NationStates Jolt Archive

Right, there was another thread like this at one time, but it eventually disappeared. It was quite popular though. I have decided to reincarnate it, and give it a minor expansion. Thus, I'll begin.

Kajeenith, Mad God of Darkness (Nation of Kajeenith): "Warfare, my Brother, I regret sacrificing countless zillions to my Dark powers, enslaving millions more, and bringing infinite Misery and unhappiness to all whose path I cross. Forgive me, and join me in spreading Joy and cheer."

If any of you follow the White Tower thread, then you know why this is funny.

Rahegalhoff (Warhaven): I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and Gay!
Warhaven (ME!): I don't believe in Magitech.
God characters are unfair. I shall promptly kill mine off.
Four Deities is really too much.
(Really folks, I do have a system for keeping deities fair.)
I don't believe in using Microsoft Word.
Microsoft word is a tool of the Devil.

Col. James Cougar (Nation of Snake Eaters): Having a half-Drow- Half Dragon for a wife scares the piss out of me.
I hate Fatherhood.
Long live the Chaos Pantheon, Down with Leviathan and our stupid Flame abilities.

Leviathan (Snake Eaters): Alright, I admit it, Drink mixing is my main Domain, anyone fancy a Martini?

Snake Eaters: I Secretly Believe in Warfare.
I Worship Kajeenith on a daily basis, Hail the Dark God.

Mith, Grey Class Master. [Healers] (Kaymiril): I know nothing!
I am a Quack, a fraud, I learned everything I know from a Cracker Jack Box.
Dr. Kevorkian is my Hero.

Kaymiril: Drow are silly flighty weaklings. Why was I Ditzy enough to choose them as my Race?
I love Theao.
I just love it when Warhaven springs his RPs on us without warning.

Balrogga: The Children of the Universe? Don't make me laugh.
Yes, the Ta'nar are really ghosts.
Lets pass armed and assembled weaponry through the trade hub. Heck, tomorrow I'm going to start a War using it.

Theao: I'd like to formally apologize to everyone I've ever ticked off for not learning how to RP better and mesh in with everyone else. Starting now, I will start improving my Quality of RP, give more depth to my Characters, use more than one in the White Tower, and stop asking as many questions as it takes to find a loophole to weasel my way out of a bad situation.

Costh (Theao): Ishrem, Scria, will you help me learn Runes better? I promise to keep at it until I actually master it, and promise to listen to everything you say.
I love Death, I think I'll give her all my children to raise.

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Right, feel free to add. These came about, because of the White Tower thread, except for one that came because of the Intergalactic Trade Hub Thread.

And remember my friends, its all a Joke. I'd be disapointed if you didn't post some about me.

Azazia: I promise not to write more than three paragraphs for this response. Seriously.

Novikov (Me): Of course. Everyone knows who I am.

TFU: "I think my president needs a change, he's a little shallow."
"Who needs a fleet? I'll dedicate myself to peace, and never have over ten
thousand ships again."

Chronosia: "I love fluffy-wuffy kittens!"
"Make love, not war!"
"Chaos tastes funny!"

Jangle Jangle Ridge (Entry omitted, as there isn't anything JJR won't say.)

bump

Um, Warhaven? Have you ever seen Rhenna if she is stressed? THEN, having a half-drow, half-dragon wife scares the crap out of him. Just thought I should clear that up.

OOC: My Slaanesh worshippers are for love and war; well...not exactly love....Is lust like love? And Chaos does taste funny! The warp gets stuck in your teeth; although, I prefer fuzzy wuzzy hellhounds....

Hyperspatial Travel: You know what, when the going gets tough, I'm not going to run or join an alliance, or slam a pact on your ass...I might actually fight for one person for once...;)

OOC: You know I'm kidding buddy

So, what would Kryozerkia NEVER say or do...

I can think of a few things I'd never say.

Here's one...

Kryozerkia: Eutrusca's right; they have always been right and will always be right about this whole war on Iraq and that dishonourable Ms Sheehan.

OR...

Kryozerkia: why can't Talematros and Kryozerkia just get along?

(OT: This is the only thing that makes my region interesting)

OR...

Kryozerkia: Yes, abortion is evil, and we can get rid of this evil by teaching ID and creationism. All of the world's problems can be solved with Christianity. Everything would be better if we were all Christians and we didn't think about evolution.

Gypsy (Warhaven): - I'm going to completely screw Fate up, so Death is someone's mother and Renor is someone's father.
Arianna (Warhaven): - I hate mother nature.

Marcus: "Azahan people, I am truly sorry that I crush, maimed and destroyed your nation. I am sorry that I mercilessly butchered your entire populous....Please, accept this basket of Tzeentchian fruit"

Czardas (OOC): There are other people, you know...

