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Palentine Arms is open for business

The Palentine
03-10-2005, 01:37
Greetings and salutations, and welcome to Palentine Arms. We supply small arms to militaries, governments, and civillians. Remember Palentine Arms for your weapon buying pleasure. From popguns to the Ma Deuce and all weapons in between, we've got your back covered. We have a small selection, but will be adding to them in the future.

Pistols

CZ model 75
Cal:9x19 Para
Action: Double Action
Weight empty:1000g
Length:206mm
Barrel:120mm
Capacity:16
Cost:$1000
Ah the CZ75, one of the finest Handguns of the 20th century, and quite possibly the pinnacle of handgun design and production. The cost is rather high, but if you want the best, then you must pay for the best.

Browning HP-35
Cal:9mm Para
Length:200mm
Barrel:118mm
Weight:885g
Capacity:13
Cost:$300
One of John Browning's last designs. The man was a genius.

Assault Rifles

Colt M16A2
Cal:5.56x45 NATO
Action:Gas Operated
Length:1006mm
Barrel:508mm
Weight:4.47kg
Capacity:30
ROF:Cyclic 800 Rnds/min
Eff range:550m
Cost:$1500

Kalisnikov AK-47
Cal:7.62x39
Action:gas operated
Length:870mm
Barrel:415mm
Weight empty:4.3kg
Capacity:30
ROF:cyclic 600 rnds/min
Eff range:400m
Cost:$900
Rugged, simple, easy to produce, and cheap. Not very ergonomic and accurate though. However, this is an excelent rifle for small governments starting out.

SMG

HK MP5-SA3
Cal:9x19 Para
Length:660mm
Barrel:225mm
Weight empty:2.88kg
Capacity:30
ROF:800 Rnds/min
Cost:$1200
The favorite SMG of the British SAS, nuff said. A variation we sell, the SD3 comes with a built-in silencer.

Ingram MAC-10
Cal: .45ACP
Weight empty:2.84kg
Length:2.69mm/548mm with open stock
ROF:1100 rnds/min
Capacity:30
Eff Range:25m
Cost:$1000
Compact and reliable. However it is ugly, has short range, and marginal accuracy. It does make an excellent weapon for inside the building sweeps, and inside vehicle usage.

Heavy Weapons

M-79 40mm Grenade Launcher
Cal:40mm
Length:737mm
Weight empty:2.72kg
single shot
Range:150m point target or up to 350m area target
Cost:$500
Relable and accurate.The downside is the user must have a sidearm like a pistol of SMG.

Browning Automatic Rifle M1918A1 "the BAR"
Cal: .30(.30-06)
Action:air cooled, gas operated, magazine fed, shoulder type, semi and fully auto
Length:119.4cm(47')
Weight:8.83kg(18.5lbs)
Capacity:20
ROF:550 rnds/min
Eff range:550m
Cost$2500
Oh yes the BAR, another of John Browning's designs. A great rifle, albeit rather heavy, with limited magazine capacity. It was one of Clyde Barrow's favorite weapons though.

Browning M-2 Heavy Machine Gun "Ma Deuce"
Cal: .50
Action:air cooled, belt fed, short recoil
Length:1.65m
Barrel:1.14m
Weight:138lbs(84lbs gun+ 44lbs M3 tripod)
ROF:550 rnds/min
Eff range:2000m
Max range:7000m
Cost:$5000
This is one big ol' weapon. The M-2 or Ma Deuce as it is affectionately called is one bad arsed MG. As you see we at Palentine Arms think highly of John Browning. So does the rest of the world. Since its development in 1921 the Ma Deuce has been in constant use in militaries around the world. Our Ma Duece features a quick change barrel system for fast and easy mantenance on the battlefield.

Once again thank you for shopping with Palentine Arms. Remember is you have the cash, them we'll sell you all the weapons you can carry.
The Palentine
04-10-2005, 00:13
Crazy Phred here. Coming soon we'll have some more pistols, a couple of sniper rifles,assault rifles, a few combat shotguns, and some Smgs. Stay tuned. And remember, Folks I'm not here to make money...I just love to sell guns.

Palentine Arms, for your gun buying pleasure.
Good Happiness
30-04-2006, 22:17
I want to buy some weapons how do you do it?
Selfistan
01-05-2006, 04:43
The nation of Selfistan would like to purchase 10,000 AK-47's. Thank you.
Homolium
01-05-2006, 06:22
Homolium has 5,000,000 citizens and though crime is nonexistant, we'd like to arm ourselves to remind others in our region what badasses we are. We have many diggles to offer you, assuming the exchange rate is acceptable.
Good Happiness
01-05-2006, 13:48
Good Happiness would like 1 million Colt M16A2 rifles
The Palentine
01-05-2006, 15:01
The nation of Selfistan would like to purchase 10,000 AK-47's. Thank you.

THis is your lucky day, good friend, as Crazy Phred loves to cut bargains on bulk purchases so the cost for your order comes to $450,000. We'll ship 'em out ASAP. THank you for your order.
-Crazy Phred

Homolium has 5,000,000 citizens and though crime is nonexistant, we'd like to arm ourselves to remind others in our region what badasses we are. We have many diggles to offer you, assuming the exchange rate is acceptable.

