NationStates Jolt Archive

From: The Republic of Torontia

To: Halberdgardia

The Republic of Torontia has issued arrest warrants for the following individuals:

President Kir Kanos of Halberdgardia

Kennix Kil, Secretary of State of Halberdgardia

All members of the Halberdgardian cabinet

All leading officials of the Halberdgardian Central Intelligence Agency (HCIA)

David Norton

Jack Norton

Brian Fischer

All of the above are guilty of:

Terrorism

Supporting terrorism

Conspiracy to commit terrorist acts

Conspiracy to commit murder

Conspiracy to commit genocide

Black market and drug dealing

Weapons smuggling

The above charges against the above individuals have been made by the Supreme Courts of Justice of Torontia.

Torontia will pay ANY nation 200 billion for the capture of all or any of the above individuals and for them to be handed to Torontia where they will face justice.

President Vader Tanakis

To: Colonel Vader Tanakis, the Republic of Torontia
From: Kenix Kil, Secretary of State, the Democratic Imperium of Halberdgardia
Re: Arrest Warrants

I was quite amused to discover I had a Torontian arrest warrant out for me. Fortunately, I never planned to visit your nation anyways.

Do you honestly believe you will get anyone to follow these alleged charges? You have no evidence of any of these officials committing anything to merit these trumped-up charges, nor do you have any jurisidiction over the individuals in question. They cannot be held responsible for alleged crimes in contradiction to the laws of a country they have never visited.

Additionally, nearly all of the individuals you have listed above are in secure locations now that we are involved in World War VII. If any hostile foreign powers attempt to abduct or harm any of the abovementioned persons in any way, our retaliation will be swift and severe.

Kenix Kil
Secretary of State
The Democratic Imperium of Halberdgardia

To: The leadership of Torontia
From: Richard Poe, Attorney General
Subject: re: Halberdgardia and terrorism

Given that Juumanistra and Halberdgardia are treaty-bound allies within an organization dedicated to peacible co-existance and the spread of free and representative institutions, these charges seem somewhat...harsh, to say the least. We request to see what evidence you have to support such charges against these individuals within the Halberdgardian leadership. In addition, we would like to know whether they have been tried in absentia or are you merely claiming they are guilty of these crimes? And, if they have been tried in absentia, Juumanistra would like to the court transcripts from the trials.

Seattle, Torontia

President Tanakis was in his office in the Presidential Palace talking to his cabinet members and the Central Command of the Torontian Armed Forces about what response Torontia should make to the outright refusal of Halberdgardia to cease it's support for international terrorism.

After more than three hours they all came to the conclusion that legal meas to stop terrorism from operating in Halberdgardia would come to nothing.

President Tanakis then decided that a military option would be needed to strike the terrorists in Halberdgardia.

Plans were made up for a multiple missile strike on Halberdgardia, with the aim to kill terrorist leaders Jack and David Norton and leading officials within the Halberdgardian regime.

To: The Republic of Torontia
From: McKagan Secretary of State, Jason Rose
Subject: Hal and Terrorism

What proof do you have of any of this! We are hereby removing ALL support from your nation. I don't know what you plan to do, but your hypocritical actions have gone TOO FAR! You have the NERVE to declare something like this without even poviding what would surely be those Photoshoped images you like to rant about?

We have given you chances to keep the shred of friendlyness between our nations alive, but you constantly push it, we have time and time again asked you to desist. But you refuse.

Rot in hell, Nazi bastard's.

(OOC: Torontia, I HAD to do it, Hal and I are on EXTREMLY good political terms (i think) and I can't keep a nonagression pact with you as long as you do this.)

Torontia

Over 100 cruise missiles were fired from their bases across Torontia and began their 6 hour long journey to Halberdgardia.

The targets included the HCIA HQ building, the Halberdgardian Presidential Palace, the Halberdgardian Defence HQ building, the safe house that Torontian intelligence sources have listed as a possible location of the Norton brothers and two military bases located in the Halberdgardian capital city.

