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I Challenge everyone to battle me!

Come and I will show you how great my army is!

I have Mongolian liek hords, but with tanks, not horses!!!!

The Place Of Omg its da n00b landz

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I fire the ignore cannon and win, but it doesn't work because I'm not ignoring you by posting with this, thus cancelling the ignoring part of the ignore cannon.

I'll just nuke you. Where are your hordes now????

I fire the ignore cannon and win, but it doesn't work because I'm not ignoring you by posting with this, thus cancelling the ignoring part of the ignore cannon.

I'll just nuke you. Where are your hordes now????

Jenrak, stop feeding it, ignore it and it has no choice but to go away.

I fire the ignore cannon and win, but it doesn't work because I'm not ignoring you by posting with this, thus cancelling the ignoring part of the ignore cannon.

I'll just nuke you. Where are your hordes now????

They are coming close to your country. I just sent them, and they have a top speed of 60 miles per hour.

Jenrak, stop feeding it, ignore it and it has no choice but to go away.

OOC: Fine, I will. Stop demanding too much. *shakes fist*

OOC: Why don't you read the stickies? (They're always at the top of the page) And btw... I have a professional army. Wanna see it? ^_^

OOC: Fine, I will. Stop demanding too much. *shakes fist*

OOC: Thank you, we'rte now just going to let this die, specifically by calling the mods.

OOC: Why don't you read the stickies? (They're always at the top of the page) And btw... I have a professional army. Wanna see it? ^_^

I just want to fight a war. It's so hard to come up with a reason, so someone fight me!

They are coming close to your country. I just sent them, and they have a top speed of 60 miles per hour.

OOC:
Hello and welcome to NS (if you're a newbie), or wtf if you're an experienced player just screwing with us.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=437653

You can read this sticky if you'd like a firm grounding in how NS works. It's best to first read it, and then click the links if you'd like specialized info

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=357975
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=294193
a pair of other random threads that might help

Hey, I just wanna fight a war!!!! Sum1 letz fight!

This guy is seriously a puppet. Can any mods close this please?

Hey, I just wanna fight a war!!!! Sum1 letz fight!

dude, any war that you fought you would lose, you spend nothing on defence meaning that the best army you could have would use bludgening tools...

I"m Bored And Just Want To Fight So Bad!!!!!111 Why Is That Wrong???

dude, any war that you fought you would lose, you spend nothing on defence meaning that the best army you could have would use bludgening tools...

How do you know?

I"m Bored And Just Want To Fight So Bad!!!!!111 Why Is That Wrong???

why you no listen?

you spend no money on defence, this means no army, none, non existant gone.... Please read the stickies....

why you no listen?

you spend no money on defence, this means no army, none, non existant gone.... Please read the stickies....

Stop telling me what I do with my money!!!!!

How do you know?

http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=Omgitsdan00blandz

dude, any war that you fought you would lose, you spend nothing on defence meaning that the best army you could have would use bludgening tools...

Tell that to the Africans that kicked Mussolini's ass during pre-WW2. They had only sticks, spears and bows and arrows.

((Please, stop...helping him with this.))

Tell that to the Africans that kicked Mussolini's ass during pre-WW2. They had only sticks, spears and bows and arrows.

yeah but they also had tactics, the most that this guy could afford on a budget of 0 would be an old dude with a string vest and a slingshot catapult, still i suppose he could like kill one dude maybe two?

I Challenge everyone to battle me!

Come and I will show you how great my army is!

I have Mongolian liek hords, but with tanks, not horses!!!!

The Place Of Omg its da n00b landz
You are such a n00b! You have no money, therefore no millitary. You would be no match against my orbital weapons and AirTanks, but I would not fight a n00b who makes up their own RPing rules. Somebody please close this n00bish junk!

Leader of Omgitsdan00blandz,

Our reports (which are 99% accurate in this particular case) indicate that your nation houses only approximately 6 milion people, more then half of whom are unfit for military service. Even if you recruit and hastily train anybody fit for military service (which would be devastating for your nation), you will end with very small and poorly trained army. Also our reports indicate that you spend no money of your nation's Defence whatsoever. Considering all this, the majority of nations in the world can defeat your nation with ease. You might wish to spend some time developing your nation and its military before you declare war on anybody.

Consider this a friendly advice.

P.S.

