NationStates Jolt Archive

Put in some interesting quotes or some wierd quotes that any of your RP characters have said before, no matter where they were. You can post as many as you like, but it can't be just random things like 'I go to the washroom.'

"Bring me your soul, and I will bring you your freedom. When I have your soul, you freedom will be mind, and your soul as well. So, give me your soul."
-General Illuminaax

"There is no such thing as a massacre. Only a cleansing of the weak."
-Nahk Territurari

"Hath all thoughts be of what you feel? That everything you know is a possible fake? Advance into the mind of a sadist, young one; for you will find every life to be as worthless as every grain of sand."
-Ciranaar Arkszen

"Night is not night; only an absence of light. Without light, it is simply still what you see. What you would see in the light, you will see in it's absence."
-Nahk Territurari

"I'll kill my way to victory, to slaughter any foe, to cripple any army, to feast upon the dead bodies of the loser to only live another day to do another year's worth of damage. I am willing to die for my country, whether my country will die or not."
-Nahk Territurari

"I would rather die than bow down to a false god. At least in Hell I can live amongst the flames."
-Ashili Darkholme

"I have come farther than any other person my age, beaten every other Matriarch in my class. Now I face a greater foe, as I vye for the favour of the elite; the metal fist of a broken man."
-Ashili Darkholme

"Really? Are you sure? Because the last time I saw you your corpse was floating in a pile of blood at my feet."
-Ashili Darkholme

[i]"Boys without fathers are bastards. Boys without mothers are freed."
-Arcarum Dreskisk

"To live is only to die a slow and painful death."
-Arcarum Dreskisk

"When you have honor, you are great. Only you can strip yourself of honor, and when that happens, all you have left is a naked soul, armourless against the evils of the world."
-Arcarum Dreskisk

"Really? Are you sure? Because the last time I saw you your corpse was floating in a pile of blood at my feet."
-Ashili Darkholme

I thought blood collects in puddles while corpses collect in piles?

Back to the point...

"Silly little things. We don't need sleek, we need powerful."
- Vice Admiral John Hirsch, Aequatian Navy commenting on the fleet's guided-missile frigates.

"All right people, we're doing this by the book, so you know the procedure... Go in fast, be aggressive and hit them with the blinding power of Aequatian sunshine."
- Major Albert Bryer, Aequatian Joint Special Operations Force during a rescue mission for Prince Raulph IV of Frozopia.

"Please, I know far more than that... and the same goes for everyone in the next room, I have dossiers on each of you since you were all considered potential traitors to Aequatio for being affiliated with that professor," replied the figure, "The only reason you haven't been terminated yet is because you haven't done anything just yet... except for this little meeting you're having now, this kind of thing is very dangerous to your health."
- The Unknown Figure, Aequatian Sicherheitstaffel Agent talking to Kurt Rodacker after arriving at the revolutionary's meeting.

"We aren't here as the Aequatian Army, we're here as protectors of Pirna, now get up there and take it down, we don't want to cause an incident with these people."
- Captain Jeff Brookes, Aequatian Army, C Company, 3rd Battalion, 1-143rd Infantry Regiment, 43rd Infantry Division ordering a Technical Sergeant to remove an Aequatian flag from the radio aerial of an armoured vehicle while deployed to the Queendom of Pirna.

"Some buggers nicked me wallet"
-Mr Spiff whilst planning the invasion of Little Mexico

"Well i'd love to stay and chat but you all smell of piss"
-Mr Spoot (RIP) speaking to pensioners in pre democratic Spooty

"Mobilise things!"
-Mr Fungles on the El Caudillan incident

"Anything you can do, I can do better, I can do EVERYTHING better than you."
-Baron Aeraeon Skye, shortly before Mindsyphoning an enemy into submission

"Greetings! Would you like some coffee before I kill you? Its quite good."
-Baron Aeraeon Skye, in the event anybody should attempt to challenge him to a duel

"What? Well they ARE slaves and rabble!"
-Xenith Steele, pointing at a Coredian Diplomatic Delegation (he doesn't get in on negotiations often)

"I'm sorry, you seem to be under the mistaken impression that you have a choice."
-Xenith Steele, preparing to utilize his Dominion Gaze ability

"I SMELL FORCE!"
-Maximillian Foster, sniffing about a Coredian Diplomatic Delegation as though rooting for truffles

"Oh, yeah! That's pretty good! Ha ha! Funny indeed! Like a brick to the face! Speaking of which..."
-Maximillian Foster, immediately after being called a 'Chrome Dome'

"Oh yes, keep struggling, I like my dinner to wriggle."
-Maximillian Foster, preparing to SoulTake an unfortunate opponent

"We Are Law... We Are Justice" Capitol Police Propaganda Poster
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/HorusGodEmperor/CP-Propaganda1B.jpg


"Peace Through Superior Firepower" Corporation Motto

"Peace? Freedom? Liberty?... We Sell All of These!" Another Corporate Motto

"Here To Help.... Report Thought Crime" Capitol Police Propaganda Poster
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/HorusGodEmperor/CP-Propaganda3.jpg


"Obey The Capitol Police" Capitol Police Propaganda Poster

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v399/HorusGodEmperor/CP-Propaganda2.jpg

"The Libertarian Concordance of Czardas hereby declares war upon the nation of Amyntos and any and all of its allies. We will commence an airstrike on your nation within 30 minutes. Have a nice day."
-Kari Alhoun, Czardaian Foreign Minister -- the epitome of tact and diplomacy.

"Retreat or die!"
-Capt. Alma Finlay of the 14th Czardaian Special Operative Division.

*in responding to an attack* "All we need now is about a thousand planes, sixteen million soldiers, five hundred ships, ninety submarines, land mines, tanks, and a lot of operating nuclear warheads. Then we'll be all set."
-...And a partridge in a pear tree. Capt. Finlay again.

My exsitance changed the school systems in Nation of Fortune forever. Created to live, created to kill, I surpased every challenge they threw at me. Thats what they get the, damned bastards.
Valerie
NoF experiment #1

And if you take force against the Dominion, you will have Hell to paid and I will make sure your soul rots in Hell. You have been warned! ~ The God-Emperor Count JWolf, After being threat by force because he did not rise the price of Dominion Oil.

Got more but I have to find those.

"What, you've never seen parachute into Vatican City before?" - Sergei when his plane broke and had to parachute into St. Peter's Square.

"Sergei, you are a magnificintly smart idiot." - Frederick on Sergei

"Diplomacy is using big words that nobody understands and nodding." - Sergei on Diplomacy

"The Freeks are at war again? Meh." - Sergei on AMF.

"Somebody declared war on us? Hey, we need to change the sign!" Wilhem von Sturben (War Minister) on the massive sign that says "No war since ______"

"Why is it that every time there's a war, the Chancellories always have to make an office pool?" - Frederick on the Chancellories setting bets on who wins a war and who loses.

"Get the Axe of Vengeance!" "Psst, there is no Axe of Vengeance." "Suck it." - Sergei and random intern having a moment.

"We may have a feminine name, a small defence budget, and a rose as our symbol, but we can still kill you!" Rosian Diplomat having a conversation with a Doomingslandi

"Oh they're at war? Well tell me who wins so I can suck up later." - Sergei on the current AMF vrs. Hog and Co. situation

"He's GAY?" - Sergei when he found out Mike Sarzo was gay.

"A Jew, a Muslim, and a Hindu walk into a bar, the Muslim blows up the bar... uh oh." - A Rosian soldier who tried to lighten the mood when a bunch of Chinese tried to kill him, which they did, maliciously.

"You do realize that you have about.. five hundred ships ready to destroy your Colony right?" - Rosian Diplomat negotiating to get a Southwest Asian Colony

"OH YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU STARTED!" - The unofficial Rosian response to war

"This is the will of the People. Who am I to oppose them?" - Benedikt Koch, Chancellor of the Republik, 1986-2008

“This is true, Antonius. I had hoped you would die in prison, but here is equally agreeable."

Duke Feador Alexeovic to then Prince Antonius Alexei shortly before the latter ran his saber through the stomach of the former.

"You've just seen a small taste of what we can do. Unless you want a full-course meal of that, you must surrender immediately and agree to the terms we have outlined. Your very existence depends on it." Then-Senior Vice President for Internal Affairs Nicole Lewis to the nation of Socialist Cockroaches demanding their surrender.

My national motto (only quote I can think of): "Anti-state, anti-war, pro-market."

"okay, we have 1,186 Spoots and 92 Cents"
- Eric Dutch upon entering a Red Tide Mafia Storefront

In Darkness there lies a dormant power:

The head of the Banana-growing monkey war academy.

"Then the people of Kahanistan will be on our side... or at least the majority." - General Abu Hamza al-Aziz, to an atheist officer's query to his statement that God was on his forces' side.

"I'm not used to partying, I really don't know what this is, I'm 44 years old and never got into the club scene." - Kahanistan President Mohammed bin Yusuf al-Za'if, before putting four spoonfuls of ketamine into his beer at a pre-treaty-signing party.

Vladimir Ivanovich Troskin, Ph.D., Premier of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics:

"The Soviet-Brazilian meeting will unite the East and West under the Red Flag." (Comment on the East Meets West Conference.)

"Faith is the willful suspension of rationality. Religion is this done repetitively." (Comment on organized religion.)

