Moronyicka
28-09-2005, 14:16
Welcome to the 6:00 edition of MRN news, I'm Luke Warm.
In a radical move today, King Jedo passed a legislation that prohibits all forms of Islam. This law was presented 3 days ago and was passed by the government last night in a 9-1 vote.
Many suspect this is in response to the burning of a Moronyickan church last weak by a group of Muslim extremist.
In an official address to the nation, our honorable King made the following statements:
"It is clear that the pedophile worshiping religion of Islam can not coincide with western civilization. These people are nothing but a threat to our national security We must purge these savages and destroy there destructive book which's preaches of jihad."
Reports say that the Moronyickan Domestic Military has been given authority to round up all Muslims, destroy all copies of the Quran and arrest anyone who supports the Islam religion. Also the king has ordered that all mosques be converted to churches and community centers.
We will continue to bring you updates as they develop.
In a radical move today, King Jedo passed a legislation that prohibits all forms of Islam. This law was presented 3 days ago and was passed by the government last night in a 9-1 vote.
Many suspect this is in response to the burning of a Moronyickan church last weak by a group of Muslim extremist.
In an official address to the nation, our honorable King made the following statements:
"It is clear that the pedophile worshiping religion of Islam can not coincide with western civilization. These people are nothing but a threat to our national security We must purge these savages and destroy there destructive book which's preaches of jihad."
Reports say that the Moronyickan Domestic Military has been given authority to round up all Muslims, destroy all copies of the Quran and arrest anyone who supports the Islam religion. Also the king has ordered that all mosques be converted to churches and community centers.
We will continue to bring you updates as they develop.