Czardas (OOC): You are <insert a good quality here>.

Czardas (IC): Oh, what the hell. Let sleeping dogs lie.

Czardas (OOC): Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

Czardas (IC/OOC): I admit it. It was all my fault. Sorry everyone.

Czardas (IC): Ok, ok, a Czardaian Special Operative isn't invincible!


...And lots more.

(OOC): "I'm straight."

"How 'bout them Cowboys!"

"God I hate Stevie Nicks! She sucks!"

"Go Army! Beat Navy!"

IC: "Ain't Damien the shizzle?"

"I'm going to conquer the world! BWAHAHAHA!"

"God I hate Isselmere-Nieland and Praetonia."

"I want Sarzonia to be maddeningly neutral like Pacitalia."

"Can I send Mel Ziller a Christmas card?"

Sergyn Torshan (for those who don't know- possibly most of you- my President): "Mua ha ha ha! Now that everyone knows who the hell I am, I shall begin my plan to conquer the world! First to fall shall be... Sarzonia! My awesomely large army shall soon take care of that weakling nation! Soon all will bow before Taldaan! Ubertanks, roll!"

Hogsweat:
We now endorse the Free Market, we are withdrawing our SSBNs from underneath the arctic, we embrace capitalism, because we beat Doomingsland in a land war.

Noone wrote one about me yet :(

Here's something you should not expect me to say in an RP:
Sorry folks, but I can't continue in this RP because I'm dead.

Guffingford/HP: Why don't we resolve this diplomatically?

Myself: Now, is there a non violent solution to this?

Perhaps lightning warfare can't beat attrition

Man, that <insert of name of nations I hate> is a swell guy/gal (delete as appropiate)

Emperor Antonius I (Generic Empire): "I think I'll quit drinking."

Me: "Genocide is really really bad! So is capitalism! And there's no such thing as God!"

The Parthians: "You know, PETA does make some good points in their rhetoric."

Soviet Bloc: "You know, I just realised that designing tanks is incredibly pointless and not worth my time."

Hamptonshire:

You know we've tried this capitalism thing and it just doesn't seem to work. Perhaps it's time for communism.


Bernard III, Duke of Obsidia, Regent of Hamptonshire:

"I think those Sarzonians may be right."
"Ell might be young but he knows what he's talking about."
"After careful consideration I've decided we should let them live."


Senator Mel Ziller, Prime Minister of Hamptonshire:

"Why won't people hug me?"
"I like and respect Rosians."
"We may be in disagreement but there is no reason why either of us should resort to name calling or physical violence."
"We must compromise so we can reach the common good."
"Every once and a while I miss being Foreign Minister. I loved interacting with foreigners and their governments. It gave me a warm, fuzzy feeling inside."

Me: You know, maybe the Real ALM has the right idea, with anime and all. It's pretty exciting and intelligent once you get to watch it.

***

I don't like attention at all, so stop talking to me and paying attention to me. And I'll stop incessantly bumping my threads, right after I stop patronizing and humoring those wacky, no-nonsense n00bs.

Bump. Surely theirs more.

Gyrobot: IC: Hooray, I have morals and hate noblemen armies, go communism

Sephiroth: Look I can type with proper grammar and not act like a newbie who have to rely on pathetic 2 liners and smilies, Also I will stop using game related references on my rps.

Seph:

(Anything readable)



Myself:

"Tear them from limb to limb. I don't care if they want to talk, they can do all the talking to our necromancers! Destroy their planets and stars. I want them obliterated from the face of the cosmos."

(ME) Democracy is the way to go. We hate Imperialists, The Communists have a point it could work. We trust Neo Zeta enough to effectively give them our missile Command codes.

Prime Minister Timothy Ell

"That Mel Ziller guy from Hamptonshire's REALLY personable. I'm impressed."
"Those Praetonians are pretty modest folk!"
To any world leader: "Hey, buddy - take this water bottle and shove it up your (expletive)."
"I think we should go back to a monarchy. This democracy stuff's pretty boring."
"Oh, my God... was ALL of Pacitalia slapped with the ugly stick?"
On national TV: "Now that I have answered your questions, you can answer mine: where did my box of marshmallow peeps go? Oh, there it is. Thought you could get away, did you? My, my, I'm a slave for you, Mr. Peep. Down the hatch you go!"
"Diplomacy over war? You can't be serious!"
"1503? Jeebus, we're old enough to be your significant other's mom!"