Of course a number of the missiles would be downed by Halberdgardian AA defences, but as long as the Norton brothers and Kanos were hit, Torontia would consider the anti terrorist strike a hit.

"God dammit, Torontia just fired on Halbergardia!"

The Arizona Mountain Complex went to Condition Blue, armed for anything, including nuclear war, assets went to motion.

At Port Kilo several SSBN's and SSN's that had been in repair and/or leave were put to sea.

But some vessels were already at sea.

30 Sultan Class SSN's, with their 50 cruise missiles each, were in range of Torontia. MIIA Intelligence Satellites had earlier picked up military bases, possible safe houses, Palaces, and Naval Instalations. Of the 1500 available missiles 200 were launched to engage various forces.

The Sultans now headed away from their firing point, and would rest in peace knowing that no one would know exactly "who" fired those missiles.

From: The Republic of Torontia

To: Halberdgardia

The Republic of Torontia has issued arrest warrants for the following individuals:

[I]President Kir Kanos of Halberdgardia

Kennix Kil, Secretary of State of Halberdgardia



Both of these Great men have been allies and friends of the willink government for many years, we ask is you have any backing to these alagations, or are just provoking war.

Justin Scarfe, President

Torontia

Over 100 cruise missiles were fired from their bases across Torontia and began their 6 hour long journey to Halberdgardia.

The targets included the HCIA HQ building, the Halberdgardian Presidential Palace, the Halberdgardian Defence HQ building, the safe house that Torontian intelligence sources have listed as a possible location of the Norton brothers and two military bases located in the Halberdgardian capital city.

Of course a number of the missiles would be downed by Halberdgardian AA defences, but as long as the Norton brothers and Kanos were hit, Torontia would consider the anti terrorist strike a hit.

Deep in the wastelands of icy northern Leafanistan, one of the many decentralized Missle Command HQs reported a launch. A violation of the non-aggression pact. This was a clear act of war, full mobilization was ordered. All throughout Leafanistani cities, Red Tidean made defenses came online, Leafanistani-made defenses also came online. Silos opened up and Tungsten needles left their silos, headed for launch sites and major military targets. After they reached altitude, the massive boosters fell off, they parachuted back down to the ocean, the needles then continued their ballistic tragectory, simple physics dictated a nearly perfect hit, 5 m deviation at most.

65 needles falling, 3 minutes 'till impact.

Missile trains stopped and fired conventional Ballistic missiles and Biological warheads left their places and were again aimed at Torontia. They targeted other military bases and large farmlands, but the Bioagents were a mix of fungi, and bacteria to cause a massive plague on the food supply on Torontia, rendering the food inedible and causing mass crop die-offs. They were rigged to resemble improperly detonated warheads.

24 Conventional
15 Biological

Seceret IC to mckagan Hal, and leafy
The 1,000 meter long willink super-battlecruiser WNF- Webster is speeding toward the coast of Torontia at 38 knots, to bombard with its 12-24in guns and launch its assortment of Supersonic cruise missiles, a mix of nuclear, chemical, and Fuel air warheads.

4 Willink FAS subs have also launched to prowl the coast.
"We can provide multiple other forces to engage the enemy forces also". This message was sent to Allied nations.

(Since Arabanistan Hal, i have repaired my relations with Mckagan, if you did not know, and i cant provide that much, as im already fighting 2 wars.)

(OOC)

Leafy:

NO F/T

I NEVER paly FT, you know that.

Can use sattelites for intel, but please no space based weapons.

Can you amend your last post.

(OOC)

Leafy:

NO F/T

I NEVER paly FT, you know that.

Can use sattelites for intel, but please no space based weapons.

Can you amend your last post.

Tungsten needles are MT, but ok, I have Ballistic Missiles with these mounted on them anyway.

@Willink

We are totally unprepared navally, but IMAF is moving assets for a forward launch position designed to give us air superiority, after that, we'll unleash some rivers of fire.

(OOC)

Leafy:

NO F/T

I NEVER paly FT, you know that.

Can use sattelites for intel, but please no space based weapons.

Can you amend your last post.


