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A new notion bt the empire of caronicilia declares: you asses are mine, and you rightfully belong to MY bigass empire. any body who helps will be rewarded with a bigass emire of thier own.

*sighs*

OOC:Im guessing hes declaring war on everyone *shakes head*

just about

unless you want a big ass empire

OOC:HEllo and welcome to Role=playing. Before proceeding, I suggest you read The Euroslavia Series of Helpful Hint (just click here and you're there!) (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=408855). It will help you.

1. Why do this ?

2. Euro will lock this thread.

what do you mean?

Usually a nation that trys to take over the world loses horribly,especially a nation with a population of 12 million *laughs* also click on the link that varsola posted to read about the rules about declaring war :)

God I havn't fragged a n00b in SO long. You're lucky I'm kicking that habbit or you'd be another notch on my Dead N00B Belt (got like twenty...hehe).
Anyways learn to RP (read Euro's guide) and pray that the n00b killers arn't around to see this.

I think most of us here are willing to improve the game, not kill it - at least I am. I have no respect for those hunt the new guys down, even if they seem to be rediculing the game.

In any case, Welcome to NationStates. I can see you are new to these boards, consequently I will offer my services to get you through to a nice, smooth beginning. First of all, I suggest you read the following threads in succession. The first of which is the reknown Guide to NationStates (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=357975), which will introduce you into role playing and such. If you’re interested in improving your role playing understanding, I suggest you look at Role Playing Tips and Suggestions (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=406680), which offers a host of different tips. Unfortunately, due to some who disrespect the standards of NationStates, we do employ a word called godmodding, which includes exaggerating your statistics, and for a better understanding read this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=367578).

If you wish to further dive further within the game please telegram me, and I will offer you a wonderful host of links which will explain just about anything. Thanks for your time!

-Mac

I think most of us here are willing to improve the game, not kill it - at least I am. I have no respect for those hunt the new guys down, even if they seem to be rediculing the game.

In any case, Welcome to NationStates. I can see you are new to these boards, consequently I will offer my services to get you through to a nice, smooth beginning. First of all, I suggest you read the following threads in succession. The first of which is the reknown Guide to NationStates (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=357975), which will introduce you into role playing and such. If you’re interested in improving your role playing understanding, I suggest you look at Role Playing Tips and Suggestions (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=406680), which offers a host of different tips. Unfortunately, due to some who disrespect the standards of NationStates, we do employ a word called godmodding, which includes exaggerating your statistics, and for a better understanding read this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=367578).

If you wish to further dive further within the game please telegram me, and I will offer you a wonderful host of links which will explain just about anything. Thanks for your time!

-Mac


OOC- Lol, you sound like a waitress talking to small, bratty children. He is right though, read those.

k, thank you, i now realize my post is a waste of time. sorry :rolleyes:

Yea, it's my new automated response to the new guys who show they can't role play worth beans.

Yea, it's my new automated response to the new guys who show they can't role play worth beans.


In more politicly incorrect terms, you said: You are a N00b ! Read these, and you will be a Newb ! God bless you !

sorry :(

I'm making a prediction.

In 2007, this guy will be the most powerful nation on the game.

I'm making a prediction.

In 2007, this guy will be the most powerful nation on the game.


Lol, no i will

sorry :(

Dude, chill, this is what my posts looked like when I first started out:


The Spanish Armies have decided to pull out of Belgium, in concert with the Italian armies. All French conscripts have had their armaments taken away and are told to return to the normal population.

In Tolouse the Spanish embassy has been closed and Prince Fineguax put in a car and sent to Spain.

A full Imperial pull out will finish in four days - Italians back to Italy and Spaniards back to Spain. We will not focus on the defense of our borders.


As you can see, we all need practice :-P.

I'm making a prediction.

In 2007, this guy will be the most powerful nation on the game.
Ironically enough, the nations who have ridiculed him will fall under the might of his armies, navies, and air forces.
edit: And that, Macabees, is why I have wisely decided to rapidly build up my Incorporated Army. :D

Ironically enough, the nations who have ridiculed him will fall under the might of his armies, navies, and air forces.

That's a bad omen for me then.

uh i sorta went over this in the skycapt war, calm down read somethings about rping and then slowly ease yourself into it also declaring war on me will have dire consequences.

Cloned ignore troopers are preparing to dispatch in the event of other noobish statements prepare to be uterly ignored.

:(

Ironically enough, the nations who have ridiculed him will fall under the might of his armies, navies, and air forces.

I can see it now:
2007
<_< >_> HE DID IT!! -points at random nation-

:(

you seem sorry and seeing as how i am mercifull (ha if i even tried to attack you on this we will have a major dogpile where my nation your nation and billions of men will die) i have decided not to attack you and welcome.

k, thank you, i now realize my post is a waste of time. sorry :rolleyes:
The thread originator has abandoned the thread and learned from his mistake. What excuse do the rest of you have?