OOC:

"The Calgary Flames suck! Go, Canucks, go!"
"I love GM cars. They're my favourite."
"Oh, God, pasta and soup are so yargh! Who invented this tripe?"
"I hate you, Tim! *stabs* You just wasted 10 years of your life on this Pacitalia bull!"
"Math is my absolute favourite subject. What would I do without it?"
"Get me a bucket, and never play any Coldplay music AGAIN. Y'hear me?!"

HHPE L. Vansare, President of the Republic
"Did I say that I'm a capitalist? Oh."
"The New Democrats are just the regular liberal-capitalist scums, it should be overly obvious; who here, in their right mind, would label them as our 'socialist compatriots'?"
"Why isn't Hongaz Omazee personality cult one of my handiworks? Who would ever cared for that old man lying in this glass-lid box of his anyways if it's not for this?"
"Of course North Kontia was a colony. That was quite obvious."
"Of course not every nation who wages war against us is a tyrannical, imperialistic fascist-capitalist police state!"
"Hongaz Omazee, oh? That founder of ours? What's his birthdate again?"
"These red banners are actually quite meaningful beyond the large white text and the 'Believe in the Omazee Thought' slogans."
"Why are we making allied relationships with imperialist nations when we are socialists?"
"That deal with OMASC? What are you talking about? Oh, yes, you mean our recent deals with that [insert capitalist-imperialist country here]! Of course!"

Senator Mel Ziller, Prime Minister of Hamptonshire:

"As one who has always respected my fellow man, I can say without a doubt that I feel that Timothy Ell is a bang up guy. If I could think of a single person I could be trapped on a desert island with for the rest of my life it would be Ell. Wait...I might pick Mike Sarzo."
"I wonder what the Praetonians think about me."
"The working masses must be protected from the insidious and evil upper classes."
"Can we all just stop a moment, take a breath and approach this rationally?"
"A vacation in Sarzonia? Of course I'll go!"


Grand Duke Reginald Leopold I: (Deceased)

"Kill all those foreign motherf@#$&^s!"
"Talking has never accomplished anything, so say hello to Mister Fist."
"I'm growing tired of this 'democracy'."
"There once was a man from Nantucket..."
"BRAINS!"

Field Marshal J. Hogan
Supreme Director, Omzian High Command; Chief of Western Military District, Omzian Army

"Ridiculous! These medals are just useless clutter on this uniform of mine."
"Why do you think that this is the only instance of good relations with the Air Force? Call that brother of mine at the Tactical Air Command HQ please!"
"I just love this huge red star on my shoulders".
"I would choose a beret over anything else any day."
"What do you mean? Those people at the People's Armed Police are actually competent enough!"
"Each time the politicians' presence brings warmth to my heart."
"Really? The emergency VIP extraction exercises on that submerging cigar thing is restored again? ME? Sign me up for three!"
"The MREs tastes awful. Who designed them?"
"Wow. I loved that ride."

Godulans In General:

- "Lets just run right at them all yelling and shooting all over the place! They won't see it coming!"

- "REMIEL PLUSHIES FOR SALE! CUDDLE YOUR FAVORITE WORLD SLAUGHTERING WARLORD WHENEVER YOU WANT!"

- "Imperials? Gotta love 'em!"

Baron Skye, Triad Primarch:

- "I did not know that."

- "You know what? Screw this british accent horseshit. I'm just gonna talk in redneck from now on. Now gitonouttaheah!"

Maximillian Foster, Triad Warlord:

- "Can't we all just get along?!"

- "OH MY GOD, BLOOD! I'M GONNA PUKE!"

Myself:

"I wouldn't dream of listening in on their thoughts!"

"ROCK 'EM SOCK 'EM MAKE 'EM BLEED! BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD IS WHAT WE NEED!"

Things Ardchoille would never say, OOC:

"I have nothing to say."

"I will never use Italics again."

IC, Neville in the UN Strangers Bar:

"I understand how every machine in this Bar works, I've never heard of any of the drinks you lot keep asking for and I absolutely adore Jeremy of Cybertoria's karaoke!"

IC, Dicey Reilly, co-President of Ardchoille:

"G'night, folks, I'm going home to bed."

Things Admin would never say:

"No, of course you don't need a requisition, just take it and I'll fix up the paperwork later!"

Zeek, Supreme Leader of the Demonic Gophers

"My people are superior to all others! The world shall be ours!! Bwahahahahahahaha!!!"
Wait- No, I can picture Zeek saying that.

"I shall devote my power to the betterment of the world and the protection of the helpless."
No, actually he might say that, too.

Hmm...

"Swords? Bah! Useless things. I'm getting rid of mine immediately."

"I give up! The Rodent Alliance is never going to become a world power. I might as well just resign from it myself."

