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The DF Nuclear Uranium Weapons Facility,

We process all uranium found, we develop nuclear weapons, Due, to our alliance with the Revora Region we give discounts to them...

We, our company, make custom nuclear weapons so we cant assure you that our weapons will always work, this will be noted.

WE ALSO DEVELOP CUSTOM WEAPONS!!! Just tell us what you want, and supply us with the Reguired Uranium we need for that.

Latest News:

We are researching Trans-Fusion Nuclear Missiles now, being expected soon!

Orders can be told in replies and i would like to see this:

[Region Name (OPTIONAL)]
[Nation Name]


[Your Order]

[Comments]

--------Category One--------Ballistic Nuclear Weapons.

AFF-100F - Long Range Nuclear Weapon - 1 Million for 1 rocket *Tested and Working*
AFF-200G - 1000 Miles Range, Heavy Explosion, 1,5 Million for 5 Rockets *May not always precisely hit his target*
AFF-400BD - GPS Guided Nuclear Missile - 10 Million for 5 Rockets
AFF-1999BA - Also known as the big destoyer - 100 Million 10 Rockets

AFKI-3000 - GPS Guided Missile Nuclear Missile - 50 Million for 10

--------Category Two-------Nuclear Missile Packs
AFF-100F - Long Range Nuclear Weapon - 80 Million for 100 rockets
AFF-200G - 1000 Miles Range, Heavy Explosion - 1,30 Million for 50 Rockets
AFF-400BD - GPS Guided Nuclear Missile - 1000 Million 70 Rockets
AFF-1999BA - Also Known as the Big Destoryer - 10,000 Million for 1100 Rockets

AFKI-3000 - GPS Guided Missile Nuclear Missile - 5 Billion for 1000
AFKI-4000BETA - Heavy Nuclear Shells, GPS Guided Only Gettable in Packages - 400 Billion for 2000
AFKI-5000 - VERY Unstable, low change to hit, does devasting damage Only Gettable in Packages - 1000 Billion for 1000

--------Category Three-----Missile Upgrades
AFF-200G - Gives 30% extra Hit Chance - 1 Million


-------Category Four------Illegal Weapon of Mass-Destruction
Nuclear Missile Proto-499 - Dreadly powerfull, needs special installation to fire - 300 Billion for 1

Atom-Bomb - "The" Weapon, kill millions of ppl just with this weapon - 4000 Billion for 2
Clear-Out Bomb - Good for clearing out bases - 100 Billion for 10
-------Category Five-------Neutron Bombs
NOTE: Neutron Bombs, dont destroy anything, Neutron Bombs kill people, and other living things, they not destroy buildings or/and Tanks or vehicles!

Basic-22 Neutronic Bomb - Small Range, 50% to kill the target(s) - 1 Billion for 5
Basic-100 Neutronic Bomb - Medium Range, 50% to kill the target(s) - 10 Billion for 5
Basic-1000 Premius - LARGE Range (And then i mean really LARGE), 40% to kill the target(s) - 100 Billion for 5

--------Category Six-------ICBM's
*ALL ICBM's NEED A ICBM BASE TO LAUNCH!*
ICBM Peacemaker - Thermo-Nuclear Weapon of Mass Destruction - 100 Billion for 1
ICBM Minuteman - Long Range Intercontinental Ballistic Missile, unstable - 300 Billion for 1

--------Category Seven----Everything that NOT explodes
All of the things enlisted here are One-Time purchase.

ICBM Base - 4000 Billion - REGUIRED to fire ICBM's
Special Nuclear Missile Installation - 100 Billion

--------Category Eight----Special weapons of Extreme Large Scale Destructions

The AX300 Super Heavy Ballistic Missile - The strongest ICBM weapon ever made, its even so powerfull, that it is almost illegal, this weapon may only be used at DefCon 5... And will only sold if your contry has Defcon 5

We Reguire Special Documents for this weapon.
They must be signed by the UN!

Buying Price: 1 Trillion for 5

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NOTE THIS: It might happen that your Weapon not launch, we are responseable for that and supply you with a new missile

ALWAYS READ THE **** MANUAL!

We are >NOT< Responseable for Innocent kills, Unknown blow ups of rockets and damage/not working kernkopfen :P

The Republic of Chickamwanamaka would like to purchase 1 AFF-400BD - GPS Guided Nuclear Missiles - 1 Billion for 70 Rockets. If you please.

Payment is enclosed in this response


Chickawanamaka, for the payment of 10,000,000,000 credits. ( A tip is enclosed in the payment.)

It was a pleasure to do business with you.

