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((OOC: I'm sick of being ignored in my other threads, so I will try to directly announce my presence.))

While the Sith fleet bombed the primitive planet into dust and ash, Malice had ordered for the Sith do directly announce their presence to all-space fairing nations of the universe. Many of the ships had advanced radio and message waves that could travel billions of light years, so that in it self was not a problem. Many wondered why bother announcing their presence when they were suppose to be forging an Empire? None the less, no one dard question Lord Malice. And so, a message was prepared.

"Dear Galaxy, or rather, dear universe. I am a high level Diplomat of a new state named "The United Sith Empire.", under the command of the Dark Lord Malice, I am sending this message to formally introduce our selves. We wish to begin relations with all advanced races, and work toward a greater good with them. I, and the Dark Lord, look forward to any replies."

((OOC: A quick bump before I leave.))

Hundreds of lightyears away, the message was received on a specially attuned villip aboard a scout ship. Commander Rapuung, the ship's captain made the following reply:

"Sith... You use the Force? You are like the Jeedai of this galaxy, yes?"

In a certain galaxy, in a certain sector, on a certain giant asteroid-city, in a certain Megacompany headquarters building, in a certain CEO's office, and reclining in a certain blue-suade easy-office chair, sat a certain Narzoth CEO. More specifically, that certain Narzoth CEO just happened to be Dinar Jetz, founder of Gadget Corporation, better known as GadgetCorp.

He had recently recieved a very interesting message, from a very uninteresting lackey of a much more interesting Sith Lord. He chuckled, and sent a reply message, although in a much more basic text-format. He did not like to be seen much, after all.

"We fail to see what makes you such a "United" empire; we know of many Sith Lords who are not a part of your organization."

Replies were sent:

"Sith... You use the Force? You are like the Jeedai of this galaxy, yes?"

One could say that, yes. But unlike the Jedi, we do not blind our selves with dillusions of "right" and "wrong" and "good" and "evil". Lord Malice encourages the Sith and Dark Jedi beneath her to be nuetral in the force.

"We fail to see what makes you such a "United" empire; we know of many Sith Lords who are not a part of your organization."

We call our selves 'The United Empire' because once we were many, small Sith states. Before Lord Malice united us, that is.

"Hm... this is intriguing. Perhaps this Dark Lord Malice would like to meet with us to discuss diplomatic affairs? I'm sure the Warmaster would be delighted to meet a Jeedai... or Sith as you say."

The message was recieved by the C.I.C. listening posts on the borders of the colonies in the Milky Way galaxy.The message was recorded and sent to the High Command on Deatharon Prime. The Fuhrer Alfred Von Antheron was away so Chancellor Minax sent a message:

The Inter-Galactic Confederation is intrested in what you have to say about working for advance race for the greater good.

OOC: C.I.C. is an ancroniym for Central Intelligence Core.

"Hm... this is intriguing. Perhaps this Dark Lord Malice would like to meet with us to discuss diplomatic affairs? I'm sure the Warmaster would be delighted to meet a Jeedai... or Sith as you say."


"Hmmm...perhaps we can arrange this. Allow us some time to decide, and ask Lord Malice of course."

Message from the Galactic Republic of Anagonia
To: The Unified Sith Empire
From: Caster Oblivion, Chief of Foreign Affairs/Activites

Its has come to our attention that your existance is known. We would like to formally greet you to the Galactic Scene. As such, we would enjoy a healthy dose of Diplomatic talks, at your leasure of course. It would be highly beneficial for both the Galactic Republic, and your Empire.

Although we understand you have had trouble with Galactic Relations, we would like to extend our deepest apologies for our lack of listening for your transmission. We have, indeed, been busy with other matters. This, however, is no excuse, and we again apologize.

In ending, we extend a firm hand of friendship. We would hope to shake yours, knowing that our gift of friendship shall be met with friendship from our Galactic Brethren of the Unified Sith Empire.

Thank You,
Caster Oblivion
Chief of Foreign Affairs/Activites

MESSAGE END

In ending, we extend a firm hand of friendship. We would hope to shake yours, knowing that our gift of friendship shall be met with friendship from our Galactic Brethren of the Unified Sith Empire.

Thank You,
Caster Oblivion
Chief of Foreign Affairs/Activites

MESSAGE END

Of course we shall extend our hand in friendship as well, and do know that your apology is accepted.

The Inter-Galactic Confederation is intrested in what you have to say about working for advance race for the greater good


Define what you mean when you say "Working for advance race for the greater good"

The Chancellor Minax sends another message:

The Inter-Galactic Confederation of Deatharon is currently looking for trading parthners and possiable allies.