"Down with teh mods!!!!!"

"Maybe an underground empire isn't really practical... I think I'll move my population to the surface."

DG OOC/in General Forum
"'C' is a wonderful letter! I think we should use it everywhere!"

"Evolution? Nah, that's impossible."

Bump people, we all know someone we'd like to poke fun at, all in good fun of course.

Things the Mods would never say:

Alright everybody, letsTroll for the next 20 minuets.

Flamefest? I'm there!

And their right, you are the ugliest stupidest player here, we all hate you, and plan on ganging up on you next week to wipe you off the face of NS, after which, I'll DEAT you personally.

Max Berry? Never heard of him.

Violet has Worts all over her Nose.

"Its ok Citizen... Feel Free to Think as much as you want!"

"Hmmm I think a Unit of Pink Capitol Police Troopers would Complement my Black Colour scheme"

"The High Command has issued a public statment saying that it feels it is using too many tanks in the operation"

"The High Command formally apologises for Executing all of those though criminals and it was all just a terrible miss understanding..."

Two Capitol Police Troopers talking:

"Hey That armour realy suits you..."

"Hmm, Does my bum look big in this?"

Praetonia "Forget it. I don't want to design ships anymore. I'm going to buy all my military designs from Sarzonia."

Hamptonshire: "You're right, my classification system is too weird."

Hogsweat "I want an American-styled democracy."

Isselmere [insert short, error filled design here]

Moderators Yeah, we know what Max Barry's NS country is. It's ... [name of Max's real NS nation].

Doomingsland "I suck at air combat."

Sergei Ilyanov

"Fine, I won't make a fool of myself."

"Socialism sucks."

"You know what, HALO sucks."

"Maybe I should lose weight..."

"I hate Reginald."

"Who are we going to annex today!"

Me

I hate you.

Pffft, humor blows.

I listen to Green Day!

Jesus sucks.

Yes I believe in being politically correct.

Sarzonia: I suppose it would make perfect sense to sell off all our ships to Pantera and develop more advanced land systems, like tanks...oh oh, and maybe we can outlaw homosexuals too!

IC Anagonia
I will NEVER launch any kind of Nuclear Weapons at you, I promise.

Ooops, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to launch those Startegic Nuclear Warheads!

OMG, did I seriously pollute your waters?! I'm so sorry!

*sing*Ooops - I nuked you a-gain....*sing*
Wait, he would say that....hmmm....

It seems I have used Hydrogen Technology too much. I'm sorry, I will use something else now.

I will not melt you with a Microwave Cannon, you have my word!

Neo Zeta: Lets me more like the Gaians!! Maybe we should reduce our fleet numbers.

Coreworlds: You know Chronosia your really not evil at all.

OOC:
Thesis? No, I've completed that.

Yes, please talk to me whilst I'm thinking.

IC:
"There are celebrations once again in the streets as the populace cheers another victory." -- Sarah Plehvin, INBC 1 News

"Jimnam and Sarzonia ... who are they again?" -- King Henry V of the Isselmere-Nielanders

"Yes, our products are entirely invincible and 100% n00b-proof." -- Chorus of Neville Colwan (RSIN), Lewis Felsham (DAS), and Walter Cadogan (IMW)

Same chorus: "We sell more than Sarzonia and Praetonia combined, never mind Clan Smoke Jaguar, Omz222, and Hamptonshire."

"Our ships are better than The Freethinkers." -- Neville Colwan (RSIN)

HotRodia -- "No, we don't like cars."

C'mon, let's widen this a little bit:

Cogitation would never say, "Don't give it another thought!"

Eutrusca ........... "When you come right down to it, The Flag is just a bit of coloured cloth."

Czardas ......"No, honest, I'm not being sarcastic!"

Dread Lady Nathicana ...... "Oh, you poor little thing, let's ignore that nasty rule just this once."

Bahgum ....... "It's about time we took things seriously!"

Frisbeeteria ........"One word is worth 1000 pictures."

Crazy Girl ..... "It's not that I can't help you, it's just that I won't help you."

Katganistan ..... "Pooey-pooey-bum-bum!"

Euroslavia........"Begone, scum!"

And never, in a thousand, million, billion years, I am sure, would that Arbiter Elegantarium, Steel Butterfly, say, write, think or even read, "All your bases are belong to us!"

Emperor Titus Celmaetus:

"Of course I'll legalize gay marrige! Anything for the citizens!"

"No thanks, I have enough nukes."

"Could I get any balder?"

"You want elections, you got 'em!"

"Is Lenin still alive? No? Thats a shame. I wanted to dicuss his ideals, and how much I admire them."

