NationStates Jolt Archive

Greetings International Community.

The Nation of Xirnium wishes to buy nuclear, chemical, biological or radiological ballistic missiles. In exchange, Xirnium agrees that it will sell its own citizens into slavery to the nation willing to make the deal.

The amount of slaves to be exchanged is negotiable. Obviously adults capable of performing work will be considered more valuable than the young or elderly. Xirnium does not care what you do with them, you may work them to death or kill them for sport, it is of no consequence.

The nations that agree to sell nuclear weapons to Xirnium need not worry about Xirnium using them for war. Xirnium instead plans to use them only against its own citizens.

Best Regards,
Quikzos IV, Vengeful God-Emperor of the Nation of Xirnium

From: (Castellan) Amber M. Fotheringown, Deputy Head of State, Adejaani
To: (The) God-Emperor, Xirnium

May we firstly express our congratulations at the birth of a new nation, as well as your instincts to seek to secure your nation's safety, whatever the form may be.

However, we note with complete and utter disgust at your proposal. Unlike some other nations that may respond to this proclamation, we do not condemn your actions in any way.

We just hope you'll reconsider, if ever you want to have any dealings with the world in general.

Sincerely
(Castellan) Amber M. Fotheringown, Deputy Head of State, Regime of Adejaani

The righteous and just God-Emperor of Xirnium notes with sadness your refusal to do business. It hopes you will reconsider. The citizens of Xirnium are fairly strong and conditioned to working under harsh masters. They will work very hard for long periods before expiring. They will be well worth the cost of a nuclear bomb.

It's quite unbelieveable, really! You're making a hard decision for the Empire. I don't know if you quite believe your risking everything. I know a state who is extremely fond of your offer and will be delighted to make business, but that is not me! I repeat NOT me,


yours sincerely,
Sam Jewson, head of state, Empire of Cuxasowen

The holy and terrible God-Emperor of Xirnium is not sure that he is "risking everything". Simply I require nukes as a matter of national security and since my economy is so small I am willing to sell off my own citizens to do it.

The nukes are needed in order to inflict devine retribution on my citizens for their wickedness. They are essential to the future of Xirnium and the spiritual welfare of my flock.

To: God-Emperor Quikzos IV
From: Defense Minister Abu Sultan bin Hamed al-Qahiri

We believe that this plan is seriously misguided. Most of your citizens would be in other countries as slaves or worse, gladiators, or even worse, human soap, long before you developed the nukes. Normally, we would provide aid so you could fund your own nuclear program, or simply sell some of our warships and missiles, but we find your plan to bomb your own people disturbing and illogical. The Kahanistan Senate is currently debating what actions to take on this matter.

To Kahanistan.

The most benevolent and omnipotent God-Emperor Quikzos IV believes that it would be a small price to pay for the salvation of his flock for a significant amount of the population to be sold into foreign slavery and to leave the God-Emperor's love and care.

We need to acquire these nuclear weapons because the population can only gain salvation and immortal life by being purged by fire for their sins. The heretics and unrighteous must repent!

Hail the God-Emperor!
Quikzos IV

Xirnium,
As is happens, we are in vast need of Human Resources for various.. projects, and if trading obsolete nuclear weapons is the way to get them then your intentions do not concern us. We have ten 50kt bombs salvaged from the Decomissioning plant, utterly useless against modern armies but more than ample for your needs. In time we are sure we could find more devastating weapons, but they would require something more than Human Resources on your end. We are putting the price at 100,000 Human Resources per bomb. Delivery systems are not included.

Grand Minister of Concremo
City 17

The Soviet Union will allow Xirnium to acquire a nuclear weapon..in the form of a MK72 Advanced Nuclear Strike Missile directed at their capital unless these foolish, inhumane, and completely and utterly stupid ideas of selling off humans for nuclear weapons are halted immediately.
Soviet Premier Alissa Maykov, Soviet Union of Hogsweat

The Federated Imperium condemns the rogue state of Xirnium and it's government. The fact that Xirnium has enslaved their own citizens and sells them in exchange for weapons of mass destruction clearly shows that it is a kind of nation that, under any circumstances, cannot be allowed to possess weapons of mass destruction.

We would also like to respectfully ask for other nations not to trade or align themselves with Xirnium.

His Imperial Sovereign,
Imperator of the Federated Imperium of Suur-Uusimaa
Archon of House Kven,
Augustus Victor von Kven.

We understand that you will do whatever we say what you like to your citizens. We do however wish that you do not continue with this transaction. We are in a way condemning you, but not as some nations have, which leads me onto my next point.

Even though you do not like what they are doing, and neither do any of us, you should not blow them up Hogsweat. They are only misguided in the way they do things. I am not against you, in fact, we are with you. We do wish you do not attack this nation in the form of a WMD.

Suur-Uusimaa,
Though we have no illusions of siding with Xirnium should this escalate, we assure you that the weapons we are selling them are of no threat to the international community. Such weapons were considered obsolete in the 1960s, and we severely doubt he has the air power or ballistic systems to deliver them. You frown upon their actions yet it is clear that they are the only ones in any danger.

Grand Minister of Concremo
City 17

Hogsweat,
Though we have nothing but respect for the Soviet Union, we believe that a nuclear strike is, to be honest, a rather stupid course of action. As well as being a waste of a perfectly good missile, the God-Emperor somehow in power there would probably see it as a blessing that others are not only supplying better weapons than he shall ever see, but a near-miracle that said others are using their weapons to save him the trouble of figuring them out.
With such an idiot of the Xirnium leader, we only hope to profit from their inevitable demise.

Grand Minister of Concremo
City 17

To Concremo.

The most beneficient and august God-Emperor of Xirnium, Quikzos IV, is pleased that you are willing to enter into exchange.

The God-Emperor in his devine wisdom offers 500,000 of his most ablest and fittest units to be shipped to you in exchange for 5 50kt nuclear bombs.

Venerate the Immortal God-Emperor!
Quikzos IV

To Hogsweat.

Thankyou for your offer. The God-Emperor would be most pleased for you to act as an instrument of His will and punish the unrepentant and evil sinners of Lokath, our capital.

Blessed be the Immortal God-Emperor!
Quikzos IV

Xirnium,
Excellent, we shall begin shipping the weapons as soon as the Human Resources enter our territorial waters/airspace, depending on whichever method you choose to transport them with.

Grand Minister of Concremo
City 17

The God-Emperor has directed his righteous worshipers to begin shipping the first of the units to you in typical cargo containers aboard merchant ships immediately. They shall arrive in about a week.

We will ship the first 100,000 units and then expect the first payment of the nuclear warhead before shiping the next 100,000 batch and so on.

Glory to the God-Emperor!
Quikzos IV

Xirnium,
We believe we made the terms of the transaction perfectly clear. You shall recieve all five bombs via transport plane once the civillians are within our territory. This is not negotiable.

Grand Minister of Concremo
City 17

The God-Emperor is not a fool and is not willing to lose his charges for no reason. The God-Emperor is all loving and protective of his worshipers, and therefore rejects your offer.

Xirnium will find other nations to sell its products to.

May the God-Emperor bring swift retribution to the heathens!
Quikzos IV

[OOC: No nukes. Just conventionals. Well, FAEs..]

"Clocking in 8 hours, over"

The eight H-54's, also codenamed "Air Fortress" because of their immense size, drifted lazily over the misty air as the approach flight to Xirnium was nearly over. Flying straight over Xirnium land at 38000 metres, the Air Fortress' where too well armed and high up for anything Xirnium could have at this stage to be intercepted.

"Kilo One One to Kilo Squadron, engage bombing runs, over"

A string of patriotic affirmatives flooded through Kilo One One's communication system. Soon enough each H-54 of Kilo Squadron had dropped eighteen Mark 81 Fuel Air Explosive weapons onto Lakoth, spreading out and exploding three hundred metres above the city, clouding it in fire and ash.

Next each aircraft let loose with four Mark 23 "Vengeance" Heavy Unguided Bombs, each weighing just over 11,000 pounds. The bombing run had covered the entire city of Lakoth and now, the attack was being continued against Xirnium military bases and radar installations (if there were any) around the capital with strings of JDAMs (http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/smart/jdam.htm) and TSSAMs (http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/smart/tssam.htm).

As their anti surface payload was finally finished, the H-54s turned and moved back to Hogsweat at their maximum speed of 752 miles per hour.

Message to the International Community.

The Vengeful God-Emperor, all-knowing and all-forgiving, has punished the den of evil that is his capital city, Lakoth.

He has smitten the unbelievers and the remaining citizens weep for mercy and forgiveness.

May the God-Emperor bless and keep you!
Quikzos IV

The God-Emperor is not a fool and is not willing to lose his charges for no reason. The God-Emperor is all loving and protective of his worshipers, and therefore rejects your offer.