Actually it is PMT, and here, educate yourself:


http://www.weeklystandard.com/Utilities/printer_preview.asp?idArticle=5700&R=C673D12

(OOC)

Does everyone agree on the need for a new thread on this war?

This was meant to be a thread with a one off missile strike, but now Torontia will have to go to war with you lot.

The only message able to escape to Haldbergardia was a quick,"Hold, hold." Indeed, the Empire saw an opportunity both for itself and the IADF and it did not want things to get out of hand, as much as it liked spilt blood. Haldbergardia was a treaty bound nation, and through the IADF the Empire wanted to put an end to all combat through peace, and not war.

Consequently, the Empire released it's first public document pertaining to the war:


On the Torontia-Haldbergardia Crisis
Unfortunately for Torontia, the IADF is bound to aid Haldbergardia through treaty, simply meaning that the enemies Torontia will make by contuining its policy of belligerence will multiply within a single decision. However, as we are an alliance that works to solve things by peace, and not through war, we have released this document to, perhaps, easen the diplomatic aspect of a possible peace. Our first task is to highlight all IADF articles that have anything to do with the situation at hand:


The Parties undertake to settle any international dispute in which they may be involved by peaceful means in such a manner that international peace and security and justice are not endangered, and to refrain in their international relations from the threat or use of force in any manner inconsistent with the maintaining international peace and security and justice unless such use of force is required to bring a return to peace and stability.

However, it also highlighted within the charter that we are to aid if a fellow member has been attacked, which it has been:


The Parties agree that an armed attack against one or more of them shall be considered an attack against them all and consequently they agree that, if such an armed attack occurs, each of them, in exercise of the right of individual or collective self-defense will assist the Party or Parties so attacked by taking forthwith, individually and in concert with the other Parties, such action as it deems necessary, including the use of armed force, to restore and maintain the security of the attacked Party or Parties.

Any such armed attack and all measures taken as a result thereof shall immediately be reported to the Security Council. Such measures shall be terminated when the Security Council has taken the measures necessary to restore and maintain international peace and security.

So, it is to say, we are in a rut. Should Torontia agree to end all acts of belligerence towards Haldbergardia until these talks have been finished then the IADF will promise to do what it can to completely stop the deployment of armaments to Halberdgardia. However, only through the cooperation of Torontia can a peace be achieved without the full destruction of Torontia.

So, we leave the final decision to Torontia - we hope you make the wisest choice.

[signed]Fedor I

The missiles had been picked up by the Halberdgardian First Naval Expeditionary Force, en route to Space Union to fight off the invaders supporting Automagfreek in World War VII, and immediately targeted. Those ships capable of it directed their anti-missile assets against the barrage, downing a significant number of missiles. However, the majority were moving too quickly, and passed overhead.

As the missiles approached the mainland, the remaining vessels still docked fired their anti-missile assets, claiming yet more missiles. Then the dedicated anti-missile installations of the mainland. Anti-aircraft guns fired off their kinetic-kill rounds at the missiles, and the Leafanistani-made Microwave LASER turrets activated, their intense pulses of microwave energy frying the circuitry of the remaining missiles. Any missiles that could have gotten through, unlikely tough that was, would be downed by MADAE, the massive anti-aircraft, anti-missile system that covered the entire Directorate region.

The submarine fleet, now having 1300 missiles left, moved into firing position once again.

Runways and hangars were easy to see.

The submarines began to fire their missiles. ALL of their missiles (1300 remaining). The mission was a prelude to bombing runs, designed to eliminate fighters units.

Targets were cruise missiles with high explosives targeted at hangars, and high density fuel-air/cluster bombs for various runways.

To: Leafistan

The Empire considers Rods of God as a weapon unfit for civilized war, consequently, should these be used the sattelites in launching position over the orbit of the Earth will be destroyed, and there will be no second guessing about it.

(OOC)

Does everyone agree on the need for a new thread on this war?

This was meant to be a thread with a one off missile strike, but now Torontia will have to go to war with you lot.

YES, EVERYONE HOLD THE IC POSTS!