IC:

Ivan Akhatyev: "Damnit Yuri, you beat me!"

Lyknov Akhatyev: "I think maybe... I'll start playing the violin..."

The Great Leader Li: "I'm sober for once, I swear!"

Mike Sarzo: "Damn, that's one fine woman...."

Damien Dreadfire: "We're all for human rights here in Automagfreek."

The Parthians: "Allahu Akbar!"

Gordon Lew: "I am an anime fan."

Praetonia: "I think I need to reduce the size of my fleet."

Doomingsland: "My high seas fleet owns."

Camel Eaters: "I mean, what's there to be proud about? We're Irish."

ooc:

Me: "To be honest, I hate Noir, it's too violent and depressing."

Hogsweat: "I *Heart* America!"

Facist Confederacy: "A Capitalist Society is a happy society."

Soviet Bloc: "I hate design, you all are a bunch of dirty techwankers!"

Clan Smoke Jaguar: "This is a good design."

TIOR: "F*ck the Pope!"

Generic Empire: "To be honest, Slash is a f*cking pussy."

How could I have forgotten?

Warhaven: "There is no point in trying to RP as a magic-using nation. All magic-using nations godmode shamelessly."

(Totally away from the subject of this thread, Ardchoille, as a magic-using nation, pays homage to the work of The White Tower.)

Back to improbable statements:

Automagfreek: (in an RP) "It was a golden day. Lambs gambolled, birds carolled and @@Randomname@@ sang aloud for the joy of being alive. He noticed approvingly that absolutely nothing ghastly, terminal or devastatingly destructive was happening anywhere ..."

Automagfreek: (in an RP) "It was a golden day. Lambs gambolled, birds carolled and @@Randomname@@ sang aloud for the joy of being alive. He noticed approvingly that absolutely nothing ghastly, terminal or devastatingly destructive was happening anywhere ..."


OOC: You rock! 'Nuff said.

Automagfreek "I'm scared of Sarzonia's army. It's so much better than the Sentinels."

Isselmere "My stuff pwns Sarzonia's." (even though it's true...)

Euroslavia "Fuck negotiation. I wanna blow your brains out."

TIOR "I'm really not very attractive."

Euroslavia: "Fuck negotiation. I wanna blow your brains out."

Spot on! That's what I was aiming for, but you're the one who hit the target. The perfect blend of vulgarity and aggression.

And thanks, AMF. Nice to see someone take things the way they're meant.

Not that I'm planning to remove the Utterly Impenetrable Magical Dome of Defence from Ardchoille just yet ...

I need someone to spoof me.

Culpeper Virginia: Look ma, no smilies and no acting like bush.

Ecopoeia: "Ooo!!!1! :) Arent smilies gr8??!!? :p Especially the 1s with guns!!! :gundge: :mp5: :sniper:

SeOCC: "Oh, I don't know; capitalism seems to work well for most people."

East Hackney: "No thanks, I don't fancy a drink."

Telidia: "Fuck off. I have nothing nice to say about you."

Oho, Eco, you've unleashed your inner n00b!

Orright, here's something one of your characters would never do or say:

Mathieu Vergniaud: "Frankly, Lydia, I don't give a damn!" *Blows cigar smoke in Lydia's face*

The Darchon: "Remiel, I'm secretly in love with you."

Iron Mike O'Neal: "We don't need powered combat armor..."

Kerrigan: "I think I'll stop absorbing helpless beasts into my swarms of biological destruction."

Nice one, Ardchoille.

Neville: "Closing time. Out you go."
Lord Byron: "Sing us a song, Jeremy!"
Carnivorous Lickers: "Sorry, Sin, I'm just not in the mood for flirting today."
Constantinopolis: "I've just joined the Ayn Rand fan club."
Texan Hotrodders / Flibbleites: "National sovereignty be damned - this is a great proposal!"
Eutrusca: "Centrist, me? Nope."

Sawneys: Ever think we should try vegitarianism?
Hannons: Hey wouldya look at this democracy thing.......
Camel Eaters: My leg itches......
Kellin: Are you certain I'm allowed to say that?

MassPwnage: Why there's nothing overpowered about giant lizards at all.
Upper Xen: Should we grow back hair?
Concremo: We're not at all corrupt.
FC (USSR whatever):Let's come together and try to RP fairly.
Sanctaphrax: I wub pork!

*sighs* No one knows me anymore....

Anywho...

-CoreWorlds- I swear, I'll cut your head off.

-Automagfreek- I just love fwuffy bunnies!

Well, since this thread was a good laugh, and we need more threads like these, my apologies to those that dislike gravedigging. Here's some unlikely/impossible IC ones of mine....