Xirnium will find other nations to sell its products to.

May the God-Emperor bring swift retribution to the heathens!
Quikzos IV

You fear that we shall take without giving? Why should we do that, when it is cheaper to send the nuclear weapons to you than decomission them. As proof of our good faith we shall send two bombs now, and eight more when we recieve the 500,000 citizens.

We also have many old mobile ICBM launchers that you would have to offer something else for. If you want to be in possession of six mobile launchers and thirty 20mt ICBMs, then i'm sure we could hammer out the details.

Grand Minister of Concremo
City 17

[OCC: I assume this is later when I have received the 2 nuclear bombs]

The God-Emperor, worthy and just, agrees to send you all 500,000 products.

We are willing to negotiate for further nuclear weapons and mobile launchers. Name your price.

Fear the God-Emperor!
Quikzos IV

The Soviet Union will pay over 650 billion USD if Concremo cancels their weapon deal with Xirnium.

To the International Community

The God-Emperor has inflicted devine retribution on the foul heretics by the use of 50kt Nuclear Bombs on the following cities:

-Durnem
-Meklar

The all-forgiving God-Emeperor weeps for the sinners of Xirnium, and hopes that they embrace the love of their God.

The God-Emperor is Great!
Quikzos IV

The Soviet Union will pay over 650 billion USD if Concremo cancels their weapon deal with Xirnium.

Agreed, though we will accept a Mutual Aid Pact instead of financial gain. Profit can come in many forms, not all of them monetary. As for the two bombs already in Xirniums possession, they shall be disarmed and 'leaked', a safety measure developed to make the bomb explode but not detonate, spreading the contents over a five-meter radius. Damage will be done, but nothing compared to what would happen if they were armed.

Grand Minister of Concremo
City 17


Xirnium,
The deal is now cancelled, if your civillians do not turn back within the hour we shall intercept and simply take them. The other eight bombs shall not be shipped, and the two you have are already disarmed.
Not all of this was due to Hogsweat, we were planning to use the Human Resources for genetics research; but if your people have an idiot like yourself in charge then we would not want any of your inferior samples contaminating our cloning facilities.
Any vengeance against us for withdrawing our offer shall be met with maximum force.

Grand Minister of Concremo
City 17

The Senate of Praetoria Novus, a secular and atheist nation, most vehemently condemns Concremo for selling nuclear weapons to the Rogue State of Xirnium which are being used against to inflict suffering against her own citizens.

OCC:
the two you have are already disarmed.
This is rather silly. Very well, just ignore my previous post as if it didn't happen.

The nukes were used but without effect.

The Senate of Praetoria Novus, a secular and atheist nation, most vehemently condemns Concremo for selling nuclear weapons to the Rogue State of Xirnium which are being used against to inflict suffering against her own citizens.

Although we advise you to be correctly informed the next time you make such judgement, you have no part in this. What does it matter to us if they destroy themselves, when other in time others will be lining up to do it for him. We are in need for Human Resources, and they can supply them. Its as simple as that.
Now, however, we have withdrawn our support for monetary gain from a much more powerful nation. We have our own interests at heart, especially our finantial ones.

Grand Minister of Concremo
City 17

OCC:

This is rather silly. Very well, just ignore my previous post as if it didn't happen.

Is there any nuclear material still inside the weapons that I can use to construct dirty bombs for use against my civilians?

ooc: Yes, as well as chunks of unexploded high-explosive. The ingredients are all still there, though it will take time and effort to put them back together. My mistake, i took your post to mean that you were planning to nuke them, not that you already had.

Official Government Communiqué:

To: The Totalitarian Empire of Concremo

The condemnation was made when the Senate of the Republic believed that you had delivered fully functional nuclear weapons to a clearly unstable regime. Were this the case it would indeed be a matter affecting the Republic, for it would be an act threatening the security of all nations.

Since this is not the case the Senate of the Republic of Praetoria Novus withdraws its official condemnation.

I am willing to trade weapons for people

(for all others these people will be free when they get here)

unbelievers preffered

women and children

The God-Emperor will not trade unbelievers, as it is principally these foul heathens that his most beneficent Lord wishes to smite.

The God-Emperor will trade women and children if you wish, but only if your nation considers their value to be the same as a fully capable adult male.

How many units do you wish to exchange for each nuclear weapon?

[OCC: This makes my genocidal state look almost normal]

The most holy and beloved God-Emperor Qukizos IV condemns the blasphemous Concremo. It warns Concermo that for its sinful actions of delivering non-functional nukes it shall burn in hell for eternity, and that the loving God-Emperor shall direct his terrifying wrath at you.

Venerate the Immortal God-Emperor!
Quikzos IV

The Imperial nuclear weapons program was long abandoned. While we ceased production of weapons, there is currently several 10mt nuclear bombs storage.
For 200,000 people per weapon we can give you 6 of them.

We await your immediate reply.

The holy God-Emperor would like to do business with you.

However, after the foul treachery of Concremo you will appreciate that the God-Emperor is a little suspicious of your offer.

Therefore our most gracious lord proposes payment to occur in the following way. After your delivery of the first nuke, we shall deliver the first 200,000 people, and so on, until we have sent you 3 million people.

How do you respond to this suggestion by the lord God-Emperor Quikzos IV?

50k people (preferalbly women and children (female preffered))

per kilo ton equivilent

so you could have 20 1kt bombs for 1 million people

3 Million people for only six weapons. If this is your offer we will use whichever payment method you choose.

Very well, the glorious God-Emperor proposes the following payment. Deliver the first nulcear device and we shall deliver the first 50,000 units, female as you prefer, and so on.

The Kraven Corporation will give you the following weapons for the exchange of 900,000 of your citizens.

The Weapons for trade are as follows:

3 Stage Bio Weapon
http://honiralpa.myfreeforum.org/ftopic10.php (details of the Weapon)

Arcturus Class ICBM (Nuclear capable)
Arcturus Class ICBM (Conventional)

For the Arcturus Nuclear Capable version, each ICBM will come Armed and Ready For launch...

Upon agreement of the Deal you will recieve

12 Canisters of the 3 Stage Bio Weapon
12 Arcturus Class ICBMS (nuclear Capbable)
and 19 Arcturus Class ICBMS (Conventional)

We Await your Response

To Yallak:

10Mt weapons will do extreme damage to the more populated Xirnium cities. Very well, deliver your first nuclear device and we shall begin.

Kraven Corporation: What is the yeild of your nuclear and conventional ICBMS?

To the Holy God-Emperor Quikzos IV

We find your most generous terms acceptable. The first weapon will be dispatched to you by plane. It is being removed from storage as you receive this and you should have it in a maximum of 2 to 3 hours. Another weapon will follow every hour until you have all six.
How will you be transporting the people to us?

Balor, Emperor of Yallak

The Arcturus Class is a 300kt Nuclear Warhead, However the Conventional ICBM is a C12 Class explosive weapon, with the Capability to Collapse an Entire City Block... However we have decided to up the Number of Wanted Civilians up to 5 million... We await your response

The High Command

To Yallak:
The God-Emperor, hallowed be his name, informs you that his righteous worshipers will ship the first of the units to you in typical cargo containers aboard merchant ships. After departing they shall arrive in about a week.


To the Kraven Corporation:
The God-Emperor refuses such blatant extortion.


To Pantycellen:
The God-Emperor cancels his order with you.

It was hoped that a larger total of devices could be shipped and a large number of your populus shipped

within what ages

what do your people look like?

To Yallak:
The God-Emperor, hallowed be his name, informs you that his righteous worshipers will ship the first of the units to you in typical cargo containers aboard merchant ships. After departing they shall arrive in about a week.



To the Kraven Corporation:
The God-Emperor refuses such blatant extortion.

Please Reconsider this Offer, Considering 1 300kt nuclear warhead out classes any nuclear warhead that has been previously sent to you.

It is in your best Interests that you accept this deal...

The High Command

To Yallak:
The God-Emperor, hallowed be his name, informs you that his righteous worshipers will ship the first of the units to you in typical cargo containers aboard merchant ships. After departing they shall arrive in about a week.

Excellent. We have enclosed a package of transmitters with the first weapon - please put them onboard the cargo container so we can moniter there progress and collect them after they leave your waters.

In light of recent events, the nation of Concremo is allowing any and all Xirnium Citizens to seek refuge within our borders. At the very whim of such a psychotic dictator, we feel it may be necessary to prevent such a waste of Human Resources. Our conditions are as follows;

The God-Emperor is renounced as leader and exiled/executed
Any churches and/or temples to the God-Emperor are demolished
A law is put in place immediately stating that either religion is banned or that there is religious freedom.
Democratic elections are put in place
All thus-far nuclear weapons are returned to their rightful owners

We are doing this simply for the good of the populace, and any nations willing to aid us are welcome.