Confirmed,

Give us the time to Process it. It will be there soon.

OOC: It's spelled 'Category', not catogory. Yeah, I'm big on typos and such

IC:
To: DF Nuclear uranium Weapons Facility
From: The Incorporated States of SkyCapt

We will place an order for:
2 AFF-1999BA Nuclear Missile Packs ($20 Billion [$20,000 Million])
The total comes to $20 Billion. The money has been wired, have a nice day.

Confirmed,

We have received ure Order, we will now process your purchase.

Have a nice day, and have a good time nuking!

*bump*

Bumpin Again

(im very sorry if im doing this wrong as im new so please forgive me as it looked like fun to join in)

The Empire of Arcaia would like to order

10 AFF-100F - Long Range Nuclear Weapon - 1 Million for 1 rocket

10 AFF-400BD - GPS Guided Nuclear Missile - 10 Million for 5 Rockets

Payment enclosed in reply
(if we are satisfied with your weaponary we will place more orders)

Yours faithfully The Government of Arcaia

Order done, good luck for you, we already have these weapons done,

It will be there in about a hour, make sure to have some good defences ready becuz i heard some ppl are STEALING newly buyed nuclear weapons

OOC: Arcaia, it's usually best to have a defence budget before buying stuff. Go to www.sunsetrpg.com/nxxmlparser, and type your nation's name in the search bar. Go down to defence budget, and if you have enough money to buy whatever it is you want, then go for it. And Dragonfl1, try to keep bumps at least 3 hours apart.

Tnx for that Note SkyCapt, look, that he/she is now in the Red Numbers i cant care, i made profit so, this nuclear weapons are illegal by the UN... So i aint responseable for that.

Anyway, ill will now keep bumps 3 hours away from each other.

Is their a possiblity that I could have production rights to your weapons. I will provide the nulear material to build them.

You mean you want me to make Nuclear Missiles for you so you can sell them on your own company?

Thats ok but under ONE condition

The price may NOT be higher then the price i have set for that weapon!

You mean you want me to make Nuclear Missiles for you so you can sell them on your own company?

Thats ok but under ONE condition

The price may NOT be higher then the price i have set for that weapon!

Great Idea, but no. I want you to build these nulear weapons for the Roman Strategic Command. To fill the needs of a nuclear aresenal to defeat the biggest of foes and to prevent war but threatening the enemy.

Fine, you may buy the building plans of the Weapons you would like

The price = The price of the weapon cost x 100

awaits order (and of course, if you supply me the uranium i will gladly build them!) :p

[Official Telegram from the Kingdom of Philthealbino

We, The Kingdom of Philthealbino, are concerned about the selling of weapons of mass destruction, in particular, that it may be sold to unstable countries who may cause the death of millions.

We urge The Armed Republic of Dragonfl1 to monitor and ensure that the safety of this fragile planet is not threatened by rouge states.

Adrian Woods.
Prime Minister.
Philthealbino.

Fine, you may buy the building plans of the Weapons you would like

The price = The price of the weapon cost x 100

awaits order (and of course, if you supply me the uranium i will gladly build them!) :p

I want all of Category 1 and 2

Total: about 8 trillion (It's an estimated guess)

I want all of Category 1 and 2

Total: about 8 trillion (It's an estimated guess)


Accepted.



and to
Adrian Woods.
Prime Minister.
Philthealbino.

Yes, we make sure these weapons are only sold to ppl when we are with it we monitor anything what happens, even better, these weapons cant be launched without our allowance. They cant be launched without my specialized team.

Of course, i have no rights on the weapon when somebody buys the Development rights. That will be a Issue for the UN Delegate then.

No worries, and thank god for our existance, and let it be for long.

Storefront closed.

Have a nice day, and send in your orders.

They will be processed tomorrow.

and?

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP!

BUMP!

Were back! No orders? Hmm strange?

B U M P

ooc erm a sept 05 nation with nukes godmoode
you need to be alleast 500 mill before nukes look at my nation

I dont have nukes... I make them, and sell them, i use the money of revoras region to make them, (with compromise of course)

And so what, i just make nukes for other countries so they can buy them.

:P

ooc you cant even make them until 500 million of course i have them cuz i have over 3 billion

I dont get it...

You mean i cant just make a Facility like this one whenever i want?

not untill you have 500 million pop and rescarched the tech

OOC: YES. Common sense, anyone?

Dammit

I wanted to make just something like this cuz it sounded like fun, but what can i make then anyway, its mean tough.