Make a closed thread, we can then move other people in by TG'd invites (and the people who know they are in, I mean, come on,) start it by scoring the hits we've fired off now, then we'll go from there.

To: Leafistan

The Empire considers Rods of God as a weapon unfit for civilized war, consequently, should these be used the sattelites in launching position over the orbit of the Earth will be destroyed, and there will be no second guessing about it.

OOC: LeafANistan

Due to Torontia complaining, I do have smaller "Penetrators" mounted on ballistic missiles meant for bunker penetration and runway destruction. The Germans use similar (albiet smaller) Tungsten penetrators on their KE-kill rounds for their MBT. And they are currently on Ballistic Missile platforms, meaning it'll be a lot more 'civilized' than a river of fire from McKagan or nuclear weapons.

Encrypted Reply

I believe our penetrators are meant for runway destruction, bunker destruction, and silo destruction. We'll eliminate their launching structures without the nasty, indiscriminate 'rivers of fire' McKagan deploys, Fuel-Air-Munitions which can kill thousands, or nukes which will cause much mroe destruction. We have chosen the humane solution. According to our charts, McKagan is going to level Torontia at this rate. I believe we are more 'civil' than some other techniques. We value life, we want to minimize casualties and use precision weapons like this. Though if you wish to take them down, we can switch to our Fuel-Air-Munitions and nuclear penetrators.

Minister of Justified Candy

[OOC: Those tungsten penetrators used on armor are called sabots, and I use depleted uranium. However, there's a difference between a sabot and a god of rod falling thirty thousand feet through the atmosphere. The potential energies on both of them are completely different.]

Torontian AA and anti missile defences picked up the 200 missiles that were fired by McKagan.

Torontia's defences managed to destroy around 40 of the missiles before the got near the coastline, another 65 being destroyed over various parts of Torontia.

However 95 of the missiles managed to hit their targets and most came down in central Seattle.

The worst damaged areas of Seattle were the commercial districts and one of President Tanakis's palaces, though by now Tanakis was in an underground bunker deep under Seattle, along with Torontia's military and political leaders, thus they escaped any harm.

The death toll from the attack was:

1678 civilians

163 military personnel

[OOC: Those tungsten penetrators used on armor are called sabots, and I use depleted uranium. However, there's a difference between a sabot and a god of rod falling thirty thousand feet through the atmosphere. The potential energies on both of them are completely different.]

OOC: How else do I punch a hole in his bunkers? I can use KE-kill rounds, it'll be like a focused jet of metal, or if you prefer, I could use McKagan's "BURN IT ALL!!!" stategy, or nuke them. Lesser of 2 evils. We can't stand by as they try to kill our ally's leader!

Remember depleted Uranium dust may be responsible for Gulf War Syndrome. I could kill many more people if I use that.

OOC: How else do I punch a hole in his bunkers? I can use KE-kill rounds, it'll be like a focused jet of metal, or if you prefer, I could use McKagan's "BURN IT ALL!!!" stategy, or nuke them. Lesser of 2 evils. We can't stand by as they try to kill our ally's leader!

OOC: I've got a reputation, don't I? :p

OOC: How else do I punch a hole in his bunkers? I can use KE-kill rounds, it'll be like a focused jet of metal, or if you prefer, I could use McKagan's "BURN IT ALL!!!" stategy, or nuke them. Lesser of 2 evils. We can't stand by as they try to kill our ally's leader!


[OOC: You can use a more advanced bunker buster missiles. Or you can use a KE penetrator from a bomb. It really doesn't matter to be. But I ICly and OOCly disaprove from rods of god, simply because it seems as half of the players people use them on don't know what to do against them.]

The Webster prepared to launch it's missiles, fireing of its first batch, 350 Hypersonic Tv guided Cruise missiles (so i wont miss and kill civilians) with fuel-air and Nerve agent warheads, aimed at 2 Air force bases, and 1 Military port/base.

OOC: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabots

A Sabot is the thing that holds it in place, its called a KE-kill round. Same priciple on a large scale.

Oh, just hit the rod with an explosive, knock it on its side. Much less penetration and you have a large strip mining shovel now. Its not invinicible. An airburst with a small nuke should do it.