The Grand Minister of Concremo

To Pantycellen:

The yields of your nuclear devices are not high enough to make the transaction worthwhile. Yallak offers 10Mt weapons per 200,000 people, while you offer only 1kt weapons per 50,000 people.

As for my people, they look dejected. They also look predominantly like Eastern Europeans.

To Kraven Corporation:

The problem is that while the God-Emperor can be certain of receiving the proper equipment from Yallak as it is being sent staggered and with payment after every instalment received I have no such guarrantee from you.

To Pantycellen:

The yields of your nuclear devices are not high enough to make the transaction worthwhile. Yallak offers 10Mt weapons per 200,000 people, while you offer only 1kt weapons per 50,000 people.

As for my people, they look dejected. They also look predominantly like Eastern Europeans.

To Kraven Corporation:

The problem is that while the God-Emperor can be certain of receiving the proper equipment from Yallak as it is being sent staggered and with payment after every instalment received I have no such guarrantee from you.

You will receive the Equipment, You have our word on that, the Corporation is in need of Human Resources and will gladly trade you Weapons for Humans

In order to Ensure that our Order is fullfilled we will send you 1 Canister of the 3 stage Bioweapon and 1 Arcturus Class 300kt Nuclear Warhead ICBM

younger women would be prefered

[OCC: To Yallak, I'm sorry have you already delivered the nuke and transmitter, and want me to place the transmitter on the merchant ships?]

To Concremo.

The terrible God-Emperor Quikzos IV laughs at your foolish taunt. Not only will you find death if you come to Xirnium, but you will also find eternal damnation.

What good are your weapons against the might of a living God?

Greetings,
The Rolatian cabinet is appalled by the actions of Xirnium. These actions are psychotic, genocidal and immoral. We will therefore follwing the lead of Concremo and be inviting all Xirnium refugees into our borders. Also, as of now we are placing a boycott of all Xirnium goods. We will not stand by in the face of such despicable action.
Dr J Edwards
Prime Minister of Rolatia

To the Kraven coorperation.

The most loving and just God-Emperor offers 4 million slaves.

To Pantycellen.

The God-Emperor would do so if he felt your deal was worthwhile, but he does not consider 1kt nuclear weapons as anything more than an insult.

[OCC: To Yallak, I'm sorry have you already delivered the nuke and transmitter, and want me to place the transmitter on the merchant ships?]

OOC: Yeah, the first nuke will be arriving with transmitters, and you put one transmitter in each container of people. The first nuke is already on its way.

yes but we are accpeting people that may not be acceptable to them.....

okay 3kt per 60,000

and you can have weapons of higher total by requesting them from the kt total

eg. we get 120,000 so you can have 6 1kt bombs, or 2 3kt bombs or 1 6kt bomb

entirely up to you

any orders of over 1,000,000 people and you get 10kt free hows that

we will also transport the people

We Demand 5 million... No less, Our patience is growing thin...

The High Command

[OCC: Very well, I suppose I can assume it has arrived?]

To the International Community

The God-Emperor has inflicted devine retribution on the foul heretics by the laying waste the city of Durnem with a 10Mt Nuclear Bombs. My beloved scientists confirm the device functioned properly.

Yallak is being sent its first batch of units.

Venerate the Immortal God-Emperor!
Quikzos IV

[OCC: To Yallak, I'm sorry have you already delivered the nuke and transmitter, and want me to place the transmitter on the merchant ships?]

To Concremo.

The terrible God-Emperor Quikzos IV laughs at your foolish taunt. Not only will you find death if you come to Xirnium, but you will also find eternal damnation.

Fool, you wave around hollow threats as if you have a say in the matter. Infantry Legions I, II, III and IV have already been mobilised as well as Naval Fleet IV and Air Wing IV. Armoured divisions will follow shortly unless each point on the agenda is met. We shall not allow such a blatant disregard for human life.

To Pantycellen:

Why would we pay 200,000 units for one 30kt bomb when Yallak is already delivering 10Mt bombs to us for the same amount?

To Kraven Corporation:

At the moment Xirnium simply cannot sell that many slaves. If you will not lower your price you will have to wait until Xirnium can afford it.

Fool, you wave around hollow threats as if you have a say in the matter. Infantry Legions I, II, III and IV have already been mobilised as well as Naval Fleet IV and Air Wing IV. Armoured divisions will follow shortly unless each point on the agenda is met. We shall not allow such a blatant disregard for human life.

Concremo will cease threats and stand down its armies, or we will be forced to intervene. You have not basis to launch a legitimate attack on Xirnium. If you do not cease hostilities you will face the full might of the Infinite Empire of Yallak.

Balor, Emperor of Yallak

do we have a deal or not?

over 175kt of bombs for 1 million people

thats a good deal

To Concermo:

Your legions of the damned will not prevail against the angels of light, who shall inflict terrible woes against your troops. The God-Emperor protects his loyal servants, even though they are sinful and unworthy.

fine megatons then

177mt per million people (young women ideally) and we transport everything/one

To Pantycellen:

Why would we pay 200,000 units for one 30kt bomb when Yallak is already delivering 10Mt bombs to us for the same amount?

To Kraven Corporation:

At the moment Xirnium simply cannot sell that many slaves. If you will not lower your price you will have to wait until Xirnium can afford it.

Then We shall Take what you Have

The High Command

To: Concremo
From: The High Command

In Light of the Inability to Supply us with required goods, we have disarmed all weapons sent by us to them, and in support of Your nation, Our long standing allies, we have been forced to intervine and "aquire" our Goods in Other means, The Corporation has Mobilised the 21st, the 45th and the 62nd Mobile Sturmpanzer Units of the Capitol Police.

The High Command

do not attack untill after we have finished buisness

Pantycellen, your final deal of 177mt per million people (young women as you prefer) is accepted to the noble God-Emperor. We however are suspicious of you, and will agree to sell you the first instalment of 28240 units after delivery of the first 5Mt weapon, and so on.

Do you accept?

I was willing to take all and deliver all

all in one go

I have the lifting capacity

but how about half the bombs half the people then the rest

To the Kraven Corporation:

You will invade another nation for not doing business with you?

Pantycellen:

That is acceptable. Deliver your first batch of 5Mt weapons and after I have tested them I shall pay you the units you require.

To the Kraven Corporation:

You will invade another nation for not doing business with you?

(OOC: Yes the Corporation will, its like that, either it gets its own way, or has a strop and invades, :))

You were given the Opportunity to Supply us with the wanted goods, but you failed and tried our patience.

The High Command

In the Senate Hall of Kahanistan

Senate President Khalid bin Abdullah al-Omari stood before the Senate and bellowed, "The false god, Quikzos IV, God-Emperor of Xirnium, is trading his own people as slaves in exchange for nuclear devices to kill the rest of his people! Now, what are the secular, peace and human rights loving people of Kahanistan going to do about this outrage?"

Senator Ahmed Ali bin Faisal stood up. "We should exterminate the Xirniumites as a race. Drop poisoned pork over their cities and kill them all. Then nuke the racial swamp and build a grand civilization over their smouldering ruins." He gestured to the Stake of Impalement outside the Senate complex, which had been unused for 150 years, and said fiercely, "and impale that barbarian Quikzos for crimes against humanity."

Senator Mohammed bin Abdul Haram raised his voice, something which at 104 he rarely did. The oldest and wisest Senator in Kahanistan spoke in his most commanding voice. "You, sir, are an idiot, a racist, and a hypocrite. The people of Xirnuim are not our enemies, Quikzos is the enemy of all peaceful people. We believe we can trade 30 of our obsolete 10 MT warheads for 300,000 people. He will only trade as many people as he has to in order to get the weapons. We give the 300,000 refuge here, then we deploy spies to locate and destroy his missile sites. If he's smart, he'll build them underground, where our satellites and planes can't see them. We can't use airships because these people are at so low a level that they still think their Emperor is a god, they will take the airships for demons and us for servants of demons. Then once we destroy the silos, we will free the people of Xirnium once and for all."

Bin Faisal looked furious. He had never been so humiliated before the Senate in his life. Al-Omari said grimly, "All in favor, say aye." All of the more than three thousand Senators said aye, and not one nay was heard.

"The ayes have it. We take in 300,000 refugees, give the nukes to Xirnium, and track them closely," said Al-Omari.

He then drafted a letter to the God-Emperor.

To: God-Emperor Quikzos IV
From: Senator Khalid bin Abdullah al-Omari, President of the Senate

Upon consideration of your situation, we will offer 30 10MT warheads in exchange for 300,000 citizens. We would also deploy 20 planes from our Air Force to mop up any survivors.

Having watched this deal with extreme curiousity for a good while now, the Emperor of Falastur feels compelled to order Falastur's part, but not for the better of this deal. We do so in defense of Concremo, against the threats of Yallak.

