Muesilania
18-09-2005, 12:40
In Muesilania children are safe to walk the streets, you can leave your car unlocked (not that anybody does) without anybody thinking about taking it. We have created a crime-free area.
Our police force, armed at all times rarely combats crime. There is no crime. The last murder never happened. The MTF, famous in our land for its ruthlessness and incredible ability of capturing criminals, is well known.
Our message to criminals today is if you are going to come to Muesilania to commit a crime, make sure you bring a toothbrush. The last people to come here to do so, they are being tried within an international court for a number of crimes that many nations have put against them.
Do not come to Muesilania to commit a crime, you will pay.
Our police force, armed at all times rarely combats crime. There is no crime. The last murder never happened. The MTF, famous in our land for its ruthlessness and incredible ability of capturing criminals, is well known.
Our message to criminals today is if you are going to come to Muesilania to commit a crime, make sure you bring a toothbrush. The last people to come here to do so, they are being tried within an international court for a number of crimes that many nations have put against them.
Do not come to Muesilania to commit a crime, you will pay.