NationStates Jolt Archive

STOREFRONT CLOSED

Sorry, I've recently restarted my nation to take it down a far more serious path, to all the people who posted before I put this up I'll not be taking orders, if however another person wishes to open there own Storefront on a similar vient they are more than welcome, infact encouraged to do so.

We think we have thought up a use for the Pedigree Little Purple Monkey:
Keeping boring people busy while you sneak off an do other things
Now, we shall take 2 of them, for $2,000.

I'll take 5 of the common ones for $100. They seem so cute and stuff!

Telegram from Mr Spoot to SkyCapt

Congratulations for finding a use, you will be refunded $200 and a free T-Shirt is also included, we hope you enjoy.

Telegram from Mr Spoot to Pschycotic Pschycos

You're Monkeys have been bagged tagged and are on their way, a complementary T-Shirt is also coming your way.

yay!!! A t-shirt!! I can add it to my collection! There, that makes 31, one for everyday of the month!!

we would like the ammo monkeys but would like to know what other minor tasls they can do. 1,000 shall be enough 200,00 will be wired upon confirmation. also how much weight can they carry.

Telegram From Mr Spoot to Trade Of Noobs

An Ammo Monkey can perform tasks such as reloading, refuelling, carrying tools etc they can carry up to about 160 lbs at maximum, this will impare their movement and will likely crush the poor buggers, a T-Shirt has been given amongst your purchase.

We would like 2,000 of the ammo monkeys 400,000 will be wired upon confirmation.

Telegram From Mr Spoot to Piglatnia

2,000 Monkeys are on your way, aswell as the Monkey Farm complementary T-Shirt, enjoy.

(OOC: on a sidenote, there are now two more breeds, the Ninja Monkey and the Repair "Greaser" Monkey)

we seeing as how you updated your items, would now like 1,000 ninja monkeys as well a million will be wired upon confirmation. Also does it come with a katana or do we need to suply those.

Telegram From Mr Spoot to Piglatnia

Katanas need to be supplied seperatly, there is not much point as a Ninja Monkey is not great at any form of combat, just stealth, we will send another T-Shirt along with this transaction

I'll order five hundred ninjas at 500,000 dollars. Don't worry, swordmaking is still big in my nation, there will be now shortage of swords.

Telegram From Mr Spoot to Pschycotic Pschycos

Your shipment is on it's way along with another novelty Monkey T-shirt, we hope you enjoy.

I would like to know how many purple monkeys can be dispatched hourly/on average by a red monkey. Also do you believe red monkeys pose any serious threat to a native porcupine population? Thank you.

I will take 5 common, and 10 red, for $500.

Telegram From Mr Spoot to Xantru

on average, i would say between the number of 10 and 30, the Porcupine does have an inbuilt defence system which may deter some Red Monkeys but the more determined will get likely get through, so no immediate danger but if left unchecked then you could be in trouble.

Telegram From Mr Spoot to Starenell

Your order has been prepared, be sure not to mix the Reds in with the Purples, you have also been given our complementary T-Shirt.

Little Purple Bump Monkey

Little Purple Bump Monkey

I have added a new breed

To: The Purple Monkey Farm
From: Tom and Jerry's Gas Station and Repair Shop

We have an order to place for 25 Little Purple Greaser Monkeys to work at our repair shop. $5,000 has been wired, we await delivery of the Purple Monkeys. Have a nice day.

Telegram From Mr Spiff to Tom and Jerry's Gas Station and Repair Shop

The Monkeys have been sent and your free humurous T-Shirt included, thank you, drive through.

Hmm...Im tempted to make my Manium colony run by monkeys, while their human overlords reap the benefit. I might buy something later.

we'll reserve a T-Shirt for you

We will take 500 Purple Soldier Monkeys
A total of 125,00000 is being wired to you as we speak :)... and toss a regular monkey in there too
Updated total is 12500020

I...can't...resist. Must...have...ninja monkey. Money will...be wired in...advance.

100x Pedigree Little Purple Monkey
100x Little Purple Farming Monkey
200x Monkey Slop

Total with Discount (Pink Floyd +Anarchy) = USD$150,999.85

I have decided to breed my own, my chief scientists have figured out that if we breed these to together we would create the Parumstemmaagrariuspuniceusmonachus, or the Pedigree Farming Little Purple Monkey, they would serve as a distaction as the comically farm... If you would like me to help you breed them, I have specialists in the field...

To the Purple Monkey Farm,
The Democratic Liberation Army of Palatius would like to acquire 6,000 Little Soldier Monkeys, to aid in our cause. The total price of this, being USD 350,000, 6,000,000 lb of monkey slop, amounting to 60,000,000. In total, being USD 6,350,000, which will be wired immediately from one of our many bank accounts.
Sincerely,

Romulus Aurelius,
Provisional Commander-In-Chief,
Democratic Liberation Army,

Fort Draconus,
Liberated Palatius

(OOC: holy crap, I go on holiday for a day and this happens, oki)

We will take 500 Purple Soldier Monkeys
A total of 12,500,000 is being wired to you as we speak ... and toss a regular monkey in there too
Updated total is 12,500,020

Telegram From Mr Spiff to DrachRyu

The Monkeys have been packaged and are on their way, we have also included your free T-Shirt, we hope that these Monkeys prove useful to you.

I...can't...resist. Must...have...ninja monkey. Money will...be wired in...advance.

Telegram From Mr Spiff to Templa

Your Ninja has been packaged and is on it's way, including your free T-Shirt, I hope we can do business again somtime.