Alistair Tetley, First Marquess of Salisbury, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Oceania: "I retract my previous statement about the Incorporated States. The balance of power in Sarzonia is fine, President Sarzo is a democrat, not a dictator."

Kahanistanian national attitude/Government: "Screw human rights, liberty and democracy! Up with totalitarianism and imperialism and Absolute Capitalism! Helldawg is a fellow socialist!"

All CAD Chief-of-States: "DESTROY VAN LUXEMBURG AND HER ALLIES!!!!

Prime Minister Yao Yang Nelson Neo of the United Sovereign Nations of Southeast Asia: "The entire Federal New Liberal Party is in unanimous agreement: we should distance ourselves from the sadistic, megalomanical narcissistic Orwellian tyrant known as and whom calls himself and goes around by the name of 'Constantino Giancarlo Ambrosino Sorantanali'."

Supreme Parliament of the Eternal Republic of Xirnium: "Southeast Asia, from now on, from all Xirniumite govermental communiques indefinitely, shall be refered to as the 'Pseudo-Totalitarian-Unitary-State-Anarcho-Capitalist Freekan Colonial Oligarchy of Southeast Asia'. Furthermore, Rule of Law does not exist, and the Southeast Asian constitution has never ever been ratified...."

Nidor Government and Xirniumite People: "We love you, Kraven!"

Prime Minister Yao Yang Nelson Neo of the United Sovereign Nations of Southeast Asia (again): "I give up. Restoring Oceanian-Sarzonian relations is impossible."

IC

People over at IA, " Hey look, we actually sold to more than two international customers this month!"
"YES! Our profits actually beat SUDI!"


Erika Kars (My leader)-"Fuck Soverignty, let's go on a killing spree"
"Fire t3h |\|00|<Z!"
"I'm soooooooooo waasted right now..." *Falls over drunk*
"Special forces? hell no, send the whole fuckin Armed forces!"

OOC:
Draftroom Crew at decent designs, "Looks good,"
"Ready to it II,"
"Perfectly fine, nothing wrong from what I can see,"
"No problems here,"
"nice writeup."
at Mekugi's designs- *silence*

TIOR and me on MSN
TIOR: Up your ass!
Me: In my pants!

Questers/Praetonia: Jesus Christ, England is such a steaming pile of shit. GET OVER YOURSELF BRITAIN, TEA DRINKING FAGS.

AMF: "Can't we just all, get along?"

Chronosia: Glory to the Emperor of the Golden Throne! Long live the Imperium!

Zarbia: You know what...I think I'll make a democratic, pacifist nation.

Soviet Bloc: Please don't crush me, I know my army is inferior! We'll give you whatever you want!

MassPwnage: Damn, it's so boring designing vehicles and weapons...

Lone Alliance:
I shoot at you and you die.

You know maybe Kravania has the right idea.

Roach Busters? Sorry for jumping on you like that, can we copy your system of Government.

Alright I'll stop CNC game whoring.

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Kravania: Maybe I'll stop making random wars or mass killings for attention.

Free elections next week!

I have plenty of Time to RP I can answer you in seconds.

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General
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Oceandrive: Maybe Israel shouldn't be wiped off the map.

Oceandrive: I'd have Bush over anyone.

Oceandrive: The UN is an Organization that the United States should never listen too.

Government of the Islamic Union Federated States of the Khailfan al Muslimeen: "We forgive Oceania for trying to take over New Albion. Let's be friends."

a cop who shot a person dead
"yes i shot that person they were looking at me funny"

Nobody going to say anything about me or my darker side, the Count?

ok The Transylvania i give it a go

the count " what me dark no i naver was dark i made it all up to get the ladys into bed"

The Count: I love Sith! Sith are my friends! One, Two, Three Sith wahahahaha!

Claudius (Blackhelm) "Screw the Corporate alliance, I'm joining the GASN"

I guess it's more funny if you're a member of the GASN or the CA, of course there's always this...

http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/7742/newbtopian214dt.png

(SPOILER: The Newbtopian Comics are coming back, I've just got my link to Imageshack back so expect the next episode soon)

Claudius (Blackhelm) "Screw the Corporate alliance, I'm joining the GASN"

I guess it's more funny if you're a member of the GASN or the CA, of course there's always this...

http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/7742/newbtopian214dt.png

(SPOILER: The Newbtopian Comics are coming back, I've just got my link to Imageshack back so expect the next episode soon)

i like that

[OOC]"I think I'll design a tank for a change."
"I admit it, you are better at $whatever_it_happens_to_be than I am."
"God Bless America."
"Propeller planes are so outdated."
"I <3 Tony Blair."
[IC] "We may as well let that colony go; we have enough already."
-- Questers