To check allocation of your government budget, follow the link bellow:
http://www.nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=Omgitsdan00blandz

Can a mod please close this thread?

Can a mod please close this thread?

Guff has already posted it on the Mod forum, now it just has to be closed, be patient my friend...

((Actually, we aren't really doing anything to help that by replying, are we?))

Don't tell me what my money does! I control my money! I spend some money on military, and no ghey site tells me what I do to my money!!!!

How do you know?
OOC:

secretp.ath.cx/ns

Look at your nations stats. Although this is just on varible.

well n00blandz i thought we had got through to you and were beggining to bring you round to the light side, but you're just another n00b... tis a shame

well n00blandz i thought we had got through to you and were beggining to bring you round to the light side, but you're just another n00b... tis a shame

Your the ones trying to tell me wat I do with my money! Yu also tell me what my population is!! You are the ones Godmoding!

OOC: Well actually, he probably can have a military, using sticks, WWI/WWII era weapons, and maybe a few salvaged modern weapons. But that's about it.

Your the ones trying to tell me wat I do with my money!

no, you answer the issues which determine where your money goes, therfore we are just telling you what you have already done, i hope someday you come back to NS and you realise the importance of NSeconomy...

no, you answer the issues which determine where your money goes, therfore we are just telling you what you have already done, i hope someday you come back to NS and you realise the importance of NSeconomy...

I never answered issues! I never even answered the questions they ax wehn I made the nation!

((*Sigh* Pity he's a n00b (a new person who doesn't want to follow the rules/makes up their own rules, purposely doesn't roleplay you get the picture. Just in case you don't know the difference) and not a newb (A new person who doesn't know the rules yet and at least tries to roleplay a bit, and CAN become a good roleplayer. We've all come from there)))

Don't tell me what my money does! I control my money! I spend some money on military, and no ghey site tells me what I do to my money!!!!
What you do with your money is actually affected by how you choose to handle daily issues. Learn how NS works, and then start going to war with other nations.

Yu also tell me what my population is!! You are the ones Godmoding!

The following quote is taken from The Dictatorship of Omgitsdan00blandz frontpage, in bold is the population

The Dictatorship of Omgitsdan00blandz is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning n00b population. Its cynical population of 6 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government appears to have no policy direction whatsoever. The average income tax rate is 23%, but much higher for the wealthy. A tiny private sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, followed by Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration.

Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Omgitsdan00blandz's national animal is the n00b and its currency is the n00k.


Omgitsdan00blandz is ranked 3rd in the region and 60,361st in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

therfore NS is telling you your population we havn't godmodded at all, anyways this smelling too much like a puppet....

Your the ones trying to tell me wat I do with my money! Yu also tell me what my population is!! You are the ones Godmoding!

Your population is 6 million, though. It says so on your nation sheet. You also have all your money in Administration, which is NSeconomy is saying. It's not godmodding, it's research on your nation. To increase your nation more quickly, I suggest you place to two issues per day, and choose wisely. To increase your military budget (and thus begin building a force), you would favour issues that involve military. Also, increasing your economy wouldn't hurt.

As others have proposed, this will be helpful:
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=408855

Don't tell me what my money does! I control my money! I spend some money on military, and no ghey site tells me what I do to my money!!!!
OOC:
Wait a while war-hungry guy let your decisions as a leader prove to make you a military great warrior. Until then, allow your county to grow and ask assistance from other war-like nations - then you can attack now.

FWIW...I have a dream of a creating an unofficial war simulator fo the game that uses your nationstates stats... with multiple battles and mutliple countries to fight in it. its already in the works of making, if anybody has php / html experience, drop my nation a telegram. So far.. its very simple and it is only one nation vs one nation. People in my region are testing it right now.

heres the link
secretp.ath.cx/ns/test.htm

(you need to be in the The Whissssssscat Islands region to be a tester at the moment) this will be waived if you have php / html experience and show me some of what you have done in the past. - besides my code looks like junk - i could use the help!

ooc: hopefully my script will help end godmodding!

Your the ones trying to tell me wat I do with my money! Yu also tell me what my population is!! You are the ones Godmoding!

Here are the problems:
1) you see, Nationstates says what your population is for your nation. You made this nation yesterday, so you have a population of 6 million. You may RP with a higher one once you get experienced, but only within reason.