Of course, a wise desion I assure you. AS long as the currency's spendable, its acceptable. What do you have in mind. as a sidearm i reccomend the HP-35, John Browning was a genius, and the pistol is very accurate and reliable. Of course nothing says bad-ass like the good ol'...
Browning M-2 Heavy Machine Gun "Ma Deuce"
Cal: .50
Action:air cooled, belt fed, short recoil
Length:1.65m
Barrel:1.14m
Weight:138lbs(84lbs gun+ 44lbs M3 tripod)
ROF:550 rnds/min
Eff range:2000m
Max range:7000m
Cost:$5000
This is one big ol' weapon. The M-2 or Ma Deuce as it is affectionately called is one bad arsed MG. As you see we at Palentine Arms think highly of John Browning. So does the rest of the world. Since its development in 1921 the Ma Deuce has been in constant use in militaries around the world. Our Ma Duece features a quick change barrel system for fast and easy mantenance on the battlefield.
-Crazy Phred

Good Happiness would like 1 million Colt M16A2 rifles

Splendid, we would love to fulfill that order, unfortunately logistically we cannot, at least not all at once. The most we can ship out at one time is about 50,000 weapons. However if your government is interested, IPAA would be pleased to enter a long term contract with your nation, and supply it with the weapons. Barring any problems, we could arrange a shipment of 50,000 weapons a month for 20 months. we would even give a substantial discount on the purchase, as 1 million of these bad boys would cost $1.5 billion dollars. If you take our deal, we will set the price for each shipment at $25 million. We also understand that you wish to purchase the M-79 grenade launcher. A secondary shipment of 50,000 a month can also be arranged at a cost of $12,500,000. Thank you
-Crazy Phred
Me li
01-05-2006, 15:13
Sirs,

The Dominion of Me Li always welcomes a new supplier of the People's inalienable rights of self defence. We appluad your entree into the marketplace. While your selection is very nice, we think that it would benifit with a few extra additions.

Such as:

package deals; i.e. a bundled assortment of goodies to equip a good sized can of woop ass. supplies: medicines, food, and bullets. newer and even better toys, calculation policies: you can check the totals but have people calculate their own.

We are currently undertaking a massive build up of our Defence Forces.

Our current supplier DMG, while and excellent corporation is a huge megacorp. We of Me Li believe in the smaller guy. The guy that can punch you in the jewels without bending over. You company looks like an excellent oppurtunity for our future strategic goals.

The Dominion of Me Li invites you to open manufacturing facilities in our Incorporated States of Itchia free trade zones. Itchia has little regulation, no income taxes, negligle corprate taxes, and a Free Company charter. The company is 49% owned by the government of Me Li, but the day to day affairs of the government of Itchia are left to the resident corporation.

Me Li would ask that you provide an estimate as to the cost of our projected upgrades. Defense has approved that the following be established by the Dominion.



Mobile Humantarian Relief Packages
Displaced Persons Site--approx 100,000 individuals
Supplies adequate for Relief Efforts, Refugee Sites & Bases--approx 200,000 tons

2 regiments regular infantry-projected backbone of New Model Army of Me Li
2 batallion of special operations--both primarily urban and counter insurgency
1 batallion of medical support: 2 USA CSH units--approx 500 beds--assist in health care needs of troops and ease pressure on the existing groups, possible deployment overseas.

CAS--Unit type and numbers unknown
or/and
Helicopters--ibid
or/and
VTOL--ibid

The Dominion of Me Li Naval Self Defense Force is clamoring for the formation of our first carrier group. But this has been tabled for the forseeable future. We just don't have the resources.

Your assistance in equiping our Defence Forces are appreciated

Regards,


Regards
IMN Gaiji
Minister of Foriegn Devils
Dominion of Me Li

ooc: check out DMG Industries they have a pretty nice arms complex
The Palentine
01-05-2006, 15:21
Thank you for your kind words,Me Li.

OOC: I've been meaning to upgrade this site, but have been too lazy and busy with UN business to do so. I am planning a major upgrade the lines you mentioned in the very near future.

IC: I'll check out DMG Industries.
Benlandngdo
01-05-2006, 20:41
I would like:
60,000 AK-47
10,000 M-16
5,000 M-2 Machine guns
Good Happiness
01-05-2006, 20:59
I would also like 10,000 M-51 machine guns
Damostat
02-05-2006, 08:54
how do you know how much money you have
Palentine UN Office
02-05-2006, 17:39
ooc: there are a few calculators for this...http://www.nstracker.retrogade.com/...and...http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php
New Malakive
04-05-2006, 18:48
As rifles taken to New Malakive are becomeing prone to rusting, we'de like to make a purchuce of 40,500 Kalisnikov AK-47's for the NMAG, that comes to $36450000 right?
Palentine UN Office
05-05-2006, 17:06
As rifles taken to New Malakive are becomeing prone to rusting, we'de like to make a purchuce of 40,500 Kalisnikov AK-47's for the NMAG, that comes to $36450000 right?


Yup! They'll be sent out tommorrow, as our C-5's are being serviced today.
-Crazy Phred
Geneticon
05-05-2006, 17:10
Did you design these weapons? Or are they RL designs. Sorry, I don't know much about guns.
Palentine UN Office
18-06-2006, 21:59
Did you design these weapons? Or are they RL designs. Sorry, I don't know much about guns.


These, mate, are RL designs with the official stats garnered from various military/ civillian firearms sites, as well as magizines such as Guns and Ammo, and Soldier of Fortune. The prices are setiments when the RL cost couldn't be found.
Drunken Monkeeees
23-08-2006, 17:12
I am very interested in defending the vast regional borders that my government, or lack thereof, is responsible for. Are there any plans for armored vehicles or are you only dealing in small arms?

Captain Morgan
Procurement Officer
DMDF
Palentine UN Office
21-09-2006, 23:20
I am very interested in defending the vast regional borders that my government, or lack thereof, is responsible for. Are there any plans for armored vehicles or are you only dealing in small arms?

Captain Morgan
Procurement Officer
DMDF

We are strickly in the small arms business.
If not for certain UN resolutions prohibiting us from doing so we were going to sell "Atomic Annie's"
Crazy Phred
CEO
In God we Trust...All others pay cash!