NationStates Jolt Archive

(OOC: before we start, I'm hoping that Little Mexico doesn't exist as a nation/province, if so and you think i've invaded you rest assured that i havn't...... yet, oki, i recently formed a Spooty military and need desperatly to test it out, i've created an island called Little Mexico, shock horror, it's Mexico scaled down, map to came shortly, and so onto the RPing)

Mr Spiff walked into his office and threw his hat over to the hatstand, it missed horribly and flew some way out of the window, he sighed before sitting down, leaning back and pouring himself a Martini, Mr Spoot had kept a tidy office before Spiff came along, of course Mr Spoot had died of a heart attack but that was irrelevant, again he sighed just to fill the uncomfortable silence, a Little Purple Monkey climbed through the window and took off with Spiff's wallet, he seemed to entrenched in his own thoughts to notice.

The door crashed open as several aides rushed in, each one holding a thick wad of paper, when does this damn job end?! He asked himself knowing full well the answer was a flat, never, soon the horde of aides, each one asking important issues, whittled down to just one, he was a meek young lad who almost trembled in front of the portly Spiff,
he asked "so laddy, you got me any news?" The boy quivered, he handed over a sheet of paper, on it a map
"your recently appointed General Splam says that we should attack this place!" He pointed to the island, it seemed vaguely familiar to Spiff
"why, this is Little Mexico, the place we dumped off all those Halflings." Mr Spiff remembered the day when he and Spoot set them free
"yessir, he said that the Halflings are, well, pissed, and they need a state to call their own, this one is perfect!" The boy had stopped quivering and seemed to be more confident
"hmmm, okay if he deems it nessasery!"

And so the military mobilised, the Zeppelin transports were packed with soldiers and the fighter escorts loaded with fuel and ammo, General Splam made a speech before leaving he said "now; Little Mexico, soon; well, we hadn't really thought about that, give it time!"

(OOC: unless anyone else want's to i'll be RPing the Little Mexicans, if you want to aid the Little Senor's then go go, i'll be watching)

Mind if i send some troops to aid you? My Conscripts need some frist had experience. with permission from spooty i will send 30 million men (3/4s of my army) to little mexico

Telegram From Mr Spiff to TIR

Permission granted, but save some of them for us lot, we need a little more experience than the quite militaristic TIR, no offence, i'll stop now.

Little Mexico Reports

"Senor Spootayo, the Spootmen are coming, they bring weapons and things, they don't look like the're here for peace!" A small halfling wandered into Spootayo's chambers, he had suddenly been awoken from his slumber, it was fiesta time and according to Little Mexican laws the Little Mexican would need to be shot, one of the guards stirred, pointed his gun and fired, the Mexican fell.

Three Hours Later

The Ringleader Guard were standing guns pointed at the sleeping Mexicans, this was almost too easy.

There were five of them and they thought that the Mexicans would protect a govenor a bit better than this.

One of the Mexican guards stirred, looked one of the ringleaders dead in the eye, and then fired, this awoke the other sleeping Mexicans who also began firing, this awoke more and more Mexicans leading to a mass gunfight.

There were no Tanks here yet, they would arrive later in the much slower steamships, and so the Spooty's had to fight against the far hardier Little Mexicans, they were smaller making them less easier to hit.

A Biplane squad flew overhead, the Schmeil guns began to pelt out ammo over the fortress, there was nothing distinguishing enemy from friend leaving many Spooty's dying to friendly fire, hastily the officers ordered a full retreat to the main Spooty base camp.

The Imperial Race launched a massive Blitzkreig attack on the Nation meeting up with the troops from spooty. They have begun hunting rebels and rounding up ant- Nagi supporters

I also wish to send 100,000 soldiers to invade little mexico as training.

(OOC: Nagi?)

The Imperial Race had crashed upon the weak Mexican line, they fought like devils shooting as many TIR soldiers before dying themselves, Tequilla was set on fire and thrown as a weapon, this practice was stopped by the officers who threatened to shoot anyone wasting good Tequilla.