"The Durfourists call themselves communists, when in fact, they are bourgeoisie with a hammer and sickle flag." (Comment on the Rosian Red Party.)

"If I was being paid to execute Roach Buster military officers, I'd do it for free. Executing fascists isn't a labour; it is a physical manifestation of the hatred I reaside for them. That, comrades, is one of the many reasons why each and every worker should strive to be materially, productively, and class conscious." (Comment on Roach Busters.)

"Shooting a Mississippian is like shooting at air: a waste of bullets. Why shoot them when a mob can hold them down and beat them until they expire?" (Comment made to the Red Army during Operation: Rabbit Hunting.*)

"The 'Generalissimo' is an insane sadist who likes to rape little Asian girls. Merely a child molester with a few medals." (Comment on the Generalissimo of Roach Busters.)

(*Pun on the quote, "If I can shoot a rabbit, I can shoot a fascist.")

* * *

Robert Pacitania, General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union:

"Our Polish neighbors are distorted, demented, and deranged. The only thing worse than the Polish bourgeoisie is the British politician." (Comment made before the Soviet Union regained control of Poland.)

"During the Peruvian Revolution, I held a wealthy general by his collar, pressed my Chinese Type 17 to his face, and pulled the trigger. That is the kind of revolutionary dedication I expect from you all." (Part of a speech made at a Supreme Soviet junta.)

"For now, Shah Khosru will sit in his palace in his Persian paradise. Soon though, an allied effort between the workers will charge his fortress, drag him through the streets, let him be beaten, sodomized, and tortured until his formerly oppressed citizens tire of him, kill him, and do the same to the rest of his royal court." (Comment made during a Political Bureau meeting.)

"Mr Findyalev , press the goddamn button." - National Well-being and Secrurity Minister on the subject of atomic weapons testing.

"I hope it works." - Krobs first test pilot of the jet engine.

"If only the revolution was here to see this." - Admiral Dras'kinki on the Warspite

meh cant think of any more

"For beneath the waves, we will defend the future..." - Holy Emperor Nathan Hale Bridger (also National Motto).

Ops: "Sir! Terranean Battleships located on starboard bow. They are arming lasers, and raising shields. Their reinforcements are expected in the next ten minutes. Our fusion reactors are damaged and at 35% capacity, and our warpcore is not even installed yet."

Captain Altron Aran: "Shit."

"I can smell your simple mind and utter incompetence!" - Field Marshal J. Hogan, in response to a member of parliament's criticism of his infantry's room-clearing demostration during a visit.

"You must have generated this 'Medal of Honour' medal by refreshing yourself in a washroom and managed to clean your mess up for the first time in your life." - Anonymous anti-war protestor to Field Marshal J. Hogan, in his full dress-uniform wearing his full array of medals, before a military parade.

"Thanks for stepping on that piece of gum for me! I won't have to waste time cleaning my boots again." - Field Marshal J. Hogan to an anti-war protestor.

"Oh my, that polic is so gullible that when she steps on a loose well opening, she falls into the sewage and thinks it's the water park!" - Field Marshal J. Hogan, in reference to a Finance Ministry representative.

"The Omazee personality cult is a suppression of freedom of speech? What are you talking about? Of course, you should thank Omazee that you can speak out so viciously against him! Without our Great Eternal President and our divine Founder of the Republic, you'd still be that son of a peasant and would never even know what's a computer! Of course, if it is really a suppression of political freedoms, then we wouldn't be labeled as a 'World Benchmark' of politican rights anyways! You should be thankful that you can protest here in whatever fashion you'd like." - Omzian President HHPE L. Vansare, in response to criticisms against the Omazee personality cult.

"The air force? What's that? Air fart?" - Sergeant M. Kolans, squad leader of an Omzian infantry unit.

"What are you talking about? It's only diplomatic relations, you are being too over-sensitive over the issue." - Foreign Minister J. Moran, commenting on the issue that the socialist-oriented government has extensive records of allied relations with certain imperialist states.

"The inmates from Camp 82? Oh, you must mean that pool of humaniod resources! Indeed, they are quite conveinent to throw into the river, don't you think?" - People's Armed Police Colonel V. Bonkares, during the construction of the Ladoga River Canal which involved 20,000 labour camp inmates convicted of serious crimes.

"The matter is simple. If they invade us, then they are just the regular fascist-aristocratic imperialists that we will always see. If they are really a democracy, they wouldn't have protests against their government's tyrannical policies anyways." - Anonymous General

"The foreign ministry? You mean the hippies with the thick lips?" - Fleet Admiral N. Loran, former CINC of Omzian Navy Southern Fleet

OOC: I'll blow the dust off some of my old threads for this...
(Note: These few are from the RK Civil War)

"The former government was soft on its citizens and on the world. We will not fail our nation. Once we control Random Kingdom, and its colonies, the NSC can begin its plans for globalization." - Letter of Responsibility, National-Socialist Coalition

"'Of cour... Azrantii cacola! Who are they?'
'Probably Sunday drivers.'
'They look like commies to me. Try to shake them off, they're obviously chasing us!'" - Conversation between Boris and Aranti, two NSC bagmen (Aranti betrayed Boris later in the post)

"So, let me get this straight. You want the nation of Geckratonia to provide you with... technological support?" - Cipher IV, Former Geckratonian Archon

"Well, we have taxes to pay, bribes to pass around, gagging clauses to make, and of course we have to trade with the monopolists. A bargain, I would say, considering the overhead." - Cipher IV

"It was so easy to fool you, all I had to do was disguise myself and pretend to "lead" these people to victory. And now I've duped you into building the NSC a weapon capable of flattening any communist nation I please! But of course, I need to eliminate the problems in this empire first. In five minutes exactly, this missile will flatten most of the State of Enigma, centre of all communist efforts, and eliminate the big problem in my life. And when I have Random Kingdom under my thumb, I can tax the hell out of the people, generate enough cash to import nuclear technology from other nations, and eliminate communism everywhere!" - Aman Sorenson, NSC Leader

"If your name's Rankov and you're watching in disbelief at the lack of destruction, it's because we couldn't get uranium anywhere with only seven billion, so we swapped the nuclear missile with a biological weapon. Also, the targeting system is a bit flimsy and so the weapon has a range of error of about, hmm... a few kilometres. Sorry about that." - Cipher VI (recorded message)

(Farmina War aftermath)

"We must leave quickly. It is inevitable that one of us is a Farminan agent, or that they have tapped this place. We must keep the rest of our plans a strict secret, and make haste. We need to arm ourselves from bounty hunters." - Acoran Smith I

More as I find them...

From Border Guards

"Good luck against those elephants colonel."
Field Marshall Sir. Cecil Melchett From the Indian Skirmishes

"No Sir, our battles are directed to the Grand Plan, which of course we can't read after I dropped that Doughnut on it, but it was a bloody good plan."
Field Marshall Sir. Cecil Melchett From the Indian Skirmishes

"Look Here, 4 million people died in this War, all the prisoners have been returned we Want That Peanut Butter!"
Major Jacon Hartlieb From the P.B.J War

[OOC: Information on the Saharistan War, which all of these quotes reference, can be found at this Wiki article (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Saharistan_War), written by yours truly. Comments on the talk page are most appreciated.]

"I laughed when I saw your ridiculous messages. I shall delight in tearing your illogical statements apart slowly and methodically." -- Halberdgardian Secretary of State Kenix Kil, expressing his sentiments in an official communique about propagandistic claims spread by the nation of Saharistan

"Your absurdity has reached levels I had previously not thought possible." -- Halberdgardian Secretary of State Kenix Kil, responding to a Saharistani claim that a Halberdgardian destroyer in international waters off Saharistani territorial waters observing the ongoing conflict provoked war between Halberdgardia and Saharistan

"Having finished dissecting those incoherent ramblings, we move on to your next message." -- Halberdgardian Secretary of State Kenix Kil, in the same communique to Saharistan

"I fail to find any hint of genocidal, fascist, bloodthirsty, or tyrannical indications in the Halberdgardian government. Why is that? Oh yes, it is because those qualities are a perfect match for your own government." -- Halberdgardian Secretary of State Kenix Kil, in response to a Saharistani claim that the Halberdgardian government possessed the aforementioned qualities

"Perhaps you ought to work on defending your own capitol before going about attempting to invade other nations. Or do we need to send the Spirit of Halberdgardia on another whirlwind trip to Baghdad to remind you just how pathetically outclassed your forces are?" -- Halberdgardian Secretary of State Kenix Kil, in response to a Saharistani threat of invasion and destruction of Halberdgardia's capitol, Washington, D.C.

