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ULTIMATUM on Iuraslavia

Ubanda
12-09-2005, 17:06
UN analist have observed a ruined civil society in Iuraslavia! People have absolutely no rights. The government is corrupt.

THIS CAN NOT CONTINUE ANY MORE!
Please remediate this situation immediately.

The Kingdom of Ubanda has given you a final limit of 30 september!

If not 2 million troops will be sent in your territory!
This will hapen to you: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

POST SCRIPTUM: BIC
My legos
12-09-2005, 17:56
it's his nation let him rule it as he pleases. you may request that he changes but it is his decision.

I may not like how he runs his nation, but I don't want useless war to take over the situation! if you invade his nation I will see to it that my armys are there to stop you. though I would much rather this end in a civelized manner
MelekTaus
12-09-2005, 18:07
Dear leader of Ubanda..

Following the analysis of your nation's Defense budget, using NSEconomy, we, the Emperor of Melek Taus, would like to say you have quite a pathetic army. With only 31billion a year spent on your ENTIRE military force, your army alone of 2 million atleast must be POORLY equiped and trained, and your transport system for them must be a SHAMBLES, otherwise, how the heck did you afford to get 2 million soldiers with that budget?

We, on the other hand, have a military budget of 574 Billion a year. Most of this goes toward a very powerfull and large navy. We shll provide links to the information as proof of our words, and declare that if you threaten any more nations to change how their government rules, and threaten with military force, we will be resolved to deploy our own Marine Military Force against you.

http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=MelekTaus Our budgets

http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=Ubanda And your budgets.
The Lone Alliance
12-09-2005, 18:17
Secret IC to Ubanda: We are prepared to ship 2000 M1 Rifles to your nation including 4000 rounds, as well as 20 M-79 Grenade launchers with 120 grenades.

(what about this? http://www.pipian.com/stuffforchat/gdpcalc.php?nation=Ubanda&defenseprovided=1&defense=22&militarybudget=1)
MelekTaus
12-09-2005, 18:27
(what about this? http://www.pipian.com/stuffforchat/gdpcalc.php?nation=Ubanda&defenseprovided=1&defense=22&militarybudget=1)
((Still not enough to get extra ammunition, pay for all the personelles wages, the fuel for tanks, food, chefts, logistics staff, education support for officers doing degrees, grants, cost of building barracks, naval vessles e.c.t. That entire list of things is like saying what it's equivillent to. You don't get all of tht nice shiny list of equipment, you get either 111 million AKs, or 1,000 odd tanks, take your pick. You are forgetting the further expansions of the cost of an Army, Navy and Airforce combined. P.S, Uniforms are pretty damn expensive too, especially for 2 million soldiers, not including logistic support.))
The Noble Men
12-09-2005, 18:35
UN analist have observed a ruined civil society in Iuraslavia! People have absolutely no rights. The government is corrupt.

THIS CAN NOT CONTINUE ANY MORE!
Please remediate this situation immediately.

The Kingdom of Ubanda has given you a final limit of 30 september!

If not 2 million troops will be sent in your territory!
This will hapen to you: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

POST SCRIPTUM: BIC

Analysts instead of analist

Happen instead of hapen.

:headbang: is not a word. Not even if you do it 8 times.
SkyCapt
12-09-2005, 18:37
From: The Incorporated States of SkyCapt
To: Ubanda

We strongly recommend you retract your statements, as we are prepared to defend Iuraslavia, despite their disagreeable civil rights level. Our military is fully prepared to go to war, despite having sizeable units stationed in Athiesism and New Sans.
Muesilania
12-09-2005, 18:38
Muesilania although agreeing that this situation is not good, would rather this was left to the government to sort out. We have provided after consulting the UNA members a list of possible solutions.

1) Financial aid is a bad idea. The government cannot be trusted to use it for how it is needed, and it won't help even if they do.
2) If the country is a democracy, the people will sort it out, if it isn't thats their choice. We would support a revolution if it gained enough support (OOC: People have a right to rebel against a government, its how the world works, without revolutions some things would never change. Revolutions are good in some cases, and whether you like to admit or not, I am right.)
3) Sending in your military is a bad idea, for several reasons. This will not sort out anything, probably making the situation worse. Interfering would not be good. Secondly, we will also stand in your way.

We would like to suggest you find a different solution.
Vampad
12-09-2005, 18:39
UN analist have observed a ruined civil society in Iuraslavia! People have absolutely no rights. The government is corrupt.

THIS CAN NOT CONTINUE ANY MORE!
Please remediate this situation immediately.

The Kingdom of Ubanda has given you a final limit of 30 september!

If not 2 million troops will be sent in your territory!
This will hapen to you: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

POST SCRIPTUM: BIC

Official government response from Vampad: LMAO.
Holy panooly
12-09-2005, 18:59
http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=MelekTaus Our budgets

http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=Ubanda And your budgets.Statement of someone who's bored and has nothing better to do (expendable government official)

We have even more, so suck it up and stop acting like you're the King or something. Now I'm am going to sit back and laugh at you.
http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=Holy+Panooly Defence: $22,400,698,615,008.00 28%

- Someone.
Muesilania
12-09-2005, 19:03
OOC: Nice job in rubbing it in their faces. I take it thats your involvement in this thread over? Almost as though you were getting your post count up like you need to :p
MelekTaus
12-09-2005, 19:12
Melek Taus would like to state it was merely stating to the nation it could not possibly have used its threat reasonably, and instead was showing its own power as a means of comparison. No threat of "One GAZZILIO N MEN WHJEHJFKGAHEGKWE!!!" was made, and we were not deliberatly showing our defense budget as a means of intimidation, but to inform the said host nation of their incapacity of providing supplies to said 2 million strong 'army' of theirs.

We also understnd you probebly make no effort to be involved in this situation, unlike us, who are definatly ready to be involved, even militaristically. No nation has the right to interfeer with other nations with force, and any who do so, we believe, are not fit to be in rulership, and our military force will be used against them if possible to remove the government. The people of the people would then make their own government. Anarchy is the breeding ground for new orders.
Shazbotdom
12-09-2005, 20:51
Analysts instead of analist

Happen instead of hapen.

:headbang: is not a word. Not even if you do it 8 times.

Actually....it would be Analysis.
Vampad
13-09-2005, 16:21
Actually....it would be Analysis.

Actually....it would be analysts, referring to the act of analysis by an analyst.

Isn't spelling fun :D
Aust
13-09-2005, 16:31
2 MILLION troops!!!! Lol Lol!!!!
Euroslavia
13-09-2005, 16:47
...And this is why II has such a bad reputation, because of some of the people in this thread that have posted here only to insult the first poster, rather than helping them out. You all should be ashamed of yourselves. I'm locking this thread.