To the Government of Yallak: this conflict is not yours. The nation of Xirnium has threatened the stability of the world through this transaction. While their actions are not those which would be chosen by ourselves, Yallak is unconcerned in this situation. We ask of you, step down now or we will be forced to intervene. We will not act against you unless you attack us or force our hand, by equally, we will do everything in our power to prevent any attack you make.

The Emperor of Falastur has also decided to make it known that all Falasturian lands and possessions will also open their borders to any fleeing Xirnium citizens, who, after our immigration checks, will be free to live regular lives within our lands, safe from the fear of the "God-Emperor" of Xirnium's retributions.

The Kraven Coporation will find only eternal damnation in the fires of hell if it attempts to invade this holy land, its God-Emperor will see to that.

that is accpetable

if you want we can just bomb bits of your country with them while picking up people

Concremo will cease threats and stand down its armies, or we will be forced to intervene. You have not basis to launch a legitimate attack on Xirnium. If you do not cease hostilities you will face the full might of the Infinite Empire of Yallak.

Balor, Emperor of Yallak

We shall not stand down from this atrocity, and we urge you to join us in crushing this truly evil entity. Although the Totalitarian Empire of Concremo has commited evil acts worse than this in its time, they were in the name of progress or performed under the old government. These crimes are as illogical as they are stupid, and it is our duty to ensure that these people can be safe.

Do not have yourself as another obstacle in the way of liberating these people.

The Grand Minister of Concremo
City 17

The Kraven Coporation will find only eternal damnation in the fires of hell if it attempts to invade this holy land, its God-Emperor will see to that.

The Corporation does not Fear the Holy or Godly...

The High Command

To Pantycellen: No, the most glorious, all-loving and all-forgiving God-Emperor wishes you to deliver the weapons to Xirnium so that he may use them at his whim. After he, in his devine knowledge, is certain that you have not tricked him he shall allow you to take the first instalment of units.

If you wish, the most holy God-Emperor Quikzos IV would be pleased if you would carry out his will and bomb the cities as well, but he will not pay for it.

To Kahanistan: The Lord God-Emperor, who leads us, not into temptation, but delivers us from evil, shall be pleased to make the deal with your government. As with the other nations he requires you deliver the weapons before you take the units, however, for the God-Emperor Quikzos IV, blessed be his name, is always at war with the fould servants of Satan who would lead his flock from the righteous path.

To the Government of Yallak: this conflict is not yours. The nation of Xirnium has threatened the stability of the world through this transaction. While their actions are not those which would be chosen by ourselves, Yallak is unconcerned in this situation. We ask of you, step down now or we will be forced to intervene. We will not act against you unless you attack us or force our hand, by equally, we will do everything in our power to prevent any attack you make.

To the Government of Falastur:

This conflict is entirely mine. I have trade interests in Xirnium to protect. The fleets of Yallak will depart immediatley and any attacks made against Xirnium will be eradicated.
While you may not approve of Xirnium's actions, he is a sovereign nation and you have no place to attack them or assist those who would.
Conflict will only ensue if Concremo - who is forcing these hostilities - launches an attack.

Our actions are solely for the protection of the Empire and its assets. Do not threaten us so lightly, a war serve noone and nothing but the death of more people.

The Corporation does not Fear the Holy or Godly...

The High Command

Then like all the ungodly heathens you shall face the burning hot sword of retribution from our lord God Quikzos IV's merciful retribution!

Glory to the devine God-Emperor!

We shall not stand down from this atrocity, and we urge you to join us in crushing this truly evil entity. Although the Totalitarian Empire of Concremo has commited evil acts worse than this in its time, they were in the name of progress or performed under the old government. These crimes are as illogical as they are stupid, and it is our duty to ensure that these people can be safe.

Do not have yourself as another obstacle in the way of liberating these people.

The Grand Minister of Concremo
City 17

We will not join you. We intervene to protect our trade and assets.

There was a mist that enveloped Birmingham at moments like these. The King scratched his nose and looked over this whole damned situation. They'd been approached and offered something grand. A way to cement their partnership with Concremo and eventually make some form of compensation for those who may die in the coming conflict. Kellin mulled this over for one or two more moment before nodding towards Grand Warmonger O'Brien. He in turn nodded and exited quickly.

All across the Imperial Republic Sawneys were mobilized. They cast aside their own understanding of humanity and stepped forward like the bastards they were. The Dalcassian Sawneys were the first out the door and ready for battle. After them came the Mexican Sawneys who formed up. The Carribbean, Scottish (pure-blood Sawneys are spooky), and eventually even the Irish Sawneys had all formed around the area of Alabama. They all waited and formed into their normal operating size. Packs of one-hundred and fifty or so Sawneys. All of them hungry. All of them ready for battle. The Dalcassians put forth twelve hundred. Mexico three-thousand, Carribbean four hundred, Irish and Scottish Sawneys totaled fourteen-hundred. Six thousand hungry cannibals stood waiting. In fourty operational groups. They'd all descend upon the enemy and feast off their folk. They'd need water though. So the O'Brien clan would run logistics and water trasport. Eveyone operated under the assumption that Sawneys could find their own food.

OOC: Here's a link to a thing on Sawneys.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=422353

okay bombs on way

you want 5mt bombs

okay well make it a round number then

36 bombs

in 12s


to pick up 333,333 people each time (or there abouts 1 million women 10-30)

The omnibenevolent God-Emperor Quikzos IV curses the foul demon abominations known as Camel Eaters to eternal torment in Hades. The righteous citizens of Zirnium have the light of God in their hearts, and are not afraid of neither demon nor witch.

The omnipotent God-Emperor Quikzos IV declares the foul Concremo a nation of hipocrites and heretics, who shall surely feel the benevolent wrath of God decend on their lands for daring to insult the one true God.

can we start picking up soon

bombs are ariving now (12 5mt bombs)

(OOC: New thread for the Attack on the Xirnium?)

(OOC: New thread for the Attack on the Xirnium?)

That would be a good idea

[OCC: Yes a new thread may be good]

The following cities are laid waste by the glorious God-Emperor:

-Teknath
-Norik
-Pelgar
-Citras
-Werth
-Astor

All bombs were confirmed by the God-Emperor's most worthy and righteous scientists to work up to their full yields.

6 more bombs remain.

The first shipment of the units of young females may begin to Pantycellen.

On the border of Xirnium, forty non-descript trucks stopped at the checkpoint. Uniformed and armed Kahanistan Imperial Marines stepped out of ten of them. The other thirty contained the disassembled warheads and instructions on reassembly.

Colonel Rachel C. Levitt, the commander of the detachment, handed her ID to the border guard. "We're here to deliver the weapons," she said. "Now where are the 300,000 citizens we were promised?"

Meanwhile, the 20 fighters Kahanistan had pledged to "mop up" survivors of the expected nuclear disaster soared overhead.

The border guard radioed his commander. "Major, where are the citizens?" Then, "They should be here within 2 hours."

OOC: Who wants to start it?

OCC: I guess it must be an invading party.

OCC: I guess it must be an invading party.

Yep - whoever is one of the people launching the attack should start it

The frontier guard examines the missiles.

'Why are these disassembled? The God-Emperor did not say anything about that. I'm afraid that the products will remain inside Zirnium until our scientist-priests have determined that the weapons work and are not cursed or treacherous.'

The Kahanistanian begins to protest.

The Zirnium border guard interupts, 'Sir, I'm afriad that is how it will have to be. It is blasphemous to disobey the words of our God. It's just not worth my soul, for you to take the shipments until I receive the edict from higher up.'

ooc: i'll start it now

ooc: i'll start it now

ok cool. Post the link here when you've done it

OCC: I'm afraid I have to leave now, I'll respond to the threads tomorrow.

ooc: here we go, http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=447234

To the Government of Yallak:

The Emperor cares little for the fact that you are to gain slaves from this deal, it is an abhorrent and despicable deal anyhow, but we are ignoring this. The simple fact of the matter is that having a trade link with Xirnium does not give you the right to become involved in their foreign affairs. If this were so, most every nation with any kind of foreign trade sector would legitimately be able to involve themselves with virtually all of the world's conflicts. But quite simply, that is not how politics works.

We give you one last chance. We feel forced to stop you from forcing involvement in this. If you attack us in force, then we will be forced to return the favour. A war between us can do nothing but lead to your downfall, but we offer you every chance to back down. Please, don't escalate this conflict beyond what it already is.



A large task force consisting of a number of carriers and their escorts has been dispatched as an observer force in lieu of this situation.