2) you are the one who made the decisions about your money being spent. You answered a questionairre when you made your nation, and you've presumably answered a few issues since then. The answers that you choose in those issues determine what your government spending priorities are and aren't, as well as your economic, political, and civil freedoms.

http://nstracker.retrogade.com/index.php?nation=Omgitsdan00blandz

Take a look at the above link for an idea of what your nation's stats are, according to your own decisions and your size. Want to get bigger? Well, you'll have to hang around a while and let that happen gradually. Want to spend more on X? Then manipulate your answers on the issues as such.

I don't like the populaton thing cuz I'll never catch up to you, so IGNORED!!!!

-snip-

OOC: Check your telegrams.

think the best thing to do is just to start a war with him. When he does the n00b stuff, like "My n00ks cum down on j00, adn yur al ded l0s30rz!!!!111oneoneelevenshiftone" We tell him why it's a GodMod. If he listens, then you can change him into a real roleplayer. If not, then he really is a hopeless n00b. It looks like the only way we can teach him how to roleplay right is by example. So we do it like this:

Noobzland: "I f1r3 da n00x!!!!111111, and I have 134563678845252 of them!"

Good RPer: "you can't do that! You can't have that many nukes"

N00bzland: "Ok, well I sent a billion men army to kil j00!!!!"

Good RPer: "Here's some links for you (Links)"
((Aha! Proof he's a puppet! This is his deleted post. Guess he forgot to log out.))

((Aha! Proof he's a puppet! This is his deleted post. Guess he forgot to log out.))

I talk to myself!!!!111

((Aha! Proof he's a puppet! This is his deleted post. Guess he forgot to log out.))

Haha, what a sad, sad thing to do.

I talk to myself!!!!111

give it up dude, you've lost, now who are you? Really?

((Aha! Proof he's a puppet! This is his deleted post. Guess he forgot to log out.))

heh. cute.

As if we didn't already know he was a puppet...

But seriously, he could have a privitized army (i.e. mercanaries). Why doesn't anyone think of this?

((Oh well. Thought I might as well put up the deleted post anyway. *Feels stupid now*))

Haha, what a sad, sad thing to do.
well its still roleplay...well um sort of...lol but...if hes not a newbie, then why ACT like one? I just dont understand the logic.

I just wanted to RP. I guess ppl at Nation STatesz hat roleplaying. Do you know of a game where I can roleplay?

I just wanted to RP. I guess ppl at Nation STatesz hat roleplaying. Do you know of a game where I can roleplay?

Pokémon?

Pokémon?

I want armiez and n00x!!!! Not things that attack and from ballz

((Go play a strategy game, like Red Alert 2 or Starcraft))

((Go play a strategy game, like Red Alert 2 or Starcraft))

I wannna play wit ppl!

((Then play online.))

I wannna play wit ppl!

NS is the best, but you have to learn to RP properly

OOC:
Wait a while war-hungry guy let your decisions as a leader prove to make you a military great warrior. Until then, allow your county to grow and ask assistance from other war-like nations - then you can attack now.

FWIW...I have a dream of a creating an unofficial war simulator fo the game that uses your nationstates stats... with multiple battles and mutliple countries to fight in it. its already in the works of making, if anybody has php / html experience, drop my nation a telegram. So far.. its very simple and it is only one nation vs one nation. People in my region are testing it right now.

heres the link
secretp.ath.cx/ns/test.htm

(you need to be in the The Whissssssscat Islands region to be a tester at the moment) this will be waived if you have php / html experience and show me some of what you have done in the past. - besides my code looks like junk - i could use the help!

Dammit, i wanted to try that.

1st: Changing your population from what it says on your national description can be considered population wanking, which is severely looked down upon by almost all RP'ers. I wouldn't suggest doing it, ever.

2nd: Creating a thread for the fact that you want to go to war, without actually RP'ing a single thing is considered spam. If you want to go to war, look through the forum and telegram them to see if they are interested, or you can create a thread here describing the scenario you'd like and tell everyone a bit about your nation (who's your leader, what is your country like, what kind of government do you have?).

3rd: Jenrak, posting "Please lock this thread moderators" in this thread without actually reporting it in Moderation won't get anyone anywhere. If you're going to ask us to lock it, please request it in the Moderation forum (if it isn't already requested).