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Special News Bulletin: 'Juche' Implemented In The Soviet Union

Fascist Confederacy
06-10-2005, 01:37
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Leningrad, Russian SFSR
Union of Soviet Socialist Republics

Hello, this is Natali Bolvanskya reporting to you from Leningrad. Yet it is true, the Political Bureau has decide to adopt a ’juche-like’ economic policy. A representative on behalf of the Politburo stated ‘the Soviet Union needs to be self-reliant and slowly pull itself from the global economy so to keep far from the corrupting influence of capitalism.’

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In response to the suspected economic backlash that pulling from the globalist economy will cause - however minor - the Politburo has also levied taxes to a higher rate. Taxes before the levying were at a steady fifty percent. However, after the raising of rates, the new income tax rate will be an average of fifty-eight percent.

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These new policies being implemented has caused some controversy within the Soviet Union. However, due to confidence and understanding, no voice has come out as direct opposition. As usual, the elevation will be added to the ‘Collective Income Fund’ - what the budget is officially labeled, however, outside of the Soviet Union, a voice with the name of Albert von Schneider has created a group of cards including: Comrade Troskin (The Soviet Union), Soares Bittencourt (The Free People of Communist Brazil), and Eva da Silva (The Free People of Communist Brazil). This deck of cards indicates by suit, the elevation of danger that each political official is at. For example, Comrade Troskin is the Ace of Spades on this bizarre, reactionary creation.

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In other news, reports of oil fields in both the Kazakh SSR and Omanian SSR are on fire. However, these reports are unconfirmed...