scellia to post before I do anything.
[ooc:] Yeah, what happened to him? <_<

Why would an uptight German vomit on somebody?
I think I need to sig this. It's too funny not to be sigged. "German", tee-hee!