Really big palm trees
20-09-2005, 22:58
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-- Date Received: 22:55 20.09.05 --
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HELLO to all you developing countries!
I will be brief - this weekend THE HOLY EMPIRE OF REALLY BIG PALM TREES is organising a march through THE KINGDOM OF K in a public display of rebellion against rebellion. Marijuana will of course be provided, as will ammunition for all you gun nuts out there!!!
This will of course be a peaceful protest and we do not expect any resistance!!
All we require from you is a small donation of 40 tree, your appreciation of the holy gumball and your signature on the dotted line below!
Please do not miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!! We feel that rebellion is a dangerous, dangerous new philosophy - we have seen, in other nations of course, such things as "EMO KIDS" appearing amongst good, hard-working citizens!! This must stop!! We have elected to fight fire with fire (so to speak) and rebel against the rebellion!! Please join our worthy fight!
THE HOLY EMPIRE OF REALLY BIG PALM TREES
Rebellion march against rebellion / protest against protest
I hereby grant and allow:
THE HOLY EMPIRE OF REALLY BIG PALM TREES inheritance of all my worldly possessions.
THE HOLY EMPIRE OF REALLY BIG PALM TREES to provide me with free
marijuana, regardless of the laws laid out in the constitution of
my own nation and will deal with the consequences myself.
I promise:
To be a good BOY/GIRL (delete as appropriate)
To pay homage to THE GREAT GUMBALL
That I like palm trees
Never to harm the floor.
Signed,
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Sincerely,
Prince Wacko
THE HOLY EMPIRE OF REALLY BIG PALM TREES.
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-- Date Received: 22:55 20.09.05 --
-- Origin: Pacific Ocean --
-- Transmission Begin --
HELLO to all you developing countries!
I will be brief - this weekend THE HOLY EMPIRE OF REALLY BIG PALM TREES is organising a march through THE KINGDOM OF K in a public display of rebellion against rebellion. Marijuana will of course be provided, as will ammunition for all you gun nuts out there!!!
This will of course be a peaceful protest and we do not expect any resistance!!
All we require from you is a small donation of 40 tree, your appreciation of the holy gumball and your signature on the dotted line below!
Please do not miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!! We feel that rebellion is a dangerous, dangerous new philosophy - we have seen, in other nations of course, such things as "EMO KIDS" appearing amongst good, hard-working citizens!! This must stop!! We have elected to fight fire with fire (so to speak) and rebel against the rebellion!! Please join our worthy fight!
THE HOLY EMPIRE OF REALLY BIG PALM TREES
Rebellion march against rebellion / protest against protest
I hereby grant and allow:
THE HOLY EMPIRE OF REALLY BIG PALM TREES inheritance of all my worldly possessions.
THE HOLY EMPIRE OF REALLY BIG PALM TREES to provide me with free
marijuana, regardless of the laws laid out in the constitution of
my own nation and will deal with the consequences myself.
I promise:
To be a good BOY/GIRL (delete as appropriate)
To pay homage to THE GREAT GUMBALL
That I like palm trees
Never to harm the floor.
Signed,
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Sincerely,
Prince Wacko
THE HOLY EMPIRE OF REALLY BIG PALM TREES.
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