I just want to sell my nuclear weapons. And else i will let my allies make them for me so i can sell them :P

erm you could be flamed

flamed? oh gosh.... whats that :gundge:

insulted

Who did i insult then???

no 1 but some could you

im nearly immune to insulting :P

Ok lets stop this discussion please, its confusing me,

Let me state clear that im just selling weapons... I dont even want the money to be send to may nation, i just want to have some roleplaying fun here ^^

look im only trying to help many nations woulda dog pile ya

ok, and i just want to have some fun in this game, why cant i?


Ok i gonna be legal, what can i sell at my storefront then?

OOC: What he's trying to say is be realistic, don't try and jump rules. Sure, space warships aren't real, but at least they base them off moderately realistic concepts.

so i can just keep selling my nuclear things?


(please talk clearly to me becuz my english is not uber good)

in one word NO not yet

In One Sentence! I Was Talking To Southeastasia

His answer will do.

Thats 3 words.

Cool. A top-secret port is open to deliver the weapons. All scientists and workers of yours will be classified.

Your storefront needs a little work, but good job overall...

Here are a few things:
1) Atom bombs are that strong. Atom bombs are the first generation of nuclear weapons and use nuclear fission to create an explosion rather than nuclear fusion which releases more energy.
2) Your prices are a little cheap... 1 million for a nuclear weapon... it would probably cost you that much to make it...
3) Not sure why nuclear is in green twice...
4) What makes some of your weapons "illegal"
5) More detail overall... saying "This weapon is very powerful... it will kill lots of people..." is not a good product

The strongest ICBM weapon ever made, its even so powerfull, that it is almost illegal, this weapon may only be used at DefCon 5...
6) This sentence is barely coherent. Again the description is pathetic. What makes it almost "illegal". And why can you only use it at DefCon 5... Who would stop someone from using it at DefCon 3...

By the way DefCon 5 is peacetime - DefCon 1, is maximum alert level and wartime.

maybe later, im kinda busy on the moment, still thanks for the comments DMG :)

DF: I remodeled your layout so it looks better, edit your origional post with it. Good luck with your storefront!




The DF Nuclear Uranium Weapons Facility

We process all uranium found, and we develop our own nuclear weapons. Due to our alliance with the Revora Region we will give discounts to them... Our company makes custom nuclear weapons so we can not assure you that our weapons will always work, this will be noted.

Custom Weapon Requirements:
Fill out the form below
Supply the processed uranium of the grade you desire
Supply our desired price

Type: (Ex: Bomb/Missile/Torpedo/ect.)
Range (If Missile/Torpedo):
Lbs of Uranium/Plutonium/w/e:
Suggested Price:



Latest News:

We are researching Trans-Fusion Nuclear Missiles now! Expect Them Soon!


Ordering Process:

Orders must be filled out via the form below:

[Region Name (OPTIONAL)]
[Nation Name]

[Your Order]

[Comments]




--------Category One--------Ballistic Nuclear Weapons.

Name: Long Range Nuclear Ballistic Missile (LRNBM)
Item Number: AFF-100F
Range: 500 Miles
Price: 1,000,000 Per Rocket
Comments: Tried And Proven!

Name: High Power Nuclear Impact Rocket (HPNIR)
Item Number: AFF-200G
Range: 1000 Miles
Price: 1,500,000 Per Rocket
Comments: Precision Not Guaranteed

Name: GPS Guided Nuclear Rocket (GNR)
Item Number: AFF-400BD
Range: 1000 Miles
Price: 2,000,000 Per Rocket
Comments: None

Name: Mega Nuclear Rocket (MNR)
Item Number: AFF-1999BA
Range: 1000 Miles
Price: 10,000,000 Per Rocket
Comments: Also known as the big destroyer

Name: Type II GPS Guided Missile Nuclear Rocket (T2GPSGR)
Item Number: AFKI-3000
Range: 1500 Miles
Price: 5,000,000 Per Rocket
Comments: None



--------Category Two-------Nuclear Missile Packs

Name: Long Range Nuclear Cluster Missile (LRNCM)
Item Number: AFF-100F
Range: 1500 Miles
Price: 80,000,000 Per Cluster Missile – 100 Missile Pack
Comments: None

Name: High Intensity Nuclear Cluster Missile (HINCM)
Item Number: AFF-200G
Range: 1000 Miles
Price: 130,000,000 Per Cluster Missile – 50 Missile Pack
Comments: None

Name: GPS Guided Nuclear Cluster Missile
Item Number: AFF-400BD
Range: 1750 Miles
Price: 100,000,000 Per Cluster Missile – 70 Missile Pack (Independent Targeting)
Comments: None