Stop writing so damn big !

Torontia

Over 100 cruise missiles were fired from their bases across Torontia and began their 6 hour long journey to Halberdgardia.

Dude, so you know a cruise missle has NEVER been able to exceed 2500km @ 850-900km/hr. roughly 3 hrs. Any longer than this would require such a large fuel bay as to make the weapon no longer able to perform the required manouvers. It would also make the warhead so small that a bottle rocket could do more damage! If you are looking for a 6hr range it would be the ICBM's with MIRV warheads. This is why there are NO land based cruise missle sites in North America!

(OOC)

For fucks sake!

I know fuck all about military technology and have no desire to know about it!

Im as drunk as fuck at the mo, so I will probably ask the mods to delete this thread in the morning as I don't really know why I made this thread up in the 1st palce!

(OOC)

For fucks sake!

I know fuck all about military technology and have no desire to know about it!

Im as drunk as fuck at the mo, so I will probably ask the mods to delete this thread in the morning as I don't really know why I made this thread up in the 1st palce!

OOC: First rule of the internet, never claim to post drunk, reduces credibility, and possible ban. Second rule, post on weed instead, its much more fun.

OOC: First rule of the internet, never claim to post drunk, reduces credibility, and possible ban. Second rule, post on weed instead, its much more fun.

You're my hero. :p

(OOC)

For fucks sake!

I know fuck all about military technology and have no desire to know about it!

Im as drunk as fuck at the mo, so I will probably ask the mods to delete this thread in the morning as I don't really know why I made this thread up in the 1st palce!

(OOC)

Imperial McKagan Tactical Command a little much for ya, eh?

:p

Sorry, I had to.

(OOC)

Imperial McKagan Tactical Command a little much for ya, eh?

:p

Sorry, I had to.

OOC: I think this is gimmick 'cause we can respond hard and fast, but I'll let it go.

Chieftain-class executive submarine Submariner One, Submerged Somewhere in the World

Kanos was sitting at the small desk of Submariner One, the submarine version of his Air Force One. He typed in a command on the Apple G5 computer his suite was equipped with, and after confirming with the captain that it was alright to use the satellite uplink, used the connection to acquire the latest DoD reports on the Torontia situation. The cruise missiles had been downed with no casualties, and the targets on the Torontian list were safe for now. He began thinking about retaliation. How to hit the Torontians back...

This response brought to you by the letter "Ø".

Er, yeah. Our support is with Hal, as it always is. I'm not going to write up a big reply if this thread gets closed or ignored or something.

This broadcast is made possible, in part, by support from Viewers Like You.

OOC: I think this is gimmick 'cause we can respond hard and fast, but I'll let it go.

Same here.

The thing is, it's not like this exposed any mater plan I had. I formed the Tactical Command, with consists of IMAF and Submarine forces.

It's how I won us air superiority over Frozopia in 2 engagements, and its how I (would have) given it to us here.

OOC: No time for an IC post but while my nation condemns Torontia's attacks I also condemn Leaf's and McKagan's responces.

I've dispatched a fleet to the area to stop any more attacks on Hal and to prevent McKagan and Leaf(Willink too) from taking things too far.

OOC: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabots

A Sabot is the thing that holds it in place, its called a KE-kill round. Same priciple on a large scale.

Oh, just hit the rod with an explosive, knock it on its side. Much less penetration and you have a large strip mining shovel now. Its not invinicible. An airburst with a small nuke should do it.

[OOC: Errr, just to clear things up, the entire round in general is called the sabot. Sabot means 'shoe' in French, and it's a canister that disintigrates within flight that lets go of a tunsten or depleted uranium shaped rod. In any case, why the hell would you nuke the rod? Not only would that damage your own equipment but you do all the damage the rod was going to do anyways yourself. What you do to destroy rods of god is simply destroy the sattelites.]

The Incorporated States of SkyCapt condemn this act on the nation of Halberdgardia. We side with them though I'm sure they will probably not need the help.

