Fodmodmadtol
28-09-2005, 01:48
So here you find yourself, if you chose to click, in a curious Thread with a somewhat offensive title. I will assume that since you've clicked into this Thread, you're either thoroughly flushed, an irate mod, or a someone who's snickering. If you're just curious, may God bless you.
Behold! I have prepared for all a small contest of witticisms, intellect and genius. To be ever so melodramatic, a contest which can certify you can think. A succession of riddles and puzzles to solve within untold times. A quaint little challenge to see if any possess something sorely lacking; thought capacity.
Oh, and there's a prize. Something for which I would thank you graciously, aside from letting me know that there's at least someone in here that can think.
Behold! The Nebulous Criteria.
Premierement
One. Two. Three. A wicked red feathered bird; the three Saints doth battle. The author sleeps. Dumas dort dans le Panthéon.
I demand the name of the fourth Saint. Telegram Fod.
Behold! I have prepared for all a small contest of witticisms, intellect and genius. To be ever so melodramatic, a contest which can certify you can think. A succession of riddles and puzzles to solve within untold times. A quaint little challenge to see if any possess something sorely lacking; thought capacity.
Oh, and there's a prize. Something for which I would thank you graciously, aside from letting me know that there's at least someone in here that can think.
Behold! The Nebulous Criteria.
Premierement
One. Two. Three. A wicked red feathered bird; the three Saints doth battle. The author sleeps. Dumas dort dans le Panthéon.
I demand the name of the fourth Saint. Telegram Fod.