100x Pedigree Little Purple Monkey
100x Little Purple Farming Monkey
200x Monkey Slop

Total with Discount (Pink Floyd +Anarchy) = USD$150,999.85

I have decided to breed my own, my chief scientists have figured out that if we breed these to together we would create the Parumstemmaagrariuspuniceusmonachus, or the Pedigree Farming Little Purple Monkey, they would serve as a distaction as the comically farm... If you would like me to help you breed them, I have specialists in the field...

Telegram From Mr Spiff to Palixia

It is an honor to serve an ally such as yourself, we will assist in your breeding as we have experts in this feild, we ask in return that we are able to use the same breeding process for this Farm, you T-Shirt and Monkeys are on their way.

To the Purple Monkey Farm,
The Democratic Liberation Army of Palatius would like to acquire 6,000 Little Soldier Monkeys, to aid in our cause. The total price of this, being USD 350,000, 6,000,000 lb of monkey slop, amounting to 60,000,000. In total, being USD 6,350,000, which will be wired immediately from one of our many bank accounts.
Sincerely,

Romulus Aurelius,
Provisional Commander-In-Chief,
Democratic Liberation Army,

Fort Draconus,
Liberated Palatius

Telegram From Mr Spiff to Palatius

We thank Palatius for using us for their Monkey based products, the Monkeys and accompanied T-Shirt has been packaged and is on it's way to your nation.

ooc: Holy Crap this is great!

We'll take 400 Common Purple Monkeys and 200 Red Monkeys. Also we wish to purchase the production rights to monkey slop.

The appropriate funds will be wired on confirmation of the order.

Telegram From Mr Spiff To MassPwnage

We will send the appropriate Monkeys and the free Humorous T-Shirt, we will also sell the production rights but you must only use this for your own purposes only, we sell said production rights for $20,000 USD we hope this is fair and we hope that we can do business again sometime

(OOC: why thank you, I was hoping somone would find it great, you've made my day.)

Telegram From Mr Spiff to Palixia

It is an honor to serve an ally such as yourself, we will assist in your breeding as we have experts in this feild, we ask in return that we are able to use the same breeding process for this Farm, you T-Shirt and Monkeys are on their way.

Telegram from Robert Plant to Mr. Spiff
We do allow you to use the Pedigree Farming Little Purple Monkey, we will help you breed them as we already have 10 of them over here... It is a great day for our nation bringing over the Little Purple Monkey... We would like to inform you of some info on the Pedigree Farming Little Purple Monkey

INFORMATION
Pedigree Farming Little Purple Monkey
Apperance: Ranging from 1-3' fully grown, wears a thin tuxedo (male), or a fine dress (female), has medium layer of muscles, some have grown monicles but not all
Personality: Quite Mellow, sometimes will become agressive
Upkeep: 2 lbs. of Monkey Slop, hot steak
Uses: as a distaction as the comically farm
Price: $1,500 USD (male), $1,400 (female)

The Prime Minister of the United Ed States wishes to purchase a Pedigree Little Purple Monkey, which will be sent to foreign embassies to work out foreign relations deals... and for his daughter to play tea party with... Also, you would not happen to have a Little purple monkey tea set... would you?

(OOC: Oh man I was hoping this would never be posted in again, oki, sorry to you mr UES but the store is closed my nation underwent a massive change from it's humorous Circus start that I always RP'd it as to my current nation of Communists built upon an ancient Knight state, sorry man, I should really remove the link from my sig *does so* )

ooc: check your Tgs

i will take 2 common monkeys and 5 ninja monkeys.

thank you very much.

<33:D

(OOC: Oh man I was hoping this would never be posted in again, oki, sorry to you mr UES but the store is closed my nation underwent a massive change from it's humorous Circus start that I always RP'd it as to my current nation of Communists built upon an ancient Knight state, sorry man, I should really remove the link from my sig *does so* )

(OOC: Dang, I wanted to buy 1 common monkey and 10,000 hunting monkeys when I saw this post that said YOUR STORE WAS CLOSED... :(
If you closed it why don't you edit the first post that contains the storefront, take out the contents, and replace it with "Storefront is Closed" with an explanation? Cause people are interested in buying monkeys still (like me) and they'll post orders as long as that storefront is up.
Just mentioning it..)

(OOC: Dang, I wanted to buy 1 common monkey and 10,000 hunting monkeys when I saw this post that said YOUR STORE WAS CLOSED... :(
If you closed it why don't you edit the first post that contains the storefront, take out the contents, and replace it with "Storefront is Closed" with an explanation? Cause people are interested in buying monkeys still (like me) and they'll post orders as long as that storefront is up.
Just mentioning it..)

Done, thanks for the suggestion

*flicks off the lights and twists the Open/Closed sign to Closed, sighs*

(OOC: Oh man I was hoping this would never be posted in again, oki, sorry to you mr UES but the store is closed my nation underwent a massive change from it's humorous Circus start that I always RP'd it as to my current nation of Communists built upon an ancient Knight state, sorry man, I should really remove the link from my sig *does so* )
OOC: Wait, you are telling me that you gave up monkeys for communism? I hope you choke on those monkeys you dumb pinko! *gaugs*

OOC: Wait, you are telling me that you gave up monkeys for communism? I hope you choke on those monkeys you dumb pinko! *gaugs*

(OOC: Good lord I hope that you were joking, trust me it's Orwellian Communism, myself I'm a Classical Liberal, not a Commie.)

(OOC: Good lord I hope that you were joking, trust me it's Orwellian Communism, myself I'm a Classical Liberal, not a Commie.)
Well, liberality is considerably better than communistic, but your still beneath the conservatives of the world in my book ;)