OOC: No time for an IC post but while my nation condemns Torontia's attacks I also condemn Leaf's and McKagan's responces.

I've dispatched a fleet to the area to stop any more attacks on Hal and to prevent McKagan and Leaf(Willink too) from taking things too far.

OOC: I'm ignoring anyone show trys to say anything about my response ICly, because thus far, no one knows those subs are even mine.

Reconaissance Sattelite MS-LXXVI

The hulk of metal slowly moved through its geosynchronous orbit around the center of the planet, keeping her high defenetion sattelites always on situations that pertained to the Empire, as well as her infra-red detectors and temperature detectors for naval and submergible weapons. The MS reconaissance sattelite system was perhaps one of the most advance ever put up by a nation on this world, and it featured systems that were six to seven times as advance as the French sattelite system. Indeed, the MS clusters could pick out one millionth of a baseball bat and zoom it and render it perfectly - that's how good the technology was. It was art in the modern world, and in the Empire's battles it became irreplaceable and vital to the success of her armed forces.

The International Allied Defense Federation had pinpointed Torontia, McKagan, Haldbergardia and Leafanistan, as well as smaller players such as Willink, as potential hotspots. Largely using Haldbergardian intelligence, who was bounded by treaty to the Empire, the Empire had begun to re-direct her sattelites in order to study said hotspots.

If one were to be directly outside MS-LXXVII they could see the huge telescopes ranging in and out in order to find the clearest picture of what those sitting on their arses in Fedala wanted to see. Indeed, everything the sattelite saw from it's ten or more telescopes would be downlinked to massive supercomputers sitting in an old bombshelter turned headquarters under the capital city of Fedala. That's when they saw what the wanted to see. When a submarine moved, no matter at what velocity, the propellers spinned which creates a churning vortex which makes a wake of water on the surface. Surface ships and reconaissance aircraft would have zero percent chance of seeing such a wake, since it was miniscule, however, from over four hundred kilometers altitude even the smallest wake would seem big compared to the water around it. Even more interestingly, the sattelites would also fire a blue-green laser, which had a certain depth, which would lock onto a submarine, and no matter how much manuevering could be done, the submarine would not be able to get it off. McKagan's submarines invited themselves to said detection systems, as in order to fire their ballistic missiles they had to rise to a certain altitude, making the later detection system perfect. Not only that, but how could they expect to keep secret, if what they were firing had the infra-red signature of ten fortress bombers, consequently, they even aided in the effort to catch them. Then, when they decided to turn around and move, they invited the former detection system. In other words, they had been caught red handed.

However, the sattelites within themselves would not be able to say what class of submarine, or who's was it, until a certain analysis had been done on the ground. After a while the SSBNs and SSNs had been pinpointed as Cartagena and Cadiz class, meaning they had been exported by Kriegzimmer. Kriegzimmer's records showed a list of importers of the technology and through a difficult process the IINSA checked the backgrounds of said nations. The only nation that was particularly active within this crisis who had bought said submarines was McKagan, so it was to say, the blame would be placed by them until it was proved otherwise.

The information deducted by the sattelite reconaissance cluster was quickly sent through ecrypted sattelite databursts to other International Allied Defense Federation states, making sure that the IADF would not be able to respond in kind, and see that this war ended in a civilized manner that would not unstabalize world harmony.

However, the Empire itself found itself torn between both sides. Torontia was the victim of a vile attack, and they would be compensated for what they were forced to go through. However, Haldbergadia was an ally through treaty, and consequently, there was no way the Empire could side with Torontia. Moreover, as McKagan was a frequent costumer of Kriegzimmer the nation had a certain level of protection from the Empire, as the Empire never liked loosing customers. However, Leafanistan was a different matter. The arrogance of the nation had led the Empire to despise its politics, and if the time came, the Empire would prove who was the strongest player in world politics.

[OOC: I assumed you were using Cartagenas and Cadiz' because you just recently bought some. If not, apologies, and in any case, the process would be the same, so it wouldn't really matter.]

(OOC: Y'know, I feel silly now, but I forgot about the SSN's I got from you. I'll use them later.)