To the Government of Yallak:

The Emperor cares little for the fact that you are to gain slaves from this deal, it is an abhorrent and despicable deal anyhow, but we are ignoring this. The simple fact of the matter is that having a trade link with Xirnium does not give you the right to become involved in their foreign affairs. If this were so, most every nation with any kind of foreign trade sector would legitimately be able to involve themselves with virtually all of the world's conflicts. But quite simply, that is not how politics works.

We give you one last chance. We feel forced to stop you from forcing involvement in this. If you attack us in force, then we will be forced to return the favour. A war between us can do nothing but lead to your downfall, but we offer you every chance to back down. Please, don't escalate this conflict beyond what it already is.

I find your statements to be amusing at best. We are not attacking anyone. We will however defend Xirnium against any aggression.
The irony of your claims are also interesting. You say we have no right to intervene in Xirnium affairs, yet you do so and presume yourself powerful enough to interfere in Yallak’s as well.

While we are little concerned about your threats and have no reason to justify ourselves to you, I will. The people we bought will not be slaves.

Our forces are en route and will not hesitate to take lethal action against any attack.

Balor, Emperor of Yallak

Official Government Communiqué

The Senate of the Republic of Praetoria Novus vehemently denounces all nations that have agreed to supply the insane Xirnium Government with nuclear devices. Their leader, Quikzos the fourth, is truly mad, having set himself up as some kind of a living god and attempting to sell his own citizens like cattle in order to inflict nuclear terror on the rest.

Allowing such an irrational and unstable leader nuclear weapons so that he might use them against his own oppressed people is most irresponsible, and the Senate of the Republic condemns it.

We hereby officially offer asylum to any atheist or agnostic Xirniumites seeking to escape from such a reprehensible regime.

Falastur has no involvement with Xirnium. It will not make any effort to stop any kind of action made by Xirnium against Concremo. But as the ally of Concremo, while we will not join them in their war against Xirnium, we will also not sit idly by as a nation such as yourself presumes to involve itself in matters beyond its influence.

I find your statements to be amusing at best. We are not attacking anyone. We will however defend Xirnium against any aggression.
The irony of your claims are also interesting. You say we have no right to intervene in Xirnium affairs, yet you do so and presume yourself powerful enough to interfere in Yallak’s as well.

While we are little concerned about your threats and have no reason to justify ourselves to you, I will. The people we bought will not be slaves.

Our forces are en route and will not hesitate to take lethal action against any attack.

Balor, Emperor of Yallak

So, Yallak is basically getting them and setting them free?

So, Yallak is basically getting them and setting them free?

My nukes do no good draining money as they sit in storage. And 3 million more workers = ++++ to the economy. But they are not slave labour, they will be treated as any other imperial citizen

Colonel Levitt groans. "Sir? SIR?! Do you not see these?" she asks, holding her rifle against her 36D breasts. The guard opens his mouth to protest before a disruptor blast melts his head. The marines pour out, take the body, and stuff it into Levitt's truck before it's spotted. She radios Lt. Colonel Nadia L. Sklenova, commander of the Air Force detachment, asking for support.

"Colonel Sklenova, do you copy? We've had trouble with Customs. Scope out the civilians, locate them and give me their coordinates."

"Yes, Colonel Levitt. We'll find the refugees and get them out of here."

Meanwhile, the other 19 planes, instead of bombing the survivors of the nuclear attacks, are instead dropping spies disguised as civilians and armed with MP-38 phaser rifles. Their orders are to form partisan cells within Xirnium and to locate the nuclear silos. Some have already fired, and are being fired upon by elements of the Kahanistan Air Force, the MH-181 fighters. Others are currently arming as the Mukhabarat al-Kahanistan, the Intelligence Service, hunts for them frantically.

Colonel Levitt takes the border guard's radio. The Xirnium commander will undoubtedly radio sometime soon. She hopes she can keep him fooled long enough to get the refugees before the Xirnium commander figures out that she's just killed a border guard.

Falastur has no involvement with Xirnium. It will not make any effort to stop any kind of action made by Xirnium against Concremo. But as the ally of Concremo, while we will not join them in their war against Xirnium, we will also not sit idly by as a nation such as yourself presumes to involve itself in matters beyond its influence.

You still do not see the point. It is Concremo who makes the agressive actions. It is Concremo who plans to make war. It is Concremo who answers death with death.
What Xirnium does is not anyones concern. We will protect our interests and stop Concremo from infringing on Xirnium's sovereignty - however misguided it may be.

What you do is your choice, as is our actions. Our non-agressive intentions have been clearly stated several times - whether or not conflict breaks out will be due to you or your allies.

Your move.

My nukes do no good draining money as they sit in storage. And 3 million more workers = ++++ to the economy. But they are not slave labour, they will be treated as any other imperial citizen

While we applaud your treatment of these people, it still stands that he is killing off his own people in some misguided religious frenzy, something which deeply angers Velkya and her citizens. If you would let us invade, we could come to a sort of arrangement.

PS: We'll buy the nukes. Name your price.

While we do not wholeheartedly support the actions of Concremo, we do recognise their actions as legimitate. Our involvement in this, however, is not to support their war but to ensure that this conflict does not get out of proportion by warding off those who seek to either use it for their purposes, or to join it senselessly. We do not seek to get involved, we merely seek to refute anyone who does. If our efforts lead to a greater conflict, then it will not be one which either Xirnium or Concremo will be a part of.

For the stability of the region and the sake of our countries, we ask you to back down.

While we applaud your treatment of these people, it still stands that he is killing off his own people in some misguided religious frenzy, something which deeply angers Velkya and her citizens. If you would let us invade, we could come to a sort of arrangement.

PS: We'll buy the nukes. Name your price.

His people think him their god. They would fight an invasion so you would in essence be trading the deaths of Xirnium’s citizens at the God-Emperors hands to a death by invaders hands (while breaching the nations right to do what it wishes within its own borders).

I am willing to hear you out however, what kind of arrangement did you have in mind?

PS: We have 14 10Mt bombs left. We will be happy to rid ourselves of them. $500,000 each.

In keeping with the Falasturian line on this conflict, the Emperor of Falastur urges all third parties to stay out of this conflict. Do not escalate this beyond what is necessary.

While we do not wholeheartedly support the actions of Concremo, we do recognise their actions as legimitate. Our involvement in this, however, is not to support their war but to ensure that this conflict does not get out of proportion by warding off those who seek to either use it for their purposes, or to join it senselessly. We do not seek to get involved, we merely seek to refute anyone who does. If our efforts lead to a greater conflict, then it will not be one which either Xirnium or Concremo will be a part of.

For the stability of the region and the sake of our countries, we ask you to back down.

While you recognize Concremo’s invasion of a nations sovereignty as legitimate – we do not. I am willing to hear Velkya's arrangement however.

If Xirnium needs to be given some loan, here we are. We can give you a loan of 10.000.000.000 pirs, or 100.000.000.000 USD.

dr.Andres Vayacondios,
Min. of Fin.

While we do not wholeheartedly support the actions of Concremo, we do recognise their actions as legimitate. Our involvement in this, however, is not to support their war but to ensure that this conflict does not get out of proportion by warding off those who seek to either use it for their purposes, or to join it senselessly. We do not seek to get involved, we merely seek to refute anyone who does. If our efforts lead to a greater conflict, then it will not be one which either Xirnium or Concremo will be a part of.

For the stability of the region and the sake of our countries, we ask you to back down.

We would be more than willing to seek a peacefull solution to this potential conflict, but while such a clearly unstable dictator is in definite possession of nuclear weapons it may arouse international concern. We respect the sovereignty of the people, and if there is no other option but to invade then we shall minimise casualties unless they resist with force.

We wish only for a sensible, stable and overall competent government to run such a promising nation. While they zealously follow their demented God-Emperor this is not going to happen. It is not enough to sit back and simply wait for a coup or rebellion, we must force change.

The High Council of Concremo
The Grand Minister of Concremo
City 17

If Xirnium needs to be given some loan, here we are. We can give you a loan of 10.000.000.000 pirs, or 100.000.000.000 USD.

dr.Andres Vayacondios,
Min. of Fin.

OOC: Use this to see your economy:

http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=Tungoosia

10 billion of your pir is only just over 10 billion USD

We would be more than willing to seek a peacefull solution to this potential conflict, but while such a clearly unstable dictator is in definite possession of nuclear weapons it may arouse international concern. We respect the sovereignty of the people, and if there is no other option but to invade then we shall minimise casualties unless they resist with force.

We wish only for a sensible, stable and overall competent government to run such a promising nation. While they zealously follow their demented God-Emperor this is not going to happen. It is not enough to sit back and simply wait for a coup or rebellion, we must force change.

The High Council of Concremo
The Grand Minister of Concremo
City 17

So to force change you automatically prepare for invasion. There are other ways to stop such action before war - a complete national blockade for one would prevent the arrival of nuclear devices to the God-Emperor.

