Green Sun
06-10-2005, 02:52
Augustus Equanant is the son of Belle Equanant and the co-emperor of the Green Sun Empire in the year 2156. Many of the famous emperors are dead, including his grandfather, Jordan and Jordan's sister, Heidi Theao. In fact, his motehr and his aunt were quite near death as well. Augustus, being over century old himself at 105 at the time he took office, was the oldest Emperor in the Green Sun royal line, save for Earnest himself, who was by this time three-hundred seventy-five years old, but Earnest didn't look a day over thirty five. He also had the shortest term as emperor at six years, three months, and eleven days. His cousin once removed, William Theao, was still pestering him about at least announcing his cousin's grandson as his heir to prevent complications, but Augustus wanted to announce his heir on his death bed.
It can be argued that Augustus and Killian Equanant are the two worst or at least the most politically inactive emperors Green Sun has ever had. They left the internal and military matters to the President and the military, the domestic and social affairs to teh Council of Theocrats, and they sent his relatives to bother with other nations. In fact, Killian was almost impeached as Emperor because he never actually finished his degree in Domestic Politics, but he avoided that by taking the test and barely passed by barely getting a 'C' by one question. Augustus had been found with many women over his years, but never fathered a child. His motehr was very loving and Augustus was very priveleged, but he never had the blessing of being able to play with other children that much and he became secluded and he never learned to really care for the common man. Killian was a party animal, spending more time getting blind drunk and arrested than actually running the country, which is no wonder why he is currently in the hospital getting a liver transplant, which is utterly stupid because he's just going to die within four months anyway.
Augustus soon found himself in the center of public riducule because of his inactivity. After finding a rather offensive picture on the internet, he became enraged and eventually ordered the breakup of a demonstration in which fifteen protestors were killed and four policemen were savagely beaten by an enraged rhinocerous that the protesters had let loose from a zoo to prevent their tiny little hippie asses from being kicked. The most noteable of these policemen was a man named Marvin, who, after the incident, lacked insurance and became depressed and eventually fell apart in front of the emperor and died, needless to say, because falling apart can be a very painful and gruesome way to die, especially in front of the likes of an emperor, especially one as important as Augustus, despite his political inactivity over his ruling years of 2150 to 2156.
After the bobby died, Augustus decided to discover how the Golden Age of Green Sun came about and stayed for so long, the 'Holy Grail' if you will. Unknown to Augustus, his great-great grandfather's evil counterpart, Banaan, was planning to not bring about the Golden Age of his former empire, but to jump-start it by taking over as the Emperor and forging his own mark into the world.
Unknown to Banaan, he was the obsolete one of the two...
It can be argued that Augustus and Killian Equanant are the two worst or at least the most politically inactive emperors Green Sun has ever had. They left the internal and military matters to the President and the military, the domestic and social affairs to teh Council of Theocrats, and they sent his relatives to bother with other nations. In fact, Killian was almost impeached as Emperor because he never actually finished his degree in Domestic Politics, but he avoided that by taking the test and barely passed by barely getting a 'C' by one question. Augustus had been found with many women over his years, but never fathered a child. His motehr was very loving and Augustus was very priveleged, but he never had the blessing of being able to play with other children that much and he became secluded and he never learned to really care for the common man. Killian was a party animal, spending more time getting blind drunk and arrested than actually running the country, which is no wonder why he is currently in the hospital getting a liver transplant, which is utterly stupid because he's just going to die within four months anyway.
Augustus soon found himself in the center of public riducule because of his inactivity. After finding a rather offensive picture on the internet, he became enraged and eventually ordered the breakup of a demonstration in which fifteen protestors were killed and four policemen were savagely beaten by an enraged rhinocerous that the protesters had let loose from a zoo to prevent their tiny little hippie asses from being kicked. The most noteable of these policemen was a man named Marvin, who, after the incident, lacked insurance and became depressed and eventually fell apart in front of the emperor and died, needless to say, because falling apart can be a very painful and gruesome way to die, especially in front of the likes of an emperor, especially one as important as Augustus, despite his political inactivity over his ruling years of 2150 to 2156.
After the bobby died, Augustus decided to discover how the Golden Age of Green Sun came about and stayed for so long, the 'Holy Grail' if you will. Unknown to Augustus, his great-great grandfather's evil counterpart, Banaan, was planning to not bring about the Golden Age of his former empire, but to jump-start it by taking over as the Emperor and forging his own mark into the world.
Unknown to Banaan, he was the obsolete one of the two...