NationStates Jolt Archive

OOC: I RP as Solvania, a pirate nation, my failing Republic allows to exist, its a small island with a few ports, filled with privateers and the such, run by an eccentric General Alexi Romanov.

This references to the Assassination thread, where Communist terrorists based in Solvanian Warehouses executed the attacks. 255070625 went overboard and mustard gased a city. Killed 50,000+ civilians along wtih the Communist terrorists, who were independent of Solvania. Solvania just has no law enforcement to speak of.

~> As the above message is being broadcast over the radio, four men of 255070625 origin with fake Slovanian citizenship papers and ID's, have obtained jobs at the Wintercap Island water filtration plant. They disable the security cameras, pour six barrels of arsenic into the Slovanian water supply, take turns urinating in the water, yell an obscenity about Romanov's mother, then leave without a trace...

With no centralized water, this was interpreted as a poisoning of a local well.

Official Independent Republic of Solvania Broadcast

*General Romanov walks onto the stage*

"International Community, again, my people are struck, by a fanatical dictator, who wants all of us dead! When are you going to act against this man! When I say! Today, 4 foreign agents, carrying "IDs", were hanged, by an angry mob, after 34 schoolchildren, and 29 women drank poisoned water. These 255070625 agents had filled the local well water with arsenic and urine, containminating it. When the schoolmaster and her assistants came to get water for morning breakfast, they all died. Disgusting!

I ask, Leafanistan, McKagan, anyone who can hear me! Please! We need help, I am sending a Battlecruiser fleet to 255070625 waters to sieze shipping, and to begin bombarding coastal cities. Help me! We need to avenge the deaths of another 63 innocents!"

[END]

To: Leafanistani Dude
From: Arizona Mountain Complex
Subject: Assistance

Should you choose to assault 255070625, you have our help. We are preparing to move a Maritime Interdiction Security Unit (MISU) to open seas. However, because of ongoing conflicts in Frozopia and the possibility of other wars opening up, we cannot spare many vessels. The current force consists of:

3 Peninsular Class Pocket Battleship's
3 South Sea Class Frigates
3 Jupiter Class ASW Frigates
8 Sultan Class Attack Submarines
5 Praefele Class Destroyers
3 Eagle Class Heavy Cruisers

Also, if you feel the need for massive air assaults, IMAF will assist in the prenamed "Operation: Burn the Fucking City to the Fucking Ground"

To: Leafanistani Dude
From: Arizona Mountain Complex
Subject: Assistance

Should you choose to assault 255070625, you have our help. We are preparing to move a Maritime Interdiction Security Unit (MISU) to open seas. However, because of ongoing conflicts in Frozopia and the possibility of other wars opening up, we cannot spare many vessels. The current force consists of:

3 Peninsular Class Pocket Battleship's
3 South Sea Class Frigates
3 Jupiter Class ASW Frigates
1 Titan Class Aircraft Carrier
8 Sultan Class Attack Submarines
5 Praefele Class Destroyers
3 Eagle Class Heavy Cruisers

Also, if you feel the need for massive air assaults, IMAF will assist in the prenamed "Operation: Burn the Fucking City to the Fucking Ground"

Finally, we need to destroy their infrastructure, so they can never again harm my people. Excuse me.

*General Romanov leaves at this point to cry

I'm afraid, the great General is not available, as his 2nd in Command it will be my pleasure to detail our battleplans. We plan to shell coastal cities until they cannot support any sort of infrastructure, then we shall leave, we cannot support occupation troops, and we only wish to ensure our people are safe. And we prefer to be refered to as Solvanian, as we are a seperate ethic and social group from the Leafanistanis.