"...this scenario you describe is an absolute impossibility, as no citizen of Halberdgardia would deign to enter the godforsaken spit of land you call your country. Therefore, we are afraid that you have mistaken someone else's citizens as ours. And therefore, their blood is on your hands. Dreadful shame." -- Halberdgardian Secretary of State Kenix Kil, refuting a Saharistani claim that nineteen Halberdgardian citizens found in Saharistan were executed at the hands of the Saharistani government as a measure of revenge

"Excellent. I hate it when leaders make their underlings do their dirty work." -- Halberdgardian Secretary of State Kenix Kil, responding to a statement by The Second Holy Empire, a Saharistani ally, that war had been declared on Halberdgardia "from the lips of the Emperor himself"

"It's a pity that your nation must resort to terrorism. Can you not fight under the Geneva Convention, or is terrorism the only way you think you can win?" -- Halberdgardian Secretary of State Kenix Kil, in response to a statement by The Second Holy Empire that their terrorist training centers in Saharistan had been re-opened, and were planning attacks against Halberdgardia

"I retract my previous statement about you being slightly more rational than your ally, as you both seem to be fond of claiming statistical impossibilities as fact. There is no Halberdgardia embassy in Saharistan, and never has been. Our sympathies to the poor souls your fool suicide bombers somehow mistook for our non-existent diplomats." -- Halberdgardian Secretary of State Kenix Kil, in response to a claim by The Second Holy Empire that one of their terrorist units detonated a carbomb in front of the Halberdgardian embassy in Saharistan

"We hope you have enjoyed the total, systematic deconstruction and refutation of your utterly ridiculous propaganda." -- Halberdgardian Secretary of State Kenix Kil, at the end of the rebuttal statement to Saharistan

[OOC: I'll dig up some more quotes from old threads later, and post again here.]

"Let's try this again...", Chancellor Kaito Sarwatari, on surrendering to AMF.

(I'll find others if I can...)

"Bill, help me the guys stole my pants!"
-Drummer of Spooty Tab, Chris "Sparky" Mcpherson, talking to Palixia's Live Aid organizer Mr Bill Geldom.

"I am proud to serve under the glorious leadership of Mark Qaulhoun"-Major Slosovoski (The day before he killed Qaulhoun)

"I look forward to the day I own..er.. I mean arrive in Ceyolia."-Papagori Illiani Romanokovski

"These rumors that I am tied to the Romanokovski family are preposterous! These are being propogated by my business opponents who will stoop to new lows to see my business burn!"-Les Kavanagh (After returning from his honeymoon with Mira Romanokovski)

"Happy Hallucinations!" -Mira Romanokovski (After shooting someone with a mescaline-tipped dart)

"I have fallen victim to the political sways of the Siapian government!"
-Papagori Illiani Romanokovski (After it was discovered he stole over a billion dollars from Siapian taxpayers)

I will take pleasure in mailing your head to Shogun Ayasugi, along with a strongly-worded note stapled to your forehead.
Prepare for bullshit.
Emperor Lucius, viciously saber-rattling with Real ALM terrorist Henry Onizuka

"You are in Strict violation of Waldenburg regulations, I.E if you see a man in a skirt shoot him and swipe his country. While you sit here making friends with the very natives we fight, they could be planning a major counter-attack possibley with sharp mangos this time."
General Arthur Hallsburg

"If anyone says Hup, Man the 50 Cal., It's to dangerous Sarge, or I'm Pinned down I will personaly have you whipped, shoot, then put in a large sack and chucked into the nearest river!"
Major Polkine Ruagh

" What spy on our spy while he's spying on another spy. Sounds complicated, therefore Militaristic, get on with it."
Lord Enied Fallow IV

"My mother would be proud of me, reading will acually save this battle..." General Jack Horner, battle of 3rd Asheville, as he sends SheVa gun number 14 in as close support of his troops.

"Reading what sir?" Major Nix, in reply to aforementioned quote.

"Keith Laumer Short Stories." Followed by an evil grin as the first enemies are crushed under the massive treads of a 700 ton tank.

"Do not doubt us. Do not downplay us. We will win." (2003)
President Chiefy in a statement to the enemy (name forgotten) before a war. A week later, ViZion was victorious.

"Unite, ViZion! Unite! We WILL make it through this! Join hands, we're all one people, even if we are all different! Fellow ViZionarians we are. Do not doubt your self or your fellow ViZionarian!" (2003)
President Chiefy during a major war when ViZion coming under attack by nations and terrorists alike.

I'll post more later on..

"Don't touch that. Don't touch that! DON'T TOUCH THA-" *Explosion*
-Scientist 100927Alpha, yelling at a Frank Clone pressing buttons

"We request to know, if you wouldn't mind, the nature of your business on this wasteland of a mudball?"
-Sub-Exectuive Vice President of the Marketing and Exploration Department, contacting a Chronosian Imperium ship.

"Now, my friends, I shall tell you just how you were so easily crushed. You see, it has far littler to do with technology than you think: this war was a clash of cultures, and the better came out on top. You see, ladies and gentlemen of the senate, we are a nation bred for war!"

-Imperator Maximus, during a hearing of the Sarzonian senate in the aftermath of the Inkanan Civil War

“Alright, so when does the killing start?”

-Imperator Maximus, following his reunion with Generian loyalist forces in the 11th Generian Civil War

"All good things in moderation, brothers; why waste ammunition when you can simply split a man's skull with one's blade?"

-Imperator Maximus, addressing his personal gaurd at the Battle of Georgestown

" Here we stand before the pagens of Mintasburg, we are sent in our holy duty to purify this city. As the lord said down unto me just now Love Thy Nieghbor: Unless he belives in a different god, has odd political opinions or has more money than you, then kill the lot of them. Mintasburg has all of those things, Let's show them relgion!"
Archbishop Harry Strudel Before the Purification Of Mintasburg

"Just how many Landmines can there be in just one field?"
Late Major Carpice Vane

"Though we have all but eliminated the terrorist presence both on our own soil and overseas, we cannot afford to lower our guard. Global Jihad is not completely defunct, and it would be unwise for us to think so and grow complacent. We must remain ever-viligant against further attacks, for the Islamic fundamentalists will never cease to hate our nation and attempt to destroy what we have created. We will fight them wherever they try to terrorize us or others. We will fight them in the name of freedom and justice." -- Halberdgardian President Kir Kanos, in a speech given to the people of Halberdgardia shortly after the collapse of the Global Jihad-backed insurgency in the Halberdgardian Provincial Territory of Saharistan

[OOC: And a few more bits of sarcasm and witty goodness from my Secretary of State.]

"Once again, you prove yourself dreadfully uninformed and propagandistic. And once again, I shall rip your statement apart." -- Halberdgardian Secretary of State Kenix Kil, in response to a Torontian propaganda statement

"If our nation is such a "joke," then why is it that we are still standing tall after facing years of terrorist attacks, radical Islamic regimes, and other entities who wish for our downfall, while they have all crumbled to ashes at our feet?" -- Halberdgardian Secretary of State Kenix Kil, in response to the Torontian assertion that Halberdgardia was "a joke" and a "vile nation"

"Are you sure everybody is rounded up? What about you?"
-Ashili Darkholme, the Hsac Raid

"I've seen Satan. He's a tall, brooding man who has long thick weedy glasses and a dropping face. His human name is Elm, my brother."
-Random Matriarch in the First Jenrakian Civil War

"You'll end up in bliss, but without the organs to enjoy your heaven with."
-Saerus Annirak to the Crime Lord Dulath Yaask.

"If I die, it's only a single man in a sea of fury. But if you die, then it's the death of the brilliance of a thousand geniuses, and Enkur knows that I cannot withstand that entirely."
-Saerus Annirak to Denise Territurari at her post in Jeviz'Kraa

"Lex asinus est." - National motto. Means "The law's an ass."

"Trust me, it never gets easier, losing someone under your command." - Lt. Colonel Nadia L. Sklenova, to a squadron commander under her command who lost most of his squadron in battle.

"Are you prepared to die for your country? If you knew that your death would prevent Kahanistan from facing a bloody war on its soil?" - Defense Minister Abdul-Rahman bin Muhammad, before killing General Abu Hamza al-Aziz.

"For my nation, I have risked my life many times. I will gladly die for Kahanistan." - General al-Aziz's last words, though he did not expect he would die seconds later.

"The machinery of capitalism is oiled in the blood of the people. So shall the machinery of socialism be oiled in the blood of capitalist filth." - Colonel Abia bint Abdul-Rahim al-Qaswa, pouring the blood of a murdered terrorist into a Kahanistan tank.

"Yes, I'm fine physically, no serious damage to my internals. It'll do a job on me posing for Army Boy magazine, though... the bullet left a scar. Well, they can still do it in a one-piece, or from the left, just not in a two-piece from the front." - Lt. Colonel Nadia Sklenova, on her wounds.

"I personally hate nukes, but Kraven has brought so much misery to the world... It would be a shame if they could only be defeated with these terrible weapons." - Lt. Colonel Sklenova's thoughts on a new allied superweapon she assumed was a nuke.

"...your religion has no merit, for its truths, if it has any, do not need the bullets of terrorists to back them up." - Minister of Foreign Affairs Margaret Delray, in a strongly worded letter to the Government of Neoma.

"What we have witnessed in Kraven, and everywhere Kraven soldiers set foot, is the behavior of unspeakably evil capitalist beasts who have no humanity, compassion, kindness, morality, or decency." - Senator Khalid bin Abdullah al-Omari, signing the Anti-Kraven Alliance.

"We have long held that capitalism only leads to suffering of the masses, now you have proven it." - President Mohammed bin Yusuf al-Za'if, on the massacre in Delisk, Jenrak.

" You, sir, are an idiot, a racist, and a hypocrite." - Senator Mohammed bin Abdul Haram, to the Fascist Senator Ali Ahmed bin Faisal, who wanted to destroy an entire nation because its leaders at the time were psychotic.

Grand Cardinal Nidor (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a25/Dennis134/GrandCardinal.jpg), perhaps Xirnium's greatest minister for the High Ecclesiarchy:

‘We regret to inform you that your lease on the 10 x 10 mile plot near lake Zirtyme has expired.’