[OOC]"Hmm, perhaps those airships aren't exactly modern tech..."
"Canada pwns the US any day!"
[IC] "Ok fine, my country isn't invincible!"
"Bretton sucks."
-- Axis Nova

[OOC] "I'm completely impartial even in my private views."
"Machines are useful, but nothing can match the power of the human brain, which is why humans will remain the driving force on the battlefields of tomorrow."
[IC] "Maybe we shouldn't use nukes for a change."
"Moderation is a virtue."
--Eurusea

"Maybe I'll do something remotely original looking this time..." --Tocrowkia

"I'm actually a closeted homosexual." --DontPissUsOff

"Penis jokes are so lame." --Tinsuvilia

"*anything that makes any kind of IC/OOC sense*" --Hataria

Anyone rational: "Hataria is the best roleplayer. Ever. All hail Hataria!"

Vodka-stonia (ME)- " I think I'll drink ginger-ale for a change!"
Clogged Arteries- " MMmmmm, salad!"

IC:
"Why can't we be friends with Groznyj and the Kravens.
let's all be buddies!

[OOC: Why doesn't anyone else besides myself (and Novikov) try to take a jab at me and Oceania (a.k.a Azazia)?]

"I really have no interest in pursuing this subject any further." --Southeast Asia

Gen. Major Major:

"Here is a list of Nations in which I have assasins in:
Blackhelm Confederacy...
Wanderjar
Chitzeland*
Vienamexico
Alidor*
Khornate tribes
Maximillia*
Roman Republic
Madnestan
Emporer Pudu
Frenzia
Drexel Hillsville
Cotland
Franberry
Siap
Aralonia
Lacrosse Defensemen
Mistalinam
Exponent
Depharia
Zachyd
Lorrian Territories...
The list just goes on and on, I'll just leave it here for you to read"


"I tied up Hubert Pinkerton and assumed his identity while everyone else was out for coffee"
"Yes, we do have a pair of you market vendors working in one of our concentration camps"
"We proudly announce that we are now operating nuclear submarines, our troops have combat armor, and we are now sending manned flights to the moon"
"Why don't we nuke Mr. Griffencrest today?"
"The FBIA sucks, lets just outsource our problems to the GASN, they'll handle it for us"


You try coming up with better!

Claudius (Blackhelm) "Screw the Corporate alliance, I'm joining the GASN"

I guess it's more funny if you're a member of the GASN or the CA, of course there's always this...
The humor is not lost...

[Anyone other than PROHT] "Why don't we invade Blackhelm/Parthia/Pudu with 7 people armed with only a sword and a blindfold and see what happens..."

a Sith i wil give up the darkside and all its evil for $100

for sale one use deathstar going for $2000000000
call the emperor on 5555555132323

ok The Transylvania i give it a go

the count " what me dark no i naver was dark i made it all up to get the ladys into bed"

Funny but I think he would say that if there was a trial against him.

The Count: I love Sith! Sith are my friends! One, Two, Three Sith wahahahaha!

You’re right, he would never say that. Or maybe he would?

Here one from me...

THe Count: I give up! Take me away and throw away the key.

[OOC]
"Metallica sucks!"
"DC-83? 5.65mm ammo? Gatling guns? Semi-automatic? MY HEAD IS WHIRLING! PLEASE, MAKE IT STOP!"
[IC]
"Why can't we just be friends?"
"Shema Yisroel..."
"Why, you filthy bourgeouis capitalist pig-dog!"
"I feel worthless. I'm a failure, $random_latin_name_of_attendant. I've never done anything worthwhile in my life. Please kill me now."
-- Doomingsland

"You know, maybe Karl Marx had the right idea..."
"Come on. The Arabs aren't that much of a threat to Israel."
-- Allanea

"GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FAG!"
-- Sarzonia

Damien the Destroyer: "Kittens! Squeeeee!"

"Oh, of course, Taldaan. I know him."
-- Anybody outside of LoC and Ara/Why/TIOR's FT RP group

Vodka-stonia- "Alcohol is the drink of the devil! From now on its Prune juice for me!
Clogged Arteries- "Hmm, time to go to a fitness camp and find some healthy foods!" :rolleyes:

K SEA, I'll take a Shot
OOC:
"FOR THE FUCKIN BILLIONTH TIME, IT'S SOUTHEASTASIA, NOT SOUTHEAST ASIA!"-SEA

"Jolt didn't fuck up, I just wanted imported in front of my name to sound like some animal from outer space."