The Inter-Galactic Confederation of Deatharon is currently looking for trading parthners and possiable allies.

Good. Perhaps we can discuss these matters. Let us agree on the terms of the meet.

The Chancellor after discussing with the High Command and failing to get a response from the Fuhrer sends a message:

The meeting will have to be at a neutral location. Some place neither one of us has totally control.

OOC: Wow...pandering to an ignorant nooblet. Nice... :rolleyes:

OOC: Wow...pandering to an ignorant nooblet. Nice... :rolleyes:

((THL's alt))

OOC: Wow...pandering to an ignorant nooblet. Nice... :rolleyes:

OOC: Excuse me sir(I am just going to take a wild stab at your gender)? You know, if you don't like, there is always the option to like, ignore this thread and not care. Please don't waste your time with further posts in this thread, or any of my time required to read more of your posts. :rolleyes:

Oh, and technically speaking, you are more the 'nooblet' then I am. My main account was registered here back in March. You, on the other hand, just this month. Aren't facts wonderful? ;)

The meeting will have to be at a neutral location. Some place neither one of us has totally control.

Agreed. Now, who will you be sending to the meeting? If it is some low to mid level diplomat or emissary, we shall send one in turn. If, how ever, you send your leader, we may be able to arrange a meeting with Lord Malice him self present.

The Chancellor Minax sends another message:

The Fuhrer Alfred Von Antheron is currently fighting off our enemies on our borders. I am temporaly in command of the Inter-Galactic Confederation of Deatharon, untill his return. I will personally go to meet with a representaive of equal rank ot myself.

The High Command realized that by right of succesion that would leave Sub-Fuhrer Aluria Mizar in charge untill Chancellor Minax returned.

The Fuhrer Alfred Von Antheron is currently fighting off our enemies on our borders. I am temporaly in command of the Inter-Galactic Confederation of Deatharon, untill his return. I will personally go to meet with a representaive of equal rank ot myself.

Very will, we sill send High Commander Ran Nayhrn to meet with you.

"Hm... this is intriguing. Perhaps this Dark Lord Malice would like to meet with us to discuss diplomatic affairs? I'm sure the Warmaster would be delighted to meet a Jeedai... or Sith as you say."


After thinking it over, Lord Malice has decided it would be acceptable to meet with your leaders.

((OOC: Why not a bit of a bump?))

To: The United Sith Empire
From: The Empire of Sonaj

We would be very interested in having a diplomatic talk with your nation. We also have sith in our nation, and government for that matter, and jedi are extinct here. We are always interested in trade, and I feel certain that we should be able to come to an agreement which suits us both.

Regards,
Kress, High Advisor of the Emperor of Sonaj.

Reply:

We to, would be interested in trade, as we are currently a nomadic nation, mostly made up of a large military fleet. We are currently looking for planets to settle, and will need all the resources we can get to do so.

To The Recently Formed "United Sith Empire"-

After much...Consideration, we feel it may be in your, and our, best interests if we were to offer to open trade relations. We also apologize for any offense that may have been recieved with our previous message.

Best of luck,
Dinar Jetz
CEO of Gadget Corporation

To The Recently Formed "United Sith Empire"-

After much...Consideration, we feel it may be in your, and our, best interests if we were to offer to open trade relations. We also apologize for any offense that may have been recieved with our previous message.

Best of luck,
Dinar Jetz
CEO of Gadget Corporation


Good, very good. Our main need at the current time is foodstuffs. It's quite difficult growing crops on a ship. What do you want in return?

Oh, nothing at all. We offer this as a sign of good will. Twelve Megaron Freighters (Quite enormous, by the way) have already been loaded up with food, and they've just been sent out to rendevouz with your fleet, just so long as you stay in your present location.

The Confederacy of Xessmithia welcomes you to the inter-galactic scene. We hope to exist in peace, but should you pose a threat to us we will have no choice but to crush you.

Best wishes,
-Confederate Parliment

Oh, nothing at all. We offer this as a sign of good will. Twelve Megaron Freighters (Quite enormous, by the way) have already been loaded up with food, and they've just been sent out to rendevouz with your fleet, just so long as you stay in your present location.


You have our thanks.

The Confederacy of Xessmithia welcomes you to the inter-galactic scene. We hope to exist in peace, but should you pose a threat to us we will have no choice but to crush you.

Best wishes,
-Confederate Parliment

If push comes to shove, we shall see whom does the crushing.

After thinking it over, Lord Malice has decided it would be acceptable to meet with your leaders.

Commander Rapuung smiled to himself on his end of the communication. This would surely garner him a promotion. "Ah very good! You may meet with my superior - Commander Shimmra aboard the Exquisite Death in the Tenlen IV system. He will be expecting you."

OOC: New thread for the meeting or no?

We would be pleased to start diplomatic relations with your empire. I see that your empire has somekind of warlock cult, and we would enjoy to learn more about it. We'll await your answer.

- Starlord Kukku

Direct Beam Transmission
To: The United Sith Empire
From: Grand Admiral Thrawn, Warlord of the Empire, Commander of the Ardis Squadron

"Greetings Sith Lord Malice, to the Galaxy. While your operations are interesting, I must simply warn you of creating...potential...battles that could involve my intervention or that of my allies and fellow Empire commanders of the Galactic Empire. I bid you once again welcome, and good day."

--Transmission End--

Very will, we sill send High Commander Ran Nayhrn to meet with you.


The Chancellor sent another transmission:

Very well, We allow you to pick the Neutral spot to meet at. We suggest a body guard limit as well.

Commander Rapuung smiled to himself on his end of the communication. This would surely garner him a promotion. "Ah very good! You may meet with my superior - Commander Shimmra aboard the Exquisite Death in the Tenlen IV system. He will be expecting you."

OOC: New thread for the meeting or no?

Very well, but Lord Malice also requests that he be able to bring six of his Handmaiden body guards with him.

OOC: Sure.

"Greetings. As a Sith Empire, you are likely to be expansive, yes? As a recent initiative created by our government to recruit more allies, and defensive measures, we have seventeen 'resource colonies' that have begun producing an excess of food, and we now have food literally rotting on the ground. If you would care to inhabit these planets, in return for a mutual-defense pact, we would be most gratified. The United Star League exports many products, and would be able to supply you amply with raw materials, as well as providing a barrier against foreign invasions in most directions. From our Star Gates, you would be able to enforce your rapacious will to those you wish without fear of reprisal, and your fleets would make an impenetrable defense even more so.

We would send a diplomat, but, instead, feel that opening a temporary Star Gate to bring in a small number of fleets to inspect the colonies (if you so wish), would be more beneficial for us both. What do you say?"

- Official League Communique, Diplomatic Priority

"Greetings. As a Sith Empire, you are likely to be expansive, yes? As a recent initiative created by our government to recruit more allies, and defensive measures, we have seventeen 'resource colonies' that have begun producing an excess of food, and we now have food literally rotting on the ground. If you would care to inhabit these planets, in return for a mutual-defense pact, we would be most gratified. The United Star League exports many products, and would be able to supply you amply with raw materials, as well as providing a barrier against foreign invasions in most directions. From our Star Gates, you would be able to enforce your rapacious will to those you wish without fear of reprisal, and your fleets would make an impenetrable defense even more so.

We would send a diplomat, but, instead, feel that opening a temporary Star Gate to bring in a small number of fleets to inspect the colonies (if you so wish), would be more beneficial for us both. What do you say?"

- Official League Communique, Diplomatic Priority

The United Sith Empire gladly and graciously accepts this generous offer, and will send a small number of ships to inspect the colonies. Again, we would like to thank you for your generousity.

((OOC: Bump.))

This is acceptable to us.

OOC: I'll let you start the new thread.

Of course we shall extend our hand in friendship as well, and do know that your apology is accepted.

Message from the Galactic Republic of Anagonia
To: The United Sith Empire
From: Caster Oblivion

It is good to see our friendship is accepted. With this, our hopes of having a diplomatic meeting our greater. We assume that this is your hopes as well, for we are engaged in many a meeting, and would enjoy another.

Sorry for the long reply, you know how galactic relations can be.

Thanking you for your extreme patience,
Caster Oblivion
Chief/Minister of Foreign Affairs/Activities

The Imperium regards this 'Sith Empire' with interest; and will happily enter into talks with you; to further the, surely united, goals ofm both our nations. The Lord of the Inquisition, the Primarch Remiel shall be sent at once to your nation to begin...Diplomatic formalities; however, we do insist that he travel with a full retinue of bodyguards; we would not want any unfortunate incidents occuring; nothing that would reflect badly upon yourselves.

We await your reply; pending authorisation of diplomatic mission and launch. This is the word of the Emperor; thus is it will of the Imperium.

-Chronosian Diplomatic Corps.

A reply was sent, reading:

We would be honored to meet with 'Primarch Remiel', and will accept his bodyguards traveling with him. It is unfortunate that Lord Malice is on his own diplomatic meeting. So, you will have with the Sith High Command.