-Moments after a massive Xirniumite nuclear explosion vaporised an entire Kraven industrial facility and its garrison of Saradaukar, which had been placed inside Holy Xirnium. It was the first act of violence of the legendary Xirnium-Kraven War.

OOC: I aplogize for the long windedness, and I can edit if so desired. Still, the King tends to get rather excited when reading his declarations of war. Plus, he's much much bigger than me. :)


"To the Principality of Dozle...

You have attacked the nation of Remmonlands, which resides in the Federated Klatchian Coast. In doing so, you have declared war upon the entire FKC. Let it be known that from this day forth the FKC is at war with The Principality of Dozle. If any other nation, regions, or alliances wish to help you, they also shall be at war with the FKC.

We will grind your armies into dust. Your war machines shall be displayed as a monument to your folly and as a warning to others who dare trifle with the Klatch. Your flesh shall be feasted upon by the Rotten Vernious Kinids and your name shall be blotted out from existence.

Make no mistake. We will carry out these promises and we will win."


Usually then followed by an entire listing of the current FKC states and the Great Seals of State.

[The Great Seal of the FKC President]
[The Great Seal of the Federated Klatchian Coast]

edit: I hasten to add that there are far more eloquent speakers in our region than myself. And I just found one at the moment:

"You have a choice, join the Federated Klatchian Coast, a nation of over 37 billion souls, or be run over by it." - Envoy Lord Whitmann representing the FKC to Richard Solstice, Gaurdian of the Princess of Neo Tyr

Rights? what rights do you think you have Poen? you have no rights not even the right to live unless i wish it !

In order to improve ourselves we must get rid of the sick and weak

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience." - Author Unknown

"Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand. Ignorance and prejudice, and fear, walk hand in hand..." - Author Unknown

"Walking across the thin ice of my dreams, Fearing the cold waters of reality beneath me. Yet onward I tred." - Author Unknown

"Reality is just an illusion created by alcoholic defiency" - Gabe

"Keep your mouth shut and you will never bite off more than you can chew." - W.G.P.

"Many young people die of old age." - F. J. Mills

"If you really put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price." - Anonymous

"Life is just a dream on the way to death." - The Crow: City of Angels

"Suicide is not chosen---it happens when pain exceeds resources for coping with pain" - Author Unknown

"Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?" - Author Unknown

"Icy claws with tender touches are the gifts she brings to me. Swallowed in the mindless void of sex and misery." - Author Unknown

"Wishing the night forever only brings morning death." - Author Unknown

"Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear." - Author Unknown
"What is hate, but love tortured by it's own hunger." - Author Unknown

"I've learned- that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do, is stalk them and hope they panic and give in." - Author Unknown

"Darkness brings to light more things than light itself." - Anon

"There are two kinds of pedestrians...the quick and the dead." - Author Unknown

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." - Author Unknown

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." - Josh Billings

"Our hearts are drunk with a beauty, our eyes could never see.

"Dreams are the best thing reality has to offer." - Thomas Gottschall

"It is better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you are not." -

"In life, we weep at the thought of death. Perhaps in death, we weep at the thought of life." - Earl Carol Ph

"The hardest thing in life is watching the one you love, love someone else. " - Author Unknown lostigin

"Sticks and Stones are hard on bones, aimed with angry art. Words can sting like anything, but silence breaks the heart." Verdigris

"And there you are..holding her hand..and I'm lost..trying to understand..."

"Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass."

"To be alone is the greatest freedom.
To feel alone is the lowest prison."

"Better a smart a^^than a dumb a^^

"I swear to drunk I'm not god."

"People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do."

"Second place is like being the tallest midget: No one cares."



"Blood is thicker than water and tastier than wine."

"Suicide is a way of telling God "you can't fire me... I QUIT."

"There are two choices in life: Stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead."

"Well the Lord surely must have enjoyed S&M, or he wouldn't have said, 'Turn the other cheek'."

"A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts."

"It's not the length, it's not the size, it's how many times you can make it rise!"

"Arguing over the internet is like the special olympics: if you win you're still retarded."

"Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls."

"I've got problem for your solution..."

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

"Hope is the denial of reality."

"Heh heh heh! Lisa! Vampires are just are just make-belief, just like faeries, trolls and eskimoes." -Homer Simpson

"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them."

Well, this one was rather recent, but interesting nonetheless.

"Drop all weapons and disengage all electronic warfare devices immediately. We are here to escort you to the appropriate authorities. Failure to comply will result in death." - Hakurabi soldiers to Cassiopeian commandos (Two of them were carrying the other two)

"Why don't these fuckers understand that the government just simply PWNS them?! I throw in what I got, five regiments with machineguns, and they throw in what they got, kids throwing rocks?!?! Just slain them, those people are too damn DUMB to be put in jail!"

Warchief Tamujid, Minister of Everything to his military advisors during the Big Riots.

"Do not underestimate our enemies resolve. Even the Malkir, light side puppets, are capable of creating atrocities," Darth Aelikes

"Damn, now I need to clean up after that fricken' kirtir lord's mess,"
Deep Space Janitor referring to a lieutenants execution by Darth Deshoonde (now Councilor Magriel).

I can't think of any others right now. If I find more, I'll get 'em on.

{OOC: Note that I am Roach-Busters.}

"I swear to God. The whole fucking world has gone nuts."

--Minister of Justice Chia Neng Lee--

{OOC: Note that I am Roach-Busters.}

"I swear to God. The whole fucking world has gone nuts."

--Minister of Justice Chia Neng Lee--

Hello Roach-Busters. What's with the long absense?

"So you mean we weren't suppose to blow up that city?"
- Artillery Colonel Flanders, siege of Arnon

"Far be it from me to keep a man from his death, so do you want it in the head or the chest?"
- Dankin Froud, Thrashian Bounty Hunter

"Live today, run tommorow, kill them five years later."
- I&R saying

It's not exactly from a RP, but it's from my factbook:

"Draw a line on the map and you create divisions"- Keylusus II, refuting claims that Rome would be better off having a decentralized government.

QUOTED AND TRANSLATED FROM OUR REGIONAL FORUMS

Don't question my peaceful methods, scum! Why we would EVER hurt those innocent coffee farmers?

- Starlord Kukku to leaders of Lihastein after strike of coffee industry.

That evil filth has decalred himself to pirate? That scum isn't anymore under wing of totalitarian military rule of Habahus. Prepare, we are everywhere!. You will pay for your sins!

- Starlord Kukku in his speech

Government of Empire has decided to conquer moon. Shuttle is under construction. '' Our duty is to get there before Cilta Space Organization!'' said Arto Lahti, first Imperial cosmonaut.

- Some very old material before Habahus turned FT

" Hah! Hah, surrender. . .that's a good one, you almost had me going for a minute. . . Oh? You're serious?"
- Major Fidellio Solle, on being asked to give in whilst surrounded in enemy territory and cut off from all reinforcements during the GSC (Great Southern Conflict)

" Peace is not worth this chaos. . ."
Emperor Giovanni Dominicio Gori I, while watching an uprising be brutally put down.

" No. . .no, I'm pretty sure two to the head will put him down."
1st Lt. Micci Ferrio, on being questioned by a rookie sniper whether he should use more than two shots against rebels that wore helmets.

" Il Diavolo Ali!"
5th Air Group, Corsair 2 (KIA), on spotting a Nueve Italian Royal Air Force Elite Squadron.

" Wet your sights, cock your guns, and let's gut outta here before they put us on stage."
Cpt. Antonio Orsini Gori, leading a ground raid against an enemy encampment during the GSC.

" You know I hate the attention."
Maj. Solle to the Emperor, after a ceremony in which he was presented the Hero's Star, the Highest medal a soldier in the Nueve Italian Imperial Army can attain.

" Fuck it, fuck it all, I'm done. Call my secretary, leave a message, wake me in the morning, whatever. I'm done, DONE, ya hear me?!"
Cpt. Gori to Air Force Command over the intercom during a landing sequence, on being told he was needed to run CAP for 6 more hours after doing so for half a day.

" Well that's not very nice."
General Vincent Larenzi, on being called a "pompous ass."

" Linguine and Veal Marsala? How stereotypical. . . "
Catalina Ortega, on finding out what the main course would be during a banquet at the Palace

" Tantos curvas, y yo sin frenos. . ."
Cpt. Gori, while drunk, talking to Catalina at above banquet. Roughly translated from Spanish, the second official language of the nation: " So many curves, and me without brakes."

" What, what'd I say???"
Cpt. Gori, on being slapped by Catalina for above comment.

" I have done what my father could not. We are one whole nation now. Long Live the Holy Imperial Republic. Siamo Nati Ancora!"
Emperor Giovanni Dominicio Gori I, at the end of the GSC. The last phrase is the Nueve Italian motto, "We are born again," in Italian, the official language.

that's all for now

Shouldn't someone sticky this? I'll post some decent quotes after I make up some/find some good ones after digging through my old posts.

Chairman Alexander Murdock:
"Try loading the gun next time."
"I'm sorry am I supposed to care about your opinion?"