So to force change you automatically prepare for invasion. There are other ways to stop such action before war - a complete national blockade for one would prevent the arrival of nuclear devices to the God-Emperor.

We could blockade their ports, true, but what of their borders? What of the nations that see us blocking their nuclear shipments as an act of war? It is necessary to get a new government in power as soon as possible, and if the best method is invasion then that does not trouble us.

We shall take all the nukes.

$7 million wired upon delivery. The arrangment would be that the country in question could become a Yallak protectorate or perhaps part of it's empire, once we have control of it. The people would be better off in your hands then in this "God-Emperor". Besides, these people only think him God because of his brainwashing.

We could blockade their ports, true, but what of their borders? What of the nations that see us blocking their nuclear shipments as an act of war? It is necessary to get a new government in power as soon as possible, and if the best method is invasion then that does not trouble us.

Their borders were not going to stop you sending your troops in before!
They may need a new government but we feel it is not up to others to make that happen - on such a massive scale of war anyway. Assassination mabye. We are as yet unconvinced and will still position our fleet to prevent hostilities.

The United States of Tanidaria, concerned by this unstable situation, suggests the creation of an International Military Force in order to establish a stable democratic government that defends civil rights in Xirnium, and to stop illegal trading of mass destruction weaponry.

In order to accomplish this task, Tanidaria issues tactical command order 23, allowing the intervention of Sardaukar Special Forces and Tactical Deployment Stealth Aircraft as part of this International Military Force.

Anyone joining?

I"m in, helping Yallak as we are allies. Just an FYI.

Encrypted Transmission to All Anti-Xirnium Powers

From: The Office of the DCI

We understand that you wish to have a national leader assassinated. We have an asset at our disposal that will guarantee his death, and leave behind no trace of foreign intervention. Perhaps we can come to a mutually beneficial deal.

End Encrypted Transmission

[OOC: For more information on this asset, please check this thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=444680). If Xirnium approves the use of my asset, then I can ensure the death of our God-Emperor friend.]

We shall take all the nukes.

$7 million wired upon delivery. The arrangment would be that the country in question could become a Yallak protectorate or perhaps part of it's empire, once we have control of it. The people would be better off in your hands then in this "God-Emperor". Besides, these people only think him God because of his brainwashing.

The weapons we be dispatched immediately. Our weapons program was closed several years ago so the bombs are very old but as Xirnium proved they still work.

A protectorate under the watch of the Empire. While we are adverse to an invasion it is apparent that some nation are determined to launch one, and this may prove a beneficial end for Xirnium.
We will allow you to remove the control of the God-Emperor in exchange that all parties agree to these terms.

Xirnium becomes a protectorate of Yallak.
The nations that remove the God-Emperor may supervise the installment of a new stable government.
The nation will thereafter be subject to Imperial law and it’s annual government election processes.

Then it is settled. The Velkyan High Seas Fleet as well as the 2nd Armored and 1st Infantry divisions are being readied to invade Xirnium.

OOC: Use this to see your economy:

http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=Tungoosia

10 billion of your pir is only just over 10 billion USD

You did not count our secret reserves in Swiss banks. ;) Oh, yes. that was a little mistake. We appologize. :headbang:

Dr. Andres Vayacondios

Min. of Fin.

The Imperial Fleet is still en route and will be carefully watching the actions of the invading nations.

OOC: well im off to sleep now.

The weapons we be dispatched immediately. Our weapons program was closed several years ago so the bombs are very old but as Xirnium proved they still work.


If you do not wish to exchange people for the nuclear warheads we can agree to a monetary payment of 14 million, ruthlessly appropriated from our commerce budget. We await your reply.

If this does not suit the God-Emperor agrees to pay even more, for he now needs these weapons in defence against the foul heretic.

If Xirnium needs to be given some loan, here we are. We can give you a loan of 10.000.000.000 pirs, or 100.000.000.000 USD.

dr.Andres Vayacondios,
Min. of Fin.

Xirnium graciously accepts.

Encrypted Transmission to All Anti-Xirnium Powers

From: The Office of the DCI

We understand that you wish to have a national leader assassinated. We have an asset at our disposal that will guarantee his death, and leave behind no trace of foreign intervention. Perhaps we can come to a mutually beneficial deal.

End Encrypted Transmission

[OOC: For more information on this asset, please check this thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=444680). If Xirnium approves the use of my asset, then I can ensure the death of our God-Emperor friend.]

OCC: I don't think this is MT. If all you super-huge nations are going to start using uber-tech as well against me then I will too, we have to be vaguely fair.

The second batch of 12 nuclear warheads from the Republic of Pantycellen has arrvied.

OOC: Does anyone realize that Xirnium ran out of people at the end of page 6? 4 Million to other nations for nukes plus 7 (or was it 9) major cities nukes means that he has on the order of tens of thousands of people left in his nation. That includes government and military personnel.

OOC: is it to late to join in? If not, can I get an update?

OCC Scellia:

So far I have only delivered people to Pantycellen and Yallak. All other nations have cancelled the deals before they were made. I have so far sold 200,000 to Yallak I think for the one 10Mt nuke (which I've used).

I have used 6 Pantycellen's so far, which makes 16 left.

OCC imported_ViZion:

You'd be welcome to join on my side. If you want to join on the other side I don't think there is a need though I cant stop you. So far I think over five massive (hundreds of millions in population) nations have declared war on me, one other wont make much difference.

OCC Scellia:

So far I have only delivered people to Pantycellen and Yallak. All other nations have cancelled the deals before they were made. I have so far paid 666,666 to Pantycellen for 24 nukes and 200,000 to Yallak I think for the one 10Mt nuke (which I've used).

I have used 6 Pantycellen's so far, which makes 16 left.

OCC imported_ViZion:

You'd be welcome to join on my side. If you want to join on the other side I don't think there is a need though I cant stop you. So far I think over five massive (hundreds of millions in population) nations have declared war on me, one other wont make much difference.
OOC: Could I get an update? What's going on up until now? Are you willing to talk peace? Yada yada, all that good stuff... And, lol, 5 nations w/ hundreds of millions? Not tryin to sound cocky, but w/ being nearly 5 billion in population, my nation would make a pretty big impact on either side of the line...

OCC: The update is this, the following have declared war and are invading/mobilisng as we speak:

Kraven Corp. (On route)
Concremo (On route)
Velkya (On route)
Halberdgardia (pledged aid to destroy me)
Yallak (has abandoned me and may or may not invade)
Pschycotic Pschycos (will help Yallak)
Tanidaria (proposes invasion may or may not be currently doing it)
Suur-Uusimaa (On route?)
Camel Eaters (have sent their hungry legions on route)
Nistolonia (launching an amphibious invasion as we speak)
Kahanistan (conducting partisan operations as we speak against me)


If I missed someone I do apologise. The following are the closest I have to people "on my side":

Pantycellen (is selling me nukes)
Befuzinia (is selling me Cola)
Tungoosia (has wired me a very impressive loan)

So, with respect, if you join the forces arrayed against me you wont affect the outcome one bit, despite your size. If you join me you may however.

Best Regards

OOC: have you tried diplomacy, or are willing to try it? I want to know that sort of stuff so if I do enter I don't make an ass out of my self ya know... lol

OCC imported_ViZion: Well I suppose I have tried diplomacy. Originally my aim was to aquire nukes diplomatically to clense my people of their sins. Now however all these nations are invading (some in order to remove my dictator which is a demand that leaves no room for diplomacy as he is the people's god) and others like Kraven Corp because they want to get their share of slaves.

So yes, diplomacy has failed. I am being attacked despite never having threatened a single nation. No one has offered to negotiate for peace.

OOC: As i stood to protect you more and more nations were arming against me - therefore a good alternative by Velkya was accepted.

I will still prevent widespread destruction in your nation and any attacks by Kraven or his followers (but not other nations who are going in to remove your god-emperor)

OCC: Oh I understand perfectly, were it me I definitely would not help such a lunatic, only I would have abandoned him sooner ;) .

I'm glad you are against Kraven though, he simply wants to enslave my nation and not to liberate it. That said I think there will be extreme bloodshed, most of the people are stupid enough to believe in their god, at the least they are extremely frightened of him, and will fight to the death.

President Delain, after being briefed on the growing situation with Xirnium, held a meeting with his aids, as well as various other officials.

The debate on rather to enter into this conflict or on, and on whose side, raged on for nearly six hours continually. Finally, a decision was made: a call for peace.

President Delain's speach was made up shortly there-after. Overnight, and during the following morning, he had to prepare for his speach, reading over it, reciting it, and dressing to impress.

Finally, it was time.

A message was sent out to all nations involved. Screens showed the Presidental podium. Seconds later, President Delain was standing behind it, clearing his throat.