IC:

We would like to point out, that despite the fact the large attacks on Torontia have been a little larger than needed, Leafanistan and this nation BOTH had non agression pacts with Torontia that stated that NO offensive action could be taking by Torontia unless he was first attacked.

He wasn't.

Leafanistan was fully within their rights.

Declaration to International Community, from The McKagan Presidential Palace

'Hello,

Tonight I would like to address the allegations made against this nation,' President Shawn Kreox began, 'We will now take responsibility for the massive attacks underway against Torontia at this very moment by forces under the rule of Imperial McKagan Tactical Command.

We will not, however, permit ourselves to be looked down upon because of the tactics we chose.

The New Order Regime in Torontia is well aware of the tactics employed by IMTC. They watched the fire bombings and mass missile attacks in Frozopia. They saw exactly how potent the tactic was, and how sucessful we were in accomplishing our goal of Air Superiority in the region. Only a fool would believe that such good tactics would be abandoned after a massive success of the sort by the Tactical Command.

Futhermore, this attack WAS NOT unprovoked. If anything, we were TREATY BOUND to defend our allies in Halbergardia from the COMPLETLY UNPROVOKED ATTACK. On top of this, Torontia THEMSELVES recently signed a Non Agression Pact stating that they would not attack offensivly, for our aid in any premptive strikes by any other imperialist agressors. However, the only imperialist here is the Torontian government themselves! They knew what would happen, it was their fault.

So tonight we send this message to everyone around the world. Rise up against the Nazi Regime in Torontia. Especially to the Torontia populace themselves, do not believe the lies you are being told, do not be afraid to ask your government questions. Help will come.

Good night,

(OOC)

Can you all stop playing this RP as Im asking the mods to close/delete it!

I was drunk last night and I have neither the desire NOR the time to RP such a big war!

Im Ignoring all posts of this thread, including my 1st post.

From: The Republic of Torontia

To: Halberdgardia

The Republic of Torontia has issued arrest warrants for the following individuals:

President Kir Kanos of Halberdgardia

Kennix Kil, Secretary of State of Halberdgardia

All members of the Halberdgardian cabinet

All leading officials of the Halberdgardian Central Intelligence Agency (HCIA)

David Norton

Jack Norton

Brian Fischer

All of the above are guilty of:

Terrorism

Supporting terrorism

Conspiracy to commit terrorist acts

Conspiracy to commit murder

Conspiracy to commit genocide

Black market and drug dealing

Weapons smuggling

The above charges against the above individuals have been made by the Supreme Courts of Justice of Torontia.

Torontia will pay ANY nation 200 billion for the capture of all or any of the above individuals and for them to be handed to Torontia where they will face justice.

President Vader Tanakis

This- Sober

This-drunk

Imgonna declareeeeeeeeee war on uuuuuu Halbegaradiaa,,,,,,gaahhhh.

(OOC)

Yeah really, how does someone who's drunk make posts with NO errors?

(OOC)

I get drunk in a different way.

Instead of staggering and vomiting, I never vomit when drunk, I get very depressed and feel awful and isolated.

Drink affects people in different ways.

Anyways, lets IGNORE this RP!

(OOC)

I get drunk in a different way.

Instead of staggering and vomiting, I never vomit when drunk, I get very depressed and feel awful and isolated.

Drink affects people in different ways.

Anyways, lets IGNORE this RP!

OOC: I tell my war stories, I start crying because I think I killed "Mikey", it might have been the VCs, but I still blame myself. I was born long after Vietnam and I have no idea whenever I drink this comes up. Whatever Torontia, *Ignored*.

The only time I was ever drunk (ok, people, remember how old I am,) I started pretending I was Axl Rose, then I fell down. :)

When I get drunk I mostly start laughing and start saying the stupidest things ever. I never get a hangover, ever. I also start hitting on girls more often than I do when I'm not drunk.

When I get drunk I mostly start laughing and start saying the stupidest things ever. I never get a hangover, ever. I also start hitting on girls more often than I do when I'm not drunk.
That's probably common with msot people... :p