Name: Planet Buster Nuclear Cluster Missile (PBNCM)
Item Number: AFF-1999BA
Range:2000 Miles
Price: 10,000,000,000 Per Cluster Missile – 1100 Missile Pack
Comments: Also Known as the Big Destroyer

Name: Type II GPS Guided Nuclear Cluster Missile (T2GPSGNCM)
Item Number: AFKI-3000
Range: 2000 Miles
Price: 5,000,000,000 Per Cluster Missile – 1000 Missile Pack
Comments: None

Name: GPS Guided Heavy Nuclear Shells (GPSGHNS)
Item Number: AFKI-4000BETA
Range: N/A
Price: 400,000,000,000 Per Package – 2000 Shells
Comments: Only Available in bulk

Name: Double Payload Nuclear Plutonium Infused Cluster Missile (DPNPICM)
Item Number: AFKI-5000
Range: 2500 Miles
Price: 1,000,000,000,000 For 1000
Comments: VERY Unstable, low change to hit, does devastating damage, Only Available in Bulk.



--------Category Three-----Missile Upgrades

Name: Missile Guidance System Upgrade
Item Number: AFF-200G
Range: N/A
Price: 1,000,000 Added Price to Missile
Comments: Gives 30% more Accuracy to a missile



-------Category Four------ Atrocious Weapons of Mass-Destruction

Name: Peacemaker
Item Number: Proto-499
Range: 5000 Miles
Price: 300,000,000,000 Per Missile
Comments: Requires a special installation to launch

Name: Omega Atom-Bomb
Item Number: Proto-501
Range: Depends on the Plane
Price: 2,000,000,000,000 Per Bomb
Comments: Population Crusher

Name: Bunker Buster
Item Number: BBUT-101
Range: Depends on the Plane
Price: 10,000,000,000 Per Bomb
Comments: Good for clearing out bases



-------Category Five-------Neutron Bombs
NOTE: Neutron Bombs, don’t destroy anything, Neutron Bombs kill people, and other living things. They do NOT destroy buildings, tanks or any other kind of vehicle!

Name: Type I Neutron Bomb (T1NB)
Item Number: Basic-22
Range: Depends on Plane
Price: 250,000,000 Per Bomb
Comments: Destroys Living Organisms in a small area.

Name: Type II Neutron Bomb
Item Number: Basic-100
Range: Depends on Plane
Price: 2,000,000,000 Per Bomb
Comments: Destroys Living organisms in a moderate sized area.

Name: Premium Neutron Bomb
Item Number: Basic-1000
Range: Depends on plane
Price: 20,000,000,000 Per Bomb
Comments: Destroys Living Organisms within a Very Large area



--------Category Six-------ICBM's

Name: Thermo-Nuclear Peacemaker ICBM
Item Number: ICBM1
Range: 9000 Miles
Price: 100,000,000,000 Per ICBM
Comments: Needs ICBM Launch Station

Name: Thermo-Nuclear Minuteman ICBM
Item Number: ICBM2
Range: 18,000 Miles (Capable of hilting Space borne Targets with accuracy)
Price: 300,000,000,000 Per Missile
Comments: Needs ICBM Launch Station



--------Category Seven---- Facilities

Name: ICBM Base
Item Number: B1
Function: To launch The Largest Missiles
Price: 4,000,000,000,000 Per Base
Payload: ICBM and Below

Name: Missile Silo
Item Number: B2
Function: To Launch Nuclear Missiles
Price: 100,000,000,000 Per Silo
Payload: Missiles

Name: Sea Based Missile Launching Facility
Item Number: B3
Function: To Launch Nuclear Missiles from Sea
Price: 1,000,000,000,000 Per Base
Payload: Atrocity Weapons And Below

--------Category Eight----Special weapons of Extreme Large Scale Destructions

Name: Sanctity ICBM
Item Number: AX300
Range: 20,000 Miles (Capable of hilting Space borne Targets with accuracy)
Price: 200,000,000,000 Per Missile
Comments: Needs ICBM Launch Station – Requires UN Seal Of Approval



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Our Guarantee: Should it happen that your Weapon will not launch, we are responsible, and will supply you with a new missile!

ALWAYS READ THE **** MANUAL!

We are >NOT< Responsible for Innocent kills, explosions of rockets in Silos, and damage cause by their failures.

good layout, but my previous points still stand.

*humble bow* I try... I did want to point out that you used alot of the same names, so I assigned them Type II and Type III designations. I also Aggree with DMG's statements.

angelonisia has decided to expand our nuclear arsenal

5 AFF-1999BA @10bil $ =50bil $

the money has been wired