Saint Fedski:
"I think we should pay off West Corinthia so we don't fight a needless world war"

I'll admit, that was low, but to compensate:

West Corinthia:
"Saint Fedski: let's forgive each other and forget this ever happened, we both acted rather foolish"

Saint Fedski:
"I agree, let's close this thread (Passing of Monarch) so that nobody can drag us into this needless war ever again"

WC:
"I'll go fetch a mod..."

"Oh, of course, Taldaan. I know him."
-- Anybody outside of LoC and Ara/Why/TIOR's FT RP group

:mad:

But guilty as charged. One question though: what's LoC? I'm probably being stupid here, but I can't fit a name to the acronym...

[OOC]"I think I'll design a tank for a change."
"I admit it, you are better at $whatever_it_happens_to_be than I am."
"God Bless America."
"Propeller planes are so outdated."
"I <3 Tony Blair."
[IC] "We may as well let that colony go; we have enough already."
-- Questers



OMG U STARTDED IT NOW

[OOC]'Humour gets boring after the first few times.
'You're right Matt, my name is Ziggy.'
'No, I'm being serious this time.
-Czardas/Te nvm.

IC:

Gordon Lew: "I am an anime fan."



OOC: He actually would say this, just not as much now in public ;) .

:mad:

But guilty as charged. One question though: what's LoC? I'm probably being stupid here, but I can't fit a name to the acronym...

'Liberation of Czardas'. The RP where the Woodstock Pact tried to fight off CAD in Czardas and ended up in a mass ignore.

OMG U STARTDED IT NOW
NO U.

[OOC]
"NavyField blows. I am never playing that game again."
"Yes, don't worry, I'll get a post up for you immediately. Nevermind that it's 1 AM."
-- Questers

Oh, and another few:

"Magic? What are you talking about?"
"Windows pwns Linux any day!"
"*anything in 1337*"
-- Rejistania

OOC: 'I've always been a good designer.'
'i prefr textspaek is betr'
':mp5:'
-Czardas

[OOC: Now why doesn't somebody (besides Novikov and myself) take an IC jab at Azazia?]

"*anything under two paragraphs*"
-- Azazia

OOC: 'I've always been a good designer.'
'i prefr textspaek is betr'
':mp5:'
-Czardas

[OOC]
"I've never been a good designer."
"I promise never to join another really big alliance again."
"Well, maybe my navy is really too large..."
-- Questers

[OOC: Now why doesn't somebody (besides Novikov and myself) take an IC jab at Azazia?]

OOC: Dude, how can you afford to be so picky when you've been told by him that it's Oceania now? I just don't get that...

[OOC: He has said that OOCly, he does not give much thought to it. ICly, he will mind, and a lot.]

IC:
Shah Khosru III of Parthia

"I really do care about poor people in other nations, and would never take over other countries for the purpose of running my own version of the Belgian Congo."

"Free the Shoobans!"

"I'm going to have elections."

The Great Leader Li

"We are going to ban all drugs, regulate all morals, and oppress all people who do not conform with Western morals."

"People who smoke crack deserve execution."

Czardas

"I'm going to institute a dictatorship, and execute all dissidents to make my country more like CAD nations."

"Long live the Shah."

Doomingsland

"We oppose theocracies."

"Why would we ever go to war? Let's negotiate instead."

Hurtful Thoughts

"Who cares if Parthia invades a nation to enslave everyone in it, we're going to turn away from it and then watch from the sidelines."

"Parthia has an excellent Chitzi policy."

Griffencrest:
"Everybody is out to get me..."

"I should ask Donold Trump where he gets his hair cut"

"You sunk my battleship... [whimpers]"

Undashi:
"Nukes are bad"

"The poor little bunnies..."

"Somebody please, think of the children!"

"Yes Mr. Griffencrest, sir!"

And Parthian, about time.

Griffencrest:
"I don't want your crappy Oil!!!"

"Why don't we just join Gholgoth?"
-- The Five Kingdoms [Melkor Unchained]

Questers: battleships are teh suck!

Krave corps: I love everybody! give me a hug!


Frisbeeteria(no offence to Fris): Spam fests are not agianst the rules! me teh pwn!

People's Republic Of Hurtful Thoughts

Hubert Pinkerton:

"ROHT...
POHT...
POT...

Oh I give up, secretary! Mind spelling the acronym for our country again! I'm a little under the weather right now..."

Overall:
Death to the Newbies!!!!!

Griffencrest:
"Why fight when I can simply buy you out at less cost to myself, that makes no sense at all..."

*bump*

Matt (Hogsweat): F**k the Hood, the United States is the greatest nation on Earth, NavyField sucks, and yesterday I pissed all over a Union Jack and then I told Velkya I loved him!

:rolleyes: