NationStates Jolt Archive

In the Capital the citizen cheer as the almighty army of a new empire march threw the square the newly proclaimed Emperor Belcameron II sits on his throne of a balcony overlooking his army with there dark red tunics and the latist technological weapons in there arms there nation had been suffering for years under the rule of the corrupt ditatorship now was time for change the emperor slowly stoodup overlooking the crowd that was now quite.

PEOPLE OF PHENIXICA" he said in a strounge phenixican accent
"for a century we have been under harsh rule from the house of lio but today we are free from that bondage that trap us and weakened us i promise you as your new king and emperor that WE NEVER WILL WE BE ENSLAVED AGAIN"

The people roared and shouted "long live the Emperor and the house of cook"

"I Belcameron Cook promise you the phoenix people freedom beyond your belief our new colonies of devenis and kira help this crumbling nation and our army and police keep it secure new rules will bring FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY"

Planes roared threw the sky and what sounded like every cannon in the empire start to fire blanks fireworks wentup the soldiers halted and fired into the air.

"A new era begins today privatisation shall nolonger be outlawed tho dont fear it will be controlled, the secret police is being disbanded as i speak and political prisoners are now being freed to share there views and write a new consitution"

People roared at the rebirth of a onice great nation and hoping it will now become one yet again the Emperor knew the task infrount of him the Economy
was a wreck and alot of people unemployed but he knew with his new government and his own guidance that onice again Phenixca shall be known as one of the greatist nations in the world and hopfully the galaxy.

"Step forward the great naked masses of DVSLAND!" Shouted Commander Ralph Midnight of the DVS Supremem Council.

A great roar filled the national staduim as hundreds and thousands on naked men, women and children shreiked and applauded their leader.

"You are free my servants! Free to frolic through the towns, cities and forests, naked as the day you were born! Our powerful robot army will protect you from any harm!" The bright blue eyes of Commander Midnight glared across at the massing people, eagerly cheering and waggling their bits through the air.

"We are DEVIOUS....we are DEVIOUS.....We are DEVIOUS!!" They chanted.

Just then a procession of DVSLAND robot soldiers paraded through the middle of the stadium -the sharp laser-eyes darting sharply from left to right - scanning the stadium.

"Yes my wonderful subjects!" The Commander continued "We are all here today to celebrate what it is to be devious - Breasts NOT Bombs is our motto!"

A feverish chant began to rise "Breasts NOT Bombs... Breasts NOT Bombs... Breasts NOT Bombs... Breasts NOT Bombs...

Commander Midnight sat in his throne from up high and look down upon his creation and thought it good.

OOC: You just had to ruin a completely serious thread did you Paul.

Breasts NOT Bombs!!!! ROFLMFAO!!! Nice one Paul (I'm James, friend of Camerons)

And Cameron, you spelt 'Thread' wrong, you spelt it 'Tread'

I stepped out of the red and looked up at Belcameron. "Emperor, my name is Jebus, I will help you fight in this war". "I wish to serve under you till the day I die, I won't give up, I FIGHT FOR THE PEOPLE OF PHENIXICA!".

"I won't let you say no Belcameron, I must do this, this is my destiny" I explained to him. "The gods gave you to me, so I could defend your people". "And I must embrace this, against all odds".

I walked out of the stadium, knowing all eyes were on me. I headed back to my house, well, more of a armoury. I opened the door and stop dead in my tracks. Lord Varakanus was sitting on my best wooden chair staring at me. "What the hell are you doing here?" I ask.

"Well Jebus, we need to discuss some things" he replied. I heard the door shut behind me, I turned around and saw two of Varakanus's servents closing the door. Then I felt something heavy on my head and I blacked out.

OOC: This looks pretty dang good.

OOC:How is this a war this thread started about a year ago.
Just after i won independence. Also i was standing outside on the balcony of the Imperial palace which looks over the Cities main square.

this is pretty dang good

I declare war....on myself.