Brig. General Leon "Revenant" Knight:
"Life seems shorter on the wrong side of a high-powered rifle..."
"Sit down. Shut up. And don't get shot. Got it?"
"Like that one time, in Morocco..."
('What are you doing?') "My job."
"Brought to you courtesy of the red, white, and blue."
"100 on 16 odds, we're on the losing side? This is gonna be fun."
"(any appropriate (or inappropriate) statement followed by) ...ladies!"
"If you ever say that again I show you how I felt!" (alluding to shoooting someone in the stomach, and making them wait for medical aid for a half hour)

Quotes by Shah Khosru III

"Leftists like animals more than people, you know how their brains 'work' my friend." - private conversation between the Shah and Generalissimo JL

"If they want to die for Iraq so bad, stop sitting around and get to dropping the VX."- The Shah commenting on the Iraq rebellion

"This is funny, the Communist refuses to confess to treason, yet confesses to being Communist, perhaps we ought to show him with the rack that they are one in the same?" -Referring to the interrogation of a Leftist Journalist

"Hahaha, Shoobans, Human? Get out of my sight you fool." Speaking to Amnesty International member

"What a sickening country, gentlemen, make their cities into Dresdens.- Speaking about Very Small Island in the second VSI war.

"Isn't democracy a contest between two demagouges, where they mobilize the people and then have one kill the other, then take the throne? Why not just be a Monarchy?"

"You have to wonder, how are regimes based on demagougery stable? Theres too many of them compared to good right wing nondemagougic governments."

"What do you mean I violate human rights? What the hell are human rights? Some kind of new religion?"

Quotes by Shah Khosru III

"Leftists like animals more than people, you know how their brains 'work' my friend." - private conversation between the Shah and Generalissimo JL

Best. Quote. Ever. :D

Let's start with this:

"Ok, I'll write up a message announcing our support for.... which side did you say we were supporting again?"
--Charles Perian, Bandurian Minister for Foreign Affairs

{OOC: These are not quotes by my characters, but I thought they were great.}

"This is clearly a ruse. J.L wouldn't allow anyone to call him crazy in a public media outlet."-The Great Leader Li (posted by MassPwnage)



"This is insane! I pray none of these policies will have an effect on Parthia. Freeing Shoobans? You may as well free horses too. What did you do with the real JL?!?"

-Shah Khosru III (posted by The Parthians)



"Parthian scientists have confirmed these findings with a variety of experiments on our own Shooban slaves, they are not human and deserve to be treated like animals. I even hunt them with a bow and arrow on horseback."

-Shah Khosru III (The Parthians again)



"The old J.L. would be nice to have back. It was the commies who turn the old J.L. into the new J.L. Now, J.L. is going nuts because of what the commies did to him."

~ Count JWolf (posted by The Transylvania)



"We of the Imperial Government have officially changed our minds. J.L. should remain an evil totalitarian megalomaniac. He's just too damn good at it." (posted by Generic empire)



"J.L. you have gone way to far this time. You tried to fool us all and the worse part is you tricked your own citizens. You truly are the worlds coldest most heartless bastard. You should rot in the bowels of hell for all eternity."

-President Michael W. Nellis (posted by Nellisland)



"Nice one, very nice. Almost brought a tear to my eye... not for those damn hippies of course."

-President-General Mitchell C. Craig (posted by The Burnsian Desert)



"This monster is an affront to the Almighty God and all of humanity. The whore of a mother who brought this thing into the world must die horribly, as you have prescribed. The thing that has come from her womb must also be put to prolonged agony as punishment for insulting the creatures of the Almighty and the saving grace of the Lord Christ."

-His Holiness, Bohuslav Nr'iensk
Archbishop of sofia (Generic empire again)



"So says the certifiably insane Dictator. Go back to your padded-cell and comfy strait-jacket and worry about Communists attacking your country. Let your wife work instead." (posted by Skinny87)



"You guys are absolute bastards! I can not believe I used to call RB an ally! Rot in hell all of you!"

-President Michael W. Nellis (Nellisland again)



"We find your attempts at finding a reason to attack our allies quite amusing. As the great Shah and Genneralisimo have stated, Shoobans are NOT human. They are animals. Tell me, Mr. President, your nation is not run by the Animal Liberation Front, now, is it?

If so, then you are probably against hunting. Ah, yes, hunting. Shooban hunting is one of my nation's most favorite passtimes. Nothing beats closing with your prey and slowly tearing its head off of its shoulders with your bare hands, listening to his cries for help. Of course, the help never comes, for his cowardly friends are too concerned with saving themselves. Animal instinct at its finest, Mr. President."

-Emperor Helldawg V (posted by Doomingsland)



"People don't have a mind that is designed for ruling. Only a Shah, King, Emperor, Sultan, or Generalissimo can do something like that, the people are too stupid to. They know what they want, but what they want is often harmful to the nation, like free health care. My father was ruthless, but he was not a bastard, you half Shooban."

-Shah Khosru III (The Parthians again)



"I would be delighted to attend, if only to save that poor girl from improper parenthood and learning how to mercilessly hunt Shoobans. We don't need a junior you on this planet."

Paolo Fernando Orbitello
Junior Deputy Prime Minister (posted by Pacitalia)



"J.L., my old friend, HAVE YOU GONE FUCKING INSANE?!?!?!"

-Emperor Helldawg V (Doomingsland again)



"Having respect for a creation of Satan is the same as respecting Lucifer himself. This is blasphemy, and for this you shall be punished by the good and mighty Lord, and thrown forever into the most putrid depths of Hell with your dark master, Satan."

Bohuslav Nr'iensk,
Archbishop of Sofia (Generic empire again)



"I hope Shoobans will not be given rights they do not deserve. This move is utterly shocking to me, how can we give so called "rights" to the population which is ignorant? Its rather absurd, the people know nothing, least of all unions."

-Shah Khosru III (The Parthians again)



"You must be of the opinion that God is the soft and weak God that your leftist society would have you believe. Your corrupt protestant churches atheist governments have polluted the notion of the Almighty so that he is as nothing. But that is not how the divine exists, for he is the one absolute truth, and he will have his vengeance upon you and your society for your perversion of his name. Let his justice fall upon you as it falls upon the creations of his nemesis, Lucifer, in the form of the righteous hands of Generia, Roach-Busters, and Parthia. Let his name echoe in the crack of every whip, that the world may be purified of leftist corruption.

Praise to his name!"

-Bohuslav Nr'iensk,
Archbishop of Sofia (Generic empire again)



"Look how the atheist scum naturally turn to the frayed logic of their dark master. But they are not atheists at all, for since they have no God, they follow the way of darkness, the way of evil, the way of sin and Satan, the path to eternal death. Let them wander into the fires and brimstone saunas of the abyss, that we of the enlightened way shall never be forced to look upon them in the presence of the one truth, the Almighty God."

-Bohuslav Nr'iensk,
Archbishop of Sofia (Generic empire again)



"To die is a merciful fate for the spawn of Satan. I personally have spent days, occasionally weeks, torturing the monsters into admitting to their status as the spawn of Lucifer, and making them realize the true path of the Almighty God and the Lord Christ, that they may be relinquished from their lives of darkness and be allowed passage back through the dark gates to join their evil master."

-Bohuslav Nr'iensk,
Archbishop of Sofia (Generic empire again)



"Done nothing to the Almighty?! Their very existence is an affront to his name! To serve him we cannot "let them go" as you so conveniently suggest! They must be purged, for it is as god wills it, to defeat the enemy Lucifer and all of his creations. You insult him with your defense of his enemy! You affront him as they, and prove yourself no more worthy, nay, less so than those miserable abominations you seek to save from justice!"

-Bohuslav Nr'iensk,
Archbishop of Sofia (Generic empire again)



"What they speak in their confession is the truth, and therefore it is the Almighty who wills it from them, as his sit he ultimate and sole absolute truth. Satan's power is no match for that of The Authority, and the miserable beings crumble under his will. The truly faithful will not renounce the truth to save themselves from martyrdom, yet for the creations of Lucifer, there is no martyrdom, for their existence is temporal and bound to his black essence."

-Bohuslav Nr'iensk,
Archbishop of Sofia (Generic empire again)



"God's authority is absolute. There can be no 'trial' of God, for any 'evidence' against him you might produce would be so insignificant according to his flawless and absolute will that it would be moot, and you would still be damned for eternity to the fires of your maker, Satan."

-Bohuslav Nr'iensk,
Archbishop of Sofia (Generic empire again)



"I do not, as you, pretend to be able to dictate the fate of God's creations, however, Shoobanity is a creation of the dark lord Satan, and its fate is assured through the absolute will of the Almighty and the teachings of his only son Christ, whom he dispatched to die for the sins of God's people, who would follow his will and aid in the destruction of the creations of his nemesis."

-Bohuslav Nr'iensk,
Archbishop of Sofia (Generic empire again)



"Their very existence is proof that they are created by Satan. God would never create something as vile and disgusting as they, lest his name be impurified, and as the name of the Almighty is pure by nature, it cannot be impurified by the creation of the impure. Thus, the Shooban is a creation of the impure, and the evil."

-Bohuslav Nr'iensk,
Archbishop of Sofia (Generic empire again)



"Then assuming you do not lie, though I am certain you do, due to the very essence of your imperfect nature as corrupted by your dark lord Satan, your proof must be a product of evil and thus be by nature flawed."

-Bohuslav Nr'iensk,
Archbishop of Sofia (Generic empire again)



"Due to your repeated heretical and Satanist declarations, I have no choice but to do God's will, and take measures to purge your vile, black, worthless souls of their heathen mortal bodies and commit them to eternal suffering and damnation in Hell.

President Michael W. Nellis and the leader of the nation of LannaN are hereby declared enemies of God, Christ, the Holy Virgin, and their Holy Orthodox Church here on Earth. To any who can deliver these servants of Lucifer into my hands, dead or alive, eternal salvation and a blessed life on Earth shall be forever yours. May God bless your noble quest, and deliver sinners to justice through his arms on Earth."

-Bohuslav Nr'iensk,
Archbishop of Sofia (Generic empire again)



"That's right, you will see he is in heaven. And you will be looking up at him from the fiery damnation of hell."

-Pope Pius XI (posted by Borman Empire)

Here are some quotes from the Generalissimo himself:


“Oh, please. Do you really think I should let public opinion dictate how I govern?”

-Generalissimo J.L.


“After viewing these polls, I am pleased to note that world opinion is not as hopelessly fucked as I once believed it was. Kudos to all who voted favorably.”

-Generalissimo J.L.


“You are an even lower scum than that slutty crackwhore who gave birth to that putrid 'baby.' Tell me, you wouldn't happen to be of Shooban descent, would you?”

-Generalissimo J.L.


“If a Shooban and a communist were mixed together, the result wouldn't be as repulsive as you, you coprophagus scum!”

-Generalissimo J.L.


“You said we treat Shoobans "like they are the scum of the Earth." Well, since they are the scum of the Earth, is not our treatment of them appropriate?”

-Generalissimo J.L.


“Didn't your mother once tell you, "You never know if you'll like something unless you try it?" Well, I suggest you follow that advice. Can you honestly tell me you have killed a Shooban before? Try it, my friend. It is an extremely entertaining pasttime. I highly recommend it.”

-Generalissimo J.L.


“Shoobans are not as good as anyone else. They are the lowest scum on the planet, even lower than communists.”

-Generalissimo J.L.


“The young lady is hardly in need of assistance from a coprophiliac clod of garbage like yourself. I am doing an outstanding job parenting her, and she has a natural affinity for Shooban hunting. To deprive her of this, her favorite sport, would utterly crush her spirit.”

-Generalissimo J.L.


“Only a barbarian, a freak, a moron, or a sub-Shooban would debase himself to eat Shooban meat.”

-Generalissimo J.L.


“My dear, God did not create the Shoobans. They were created by Satan, just as the communists were.”

-Generalissimo J.L.


“Looking in a thesaurus is far more refreshing than looking at that ugly mug meant to pass off as your face.”

-Generalissimo J.L.


“I wasn't intending to be humorous, you brainless lout. Why don't you pull your head out of your hairy ass and use what little brainpower that tiny morsel of shit can muster and at least attempt to think?”

-Generalissimo J.L.


"Oh, you know how it is. Exploit the poor, smoke like a chimney, eat luscious and lavish meals that clog my arteries, execute commies, enslave new lands, rule with an iron fist, kill Shoobans. The usual."

-Generalissimo J.L.


“You fool, how dare you insult my people that way! They are not retards merely for rejecting Marxist-Leninist gangsterism. I do not see how it is 'sad' that a great man such as myself gained control of an entire nation. It is a blessing for all those who oppose leftism. I do not fear your Third World hellhole of a nation in the slightest.”

-Generalissimo J.L.

"When everybody has a gun, there's no coercion, just individual conscience. That's how God made us: Equal."

- Gunther Karlburg when questioned about vigilanteism and violence in Barkozy.

"If there is no choice, how can there be any virtue? How can you be a good man if you can't be a bad man?"

- Gunther Karlburg on decadence and anarchy in Barkozy

"I bet the Shah of Parthia or the leaders of the Kraven corporation never risked their lives in a gunfight. They're cowards. I mean, they could be doing their crazy killing themselves and letting people fight them, but instead they just oppress oppress oppress. Bandits here are not cowards. Yes they kill but they get killed a lot, too."

- Erwin Karlburg when a reporter questioned that he had any power



*Gunther Karlburg is an ex-mercenary who now runs a talk TV show similar to a blog. He is the brother of Erwin Karlburg.

*Erwin Karlburg is the leader of the South Barkozy Security Professionals, considered a mercenary group allied with an importer to form the second largest goods import and distribution coalition.

"People of Kahanistan! For too long, we have been puppets of imperialist powers! First, the Freeks move in, attack us and our allies lift nary a finger. They slaughtered our people, imposed the unspeakably barbarous hell of Puritania on six million Kahanistanians, the Coward-in-Chief capitulates to them without a fight, and the Amestrians take advantage of our defeat, the desperation of a broken and defeated people, and pour trillions of Golden Hobbeses into our nation, hoping to rebuild it and make us dependent on them, to make us part of their imperialist regime! And they will not stop with Kahanistan, they have moved in here without even finishing with Torontia! Their lust for land is so great that they, in their infinite greed, must eat one meal without even swallowing the last! But we will make them vomit us up before they can swallow us whole!" - General Abdullah Hassan al-Ghazi, on his views toward Amestria.

"That is malicious Amestrian propaganda. The demonstrators had already assembled, and I, as a presidential candidate, decided to do some impromptu electioneering. The Amestrians have never liked me, and of course they would blame me for the violence that the rioters committed. Next I hear, they will be accusing me of ordering the attack on their Embassy, as if these people are taking orders from anybody. As for my plans to become a dictator, that is simply absurd. The Supreme Soviet would never go for it, any more than they would allow the current Coward-in-Chief to be a dictator." - General Abdullah Hassan al-Ghazi, to an Amestrian journalist who asked his views on those who accused him of starting the 2006 Najaster riots.

"I joined the rioters. I picked up a cinderblock, and I smashed in the windshield of a police car. I couldn't tell you why I did it. I wasn't close with any of the other rioters. I had never had any encounters with the police. I simply felt that I could do something illegal in broad daylight, and get away with it, and that's what I did. That is what mob mentality is." - General Abdullah Hassan al-Ghazi, on his personal experience with mob mentality.

"I would say it is proof of the unspeakable barbarity and hypocrisy of the State of Amestria. Notice that the Kahanistan police are also indiscriminately firing ordnance into the crowds, but theirs is non-lethal. The murderous Amestrians, however, fire millions of live rounds into demonstrators and any civilians caught in the middle. That so-called liberal democracy no longer needs deny the atrocious crimes in Torontia when they openly commit massacres in a nation that calls them an ally." - General Abdullah Hassan al-Ghazi, on the Amestrian use of lethal force against rioters in Najaster, the capital of Kahanistan.

"Speaking of hypocrisy, I personally find their opposition to my candidacy for President quite amusing, given that they themselves are about to elect a known pervert and sociopathic child-rapist to their own highest office. I hate to sling mud here, but it is the truth. The Amestrians talk big about my alleged mental instability and they want to vote in a known child molester as President. It makes me sick." - General Abdullah Hassan al-Ghazi, on leading Amestrian presidential candidate Kasumi Liscel.

"At the time of the surrender, Kahanistan had 1.5 million troops and 10 million armed civilians, facing 800,000 Sentinels. Had Mr. al-Za'if allowed us to fight, we would have been able to easily encircle and defeat the Sentinels, similar to the Battle of Stalingrad 60 years ago. Mr. al-Za'if did no more than save the lives of 800,000 sons of Shaitan from their rightful fates of being doomed to the fires of Hell, far from the love of Allah. Had the Freekish forces been defeated there, Kahanistan would be a world power, and Kraven would probably be a democracy by now." - General Abdullah Hassan al-Ghazi, on Kahanistan President Mohammed bin Yusuf al-Za'if.

"Yes, two to three hundred million had died, out of over a billion. After the Freeks were defeated, the seven or so hundred million refugees would have flocked back, much as they did when the Freeks left. Our troops were too disorganized until near the end to offer resistance at the level that Kraven has, despite our defense budget at the time being larger than that of Kraven. But at Najaster our troops could have easily fought the Sentinels close-in, and defeated them and put Azrael's head in the Museum of War in Najaster." - General Abdullah Hassan al-Ghazi, on what he thought the remaining Kahanistan military could have done if President al-Za'if had not surrendered to AMF.

"The Kahanistan military in Torontia spat on everything that Kahanistan has stood for for centuries, rather than risk an incident with Amestria, and now both nations are paying for it in... what was the term Kraven used? The blood of their innocents. They did this because Kahanistan's cowardly leaders did not want to jeopardize the aid that flows in from Amestria and lines the pockets of the Supreme Soviet. We are not so much a puppet of the Amestrian military as we are one of their government. The Amestrian military, like that of Kahanistan, is controlled by their respective government, if I remember correctly. Kahanistan is not completely under Amestrian control yet, if they were, they would have used the same indiscriminate lethal force tactics against the rioters that the Amestrians are using, but while in Torontia Kahanistan refusal to accept the edicts of the Amestrian occupiers would have triggered an international incident, in Kahanistan the Amestrians' actions speak for themselves." - General Abdullah Hassan al-Ghazi, on the Torontian conflict, Kahanistan's involvement with atrocities, and his paranoid belief that the Amestrians control Kahanistan.

"Bite my furry blue arse."

