NationStates Jolt Archive

We, the Leader of Cut Yo Face do hereby suggest we decide on The Worlds Best Chat Up lines!!

Did you know that all polar bears are left handed?

Hey Baby, wanna go bowlin?
--Props to the Nation Of Hand to Hand Gun Fights

HAVE AT YOU!!!

This belongs in General, rather than International Incidents.

Anyway, I saw this in a movie once, I forget which. A guy sees a hot girl and starts looking for something under his table. The girl asks him what he's looking for, and he says, "I seem to have misplaced my Congressional Medal of Honor somewhere."

While lame I know that movie, "Blast From The Past", Good movie!
But lets get GOOD chat up lines and weird ones

I declare War on The Queendom of Luffly!!!!