Fortification after fortification fell as the Mexciano Spooty's prepared for a final last stand, in the large City of Spootolician all troops were being prepped for the last stand, they were each given a rifle many bullets and a full bottle of Tequilla for drinking only, they waited on the city walls looking out upon the open plain.

(OOC: this has gone by a bit quick, with the permission of all involved i'm gonna drag out a really long battle)

Senor Spiff as he had been affectionatly named by the Spooty invaders looked out on his army, the practice hadn't really helped as the enemy had really not tried that hard, well now he would have to stunt the allies, he sent messages to all involved

Telegram From Mr Spiff to TIR and Crimsdale

The enemy has not fought to full potential meaning that we have not gained great experience, I believe that this has to do with the massive odds stacked against the Maxicans, thus for the final battle i ask that we have the odds slightly stacked against us, this means no Artillery, no Arial Support, only a maximum of 30,000 troops each, hopefully this will cause a reaction in the Mexican lines meaning that we will have the fight we came here for.

(OOC: Nagi is the National Capitalist Imperial Elitist Party. Nagi comes from Nati and the t was dropped to honor its founder G eorge Pita. its on the Wiki)

The Imperial Race seeing the challeange has brought in the Waffen PS (protective Squadren) They are the Elite of My army.

(OOC: I also failed to mention that my army is no longer madeup of Conscripts. We whent from a Soveit Military to a Nazi Blitzkreig Military)

(OOC: Nagi is the National Capitalist Imperial Elitist Party. Nagi comes from Nati and the t was dropped to honor its founder G eorge Pita. its on the Wiki)

The Imperial Race seeing the challeange has brought in the Waffen PS (protective Squadren) They are the Elite of My army.

(OOC: I also failed to mention that my army is no longer madeup of Conscripts. We whent from a Soveit Military to a Nazi Blitzkreig Military)
OOC: Stand down with your neo-nazist views.

IC: 100,000 soldiers of Arakarian Task Forces where send to aid Spooty.

OOC: I'll monitor my army but Spooty can appoint his general for this.

OOC THey are not Neo- Nazist infact then name is the near opposite of Nazi (national Socialist German workers party) mine is NATIONAL CAPITALIST IMPERIAL ELITIST PARTY if you accuse me of being a nazi read the name. first that eliminates it all.

(OOC: bump, no more support for Spooty, please at least one person support the godamm Mexicans!!!!)

OOC i will support the Mexicans. That will give your arimes the expeirence you need.

IC

The Heer Arrived to reenforce the Little Mexicans positions. most of the Little Mexicans where suprised that they werent being killed. THey saw the Tanks and the Highly tranied army land and they couldn't believe the weapon they saw a V-3 Supergun. they counted at least 50 of the new Superweapons. The Guns began to fire they bombarded locations on the otherside of the island. the Luftwaffe began bombing raides on key locations and the sound of Panzers was near.

the Little Mexicans recived a massive boost in morale at the sight of the Nagi warmachine. They where reciving training from the Heer and the Keigsmarine was moving its Submarine fleet towrd the little island. However their occupation by the Imperial Race had many negative effects as well. they where forced to give in to Nagi law and all opposed faced vicious repriasals by the Heer and PS.

OOC THey are not Neo- Nazist infact then name is the near opposite of Nazi (national Socialist German workers party) mine is NATIONAL CAPITALIST IMPERIAL ELITIST PARTY if you accuse me of being a nazi read the name. first that eliminates it all.
OOC: You, right-wingers, have an obsession...
IC: In that case we won't risk lives of our brave soldiers. We withdraw our forces.

(OOC: wow, within the short space of a day i have gone from 2 allies and no enemies to no allies and one enemy, such is fate, screw this, nought is happening i'll maybe restart the thread much later but for now i consider this thread to have died)