- King Kurt II

"By the skies!" - Common Fourheartsmen exclaimation

"Look here Private, I know your new to the Queen's Cross and all, but here I'm Commander Drake. I'm not "Prince Drake", not "Your highness", and I am certainly NOT "Your Majesty." So the next time you need to get my attention you sound off with "SIR!" you got that Private?" - Prince Drake informing a young private that he isn't a royal when he's on his airship.

"I'll do it."

"You know he's liable to knock you out right?"

"That's why I'm doing it. If a Man is willing to risk his life to save somebody elses and get through all 200 pounds of me in order to do it, then by the skies it'd be an honor to get knocked out by such a man." - SGT. Spade vollunteering to stop Prince Drake from leaving the King's Cross again in order to mount another rescue mission during the evacuation of the Kingdom Isles. Prince Drake was able to rescue 45 people on his skysail, before the Fleet had to leave. The King ordered Prince Drake to stay put, but he refused. In attempting to leave, he knocked out SGT. Spade.

"Surrender is betrayal."
-Sovereign Arbiter Peffe Tannen


"You. Identify this man and inform the family he was a traitor to the Reichsführer [note: Reichsfuehrer is the old term I used for Sovereign Arbiters, no connection to the Third Reich] and to the Governance and that he was killed by the Reichsführer's Elite Guard for attempting to usurp the Throne."
- TQ-191, Elite Sucellan Stormtrooper at the Palace of the Tannen Family


"Tseka uzn doagoetz airwu."

"Tseka tstau gahfe!"
- High Chancellor Wolfgang Rosenthal regarding the since-cancelled assassination of Peffe Tannen and the rule of his heir, Tofov Tannen, respectively. The first is a Tannenmillian phrase meaning "Death will not prevail," and the second means "Death to you," said to Tofov Tannen in a letter.


"To the Pig Tofov Tannen:

We know you killed your father. The Chancellory has escaped, and we will return with an army double the size of Airgtheforce. Your 'Divine' Governance will fall, and you with it. I look forward to the day that I see your ugly fucking head on a pike on the lawn of the Arbitral Palace, with your body chopped into a thousand pieces and given to the citizens of the Sucellan Governance to play with. I shall see you in Hell, Tofov.

TSEKA TSTAU GAHFE
High Chancellor Wolfgang Rosenthal of the Sucellan Governance
Under Sovereign Arbiters Aven and Peffe Tannen
Sovereign Arbiter of the Sucellan Governance"
- The aforementioned letter from High Chancellor Wolfgang Rosenthal, to "Sovereign Arbiter Tofov Tannen of the Divine Governance, Acting With the Will of God."


"We must find and punish the responsible parties. I am in talks with the Council of the Governance and Parliament to form the Divinity of the Governance. We will be stronger! We will fight harder! And we will avenge my father's death!"
- Sovereign Arbiter Tofov Tannen, murderer of and heir of Sovereign Arbiter Peffe Tannen. Now a non-existant character due to the roleplay he was involved in never taking off. I love the insanity of the character, however, and want to have a ruler like him in the Governance's history eventually.

"Another victory for the dogs of the Claw!"

-Crew Cheif Ericsson, after Delta 03's intercept of unknown bandit threatening a Kahanistani civilian plane.

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"Fire the I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannons?! What in God's name are those?!"

-Anonymous Velkyan Army soldier during the Hatarian-Questerian War.

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"Roll-out devil dogs, time to hunt."

-Tank commander Vladimir Corinski during the First Kraven War.

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"And that's how baby dwarfs are made."

"Ewwwww!"

-Anonymous

"Flatten them. Him. Flatten him."
--The Overseer of Ximea, regarding Placeness or its dictator.

"Why do you fear death when you love adventure? Death is the greatest change you'll ever experiance." -Lt. Commander Frost

"I wonder how I would look in one of those kimononos..." - Ambassador Kayla Harmone (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v258/Iuthia/Characters/Kayla_by_InKpUdDlE.jpg), slightly drunk.

"If yers don't loot thens yer muss kill!"

National Motto, first said by Captain Blodlimp during the Toop Moon campaign

"You can never escape the eye of the Tiger!

Gen.Jon Passmore.
1st Tigerlanian civil war

"This is the end of the Bigining, The Bigining of the end."
Grand Admeral Lienov
The 3rd Covenental Crusade,Just before the Tigerlanaian fleet met its end.

"I would have it no other way”
General Caracas - describing the thousand ship naval bombardment of the Kraven Corporation Capital Police during the Xirnium War.

“Fire”
Lord Balor, Emperor of Yallak – giving the order that sent 300,000 cruise missiles into the major populous centres of the nation of Torontia

"Freedom is such an delicate flower. But the scent of it blooming makes it all worth the while" Gyrobot

OOC: Ah, now I can remember a decent one that (fortunately) not many have ICly noticed.

"Speaking on the behalf of the cabinet and the people, we do not always agree with the Freek Government's ways of dealing with it's opponents, it at least gets the job done." - Excerpt from a public statement by USNSEA Minister of Foreign Affairs Joshua Lin on the Joint Condemnation of AMF Actions by Samtonia and Pacitalia.

"Just Trust me,Run now."
SSu Mikoyan,on opposing countries.

"Well,What do ya know?"
Adm.Andri Popov,On the massing attack force during the Usean-Xharn war.

"What Now..."
Several Usean Solders in Frenzia.

"Designations of Wolf Brigade 'Panzerfaust Battalion' are the following"

"First Team, Alpha 88666 Code, Delta 645, Wolf Brigade Unit one"

"THX 8414"
"ASF 8311"
"THQ 8787"
"ABO 7613"
"XAQ 185"

"Second Team, Alpha 553421 Code, Beta 8875, Wolf Brigade Unit two"

"ZAS 8871"
"LLW 9091"
"OUW 8782"
"OJH 99013"
"JHA 90113"

"Third Team, Alpha 63632 Code, Tango 71414, Wolf Brigade Unit three"

"CCF 87871"
"CCA 90813"
"DDE 89714"
"OOR 99842"
"UAQ 90193"

"Extermination Squad 889414, Code Delta 555252, Wolf Brigade Unit four"

"OIQ 86141"
"PLA 90131"
"DDP 97813"
"KNV 09131"
"LKW 88112"

"Anti Tank Squad 0813122, Code Charlie 090911, Wolf Brigade Unit five

.....

Quoted from a Captured Wolf Brigade Trooper, who when asked to State the Designations of his Comerades, Spent the next hour Reeling off the Designation of each Trooper in His battalion, All 1,000,000 of them....

This just in, the leader of Banduria sleeps in bunny slippers and diapers.
We have proof from His maid Ima Ghost. It must be true!!! We must form a group to point and laugh at their leader constantly until they remove the Bunny Slippers.

Also, The leader of the Armed Republic of Kravania pours Raw Sewage into his nations Drinking water, We have proof from Mr.Seymor Butts. We must stop this horrible tactic, I suggest an enviromental investigation.

The Government of Jagonia is trying to summon an unholy demon named Fred to help them take over the world. Priest INSERT NAME has defected and told us this information.

We must stop these Threats.
Note all of the previous message is satire and should not be taken seriously. We apologize to any INSERT NAMEs, Ima Ghosts, and Seymor Butts in the world.

-Lone Alliance News, making satire of the false announcement from Kravania that said Stoddenia is producing WMDs for terrorist groups.

Quote from Anthony Munoz, General of the military:

"Well, if we can't shoot them, then find another way to kill those sons of b****es."

" A small victory for an otherwise hopeless cause."
- Senator Ignatius Lucchese (RIP), on a Republican Forces victory during a current war

" I'm a hard man to kill."
- Emperor Antonio Orsini Gori

" It's very simple. Just point and press. Don't you love technology?"
- Field Marshal telling a new recruit how to use his rifle

" This isn't gonna work."
" Why say that now?!"
" Because this is always the moment when someone has to say 'this isn't gonna work'. Didn't you read the manual?"
- 11th Elite Guard Regiment upon preparing to storm an enemy base

" So, what's better: war, or sex?"
" . . .You're serious?"
" . . . No, it's just things got quiet, and I got bored, so . . . yea."
501st Brigade Patrol group

Another one:

"You know, I’d call you all spineless but I realize that might actually be giving you a compliment."- Consul Gn. Valerius Maderia to a gathering of Canadian politicians after realizing all they could do is bicker.

"The pen may be mightier than the sword, but the gun trumps both."

"Never trust dead certs."
General Jalfainer

"New plan, while you whine about the horrors of war, I save your worthless arse from the oh-so-innocent-non-aggressive Carlusites!"
Captain Felfner chides a new recruit

"No matter what the ancient prophecies say, the fact remains that your dieing and I'm not."
Supreme-Commandant Hallget's words to his would-be religous assasin

"I hope, Captain, that we are remembered as men who did enough.Such a rare honour, and such a great one. That was a damn good quote, someone write it down!"
Admiral Kekler, just before his bridge exploded.

"Too bad no last words are springing into my mind. I always wanted to be remembered for my last words."
An unknown soldiers ironic last words

"I have become as a god! None can defeat me!"
"Prove it!"(Fires Rifle)
General(then private)Shirp kills insane God Emperor Carlus

"Bastards! I wasn't bloody well finished yet!"
Boozia's greatest hero, Field Marshall Schmaldt's last words

"Cutting off the head wont necacerilly kill the body. Ckickens just rush arond making a mess, and worms multiply."
General Mitters

I know where "protecting the galaxy" and "crushing the evil" lead. To planet-killers that people think are justified because they're white, gold, and called the "hammer of rightious smiting". Good guys are good, bad guys are bad, we sit on the fence. No mixing around.
Commodore Dernels

If I said "fire at will" I'd go down in history books. About war crime trails, but still...
Battery Commander Dolpern

Nobody looks after us, new guy. Except us. We are the jolly red troopers, and without us, there is no Boozia.

