Spooty
22-09-2005, 20:02
A large crowd had ammassed outside the shiney building, a testament to the Christians overconfidence, they came to this land seeking converts and attempting to pervert the ways of Spooty, they now leave disgraced and embittered, it had all began many months ago, Evangelism arrived in Spooty, the SKB (Spiff Kid's Broadcasting) was filled with a schedule made primarily out of Tevangelist Reverands wanting to make a mark on Spooty, this was followed by the creation of the Christian Mothers Against All Rock Music, or CMAARM, there were many altercations between CMAARM leader Miss Whitt and lead singer of Spooty Tab (affectionatly dubbed Satan's Tab by the CMAARM) there was even a special concert played outside CMAARM HQ including a excellent cover of Stairway to Heaven which was played backwards.
Meanwhile the popularity of Tevangelism soared, Floydist Sermons were being played to Teens and Stoners as Acco Spoot attempted to stave of this frightening cult, every attempt made meant that his Church was filled with death threats from the CMAARM, even leader Mr Spoot was not safe as he was scandalised for having been found with a Spooty Tab CD, enough was enough and the Christians would have to go.
Fortunantely the problem was solving itself as the Christians found themselves at the mercy of the Worms who figured that this religon messed with their national pride, the CMAARM may have been ready for any complaints and for any arguments but when it came to physical violence they found that not even their god could save them now, although Mr Spoot condemned the attacks he did nothing to stop this claiming that he had not the manpower.
As the final Christian churches quaked in fear the Floydist Hammer movement stepped in, they fought the Worms like they did every day leaving Tevangelists to run and fear the march of the Hammers, and so we come to present day, the last Tevangelist Church, closed for demolishment, in it's place a Car Park is to built.
Meanwhile the popularity of Tevangelism soared, Floydist Sermons were being played to Teens and Stoners as Acco Spoot attempted to stave of this frightening cult, every attempt made meant that his Church was filled with death threats from the CMAARM, even leader Mr Spoot was not safe as he was scandalised for having been found with a Spooty Tab CD, enough was enough and the Christians would have to go.
Fortunantely the problem was solving itself as the Christians found themselves at the mercy of the Worms who figured that this religon messed with their national pride, the CMAARM may have been ready for any complaints and for any arguments but when it came to physical violence they found that not even their god could save them now, although Mr Spoot condemned the attacks he did nothing to stop this claiming that he had not the manpower.
As the final Christian churches quaked in fear the Floydist Hammer movement stepped in, they fought the Worms like they did every day leaving Tevangelists to run and fear the march of the Hammers, and so we come to present day, the last Tevangelist Church, closed for demolishment, in it's place a Car Park is to built.