Hello fellow nations. As you know, I am President Delain. I wish to speak to you about the current Xirnium situation you are involved in.

ViZion is very disenheartened over Xirnium's attempt to sell off its people to nations in exchange for nuclear capability. There is no need to sell your people into slavery. In the end, it will only hurt your nation, as loyalty to your flag will only get worse. And even if it is to 'right their wrongs', there are other ways of going about doing so.

However, ViZion is duelly unimpressed with the sort of reaction that has come about. War, assassination attempts, and invasions for free slaves and land - that is unacceptable before attempting peace.

ViZion, hereby, demands that all nations involved cease their hostile actions against eachother. ViZion is willing to host peace talks to settle this without the need for fighting.

ViZion is not tolerant of slavery and land-grabbing, not to mention genocide, which we expect will ensue at one level or another given the instability of the situation.

Once again, we ask all parties to cease their hostile actions towards eachother, and come to the peace table. We await your responses.

Thank you,

President Delain

With that, the screen went blank. The message was out. He was ready to use force to seperate the parties if needed. He just hoped they were smart enough to cease their actions.

OCC Scellia:

So far I have only delivered people to Pantycellen and Yallak. All other nations have cancelled the deals before they were made. I have so far paid 666,666 to Pantycellen for 24 nukes and 200,000 to Yallak I think for the one 10Mt nuke (which I've used).

OOC: By now you would already have received the other 5 10Mt nukes from me. :)

I'm glad you are against Kraven though, he simply wants to enslave my nation and not to liberate it.

OOC: Thats exactly why i'll blow the crap out of him when he arrives. By the way - any objections to your nation becoming a Yallakian Protectorate state if you are defeated by the invaders??

OOC: no reply to me yet? 2 posts so far since mine and no response... hmm, k... *is bored and looking for SOMETHING to do at 1 AM*

OOC: no reply to me yet? 2 posts so far since mine and no response... hmm, k... *is bored and looking for SOMETHING to do at 1 AM*

im about to do one

im about to do one
OOC: k sorry if I sound bitchy right now... I am... I'm tired and bored, lol...

OOC: k sorry if I sound bitchy right now... I am... I'm tired and bored, lol...

thats alright. Im almost done.

Once again, we ask all parties to cease their hostile actions towards eachother, and come to the peace table. We await your responses.

The Emperor himself had been personally monitoring the situation – after all a sizable part of the Imperial Navy was at risk.
For the third time that day he sat in Yallak’s High Council chambers, but this time there was no High Council meeting or foreign diplomats, only one High Councillor, Lord Baelin of Kilrah.

“We cannot so easily go to peace talks”, said Baelin, “it has been arranged that Xirnium will become our protectorate.”
“Xirnium is only a bonus for us, it will really only bring us increased revenue and an increase in our workforce.”
“But my Lord, the Kraven Corporation will not discuss peace terms. They go only for slaves – our interdiction and control will only benefit Xirnium once the God-Emperor is removed.”
“Then we will continue on our current course of action until all other parties are ready to talk.”

Having reached a temporary decision, Emperor Balor dismissed Baelin and then headed off to his room to make a reply to ViZion.

To President Delain of ViZion.

We are in position to assume control of Xirnium once
the God-Emperor is removed. Yet even if we were to
agree to peace talks, I have no doubts that the Kraven
Corporation – who is in this only for slaves – will not
agree to talks. The God-Emperor himself may not even
wish to enter these talks for all we know.

Our fleet remains in position of the coast of Xirnium
until such time as you have convinced all nations to talk.

Balor, Emperor of Yallak

He stepped away from his private communications device an sat down. Invasions of Xirnium had already begun, so time was running out for ViZion to make peace.

The Emperor himself had been personally monitoring the situation – after all a sizable part of the Imperial Navy was at risk.
For the third time that day he sat in Yallak’s High Council chambers, but this time there was no High Council meeting or foreign diplomats, only one High Councillor, Lord Baelin of Kilrah.

“We cannot so easily go to peace talks”, said Baelin, “it has been arranged that Xirnium will become our protectorate.”
“Xirnium is only a bonus for us, it will really only bring us increased revenue and an increase in our workforce.”
“But my Lord, the Kraven Corporation will not discuss peace terms. They go only for slaves – our interdiction and control will only benefit Xirnium once the God-Emperor is removed.”
“Then we will continue on our current course of action until all other parties are ready to talk.”

Having reached a temporary decision, Emperor Balor dismissed Baelin and then headed off to his room to make a reply to ViZion.

To President Delain of ViZion.

We are in position to assume control of Xirnium once
the God-Emperor is removed. Yet even if we were to
agree to peace talks, I have no doubts that the Kraven
Corporation – who is in this only for slaves – will not
agree to talks. The God-Emperor himself may not even
wish to enter these talks for all we know.

Our fleet remains in position of the coast of Xirnium
until such time as you have convinced all nations to talk.

Balor, Emperor of Yallak

He stepped away from his private communications device an sat down. Invasions of Xirnium had already begun, so time was running out for ViZion to make peace.
After President Delain heard the reply, he was quick to send his own back to Emperor Balor.

Emperor Balor,
You may be set to take in Xirnium, however our position is to stablize the situation at hand, and keep this from causing a war in which thousands, if not millions, will die - both military and civilians alike.

Should Kraven decide to continue its quest, they will be dealt with swiftly. We wish to take you to be willing to come to talks, and ask those who you side with to do the same.

President Delain

OOC: ok, I'm goin to bed... to tired...talk to ya tomorrow...

President Delain,

We are prepared to come to talks but cannot stand down until Kraven and the other nations have also agreed. Our allies will follow our lead.

Balor, Emperor of Yallak

Upon Consideration the High Command Releases this statement:

We are willing to negoiate peace with all nation involved, Corporate Forces will stand down, If the following Demands are met:

An Area of Land given to the Corporation, 10 miles by 10 miles, for which we will build a Chemical Plant upon, There will be no questions asked, and no Inspectors will be allowed to visit, These are our Conditions, please Consider them well.

Upon Agreement of this deal, Corporate Forces will Stand down... You have our word.

The High Command

His most beneficient and devine God-Emperor accepts.

His most beneficient and devine God-Emperor accepts.

Your willing to them a foothold in your land?

His most beneficient and devine God-Emperor accepts.

Response to the statement:

We Thank you for, Accepting this deal and averting un-nessecesary bloodshed, Corporate forces will now enter your country to secure the Area for construction, Then Construction will begin immeadiatly, a small Garrison of 2000 Sardaukar phase 4's will maintained at the Facility to ensure its safety, The following pictures will give your Nation an Idea of what will be built, only on a larger scale:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/HorusGodEmperor/wBus005-chemicalplant.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/HorusGodEmperor/chemicalplant.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/HorusGodEmperor/13_52_4_thumb.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/HorusGodEmperor/_300702_ici_factory300.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/HorusGodEmperor/chemplant.jpg

Sardaukar Phase 4's:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/HorusGodEmperor/Phase4s.jpg

The High Command

To the Kraven Corporation:

You are to occupy a plot of land on lake Zirtyme, on the extreme South-West of the country at the border.

To Yallak:

Xirnium is currently facing invasion by no less than 9 different nations, it can hardly hurt to have one less to deal with if even only for the moment. The merciful God-Emperor neither forgives nor forgets, and Kraven Corp. shall eventually get what it deserves.

The Kraven Corporation:

You are to occupy a plot of land on lake Zirtyme, on the extreme South-West of the country at the border.

Forces are On Route and will arrive in 5 Hours, Construction will then Begin.

(OOC: Considering making a new thread for this, to make it all offical and what not, But woot! i now have 3 chemical plants in different countries! and Damn the Corporation is evil... Post no. 666 )

OCC: I wouldn't be getting overly attached to it.

The Kraven Corporation:

You are to occupy a plot of land on lake Zirtyme, on the extreme South-West of the country at the border.

To Yallak:

Xirnium is currently facing invasion by no less than 9 different nations, it can hardly hurt to have one less to deal with if even only for the moment.

If you became a protectorate of Yallak I could force the stand down of all the remaining nations that stand against you - and perhaps we could come to an alternative arrangement with the Kraven Corporation where you do not give up any land.

But you would have our God-Emperor deposed, and that is unacceptable.

But you would have our God-Emperor deposed, and that is unacceptable.

No. That is what the nation aggressing on you demanded. Your nation merely becomes subject to Imperial laws but benefits by our protection.

This sickens me. For a nation to sell its people into slavery for the sole purpose of receiving powerful weapons with which to blow other people into smithereens... Disgusting. Have some compassion for your people, sir!

Yallak:

Your single nation has the means to defend Xirnium from invasion by nine different powers? The Lord God-Emperor doubts somewhat. In anycase, the notion of imperial law in Zirnium is blasphemous, only ecclesiastical law may exist here.

Megaleios:

Keep out of affairs that don't concern you or you too shall face the God-Emperor's undying wrath.

War is not the only option, you know. There is always compromise. How does a nation like yours get into so much trouble, anyway?

Megaleios, the Lord God-Emperor once more asks you not to concern yourself with matters you know nothing about. Had you examined the record of this thread you would see that Xirnium has threatened no nations with war. We are set upon by ravenous heathens who only bring aggression to our lands. We deserve none of it.

If you want war you shall find it in Xirnium. But be warned that the God-Emperor shall determine that you also find ruin and death. Stay away.

Your single nation has the means to defend Xirnium from invasion by nine different powers? The Lord God-Emperor doubts somewhat.

They attack you because you are a small nation whos political and social systems are different from yours - that and you have severely reduced your own military power through the use of nuclear weapons.
We on the other hand a larger than most of the attacking nations combined and have our allies to support us.
As a protectorate state, you are classified as part of the territory of the Empire of Yallak and those nine nations who attack you would think again before declaring war on us directly. Those that did would no longer have legitimate cause for war and would be destroyed by my military (let alone the militaries of my allies).

You would threaten me, Xirnium? Fool, you can't afford another war, were I to even consider having one with you.

Official communiqué from the Incorporated states of Befuzinia to the Nation of Xirnium

In response to the latest developments the board of directors wishes to propose the God-Emperor the service of 2000 military/security advisors to help with Xirnium defence effort, specifically to ensure the safety of the Befu Cola personnel but also to offer their expertise to the Xirnium army. The ISB would also like to congratulate the God-Emperor on his exemplary leadership in these difficult times.

Megaleios:

If you want war you shall find it in Xirnium. But be warned that the God-Emperor shall determine that you also find ruin and death. Stay away.

Yallak:

In any case, the notion of imperial law in Zirnium is blasphemous, only ecclesiastical law may exist here.

You congradulate him? He is willing to exchange his populous for weapons!

Befuzinia:

The God-Emperor does not need your advisers, his devine providence shall lead us to victory. Provide security to protect your cola shipments if you will though. If however you wish to commit actual troops to the conflict...

I do not wish war, it is a waste of life and resources. I did not mean to offend you, either. I just find your original proposal distasteful.

Megaleios:

So you condemn a people because of the precieved distastfulness of their religious beliefs?

In any case, the notion of imperial law in Zirnium is blasphemous, only ecclesiastical law may exist here.

You and your laws will not survive the coming attacks without our help.
Your rule by the God-Emperor would be unchanged and he would govern his land directly as always - Just your nation would trade resources and manpower to the Empire for our protection and technological aid.
We already have one protectorate - Valeon - who is ruled by a king, but is now part of the sovereign territory of Yallak.
Such a deal would benefit us both - but in this situation, you the most.

Edit: What was meant by your nation being subject to Imperial law is that your nation will be considered part of our Empire and as stated above you would contribute resourses, workers and in times of war military support in exchange for our aid in all areas.

Xirnium

To commit troops or corporate sponsorship as it is known in the ISB, is nothing that can be done lightly. Troops are costly and it is the long standing tradition of the ISB not to take any action that wouldn’t be fiscally sound. Perhaps the God-Emperor has any suggestions as to make a possible corporate sponsorship profitable?

Megaleios
The God-Emperor is patriot who leads his people in defence against foreign aggression, how can we NOT congratulate him on his success?

Hmm. Perhapse I misunderstood. Is he not selling his people for nuclear bombs?

Hmm. Perhapse I misunderstood. Is he not selling his people for nuclear bombs?

Well he was.. But the God-Emperor surly had a good reason for doing so. Who are we to judge the practices of Xirnium culture?

True enough. I conceed that point. But he did threaten me. I don't respond well to that.

True enough. I conceed that point. But he did threaten me. I don't respond well to that.

Surly that must have been a misunderstanding with its roots in cultural differences? Let us not dwell on pesky details and focus more on the big picture. The nation of Xirnium is under attack by foreign aggressor and it is up to the international community to protest against such blatant examples of imperialism.

Surly that must have been a misunderstanding with its roots in cultural differences? Let us not dwell on pesky details and focus more on the big picture. The nation of Xirnium is under attack by foreign aggressor and it is up to the international community to protest against such blatant examples of imperialism.

Well said. The attacking nations are clearly breaching his sovereignty.

Then I suppose that I should lend my aid... very well.

ViZion wishes to make an offer to Xirnium.

Now that peace has come to a certain extent, we are willing to aid your country in your military and nuclear capabilities. HOWEVER, you will not be allowed to simply give your people into slavery, or yourself enslave these people as if they were dogs. We will also take those who you view as "sinful" and wish to send off, however they will not become slaves, but rather become regular civilians of ViZion.

Will you accept this? You get your nuclear capabilities and improve your military, your people do not become enslaved, and no one gets offended due to your original proposal, thus no war comes about over this.

To imported_ViZion:
To suggest that peace has come when there is currently a full scale invasion of the beaches of Zirnium in progress as well as partisan operations behind our own lines as we speak is utterly laughable. If you can stop the aggression by all the foreign powers on our soild we will accept your deal, otherwise stop wasting our time.

To Megaleios:
You would earn the God-Emperor's undying gratitude if you did.

To Befuzinia:
Name your price. What do you want? Resources? People? Foreign Markets?

To Yallak:
Very well. If you can stop the hounds who even now close in on Xirnium the God-Emperor will allow our nation to become a protectorate of the Empire, so long as he is still allowed to rule it with an iron fist.

To Yallak:
Very well. If you can stop the hounds who even now close in on Xirnium the God-Emperor will allow our nation to become a protectorate of the Empire, so long as he is still allowed to rule it with an iron fist.

We will do our best to stop them or else we may be forced to destroy them.

Edit: Your God-Emperor will continue to rule but we do ask you refrain from useing nuclear weapons on your people.

Imperial Broadcast to all Nations

The nation of Xirnium is now a protectorate state and sovereign territory of the Infinite Empire. ANY hostile actions taken against the above mentioned land will be considered an act of war against the Empire of Yallak and it’s allies – and as such will be deal with swiftly and harshly.
We request that you stand down all forces attacking Xirnium immediately. This is the only warning you will receive.

If you choose to ignore this and continue to progress upon the killing of Xirnium civilians, I promise that you will not survive the day.

Lord Balor, Emperor of Yallak

End Broadcast

We ask that the Infinite Empire in its Infinite wisdom to strike down this manipulative leader and free the people from being enslaved under his 'iron fist'.

-Minister of never allowed to touch computers again 'cause he continualy offends others.

ViZion is now preparing to send military aid to help block forces who are war-hungry from attacking Xirnium.

We offer this message to all nations involved:
ViZion is now demanding that all nations cease their hostile moves. Xirnium has accepted an offer from ViZion that will forbid them from giving away their people into slavery like their are a free pen, and will also forbid them from enslaving the people them selves.

Those who are truly interested in the safety of these people should have the smarts to cease their actions. Those who have darker motives - more land, free slaves, and so forth - will be delt with.

We are preparing to send our military to forcefully disembark any forces who are still trying to invade even though peace is a viable option.

Once again, cease all hostile actions. Peace is on the table. Xirnium is willing to stop raffling his people off into slavery for nuclear capabilities. Cease all hostile actions immediately!

We ask that the Infinite Empire in its Infinite wisdom to strike down this manipulative leader and free the people from being enslaved under his 'iron fist'.

-Minister of never allowed to touch computers again 'cause he continualy offends others.

The God-Emperor will remain - but he has been asked to stop the slaughter of his people.

The God-Emperor Quikzos IV in his infinite wisdom and mercy will in the future refrain from the what was perhaps more appropriate to Xirnium's past, namely the brutalisation of its population at large.

The God-Emper, who forgives us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us, shall still strike down those individuals who defy his Lordship though as is dictated by Ecclesiastical Law. The needless slaughter of his population will end, though.

Hail to the God-Emperor!
Quikzos IV

To Befuzinia:
Name your price. What do you want? Resources? People? Foreign Markets?


Opening up the Xirnium markets to ISB corporations such as the McBefu and Befu Cola would indeed be an incentive for the ISB to begin "Operation Xirnium Freedom" as a complement to the already existing “Project of humanitarian aid”.

However, ISB Security forces are limited, and we would only be able to send limited support at this time. But it is not impossible for the ISB to extend the support as to ensure the safety of its investments… it is simply a matter of economics. The more ISB corporations has to gain from this venture, the more eager they will be to lend support to the Xirnium state as to protect its business interests….but as a show of good will the ISB will start to extend the “Project for humanitarian aid” in preparation for a future “Operation Xirnium Freedom”

OOC: peace talks here: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=447599