I'm on a poster! I'm famous! You know you've got reputation when your on enemy propaganda!
Anonymous

"It is generally accepted that an advancement in weaponry must coincide with a mutual advancement in mentality. Where weapons of awesome strength are given to those without awesome restraint, the desire to use such weapons is so overpowering as to lead to possible Armageddon. Minds of increased caution must always control weapons of increased destruction."
~ Extract from the State of Union address by Alphonso Garibaldi, 1st President of the United States of Human Space Colonies, addressing the USHSC Congress in the aftermath of the Colonial Civil War.

“Miss Wakefield, send a message to Space Force Command and inform them we have been fired upon and are engaging. Then, would you be so kind as to fire phasers at those drones, prime a spread of Quantum torpedoes and send them in the Doombringer's direction?”
~ Commander Harry Redwall in temporary command of the USS Lance Armstrong, upon receiving fire from the Sephriothan Super Star Destroyer Doombringer.

"Comrades, We are to intervene in The Marxist State, to show solidarity, and help crush those capitalist bastards. That bastard there? Very soon, he'll be a good capitalist. Why? Because soon he'll be dead. And the only good capitalist as we know comrades, is a dead one." - Soviet Premier Comrade Vladimir Kuschev Of The Iron Curtain Soviet Imperium Of The Pan-Soviet Union, on the leader of a Capitalist rebellion in The Marxist State.

As a semi-bump, I must say, Halberdgardia's quotations are some of the best, followed by Doomingsland's, The Parthians' and Roach-Busters'. :D

"HA HA!! I saw that!! you blinked!!"
'Shut up'
"I beat you!!"
'SHUT UP!!'
"Your a loser"
'SHUT UP!!'
"Your just jealous coz I beat you!!"
'SHUT UP!!'
"King of the jungle now!!"
'Wha??'
*That made no sense. Wang doesent HAVE any eye's. how could he lose??*
:Shh. That should keep him busy for at least a few days!!:
*Point taken*
(Not actually one of mine. This was from a webcomic, bigger than cheeses, in which Thanatos had just beaten his pet rock Wang in a staring contest.)

"Wait, wait, wait. Your saying he shot you in the face?? How are we talking then?? You should be dead. He shot you in the face. as in, a bullet went through your thick skull. as in, YOUR DEAD."
"NO!! You don't understand. He shot me in the FACE."
"...Yes... Which mean's your face, that ugly thing on your head."
"You just dont get it."
"What's not to get. He fired a bullet. You said it hit you in the face. He's using explosive rounds. Your not only dead, your face is also splattered around the room."
"See, you just dont understand!!"
(Arguement taking place between me and someone on a diff site about a year ago. This was a FT rp. He had been shot at with the equivalent of a WH40k Heavy bolter. HE said he was hit in the face. The mustard was such a godmodder.... It's not as funny as it was then... but still sorta kinda is!!)

"That was MY taco."
"Takes one to know one"
"Shut up and give me back my taco!!"
"I know you are but what am I??"
"A taco theif"
"Touche dude... touche..." *Stabs eye's out with a toothpick "TACO THAT!!"
(You don't wanna know...)

"Here's a dollar. Buy a clue." -- President Mike Sarzo

"Do all AIs ask rhetorical questions to annoy humans?"
Takes one to know one, meatbag.
Attributed to Djehuty and anonymous.

Humans and their glands are not a good mixture. This is why I've chosen to chaper- *BANG CRASH VARIOUS DRUNKEN LAUGHS AND SUCH* Excuse me. I have a child in adult human skin to berate for several minutes. And possibly cure of a hangover.
Meeting of delegates for possible allied trade aboard the captured starliner Nem Tessarosa.

"Fuck!"
I'd ask you to refrain from using that language... It's not neccessary.
"Look at the sensor profile."
... FUCK!

"UH-OH, they's hittin' are sheelds!"
Bridge Officer Gunz
During the Nova-Boozian incident
Resulted in the death of said Bridge Officer at the hands of former Heap Captain Gritzk.

Extra quotes:

"Ahh, reminds me of grade school!"'
-Vector the Bounty Hunter, while watching a mugging in progress

"You know what? I'm getting tired. Would you mind just lying down and letting me stab you? Its gonna happen anyway, so I'd like it if you just did it without a fuss."
-Vector the Bounty Hunter, after defeating six droidekas, a small company of imperial stormtroopers, one AT-AT walker, and finding himself NOW faced with two sith lords.

"JUST LIKE HOOOOOOOOOME!"
-Vector the Bounty Hunter, diving over a bar counter in a hail of gunfire.

"Do you know who we are?" Reichmarshal to Port Xi'an's Mayor in Northern Leafanistan


"You are devils, demons sent by a machine. We get the news even far out here." The Mayor's Response

"-Each day that passes, i feel that i'm becoming less a human, and more a killing machine...
You stop being a human the moment you accepted this mission, so don't come crying your conscience out, for you are a KILLER!"
Gerd Schertzinger to Ludwig von Kniperode

Hello, The nation of Brydog has decided to improve the roads in Yassia after learn of their..., I can't do speech good bye.
Alexander Romanov, after turning into a coyote

More soon

Not many yet...

Prime Minister Timothy Kaine, on the end of multi-party democracy in Roach-Busters: That's ancient history, isn't it? Speaking seriously, however, I'm reminded of a quote by Abraham Lincoln, in which he said, referring to the possibility of the xenophobic, anti-Catholic Know-Nothing Party getting into power, "I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretence of loving liberty — to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be take pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy." Roach-Busters is a despotic nation; it has only now removed the hypocrisy of claiming to be a democratic state.
Link to post (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10475384&postcount=21)

Admiral Thad Cochrane (USN; retired), CEO of Baltimore Shipyards, in a speech given on the christening of the first modern, Baltimore Shipyards-built, ships of the Naktan Navy: What we build matters. We may be building warships, but we see them as being built in the service of peace. Because, as George Orwell put it, 'People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.' Today, a new batch of rough Natkans stand ready to do violence on behalf of their nation against a pirate foe, thanks to us at Baltimore Shipyards, and - more importantly - thanks to their own willingness to fight for liberty.
Link to post (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10408619&postcount=17)

"Businessmen are soldiers for commerce in suits and ties."-- Amara Cruon,
Trade Minister

"We will spread worker capitalism in every nation and in every town on earth."
Amara Cruon, Trade Minister

"A just economy leads to greater riches for all."
Amara Cruon, Trade Minister

"The Citizens Assembly has a right to kick out any person in the Commonalitarianism just like the Athenians and the Romans did."

Myles Ming Brown, Commonarch

"We will eventually be able to sweep the seas of the scourge of stealthed nuclear submarines and be able to live in peace."

Myles Ming Brown, Commonarch

"Protect your borders quietly with a hammer, reach out to get trade with an open palm and a sack of time credits."

Myles Ming Brown, Commonarch

"The best government is the government which creates citizens capable of governing themselves, standing up for themselves, and building a better tomorrow without the need of excessive government interference."-- Deena Brown, First Mother of the Citizens Assembly

"You want to know how I got where I am today? I just remembered one simple thing: People are stupid, governments more so."
-former CEO of Pale Rider Arms and Regent-Elect of Otagia Anthony Quetzal

"Do you know who we are?" Reichmarshal to Port Xi'an's Mayor

"You are devils, demons sent by a machine. We get the news even far out here." The Mayor's Response
TKC, you should add where Port Xi'an is located in, not many people know where it is or have heard of the nation of Leafanistan.

"you expect me to beleive my entire army was wiped out by you!" - Warmaster Death to the Assasin Maldevessa

"yes, your right, i should have beleived you, any chance of mercy?" -Warmaster Death five minutes later

TKC, you should add where Port Xi'an is located in, not many people know where it is or have heard of the nation of Leafanistan.

Done and done

OOC:

"Do you remember Hangda, that I told you to pull your forces out of The All Soviet States, and you said something like I should know better than to intervene in Sterino military affairs?

Well I did intervene in Sterino military affairs! Now, who knows better? You who is going to die in his own grave arranged for him, or I, standing looking down? Tell me that!

It must be you! You now know better than not to have defied me!

As I said in my responding communique, The Iron Curtain Soviet Imperium Of The Pan-Soviet Union does not make threats. Only Iron-Clad promises.
I told you, that you had sealed the coffin upon your stinking, pathetic corpse. And I also told you, in my words, that I Will Bury You.

So it has come to pass."

-Soviet Premier Comrade Vladimir Kuschev to President Hangda of Sterino who ordered a kidnapping in The All Soviet States, which The Pan-Soviet Union was protecting.
Following a failure to heed The Pan-Soviet Union calls for Sterino to cease the operations, The Pan-Soviet Union sent a navy deployment to Sterino, leading to Hangda to flee, only to be captured and buried alive by Soviet Premier Comrade Vladimir Kuschev.

Sterino is now a Satellite State of The Pan-Soviet Union.