Theiving Raccoons
03-10-2005, 16:44
In: The Daily Ring-Tail Newspaper.
Cheif Of Police, Irwin Schlankoff, announced the statistics to crime and punishment this evening and about the continued problem with youth-related crimes.
"It's giving our nation a bad image." Irwin began.
"It's bad enough that the 1 years military service the government issued to troublesom youths isn't working, but seeing toddlers carrying crowbars and smacking elders across the head with them before stealing their money is even more uncomforting." he added.
The Govenor was also shocked about this problem with youth-based crimes and has issued a meeting with fellow members of the colony.
"Seeing an elderly person demoloshing a phone booth is pretty funny, but these young kids with guns just doesn't seem right." He began.
"It seems the years military service isn't good enough, and I think it's time we should build a prison. It might discourage the youths from commiting crimes." He added.
The foreign secretary, Lisa Callatah, had risen the question over how to resolve the problem, she suggested that education was the answer.
"That's a load of rubbish." said Irwin "we need to throw the trouble makers in the army for more than 1 year to set them straight." he added.
The Govenor is still unsure about building a prison, although many citizens have asked for one to be built the tax rate would go through the roof.
"Our nation is known for it's crimes, just not youth related. In time it will calm itself down, as for building a prison, that's out of the question. If the youth crimes continue, however, I will sign the deposition for one to be built." he said.
Cheif Of Police, Irwin Schlankoff, announced the statistics to crime and punishment this evening and about the continued problem with youth-related crimes.
"It's giving our nation a bad image." Irwin began.
"It's bad enough that the 1 years military service the government issued to troublesom youths isn't working, but seeing toddlers carrying crowbars and smacking elders across the head with them before stealing their money is even more uncomforting." he added.
The Govenor was also shocked about this problem with youth-based crimes and has issued a meeting with fellow members of the colony.
"Seeing an elderly person demoloshing a phone booth is pretty funny, but these young kids with guns just doesn't seem right." He began.
"It seems the years military service isn't good enough, and I think it's time we should build a prison. It might discourage the youths from commiting crimes." He added.
The foreign secretary, Lisa Callatah, had risen the question over how to resolve the problem, she suggested that education was the answer.
"That's a load of rubbish." said Irwin "we need to throw the trouble makers in the army for more than 1 year to set them straight." he added.
The Govenor is still unsure about building a prison, although many citizens have asked for one to be built the tax rate would go through the roof.
"Our nation is known for it's crimes, just not youth related. In time it will calm itself down, as for building a prison, that's out of the question. If the youth crimes continue, however, I will sign the deposition for one to be built." he said.